It's real simple guys, dirty a dish, wash it when you're done and put it on the dry rack. This is why we have so many ants, we're going to get cockroaches if we don't start following a rule we all agreed upon.
I will start following your dumb rule if you stop starting shit threads,so its another day with dirty dishes.
Didn't we buy that shit like an hour ago?
can we just fucking drop this, god ever since you moved in you've been on my ass about my collection
Guyz i really think we should all start slinging meth, i tried some the day before yesterday and i drew several scientific charts and buried them in the yard. I think that if we put in enough money we can multiply our money 18 fold
Sure roomie, I'm down, just paid my part of the rent and bought everyone breakfast. I'm leaving for work, my room is open if anyone needs to use anything, Xbox, computer, whatever, just put everything back where you found it. Later guys!
i thought we were supose to be autistic here.
Can we all just get stoned and calm the fuck down and I got destiny
Somebody ate my last two pieces of cheese cake.
I've had it up to here with you matter of fact the whole house period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. You guys are pretentious fucks and neckbeard faggots. You guys aren't capable of producing an child that wouldn't be capable of functioning in society with others, due to the fact that it has retards and Down syndrome man babies as fathers. You guys are the cancer of life and should be slaughtered to the full extinct of existence. You ruining people lives, careers and health and causing great deal amount of stress and trauma. I hope you all kill yourselves. DIE
I just got back from court and I won.
You know how I told you faggots 2 months ago about the uncle who molested me as a kid?
Well it turns out I am getting $500,000.
If we only had some dice....
when did we get a wood burning oven
niggas I think we got us some pizza tonight
look man, i just want to unwind with my technicolor plushies at the end of a long day working minimum wage at starbucks, i pay my share of the rent so can you just fuck off i keep to myself
Let me get this straight: You have the energy and will to open the cabinet door, grab the cupcake, take it out of it's wrapper, and eat it. But you can't seem to muster up the energy to place the fucking wrapper in the fucking trash can that is fucking 3 feet from the fucking counter you left it on.
I Guess it never occured to me... He was the only won who asked. Fuck it, have fun fucking my son everyone, ill just leave him in the living room next to painting Black Beard the pirate
anyone wanna play some mtg in my room?
Now where did that faggot put his xbox?
dinner ready fags I got some paper plates op cant clean the dishes
Does anyone else hear a baby crying?
>breaks open xbox with crowbar
What now faggot?
could you guys please stop using my butt plug as a chew bone?
Man, is Jimmy ever going to come out of his room? He hasn't even paid rent yet. He has literally been playing World of Warcraft for 3 months straight. I told you that giving him the room with it's own bathroom and mini fridge was a bad idea.
I'm here to fill the African American Quota
I'll help you cover our tracks.
>lights bed on fire
I'm just gonna sit here on the couch and quietly flick the bean while I nod out from the five 30s I just shoved up my ass. There's narcan in my bag, but don't use it unless I stop breathing ok?
No you didn't NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING DO THAT! YOU'RE DEAD! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU *drops lighter* Burrrrn BITCH
ARE YOU THE FUCKER THAT FUCKED MY GOD DAMN LEFTOVER OLIVE GARDEN?! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I ONLY HAVE 20 FUCKING DOLLARS LEFT THIS MONTH AND I WAS GOING TO FUCKING EAT THAT TONIGHT. GOD DAMMIT.
Man, anyone got some weed? I'll get you back this time, I swear. It won't be like the past 38 times, I will chip in this time. You know I'm good for it. As soon as payday comes around. I still need to find a job.
David is always nagging about the food but he never contributes or cooks for himself so fuck him.
Could you use the cat for extra meat?
Haven't had decent meat since James raped the butcher in my bed.
I am still not allowed in.
GOD DAMMIT QUIT SETTING SHIT ON FIRE. THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE NICE SHIT. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE SHIT. WE SIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR, WE SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR, AND WE PILE OUR SHIT INTO LITTLE SHIT PILLOWS SO WE CAN SLEEP ON THE FUCKING FLOOR BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS KEEP BURNING EVERYTHING.
HERE I AM MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS TRYING TO MAKE CAT SHISH KABABS WHILST FUCKING THE DARKNESS IN THE BATHROOM WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE PLACE IS ON FIRE.
IM PRETTY SURE WE ARE NOT GETTING OUR DEPOSIT BACK NOW YOU CUM GUZZLING FART KNOCKERS!
Well guys, friendzoned again. I knew I should have asked her out 3 years ago instead of last night. I thought after all those expensive birthday and christmas gifts I bought her every year, all the meals I paid for, the bouquet of friendship roses, and fixed her car she'd really see what a nice guy I was. I'm going to go kill myself.
I give up guys, what am I doing wrong?
IM ALWAYS THE ONE PICKING UP THE GODDAMN BILL WHEN YOU FUCKERS JUST GET UP AND WALTZ THE FUCK ON OUT TO GO BUM FOR FUCKING PENNIES WHILE YOU WATCH THE HOOKERS PICK UP THEIR KIDS ON THE STREET CORNER BECAUSE THEYRE EVEN MORE POOR THAN US SO THEY HAVE TO WHORE OUT THEIR WHOLE FAMILY DAY AND FUCKING NIGHT. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I DONT KNOW CPR AND MY FIRE SUIT THAT I WORE TO THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY AT CINDYS IS STILL IN THE FUCKING HOUSE, ON FUCKING FIRE. THE FIRE SUIT IS ON FUCKING FIRE.
