I am going to drop hang myself from my treehouse tonight with a hangmans noose. Does anyone know: If It doesn't break my neck, will I just hang there or will the hangmans knot tighten to the point of suffocation/lack of oxygen to the brain. Also how long will It take to become unconscious If I fail to break my neck?
(Serious answers please)
If there are people depending on you, and you an hero, you're a coward.
If you have no people depending on you, go fucking live already. Sell your shit buy a motorcycle and enjoy the world.
No reason to take the pussy way out.
i know how you feel i suggest you go for a walk , i planned to kill myself a few hours ago but went for a walk and saw some horses in the field and it made me think that if i killed myself i wouldn't see the horses in the field.
Never seen anybody being sad on a motorcycle.
if it doesnt break your neck, it will just asphyxiate you. You'll probably be hanging there flailing and struggling in pain for a good minute before you lose consciousness and die. That is why it is important you get the length of the fall right.
If the fall is too long, you'll end up with your head ripped off from your body, basically.
Too short, and you'll choke out or become a vegetable for the rest of your life if someone manages to get to you in time.
I have got to the point where even my family and friends aren't enough. Unfortunately nothing anyone says to me anymore will deter me. I Just want to know I won't go out an excruciatingly painfull way or that It will 100% kill me. I've had far too much mental pain over these last months that I would like to think It would be over fairly quickly.
Why are you going to kill yourself? Do you want me to hug you, man? I'll write a song for you, I'll dedicate a book to you. Quit this shit, OP. Everything has an answer! Just ask /b/!
holy shit cunt if you have nothing to live for, go to a different country
go to thailand, bang some hookers until you get an STD
do fucktonnes of drugs
hell, take some fucking steroids and become a massive cunt
OP is crying for help
>if you are srs don't fuck about. acquire some cyanide. completely painless mate
otherwise get some coke off of tor and go on a bender in your nearest city, you'll see life differently ofter like 3g of high grade coke
Cyanide is hard as fuck to get in most western countries. OP, the link I posted has a weight chart for hanging (neck break), just average your weight on that chart. Asphyxiating sucks, just don't claw at your face if you don't go instantly.
I'm not, I genuinely am going to do It, I just wanted to know what It will be like as through research on the web there has been a lot of controversy about methods/timings etc..
That's fine, I have enough rope!
Being tall does not make life any better unfortunately... I've had a 3 year relationship with an attractive girl and a lot of people consider me good looking but that's not enough.
You want the dangle, it's the deceleration that whacks you, not the fall
I'd rather not have that happen considering when my mum wakes up she would be the one to find me. This Is the last pic I was happy In which was 3 months ago.. I Imagine I will look like that with bulging eyes and a purple face. I'm sure that's bad enough to find.. I don't want her seeing my head by Itself :/
Imagine if moot had this attitude. He would never have created this oasis. You can moot this shit OP. Never give up. Honestly if its that bad im sure a /b/ro would even open his home for you to get better.
It depends on the length of the drop. I read it a while ago and from what I remember, there are two separate types; long drop and short drop.
Long aims to snap the neck and instakill
Short drop is about letting the person choke to death
Look up the distance ranges for each one and pick your fate. I know what I would choose.
My name Is the same as one of the four mutant ninja turtles. I'm actually really nice, deep and caring. My reflective and deepness has become my downfall. I've lost something that I neglected due to a gaming obsession and at the time failed to see what I had. I realised too late and at the same time I had spent so much time with that person that I had slowly detached from my friends. The small net group of friends I had stopped gaming as they went of to uni or fulltime work. I quit my job due to depression and I'm currently living at home with my mum with recent extreme self confidence, social anxiety and isolated feelings...
I don't recommend public suicide or suicide committed with the intent of a specific individual finding your remains.
Grow the fuck up and talk to a doctor.
I'm not trying to help him in any way. The link I posted was simply information on what works and what doesn't.
i dont get suicidal people. just sell all you own, buy a plane ticket to Iraq, Afghanistand or some other shitty country and hunst some terrorists. Or you could just go use up all your money on one weekend in las vegas and buy lots of luxury whores
>hurr durr i have easily fixable problems but i am a bitch
man the fuck up you faggot, your life isnt just gonna magically change.
if this is enough for you to kill yourself over you mustve been home schooled or something lol
Broke so many rules it's not even funny. Those rules were there for good reason, too...
1. /b/ros before hoes
2. Bitches ain't shit
3. Don't hate the player, hate the game
You need to spend a week in the ghetto. Your window of life will be clearer, and you will come out happier.
Or run around the world in 80 days and then tell /b/ if you still want to kill yourself.
It won't take a minute. It takes 20 seconds of pressure on your carotid artery to trigger unconsciousness. A minute or two after that will kill you. It's not the fact that no air is getting to your lungs that knows you out, it's the lack of blood to the brain.
Yeah she was my first partner and likewise I was hers. We were together 3 years and I neglected her completely. She put out in all areas especially the bedroom which makes It so much harder to bear as I know the person she Is with Is lovely and I know what sort of shit they will be doing. It's not just as simple as that however losing her due to my neglectful/easily avoidable behaviour Is 80% of the reason probably..
ah i meant no offense broski, i was implying that this dude has probably been sheltered from the real world most of his life.
