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>biggest slut in high school >lost virginity in 8th grade

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>biggest slut in high school
>lost virginity in 8th grade and never looked back
>went to hospital for sucking/swallowing most of the high school football team senior year, had to get her stomach pumped to get all the cum out
>begged her boyfriend to fist her in the handicapped use elivator during lunch
>apparently there was a lot of blood
>everyone was finishing lunch when an ambulance came screeching in and quickly took her away on a stretcher with boyfriend white as a ghost
>graduate 2007

fast forward to now
>surprise surprise, she never stopped her whoring ways
>and this time she actually got knocked up!
>that, or this time she got knocked up...but it was with a guy who has a lot of money...so she wants to keep the baby and get married!!!
>AND EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK IS FINE WITH THIS!!!
>they're ignoring her past, just going to give her a free pass on life

I don't know why, tell me if you think you know why, but goddamn I am so fucking mad!

I want to spam her facebook, I want to trash her, tell her how much of a useless piece of trash slutt she is!! I won't let her live in her false reality, she cannot rewrite her history!! Every happy pregnant/marriage/baby status and picture that everyone liked and posted to make her feel good.

But I don't want to use my own facebook account to trash her because everyone will just blindly take her side
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>>578767217
>But I don't want to use my own facebook account to trash her because everyone will just blindly take her side
You're a fucking huge faggot
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why do you care to begin with?
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>>578767217
Somebody's butt blasted that they don't ha e a sugar daddy
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>>578767630
>You're a fucking huge faggot
Agreed
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>>578767630
well yeah, everyone is just going to blindly take her side, I'll be villanized, and in 24 hours, I will literally have 0 friends
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>>578768441
You're obviously fucking retarded.
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post pics of her
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>>578768030
because she had a great high school /college life, didn't work hard, did everything wrong, and now she gets to have a good adult life, she gets everything handed to her!
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>>578767217
Butthurt jelly levels maximum.
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live and let live, you jealous cunt
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>>578769113
Please be trolling, for your own sake.
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>>578767217
You actually would need approximately 1000 men in order to have enough semen to cause you to need to get your stomach pumped, nice try faggot
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>OP super mad that slut didn't sleep with him
>mfw

Try not to pull a Rodger you beta faggot.
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>>578769630
no joke, man, that actually happened
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>>578767217
> Stomach pumped

That little chestnut has been an urban legend about mostly celebs roll until this one. Not saying she's not a slut, but why pump out God's nectar
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>>578767217
well she's a brown gook afterall....
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follow her path, find your own richfag
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sucks she didn't sleep with you bro
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No wonder there were pics of these girls here all night. Seriously, OP, get over it
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Serisously, nobody relates to this?

Oh man, forgive me guys, I didn't realize /b/ grew up and made it in life.
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Filipino chimp
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>>578770160
/b/ has been invaded by feminists for a long time. They moderate this site now.

Go to eighchan if you want the non-tumblr audience.
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>>578767217

why do people pose like that

doesn't it hurt their backs
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>>578767217
are you serious like i can eat a whole fucking pizza and you're telling me someone's stomach gets pumped from swallowing some cum? are you a fucking idiot mate? like how many people are on a football team? 20? idk. that's like two cans of coke you idiot.
and why would anyone put someone that just got fisted on a stretcher? you believe some dumb shit fagaet
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>>578770160
Na man I'm bum as fuck but you're just jelous. Keep it to yourself next time
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you got annie nguyens of her?

get it? Get It? GET IT?!
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>>578767217
You are a gay, op. Stop whining about some bitch. Act like a fucking man.
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>>578770281
yeah, what is it about those dogeating sluts

Btw OP, she's a dogeating slut and will most likely end in divorce .
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>>578769863
no really, that actually happened

>>578770021
this is the first time I've raged about this
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>>578767217
dump nudes ya jabroni
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>>578767217
Are you from long beach you fuckin zipper head?
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>>578767217
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>>578770469
how do you know OP isn't a woman, you dumb fucking feminazi cunt.
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>>578770160
Haha jealousy is why you're so mad?
Why do you think fucking a lot of guys is immoral?
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You're an idiot if you believe the part about going to the hospital to get her stomach pumped. Seriously. Every high school starts that exact same rumor about someone every year. Mine did too. And why would someone need their stomach pumped from swallowing cum? Have some common sense OP
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>>578768441
in 24 hours you'll still have 0 friends
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>>578769113
why are you mad though
her shit doesnt affect you u dumb idiot. oh shit nigga some chinese slut that probably didnt get fisted or suck a team of dicks is having a baby. are you such a fucking crybaby faggot with a shitty life that you have to get some autistic team of idiots from 4channel to go on facebook and tell a random asian that u dont like her hahahahahaha fucking pussy faggot cunt piece of shit I AM LAUGHIG AT YOU
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>>578770638
Lol telling him to not cry over some bitch and go on with his life isnt being a feminist.

