ITT: we moved because our house burnt down. We have no furniture

Is that dude who got molested by his niece still here? Ask him for money to buy groceries, we've been living off sewer waste for days.

Well at least now we have an attic and a basement.
This is going to be swell guys.

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sorry anons
i got high and tried to microwave my microwave

I call dibs on the attic. I have some... research to do.

>>578672827
Quit complaining and eat your dead hooker.

lol fuck you guys this house is shit.

>burns it down and summons satan in it and then murders 18 mexican families

>>578672910
No problem, we won't have to pay the gas bills

>>578672910
Where the fuck did you get a microwave?
We can't afford this shit.
And stop microwaving all the rats.
I am breeding them for our food supply.

>>578672989
NO!! You don't tell me what to do Jack!

>>578673018
>>578672989
>>578672943
>>578672910
>>578672831
>>578672827
>>578672669
Jesus fucking christ is this seriously happening? Good god you people are obviously 14 year olds, please kill yourselves now

Opiate girl has moved in and is compulsively masturbating/scratching.

>>578673140
at least were not niggers

Wait.... Does that mean we don't have the hookers anymore?

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>>578673140
who invited this heaven faggot
no one likes him

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>>578673140
Heaven go back in the basement...

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Ok guys. No smoking and no fires this time. I'm expecting an alien baby as /x/ knocked me up, so careful with the ayy lmao jokes mmkay? Oh and no drugs and NO STEALING MY FUCKING FOOD THIS TIME. I PUT OUT MOST OF THE RENT SO YOUR ASSES BETTER PLAY NICE...mmkay?

>>578673140
at least we're not gay.

>>578673140
Fuck off George.
We hoped you died in the fire of our previous house.

>>578673258
>no drugs
Too late...

>>578673258
Does this mean we can still have sex?

>>578673258
We can't afford to support a baby. I'm sorry... Ayy... Lmao...

>>578673258
The government is here for the baby, they offer to pay the rent for the whole of your life time if you give it to them

>>578673258
evicted for being a faggot/killjoy

>>578673404
Who said anything about support? I'm going to sell that baby for percs

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I thought you said they were going to take care of this before we moved in? You give the deposits yet?

>>578673430
seems fair.
If you give up the baby we can still smoke and swear and we don't have to worry about the rent anymore!

I'm gona cut someone in here

H-hey guys, my name is Dan, I'm mildly autistic and my last house got burned up. Can I move in with you guys? I have no money but my pockets are filled with spagethi

>>578673430
Welp, already killed it with the ayy lmao joke. Guess we're back in the shitter.

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Has anyone seen the dog?

>>578673598
Spaghetti you say? Yeah, sure. Welcome to our humble abode.

>>578673614
Look in the oven

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What? By the memes, we can't have this. I hope someone packed up al our child porn and/or drugs, would be a shame to let something so funny get to waste. L.O.L. Anyone mind showing me it, I kind of need to take a little look, rofl.

>>578673614
Sold it for percs.

>>578673381>>578673404

The alliums sewed my vagina shut. I work fucking 12 hours a day. And plus, the allium baby will be abducted as soon as its born so yeah. FRANK STAY AWAY FROM MY BBQ CHICKEN YOU FILTHY WETBACK

Who wants to hit town with me?
We are going to look for some hookers to fill our basement with since we lost them all in the fire.

>>578673240
moot

>>578673698
KATZ KATZ KATZ CHIIIIINAAA

>>578673780
Is Moot still asleep? That faggot never pays the rent.

>>578673739
Who let Steve's uncle out?

>>578673773
>>578673773
I'll come but we already have Steve's uncle>>578673739

>>578673773
I'll invite some of my opiate friends over. Junkies will fuck anything.

>>578673730
>>578673743
This is why we can't have nice things.
you guys keeping eating the fucking pets

>>578673961
Yeah but since I haven't bred a lot of rats we probably need him for food.
We need some sex slaves in here.

>>578673994
I needed the protein!

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I never get laid.

>>578673961
>>578673985
>Leave the house in search for hookers
>Look back at the house
I just hope it will still be there when we return.

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so where do we store all our spaghetti?

>>578674223
Mainly Steve's pockets. Also, nice picture, can I save it?

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Guise I just got back from west Africa, can I crash on your couch for a couple days?