>get a new girlfriend
>make new friends
>stop wallowing in self pity
voila OP i fixed your life
Well then it's your fault and you are a faggot. 0/10 anon. Your suicide has been approved by the Association of /B/ Moralfag Comittiee.
I'm very close to your situation anon, the true love of my life just told me that she got a new boyfriend, I was ok obout us beeing done, but knowing that she is with someone, and she will probably forget me is just too much for me, I can't live like this anymore, for the last six months I've had a lot of oportunities to get laid or maybe engage in a new relationship but I don't know why, I just dont feel ok with it, I suffer with this and I dont sleep for 3 days now, it was the time that she told me she had a new guy... What makes the situation iven worst is that she lives in a different city now, and the guy lives in the same city... It makes me want to kill myself the pure tought of them hugging or kissing, I don't know how much more time I'll take, I have friends and family and still I feel alone and abondoned... If you want a painless way to kill yourself use Helium, but before you do it just wait a week and if in the end of that week you still wanna do it then fo ahead...
Don't Listen to anon, as soon as you begin to lose consciousness you release the pressure and then you come round again. Plus you may just get a blood clot/ DVT and then a stroke or a Pulmonary embolism.
I'm from the Uk!
I haven't been sheltered, that's the problem. If I had been then I would never have got like this. I've had to pay my own way all through my life from an early age of doing shit loads of chores and then paying rent as soon as I was of age to get a job. My family Is very open and we have been many places including compounds in Africa etc.. I'm not up for all this clubbing, getting pissed sleeping around 24/7 generation.
No problem. Just so you know, I've had lots of suicidal thoughts. I'm glad now I didn't do it but if I was going to, this is how I would do it.
I get how you feel completely. I have horrible graphical images of her doing shit with him that she did with me. She was very generous too. E.g waking me up with a bj and then giving me a back massage. It fucking sucks big time. I've waited 3 weeks of researching various methods and keep saying I'll give it another few days but It's just became worse and worse.
there's alot more p*ssy to fuck than her so get over her and find some new chick who likes you for who you are instead.. now leave internet and live life, suicide is a permanent solution for a temporarily problem
"clubbing, getting pissed sleeping around 24/7 generation"
But you're killing yourself over a woman. That is miles around more pathetic then some shithead at a club. Liven the fuck up and enjoy yourself. You're tall, handsome, and privileged. Fucking act like it. Get the girl of your dreams.
youre a fucking disgrace, youre having an existential crisis so youre gonna put youre mum through the most tramutic experiance possible.
if youre gonna kill yourself atleast go into some woods and report the body before you kill yourself so the police will find you and not your family or some dogwalker.
you are and disgrace.
If you choose to do it OP.
Then its your choice.
Just remember that you could get out of all this.
Once you kill yourself, that's it.
No feeling, no anything.
No thoughts, just no existence.
Think about it, everything you feel, is all in your head.
That's the problem. Whilst she was still making connections with friends at work etc whilst I had my same all male close net group of friends who play games and occasionally footy. I was never hugely outgoing... I don't mind going to the pub and shit but clubbing and parties aren't my sort of thing... After this I have lost even more confidence so It will be even harder to make new friends or find a decent girlfriend.
OP just relax for a moment
everyone on this planet has problems even worse than you
pic related it's my life
>There is always help
>Im guessing you are from down south (Surrey? Hertfordshire? Buckinghamshire?)
>Anon is from UK
>Willing to help
>I care man
>There is a future
Not trying to change your mind, just letting you know people care and suicide is awhhh only too easy my friend, you are stronger than you think and If you hold out for what's round the corner you'll see that
let me just summarise that for you, friendo
>i know what i need to do to make myself feel better
>better kill myself lol
come on dude, man up. you already know the solutions for your problems, now get up and fix them.
I'm the same fucking way. But I don't go as far as to kill myself. I've had some thoughts here and there like every other week little teenage faggot, but I realised that all it is your mind playing tricks on you. Get a fucking hobby, or fulfil some dreams. Learn about history, science or whatever that's in your head. Find a religion or live life bashing religions. It's all here for you in this one life you have.
Do not be a statistic.
I tried (cutting my wrists, longways and both arms) maybe five years ago and i am thankful i did not succeed, i realized that i am going to die anyway (im 27 now) and that even though i have done and tried everything you could imagine except having kids, which i am looking forward too, means its all downhill from here and will be boring im liking life more and more. Drugs, having a girlfriend and good friends, socializing and studying (dentistry, lol, highest suicide rate) helps a lot i guess, as does a loving and supporting family.
Anyway, not trying to be a faggot but dont do it, do drugs, find some friends and definitely start seeing a psychologist and it might be a good idea to see a psychiatrist to get medication (i have been on clonazepam for a while now and it helps a lot with anxiety and depresion).
If you do an hero, see you in hell later my freind......
I dont know, cant see myself going to heaven though, im guessing that this is actually hell, if you think about it, constant pain (hunger, teeth growing, diseases) loosing loved ones etc...
