>pre-ordered this because is done with shit relationship I

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New computer, don't have much

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>>578745402
Let's fill it up

>>578744961
I'd like to point out that technically, that figurine is in 3 dimensions.

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>>578745676
...Fuck, I'm so stoned I contradicted myself

>>578744961
>I love loli. No, not hideous 3D. I despise everything that isn't lovely 2D
sure champ, everyone knows you would fuck the shit out of a delicious blonde 3D loli

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>>578746080
By '3D loli' I assume you mean 'Obnoxious, screaming pestilence". Not my cup of tea, sorry to disappoint you.

Don't worry about it, we all make mistakes!

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captcha: loodnes ready

>>578744961
Excuse me, what is this and how will you equate to having a real relationship?

>>578744961
that's a cute fig.

>>578745323
and now i need to hug something.

>>578744961
Where how and when can I expect that figure

>>578744961
A friend of mine really fucking wants this

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>>578747324
That is a 1/6 Figure sculpted in PVC, illustration by inuburo.

I had a long, sad relationship with someone who didn't appreciate me or made me happy for that matter. The purchase of this figure states my independence from idiotic measures as relationship and procreation.

Internet? Check. Loli? Check. Dick in place? Yessir.
I don't need anything else.

>>578748218
Is that friend perhaps your dick?

>>578748218
It's your penis isn't it.

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>>578748071
>I can't resist... Too lewd!

>>578748665
>>578748687
My penis is not German

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>>578747981
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-008718

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>>578748738
Some artistic license was taken

>>578748520
I'm trying to understand how you will achieve the same level of comfort as you would with a real human being, both physically and mentally. If you're purchasing this figure to have a relationship with it then you're not independent are you?

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>>578744961
I am exactly on your boat

20 year old kissless virgin

I even own a Puni Ana DX Onahole and 2 other loli onaholes

Anyone else part of the never-ending ride?

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>>578744961
lolis are happiness

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>>578749538
Yep. I don't do loli holes, though - more gimmick than functionality.

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/venus-cross-male-masturbator/

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>>578749538
Nope. Lolis just happen to be a fetish. Some people like feet. I like lolis. Plus amphetamines are my love.

>>578744961
holy fk where do i get this?

>>578749075
Dude, I'm not having a relationship with a figure.
I just enjoy the art style, nothing else.

>>578749538
Girls are overrated mate, don't feel too bad

>>578749650
lolis are life

>>578749932
for shame

you have no idea how wrong you are

Anything made in good ol 'merica, or anywhere besides nippon for that matter, is not nearly as nice quality.

Take it from me, I've spent a few hundred on this stuff.

Loli onaholes are indeed nice

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>>578750019
You wouldn't be the same ampheta-lolicon from last night? On that 36 hour bender?

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>>578749075
I don't think he's going to have a relationship with it m8, it's more like a symbol of him saying "fuck you" to 3d grils and ascending to the glorious 2D loli master race

>>578750305
Oh, okay. That makes sense.


...

Why are you trying to have a relationship with something that doesn't exist?

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>>578750305
Right on!

>>578744961
Oh God, that's what the nipples look like? Why are they so big? I have this preordered, but I think I'm going to cancel it after looking at that picture. Just... bleh...

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>>578750331
Venus Cross is Japanese, and yes I've spent too much on it as well.

I'm sure I'll try a loli hole eventually... I've been eyeing that sujiman kupaa kokoro for a while.

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>>578744961
For reference

I'm jealous of your financial freedom. I can't not have a girlfriend living with me or I couldn't afford to have a home. otherwise I'd do the same.

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>>578750441
Mate, I'm going to explain it to you one more time:

I'm not having a relationship with any fictional characters or inanimate objects. Aight?

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>>578750396
Yup.As far as I know I'm the only tweaker-con here. Name-sync as ryoji. Who are you?

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I need some fucking yens.

>>578751004
Then it's not very natural is it? I mean, they're drawings. A figment of our imaginations just like women suffrage, that can't be healthy.

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>>578750702
Oh my mistake, for a second it looked like a generic no name american onahole

I didn't see any box art so I was confused

Anyhow, you are right about the sujiman

Anything made my MagicEyes is guaranteed a "B" rating in my book

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>>578751096
Rumia, for my favorite loli. I guess we use different plugins, because I don't see your name?

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>>578751112
man, I have a huge thing for the bakemonogatari lolis but that thing looks awful

jesus

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>>578750019
>implying you can't have both

Requesting loli raep.

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>>578751303
Xbox is busy downloading ac unity 36gb.
Pc is set as priority due to torrenting all the time. Turn it on it eats 7/8 of my bandwidth. I don't feel like having my download take days instead of hours. So using my phone.

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>>578751914

>>578751914
you mean loli raping someone?
fine this way.
not the other.

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>>578751994
That's cool.

I am terribly behind on AC... Maybe I'll get back to that this evening.

>>578751994
Requesting more cute nonlewd loli

>>578751441
Implying most of my money doesnt go for amphets. You have any idea how much it costs to have a regulated intake of quality amphetamines?

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>>578752283

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>>578752283

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>>578752283
Yeah...no. its soft organized not going through catagories looking for it. Sorry man. Takes too much with the size of my collection.

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>>578752460

>>578752575
No worries. I will be here lurking. I appreciate it.

