First to guess who wins decides next two contestants.
Traditional m&ms are all I have.
Because you don't have anything better to do than to watch candy do battle.
And blue is our new champion!
He's escaped completely unscathed, so we will only need 1 new color for him to fight.
Who do you choose to go against blue in the arena?
This rounds projections everyone?
Will blue prevail again?
None of you niggers are guessing red so I'll just give you the bad news.
Who faces red in his second battle, commrade?
OP is on mobile so I might be a little retarded sometimes.
RED VS. YELLOW
Ref has no noticeable structural damage, so this ones up in the air folks.
Should be a real doosey
Everyone give it up for tonight's first two time champ!
Who has what it takes to beat our new crimson gladiator, anon?
I'm onto your shit OP. The winner better be sent to the M&M's brand
The question on everyone's mind: Will this nigger see it coming?
Frankly I don't know.
This rounds winner also names the champion
Blue wills almost always win due to being the newest color. They make it differently. Also, a factor is which is on the thumb and which is on the index finger, but blue will still always win if it hasn't already battled a ton
And he has!
What name do you bestow on our ebony executioner, anon?
More importantly, who will his next victim be?
For some people, a scripted prank is just as funny as a real one. I'm not one of those people. If you are, fair enough, but i'm here to inform the naive people.
Buy m&m's, attempt this. Both will break together every time. OP is pre-breaking one.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit fag.got. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Place your bets everyone!
This is our first orange contestant, so we could be in for a surprise!
Are you that miserable that you feel the need to shit on even the most innocuous fun? Just kill yourself now because all you seem to want to do is make other people feel as bad as you do fuck-stain.
This isn't scripted, heaven.
You dumb faggot.
Nigger champs battle scars prove your naïveté when it comes to candy combat.
That proves nothing. I challenge everyone in this thread, next time you buy m&m's, attempt this. Both will break together every single time.
OP is pre-breaking one, atleast have some dignity and admit it. Then the wrestling fans can keep on enjoying the regardless, and the newly educated formerly naivé people can leave the thread.
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Who shall face the orange.. Ogre..?
I have a major concern about this game. It is almost impossible for one to win two times in a row, because it gets weaker after each fight. You should make up some kind of playoff where winners would only fight against winners
Watch out it's those meme guys again. Quick everyone hide the fun before he starts quoting Reddit's /r/Atheism!!
I'm not hateful. The wrestling fans can keep on enjoying, and the people who were ill-informed about how this works have now been educated and left the thread. Win win, in my opinion.
For anyone who's just joined the thread, this doesnt work. Both will always crack together, go test it yourself. OP is pre-cracking one, even if its just slightly, to make that one shatter without the other breaking too.
This is all fixed.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
So you've done it mostly with skittles, and they almost always both cracked.
I know you thought you were helping OP there, but his game is pretty much up now. Everyone has been informed of how this really works.
Keep pre-cracking one, OP.
ORANGE MOTHERFOCKER WILL BEAT TEM FAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ! EASY
Who gives a fuck if OP is breaking one ahead of time? We still don't know which one he will break so regardless the outcome is the same for us. Go find a hobby instead of trying to be a cynical asshole on the internet.
I meant as in bags, I've done one bag of m&m's and they mostly cracked both but sometimes didn't, skittles cracked both on average 1/98th of the time (yes that is an actual current statistic)
Now, that I think about it, M and M's really don't crack at the same time. I never really looked at it before, but now that I tested it a few times, there definitely should be one winner in each battle.
Just to let you know I'm reporting this thread to the FBI, posting rape gore and animal abuse is one thing, just a bit of fun, but I refuse to sit around while you force innocent candies to fight to the death. Fuck all of you sickos
Please stop saying educated, you're not trying to educate people you're trying to spoil their fun. You're not being altruistic trying to teach people you're just being a spiteful party pooping egotist.
You only care about making yourself feel good by bringing others down you hollow shell of human being.
I figure nobody can last more than a few rounds, but we'll have to take it as we go.
If you can't figure it out, you're dumb.
We need two challengers to take on the bluesome twosome in a tag-team match. First two colors posted will be chosen.
But I am educating people, the people who were naivé enough to believe this works properly and they don't both crack almost every time and that OP isn't pre-breaking one.
It's like educating children that santa isnt real, has to happen at some point.
Which are you pre-breaking next?
Are you those kids who cried when you found out santa isn't real? The easter bunny isn't real? Wrestling is scripted?
I didnt come here to break your hearts, merely to educate the naivé people. As i've done.
Can the gruesome bluesome hold out against team pumpkin?
Will they be slaughtered or will they move up to the next wave?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEEEEEEEE!
It's cute that you persist with it even though everyone knows how fake your entertainment is now. Your thread is dead except for the people here to argue with me. Bad luck champ.
For anyone new to the thread, i'm just here to inform you that OP is pre-breaking one every time. This is fixed.
I can't remember a time when I thought santa was real, and I didn't hear about the easter bunny until I was 18 years old. And I never watched wrestling, no demand for it here so no broadcast. All I care about are the facts, you can say anything you like, but if you want to claim something as fact, get the damn facts straight.
Please /b/rothers! This is fixed. Pay attention to me! Dont ignore me like Im a newfag. I've been here before you.
Please stop being happy about those candy and pay your attention to me, i need it
Winrar goes to this anon!
Ladies and gentleman, in a stunning turn of events, we have ourselves a lone challenger!
After obliterating his own opponent, orange was left helpless as he watched his teammate and the remaining blue challenger destroy eachother in a gruesome stalemate.
>inb4 heaven thinks he's right
Orange may have made it to wave 2, but he isn't looking very good.
Since we have no other contestants who have won a single battle, next two colors posted will determine who fights for the first circle.
One color per person!
There you have it!
Will brown take red down or will red make brown frown?
THE SUSPENSE IS PALPABLE
DING DING DING!
To the girl in pink: what two colors will we play in our next battle for the first circle?
*Bonus question: who do you think will collapse their creamy candy coating on the third circle first? Red or orange?
Our red underdog has made it to the third and final heat!
With absolutely no one anywhere near him in the roster, these next few fights could very well determine the outcome of tonight's events.
Green and yellow are set to fight in the next battle for the first circle. Please pick a winner and two more colors for the subsequent fight after that.
mfw this thread 404's before I know if my underdog red crushed that orange scum
I'll just keep squishing m&ms while you guys argue.
Nigger jrjrjr is next to take on merrow yerrow in ring 1