ITT: we moved because our house burnt down.
We have no furniture or food.
i got high and tried to microwave my microwave
Jesus fucking christ is this seriously happening? Good god you people are obviously 14 year olds, please kill yourselves now
who invited this heaven faggot
no one likes him
Ok guys. No smoking and no fires this time. I'm expecting an alien baby as /x/ knocked me up, so careful with the ayy lmao jokes mmkay? Oh and no drugs and NO STEALING MY FUCKING FOOD THIS TIME. I PUT OUT MOST OF THE RENT SO YOUR ASSES BETTER PLAY NICE...mmkay?
I thought you said they were going to take care of this before we moved in? You give the deposits yet?
What? By the memes, we can't have this. I hope someone packed up al our child porn and/or drugs, would be a shame to let something so funny get to waste. L.O.L. Anyone mind showing me it, I kind of need to take a little look, rofl.
The alliums sewed my vagina shut. I work fucking 12 hours a day. And plus, the allium baby will be abducted as soon as its born so yeah. FRANK STAY AWAY FROM MY BBQ CHICKEN YOU FILTHY WETBACK
Guise I just got back from west Africa, can I crash on your couch for a couple days?
Take this dude as well, he survived the fire somehow
Hey guys we are back!!
We found and abducted one hooker.
Unfortunately she is 18 so it is not illegal right?
It is not illegal to hold them against their will if they are 18+ right guys?
I am looking for my buddy David did you see him?
Shit, who didn't pay the interwebs bill? It's going to get shut down in an hour. Not nearly enough time for us to go sell our sperm. What are we going to do? We still have those donkeys?
Hey guys, I finally got that promotion at work!! How about we go out to the bar tonight, i'll cover the tab.
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen
*bright light flashes and I disappear through a broken window**leaves note*
Bye guis gotta go mingle with te ayy lmao and opiate chick I can't feel mu tounge is tht ok??