HEY GUIZE, REMEMBER MY ELEPHANT? WELL DINNERS READY HE GOT TOASTED NICELY IN THE BLAZE
it taste great skins tough though might wanna leave that
SOMEONE USE THIS MACHETE TO SLICE SOME MEAT
Yes, it is very fun here at our groovey meme house, I like it very much, it is indeed fun her with all the rolfls and lmaos. Can anyone show me where we hide all our child porn and/or drugs, I would be very intrested in keking over some of that, by brother from another mothers.
can you fuckers not ash and put your cigarettes out in every goddamn mother fucking open container and cup in the house?
goddamn i literally just poured that drink and went to the bathroom and one of you cunts dumped your cigarette in it, IT'S A GLASS FOR FUCKS SAKE at least use one of the empty cans fuck
>pokes head out of the door
my tv bigger might want in here
unless you want cat for dinner
I got pizza
>walks in with the garden hose and begins to spray the various fires and shit piles
LISTEN UP YOU RAGING FAGGOTS! IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING SCORCH ON THE CARPET OR SHIT STAIN IN THE HALLWAY, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I'M GONNA TIE EVERY FUCKER IN THIS JOINT DOWN AND FUCK THEIR ASSES INTO PROLAPSE!! DO I MAKE MYSELF FUCKING CLEAR?!
Guys guys GUYS!! Check out this sweet picture I got. I'm going to hang it above the couch. Dude, bitches love guys that can appreciate good art.
I was in my room playing mtg fuck off m8 the shit heads out side are the uncultured ones
WELL I DONT GIVE A FUCK. BECAUSE THE FIRE IS MAKING THE SHIT SMELL REALLY BAD AND I HAD TO PILE SOME SHIT UP IN MY HAND AND SHOVE IT UP MY NOSE BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO FUCKING DIE. I KNOW ITS ALWAYS FUCKING SMOKEY IN HERE BUT FUCK THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH. WHY DONT YOU COOK ONE OF THOSE DEAD HOOKERS THAT HAVE BEEN SITTING IN YOUR ROOM FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS THAT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO THROW OUT HUH? WHY DONT YOU TRY THINKING OF SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?
kk sounds good a i got a stash noone will find, looks like fbi's rolling up in this join look at this faggots discuise
grab her legs lets go, iv got her by the neck,
DAVID HAS LIKE 50 OF THESE IN HIS ROOM EVERYOBE GRAB ONE AND SQUIRT IT ON THE FIRE.
In case you haven't noticed, we're stuck scraping week-old cum-covered pizza toppings off the floor, in a house mainly smelling like sewage THAT FOR SOME REASON CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE JUST TWO MINUTES AGO
...Now, please be helpful and go tell >>578667560 to get rid of that fucking cat: we have enough rotting shit in here.
Is that a promise?
SURE BRING UP THE HOOKERS.
YOU KNOW WE STARTED DOING IT TOGETHER!
DOUBLETEAMING THEM AND THEN STRANGLING THEM AND SAVING THEIR CORPSES FOR A FUCKFEST BUT NOOOO YOU HAD TO GO ALL MORAL AND WOULDN'T PARTICIPATE ANYMORE.
YOU ARE A GODDAMM HYPOCRITE!
shitface looks sexy though
If you motherfuckers don't stop stealing my thongs I will wonderslap your fucking dicks off I swear to God.
Thanks for the complemint babe.
BUT THE FUCKING COPS CAME AROUND AND WERE ASKING QUESTIONS. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO HIDE A DEAD BODY WHEN THERES NO FUCKING WALLS ON OUR HOUSE? NO BASEMENT? NO ATTIC? REALLY FUCKING HARD. AND I DONT LIKE THE FEEL OF MAGGOTS CRAWLING UP MY PISSER WHEN IM FUCKING COLD DEAD BITCH.
Hai guise the cable company is here to check the internets connection to make sure it's working ok.
Also all of our computers, USB drives, and other detachable media..for viruses.
He had two dicks. TWO. DICKS. It was like a fucking Hydra down there. I tried to cut it off after he was dead and they just kept coming. He told me had an accident when he was younger that made all the girls want him but that's just fucking gross.
Ok..... could someone please explain this? Why was there no roomie meeting about this?
Well Jack, I brought in Diego because he has the tightest anus of anyone or anything ive ever seen, and after everyone had atry we all agreed. Guess you shouldnt smoke so much meth.
Hey guys like you all to meet heather.... Where did she go?
Guys, how about we chip in to buya van and some soundproofing material, maybe some chains... oh and I think we need to 'redecorate' the basement for some longterm 'guests'... sound good guys?
Guys. I'm moving out. You can keep the couch *looks at it with the burnt fabric, dead animals, and about 10 Anons sitting on it* Yeah....sorry about the fire. You guys know how I get when you fuckers eat my shit *scratches head* I would love to stay but with the dead hookers, piss bottles, and the fact that me and her *points to thong chick* are the only chicks here. I mean, Tom tried to frisk his way into my room the other night. I keep finding semen in my panties. Yeah. So....bye!
Well hopefully not into the kitchen. Cant go for a snack if shes there.
*knock knock knock*
Postman, I have a package here for a A. Non? I needs signature please.
WHERE THE FUCK DID THE OTHER COME FROM??
And theyre in the fucking kitchen fucking shit up, and right after we got the fire under control. This shit ain't funny guys.
Guys, I think one of our sex slaves had a baby... What the hell are we gonna do with him?
I'd really appreciate it if you guys would stop replacing the rice in the sushi I made with flour and cum.
Guys... My snake escaped
GOD FUCKINH DAMNIT ANON I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE SPAGHETTI OUT OF YOUR POCKETS BEFORE YOU DUD LAUNDRY,
with all the shit saved in the computer, it's kinda hilarious we got caught because someone searched for lolita ....fucking niggers.
Let's nuke the house...oh shit it's already on fire.