Hey op. Man up. Go out and get some pussy. Get an education. Be rich. Fuck 19 year olds when you are 40.

You need a real father, op.
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>>578767217
I have a strong feeling OP is a jealous femanon
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No one said it yet? Not your personal army.
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>Tfw dont know which girl your referring to in the picture because all asians look identical
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>>578767217
>ITT: OP's highschool crush is getting hitched, and he's taking it poorly
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>>578768441
News flash faggot
>you have no friends now
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>>578770775
top lel
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>>578771130
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>>578770485
Are you the one who's been posting pics of this girl and her friends off and on for the past couple years?

Now we just have to find the OPs of the Stanford/USC Asian duo and the belly dancing chicks and we can have a repetitive butthurt jamboree!
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>>578767217

> being this mad
> being this irrational
> pretending this asspain is morality
> wanting to punish someone for making different choices than you

When you get older, you'll regret wasting your youth being mad about all the things you can't control instead of trying to make the most of the things you can and enjoying your life. Cap it.
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>>578771196
I chortled.
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>>578767217
I am going to be a man whore.


This is going to work out.
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>>578767217
We're all looking for happiness, anon. She used to find it in hundreds of cocks. Now she's found it in the gift of life growing inside her. Maybe instead of being angry at the happy people around you, you should try to be a happier you.
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>>578770754
Because a woman is only supposed to have sex with her husband
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>>578767217
Sounds like you're jealous that she was a whore for everyone but you.
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HOW CAN YOU FORGIVE A PAST EVERYTHING IS HIGH SCHOOL FOREVER
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>>578771425
>we can have a repetitive butthurt jamboree!
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Just live and let live man.
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>>578771592
Yup.

Is op ELLIOT RODGER?
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>>578771587
How do men get sex then?
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>>578767217
I know exactly what you mean. Every time that I see some bitch that was an absolute whore announce that she's pregnant, all the sudden it's all "CONGRATS IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU".
It pissed me TF off too.
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These fuckin whores are laughing at me.

Ruin them B.
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>>578771830
by having sex with their wives
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looks like OP ran away
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>>578772050
>>578772050
Nooooooo
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>>578770620
it's centennial high school franklin, tn
>>578770576
wish I had them but I don't
would if i could but i can't so I won't
>>578770638
i'm male
>>578770754
no, I'm just mad that she had a great time, did no hard work, set for life
>>578770760
I'm telling you, that actually happened
>2006
>fall semester
>senior year
>homecoming
>our football team was underdog, nobody thought they would win
>against all odds, they won
>they're celebrating in the locker room
>she comes in, "congratulations guys!
>one thing led to another
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>>578772050

We're laughing at you too, son.
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>>578772081
Not fun
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>>578767217
>someone got rejected by a gook in highschool
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>>578767217

>went to hospital for sucking/swallowing most of the high school football team senior year, had to get her stomach pumped to get all the cum out

how fucking stupid are you?
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>>578772240
You're mad that she's doing good. That kind of makes you malevolent, doesn't it?
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>>578772240
No shit? I went to Independence.
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>>578772351
damn, how jaded are you?
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>>578767217

lol her name is hoe
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>>578769113

kid is mad he wasted his life and wants to upset a girl over the internet to make himself feel better. what a pathetic life
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Dude I am also very sick of that shit. This is what happened when I tried to set an ugly whore straight. Pic related. She got insanely mad at me.
>A month ago my friend and I went to sell her adderall
>She has a boyfriend who is actually a cool dude
>We get back and she texts my friend "You were so hot when you were here jus sayin"
>He pukes a little in his mouth and shows me the text
>A half hour later she texts "I want you to come over and fuck my brains out"
>We show boyfriend her text to show her that she has not strayed from her whoring ways
>They break up
>She posts all these "woe is me" FB statuses on losing her "one true love"
>"What else is this shit life gonna take from me first i lose my one true love and now my dad dies how can life get any worse"
>I comment back something along the lines of "Sorry about your dad and all but you totally shot yourself in the foot with your "one true love". Maybe he'd be a little less inclined to dump your ass if you didn't send texts to other men literally saying "I want you to come over and fuck my brains out". It also would have helped if you didnt ever cheat on him. Take some fucking accountability."
Of course, she didn't take accountability, just laid blame on her dad dying in prison.
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>>578769691
>somebody say my name?
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>>578772050
Far left is a Mexican right?
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>>578767217
You sound like a huge pussy. I wish i could give her your *non-existant* salary. Who cares if some slut got fucked? It's what they do.
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why you so mad op..