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>>578752245
It was free with the xbox one. Plus looked more interesting then previous releases

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>>578752758

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>>578752085
(She's drunk, so this is rape too)

>>578752085
glorious. would let that old hag rape me anytime.

>>578752758
i actually DOL'd (DAWW'd out loud). damn. even though i didnt like madoka that much.

>>578744961
Where did you order this? Are you living in Japan?

>>578744961
Anyidea what I would search for to find pics with the panties on that have holes in the ass only?

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>>578753293
http://exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/

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requesting cute non-lewd

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>>578753457
Glad you liked it, anon

>>578753624
Lemon is so underrated. Insanely cute and insanely smart... But yeah, the show was kinda boring. After all, it's just a ripoff of Onegai Teacher. Even Lemon was a ripoff of Morino Ichigo.

Oh and I believe I had the sauce already, but thank you.

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>>578753739

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Does anyone have a link to that doujin where the loli hunted pedos and the guy ended up at her secret world?

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>>578753964
Agreed about Lemon - only memorable thing about the show besides that it was another ripoff of OT.

Hopefully they learned their lesson and won't try to capitalize on that series again.

>>578753739
Hi Panda!

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>>578754220
Hi Rumia! What's up?

>tfw threads used to be with other anons instead of tripfags just saying hello to each other and talking about shit no one wants to hear about

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>>578754443
you can join in if you want, anon-kun. we won't bite

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>>578754273
The usual: nothing at all. You?

Also, gonna keep posting >>578748071 until I feel like my work is justified.

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Join us over in /a/'s buyfag threads.

You are one of us now.

Also, buy a doll.

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>>578754443
and also, for the record - loli breads have had tripfags in them for years.

>>578754616
Nothing at the moment either. No class tomorrow so I think some drinking is in order

i suppose i should read it

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>>578754886
Drinking anything good?

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>>578754616
>>578754886
also! tewi is 2cute! need more

>>578754886
But that's wrong.

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>>578755129
You got it

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>>578755096
not particularly. i have this Infinium Vodka to finish and then I move on to this bottle of Svedka which isn't much better

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>>578755274
it's not wrong,

>>578755287
yay!

yall have /e/ for non-lewd, please post some lewd up in here

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>>578755290
How do those rate against Schmirnoff? I'm a terribly inexperienced drinker.

>>578754113
This sparks my interests...

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this thread needs more ribbons

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>>578755498

>>578755446
What you are implying, is incorrect. Threads today are infested with more tripfags than "years ago". O-oh, but they were here years ago t-too!

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>>578755598

>>578755614
yes, more like this
puffy pussy

>>578755598
please continue with the ribbons

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>>578755506
uh.. Infinium is absolutely awful but cheaper than smirnoff. Svedka is better than smirnoff and cheaper.

>>578755628
they kind of were. No less than today.

Honestly it all boils down to individual taste

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>>578755932
oh hahahaha. that bottom sentence was meant for the first person i replied too.

>>578746925
>you will never do drugs and smoke pot with lolis.

You're all pedos

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>>578755598
>ribbons
You have my attention.

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>>578756126
>>578755883
ribbons are pretty great

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>>578755614

>>578755932
Cheers for the tip. I'll see if I can find some Svedka next time.

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>>578756126

What? No dark skin lolis?

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>>578755883
I shall

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>>578756104
You're making biased accusations.

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>>578756246

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>>578756245

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>>578756245
generally im a whiskey person, so take it lightly.

Vodka is just usually cheaper for a better taste

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>>578756445

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>>578756390

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>>578756083
Of course you can

>Loli on screen
>Joint in the left hand
>Whiskey in the other

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>>578756645
>>578755598
Here's a larger version of that pic.

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>>578756565
Well, I'm trying to figure out if drinking is even something I enjoy.

I've downed that Schmirnoff just to see what being drunk was like, but besides that only liqueurs or mixed drinks are 'tasty' to me...

You guys are retarded.

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>>578756908

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>>578756958
Anything below $25 is probably just good for a mixer.

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>>578757089
Thank god my boss at work hasn't figured that out yet

>>578757089
at least we have ribbons

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>>578757089
why is that, anon-chan?

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this is my last one, thank you for the cooperation

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>>578757267
It was an honour

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>>578748791

Then it's sub-human. I'm guessing your nose is longer than your cock and can smell any currently used legal tender from a half mile away,

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>>578757140

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>>578757267
have a good night, anon.

>>578757267
thank you for the ribbons
I found my new jam

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>>578757516

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxGU-9JuLc

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>>578757668
ribbons should be everyone's jam

>>578757436
>>578757568
>>578757668
have another suggestion?

hahhahhahaha oh my god op ur posts got me lawlin mane u so crazy

>>578757968
thighhighs please

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>>578757968
band-aids?

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>>578757968
Thread is almost full - post anything you like, anon

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>>578757841
>>578757968
Someone requested tanned lolis earlier

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZbM5TQU7R0

Seriously, you guys are retarded.
Lolis, which are drawings, are three dimensional.

Therefore, they are on the same level of importance as real girls

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how about Shower lolis?

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>>578758249

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>>578758535

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>>578758606
I'm gonna add a time axis, and enjoy me some 4d loli.

>>578758653
that's the most adorable thing I've seen in a while

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>>578758606
are they?

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>>578758606
Elaborate

>>578758895
>>578758898
the double cap. well done.

New thread?

>>578759253
Yes, we need more pictures posted and shared. We must prevail!