But thanks for the input, faggot....
I have been on antidepressants (citalopram) for 2 weeks now. I still don't feel any better about my life :/ Don't get me wrong, I can see there being a good future. I have a nice family and the friends I do have are really nice. I have a guaranteed career In April as an armoured engineer in the army. I still can't be happy. Maybe I'm weak, maybe it's natural selection!
OP you should kill yourself like a bitch but if you definitely are going through with it the least you could do is find a better way to do it, think about how fucked up that is for your mom to find you like that. Don't you have a car/garage or something?
Mate, I was in exactly the same situation, down to the neglecting them because of something shit. Decided to man up and get on with my life. Found someone who was infinitely better than the girl I broke up with and now I'm happy as fuck. You need a little perspective.
Where in UK you from?
LOL I meant should NOT, my bad, do not kill yourself lol
Enlightened, as am I. 'Tis a wonderful thing to see.
Give the meds time to do their work, mind you they might not be the best (medication) for you, you might need to try a few before you find the right one.....try keeping a positive state of mind, and good shit on the job, you will notice once you start working that you will have less time to dwell on the negative and will have more positive things happening (money, new friends/associates etc).....
Whats up dude /b/ros...
How's it.... hanging itt?
*The red turtle :/
I mean the fact I find It so hard to deal with..
Meaning I'm obviously mentally weaker!
It was sort of a joke. I know it's not actually natural selection.
Well, that's the only logical conclusion a person can reach when you realise all of your ancestors were enslaved and forced to believe bullshit. *tips watermelon*
Antidepressants? Never heard of weed? Really, Michelangelo.... Step up your game.
It's Raphael, but yeah I tried smoking weed every day for the first week or so. Was a quick fix but then the next day I felt just as shit.
I'm fixated on the good times I had in the past with her and gaming with my friends. Times were really happy and good then and I know I will never have that again. That alone Is enough for me to pack my bags.
When I first went on citalpram it took me like a month of feeling worse before it started to level out and work for me.
Really rough month. Buy after that happy days.
Stay strong and wait it out.
Great. Another little faggot who wants to kill himself because some spindely little whore who wears too much make up and works at the mall decided she wanted to fuck someone else. You are a faggot and a fucking coward.
if you are depressed because you no longer have "her" then you just need to wait and you will get over her, also find another girlfreind and try different meds/drugs, weed (i smoked daily for about nine years) was good for me but now just makes me depressed.....im on clonazepam at the moment and it helps with anxiety and depression a lot....
You may as well have a nude of my ex as I won't be needing it come tomorrow!
Leonardo listen, you're a fucking retard if you kill yourself like that. We all know you are a little bitch, we all heard about how you sucked your dad off when you were 6. But none of that matters anymore, what matters is that you stream it for us. Don't worry about your mom either, just give me your address and I'll take real good care of her if you sniff my drift.
Honestly OP, you will find that level of happiness again. You gotta tough it out. I know every keeps saying that but it's true. I roughed it out, went to therapy, all that shit. Even my fucking brother died during that part of my life and I still roughed through it. I was 16 at the time he was 17. It gets better man.
only 19, shit, there is so much ahead of you. You will have much more fun and be much happier in the future than you could ever imagine. Also, hard drugs once in a while do wonders, no bs...
See that alone, makes me feel even shitter, knowing I gave up something someone else would appreciate..
The not knowing how long It will take Is the most depressing bit of It all. I'm not good with patience. I sort of wish I hadn't came on here now as I was only after intel on the suicide. Now I feel slightly apprehensive about going through with It :/
you dumb fuck. Dont do it, suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems. I tried cutting my wrists about five or six years ago (27 now) out of boredom, and am extremely happy and grateful i dint succeed, you will see, life gets better....
have fun OP, put the rope on the side of your head/neck it'll break your neck that way. also check out the chart, which has been made ages ago, which gives an indication of the height/weight ratio you need for maximum effectiveness.
Yeah, you feel shitty giving up something that someone else would appreciate, but you don't think you'll feel shittier throwing away yourself?
Your family and friends appreciate you. And if you do live on, your future lovers and kids will as well.
Dude if you thought you were depressed and anxious before, wait till you decide to stop taking the klonopin, or your Dr decides that for you. Benzo withdrawals are literally the worst most indescribably bad feeling ever, and it goes on for YEARS after you stop. I'm currently 15 months into Valium withdrawal and am still in a paranoid anxious clinically depressed hell.
And if you decide to stay on them for life instead of having to face getting off them, then enjoy your early onset Alzheimer's disease which they have been shown to cause.
Seriously benzos are worse than fucking heroin for addiction, dependancqnce and withdrawal,seeing someone suggesting some minorly depressed and anxious guy take them when there are hundreds of non-life ruining treatment available makes my blood boil, your just perpetuating the misery they cause.Benzos should have been taken off the market years ago
you know if you quit weed or any drugs you will feel depressed a time. because you miss the stuff thats in it...
just find someone who you can tell your problems with , i talked to a psychologist
helped me a lot..