you'd be a useless slut too if you were attractive enough.

instead you're crying about someone else's life to people who don't care.

i don't understand. do something productive man, im feelin bad for ya.
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>>578772240
So maybe you should think about working hard and succeeding in life and stop worrying about others. PLUS children cost $250,000 from 0-18 for a middle class home. Since you dont havr kids consider yourself lucky.

Make something of yourself...we all start at different points financial. If you are poor this means you just have to work harder to make it. If you dont then you will be what you are for the rest of your life.
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>>578772240
Well whenever you're ready to give us that facebook faggot...
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>>578772240
Did no work, had a great time, and is now set for life...that's pretty much how it goes for every girl above an 8.
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>>578772803
Flip

So basically yes
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>>578772576
Independence, huh? You guys were alright. What year?
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>>578767217
>HOW DARE SHE ENJOY SEX, AND EVENTUALLY SETTLE DOWN.
lol OP. You're going to miss everything cool and die angry.
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Actually laughed about the stomach pumping.
Get used to it OP.
Only going to meet more lazy assholes who get everything for nothing.
But seriously you are way too butthurt. Just stay away from the obvious retardly friends of her since they are people you clearly don't want to associate with.
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>>578767217
That's why I like /b/
I only come here for the jelly donuts.
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>>578773646
2012
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>>578773731
He worries about bitches from high school not realizing he can be fucking the daughters of his high school clasmates in his 30s and 40s
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>>578769113
>578769113

Yea that happens when you know how to fuck really well. She worked hard....at fucking.
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>>578773731
This.
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>>578773997
If he gets a good paying job and isnt a complete fag....i might add.
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>>578767217
op i'll give you five internets if you post "Wow, I'm surprised you can still have a baby after your boyfriend tore your vaginal canal after you begged him to fist you at school! congrats!"

and then if she takes it down post it on here for every one to add her and post it as well.
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>>578767217
All female flips are stupid whores op. fuck, if there is anything I hate more than smelling farts, its a dirty phillipino
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>>578767217
How do you know all this?
>>578769113
She worked hard sucking cocks for a living.
NYPA
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>>578774363
They viet
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>>578774480
She's one of those brown Viets so she's more-or-less Filipino, yes.
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>>578772773
She did it to herself, what a whore, guy.
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>>578774363
How many female philipinos have you met?
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>>578774626
>>578767217
OP. Ask her if she'd suck Pol Pot's cock if he was still alive
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Op will never fuck an innocent asian.

Obvious op is white too.
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>>578774329
>>578774329
this
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>went to hospital for sucking/swallowing most of the high school football team senior year, had to get her stomach pumped to get all the cum out

People still fall for this shit? I mean seriously, this urban legend has been around since like the goddamn 50's.

Even assuming a 45 player high school football team, these post pubescents would likely be jacking off once/day, so their average ejaculate volume would prolly be around 5 mL. But fuckit, lets double to to 10 mL just for shits and grins.

45x10 = 450 mL of sperm = 15.2163 fl oz.

A whopping 3 ounces more sperm than a typical can of soda.

tl;dr - THIS WOULDN'T GET YOUR STOMACH PUMPED. FUCKTARD.
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>>578767217

If she's a slut having a baby what is it to you dude? Just be glad it's not your kid so you can keep your money in your pocket.

Are you mad because she didn't fuck you when she was fucking all those other dudes/
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Elliot Rodger lite
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>>578774816
I have met a few. And you know what? The ones who are married, are married to older, unattractive men who have lots of money. And they just suck the money right out of them. Even the ones I don't know, working at 7 eleven, they are shit at there jobs, look and act brain dead, and speak flip to each other all the time. jesus christ. I hate them so damn much
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>>578772773
profit on the guilt of the society so is the way of the "victim" live with it guy!!
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>>578769113
she was a hard sucking cock sucker, you probably just don't give good enough blowjobs
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>>578773981
nice, you're still young

stay in school no matter what
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>>578775117
But anon this happened at my school! Also this one time in science class we had to swab our mouths and put it under the microscope and this one girl had a sperm! Lol... I wasn't there but I heard.

