Roughly 4 weeks ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 55 million dollars from the priest who molested me as a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now.
First to get 00 receives $400 to their PayPal
I'm so fucking tired of you blobs of fat and flesh and everything you post here on /b/
>Maisie Williams threads, she looks like fucking Sid from Ice Age, her eyes are so far apart the spanish armada could fit there
>Jennifer Lawrence, you didn't even fucking know who she was before the HG, shut the fuck up
>Furry porn, how autisitc and lonley are you? You're fapping to cartoons, go outside for once in your fucking life you sad shit
>Trap/Sissy threads, you're a bunch of cockgobbling faggots, you are so disgusting, just kill yourselves
>What are you drinking tonight threads, NOONE gives a fuck that you're drinking some kind of old mouthwash from the 70's you shitfuck
>Boxxy/Catie threads, you do realize that the reason why she's famous is that she looks like a dude. She has a jawline like a man, there's manly features all over "her" she's practically a dude, fuck you and your faggotry
>Hate America/Europe threads, It doesn't matter where you're from, you had no impact on history whatsoever. You're a basement dweller living with your sick mother in Connecticut, shut your fucking piehole
>Loli threads, again, cartoons.. What the FUCK, - bunch of pedos jerking off over infants
>Rate my cock threads, you're comparing your smelly, unwashed schlong with other fatasses over the internet, are you proud that you were born or something, what the fuck?
>YLYL threads, every single fucking day you post the same shit over and over and over again and expect others to laugh at "your" material, you're posting what we've seen a thousand times if not more, dont start these threads unless you actually have some funny shit to show, fuck you.
>Post ending in xxx eats their own cum threads, do I even have to say anything here...?
>being so new you don't know that doubles are disabled
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I can't believe my gf just pulled this bullshit off, what should I do guys
> be me
> got home from school
> went to gf house because wth I'm bored
> notice gf is home alone
>ahhhhyeah bout get laid
> start rubbing on her titts
> she moans
> tell her lets go upstairs and fuck
> she agrees
> she says " Anon I'll let you fuck me if you give me all your cash in your wallet"
> think she's roll playing or some shit
> no she's serious
> says she needs money for gas
> tell her to use my car
> Anon I don't want to use your car, I don't like Audi's
> look deep into her eyes
> pull up my pants
> walk away
Check 'em faggot.