OK niggers, listen up.
Roll call, state your names.
Jesse here, who's phone/

>>578674320
it's all yours my friend

>>578674209
Let's get a new drug mule while we're out too.

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status: leaving with 3 others anon selling marital aids.

>>578674385
Thank you kind Anon

>>578674209
*goes to room and gives birth. allium baby pops out early* Uh...guys...*fucking UFO lights everywhere* they're here

>>578674335
Opiate girl, out looking for hookers and a drug mule

>>578673890
That bastard eats all the peanut butter. don't do shit around her.

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>>578674474
Take this dude as well, he survived the fire somehow

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who the fuck made this house?

Hey guys we are back!!
We found and abducted one hooker.
Unfortunately she is 18 so it is not illegal right?
It is not illegal to hold them against their will if they are 18+ right guys?
right?

>>578674335
Jason here.
I am looking for my buddy David did you see him?

Shit, who didn't pay the interwebs bill? It's going to get shut down in an hour. Not nearly enough time for us to go sell our sperm. What are we going to do? We still have those donkeys?

>>578672669

Don't use Keurig, then.

>>578674596
*watches the UFO light taking the alien baby and the deformed child* Bye! *deformed child is sent back 5 seconds later* Ah shit

>>578674335
Max here

>>578674742
One of them.
The other never made it out alive.
Apparently it had been death for several months.

>>578674917
God fucking dammit.... Hey u won sum fug?

>>578675112
Can't we just kill it?

I invited my friend over. She brought drugs.

>>578674936
Well that covers the diner for two days
>>578674742 i can't sell my jizz the FBI could track me from all the rapes

>>578675112
I just had a baby!

Hey opiate chick! Hook me up!

>>578675265
SHE?¿!

I should probably go take a shower, i can smell my own crotch.

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Forgot her picture

>>578675182
Someone mentioned raising it and selling it to a circus, but I guess that's out of the picture. Yeah let's do it, we need food anyway.

>>578675182
No. Let's use it to wipe our asses with

>>578675298
You just had the baby?
So I can go back to raping you in your sleep?

>>578675112
We could get him into prostitution, it must be someone's fetish>>578675112

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>>578675409
h-hello

>>578675419
>>578675434
We can let it loose in the dinning room.
It can eat what we drop (donkey and such) so we don't need to hover the room.

>>578675298
Boo boo I got you.
>hands you half a ten milligram Percocet from a Baggie full of pills.
I gotta save the rest of these

>>578673196
OI.......cut it out, its wafting the smell around

>>578675449
*points at UFO lights which are still shining through shit covered curtains* They'll abduct you if you try. Wait hold on... *listens* they want to probe you

>>578675580
I find it hard to wank with it staring at me

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Hey guys, I finally got that promotion at work!! How about we go out to the bar tonight, i'll cover the tab.

>>578675730
OOOOH YEAH!!
Jason is going to get some!

>>578675409

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen

>>578675749
You shouldn't wank at the dinning table.
Do it in the kitchen so we have some extra protiens.

>>578675664
*takes the pill* dude I feel like not giving a fuck...about anything *climbs up the curtains* Imma cat guis

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look there is a fight going on outside

>>578675894
Opiate girl here. That's my friend Headshark the Crackho.
She only fucks for money. Or crack.

>>578675976
But he follows me around

>>578676174
Just kick it back into the dinning room.
Thing has to learn its purpose.

>>578676174
Kick it down the stairs. That's what I do

>>578676174
He wants you to breastfeed him

>>578676290
Anyone know it's name? I mean it only uses grunts. We should call him stumpy and make him wear overalls

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>>578675838

>>578676547
We should call it Sarah Jessica Parker

>>578676743
We can't, Sarah's already tied up in the basement.

>>578677034
Did we keep her out of reach of Steve's uncle?
>runs down the stairs
Shit guys they are breeding!!!

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*bright light flashes and I disappear through a broken window**leaves note*

Bye guis gotta go mingle with te ayy lmao and opiate chick I can't feel mu tounge is tht ok??

>>578675824
a-a-alright, forget i asked.

I'll be home later.

>>578677490
If you can't feel your tongue it's not from the half a perc I gave you lightweight

>>578677490
She just had to go through the window?
I miss her.
While I always raped her I loved her.
>shoots himself in the head

Right ima go get some food and hookers and ima try to get a new cat
> hopes all of this will still be here