Also my frat invented beer pong
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>>578770160
no, we're just not that edgy.
4chan isn't your personal army you faggot
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>>578776145
also im a grill
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>>578772773

post pics of her nigga
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instead of bitching, go and do something about. gun blazing brotha. retribution at its best. I can't wait to see it on the news
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>>578767217

>Stomach pumped because semen

Yeah, that's fucking retarded and didn't happen.

So who's the real culprit OP? Somebody who stole your lunchmoney now you want the big, bad Anonymous to fuck them up for you?

GO TO BED, KID.

>NYPA
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>>578772240
She didn't get her stomach pumped for cum. People have said that shit about every female and gay celebrity since like, 1963.

What might have happened is that she sucked cock, got her stomach pumped because she ate something bad, and the doctor found cum or some shit. That's different.
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>>578776383
Reported to FBI


Not joking
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>>578776145

Oh yeah? Well in MY school a girl tried fucking herself with a frozen hotdog and lost it in her twat! She had to have it removed at the hospital and went to a different school from the embarrasment! True story and it's never happened in any other school!!
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>>578776674
Let's just hope she never got married or had a baby. If she did we'd have to yell about it on her Facebook because it's not fair!
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>>578768441
why are you friends with people like that? / why are you so sexually repressed that you think there is something wrong with being slutty.
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>>578770160
ifeelu but the internet is sjw haven now, there's no point

just hope she gets STIa and her sugar daddy does too and they both die
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Aaaaand this is what an omega male looks like. Consumed by irrational jealousy, rage, and self-loathing, he envies the sex of others because he has none of his own.

Carry on, Omega OP, carry on.
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>>578767217
That's the future anon, cunts will get away with whatever they want whether or not morals matter but men will be penalized for even looking at a women wrong. the proof is in the autists here all white knighting against you. Don't worry when the time comes we'll take everyone with us.
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>>578776145
i bet you weren't there when she "sucked off the whole football team" or "got fisted in the elevator". This is because high school is full of shitty stories.
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This post makes me cringe so hard about awkward teenage boys.

I was one. But damn, I was never this much of a loser.
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Op stop hating on this slut, your wasting your time. Things will work out and she will end up fat, devorced, ugly and with kids. You can't turn a hoe into a house wife. FYI no one still knows exactly which one of these girls it is you speak of.
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>>578775117
>mfw soda is made of semen
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>>578767217
Pumped her stomach for cum.. You need to be on tv that is some funny shit.
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>>578772050
god damn,I would fuck all those bitches, and cum on all their feet. God I miss high school sometimes.
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>>578767217

So she whore her way to the top, who cares...inb4 the baby is retarded and/or daddy leaves
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>>578768441
Why wait 24 hours. You don't have any friends now.
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>>578767217

>went to hospital for sucking/swallowing most of the high school football team senior year, had to get her stomach pumped to get all the cum out
>begged her boyfriend to fist her in the handicapped use elivator during lunch
>apparently there was a lot of blood
>everyone was finishing lunch when an ambulance came screeching in and quickly took her away on a stretcher with boyfriend white as a ghost

Also OP better deliver on some pics I need a good fap already
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>>578769113
As a massive faggot you should know that sucking dick is hard work
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>>578770160
We just don't buy your story. It sounds like bullshit to me. Sounds like you wanted some of that yella ass and she laughed at you so not butthurt faggot wants to blame her for your fucked up life.Not buying it.
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>>578772240
>be this retarded zebra-dick OP
>be in high school
>so beta that vaginas shrivel up when present
>see popular high school chick slutting around, eavesdrop on gossip and hear how awesome she is
>create shrine dedicated to her
>donate sperm and ceremonially drink it in front of shrine to gain the courage to ask her out
>wait until senior year
>"E-excuse me m-m'lady.D-dare you enter my m-magical realm?"
>"Ewww!"
>pull fedora down over eyes and run away
>fedora covered in tears
>she ruined my fedora
>autistic OP gains emotional ability: anger
>"Fuck this bitch"

and the rest we know!
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>>578770281
Not Filipino, Vietnamese.
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