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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
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>>578388001
faget
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>posting the australian flag
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>>578388123
i lol'd
get it fucking right OP
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why are IDs even back?
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Fuck up faggot ill fuck you up
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>>578388001

You should embrace our new flag OP. None of this filthy commonwealth shit.
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why are IDs even back?
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any noodz from welly?
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>>578388804
Sieg fuck! Mongrel Mob nigga keen
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why are IDs even back?
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>>578389549
NZ thread: where every second post is why are IDs even back?
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Greetings from Wellington
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>>578389827
whre in welly?
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>>578388923
It's like every thread you post, why?
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>>578389986
Jville
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>>578390153
nice khandallah here homie
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I wish an earthquake upon you, Kiwi freaks
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>>578389832
IDbro is that you?
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>>578388895
YOU should embrace our ACTUAL new flag.
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>>578390290
fuck you doughnuts are awesome!
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>>578390416

The only real flag is the American flag, fag. The rest are just stupid foreign colors on fabric
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>>578390265
Oh yea been there on my travels
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Ausfag here. Do you guys support changing your flag? Personally i think ours and your flag sucks ass. Also our national anthem is hell fucking gay too and that should be changed.
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>>578390663
well you've got us there
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>tfw from Upper Hutt

It's a shitty feel. This town sucks.
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>>578390760

Well, at least that issue has been settled.
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>>578390751
lol
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>>578389832
are you South Korean by any chance?
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This is New Zealand, the rest of the nation is shit.
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>>578391465
no are u, bet u r
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That's Devonport for all you poor plebs
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>>578391556
That's not Dunedin.
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This is shit, the rest of the nation is New Zealand.
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>>578391076
>double brown
>ever
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>>578391709
actually im a North Korean you were close ill give you that
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>implying one part of your shit tier country is better than another
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What does it feel like to fuck a sheep
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>>578392270
brah you think human pussy is good? you dont know pussy till you've fucked a sheep
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How much does a sheep cost?
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Why are IDs even back?
Better post this do ill be cool like everyone else.
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Hello, boys!
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>>578392641
no idea
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>>578392462
this guy knows whats up

his dick
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>>578392641
Depends on the Farmer
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>>578392462
kek
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whats the top farmer that sells good quality sheep for me
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>>578393224
Kev up in Palmy

Also is this your first day on 4chan? How do you not know how to reply?
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>>578393224

Probably a sheep farmer. He'll sell you far better quality sheep than a cow farmer would.
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>>578393451
just found it
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>>578393578
would fucking a cow be any different though
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A bit late this time around, was having dinner.

Reportin in for our girl Rosa

>>578389832
bruh
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Why are....IDs....even............back?
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>>578393605
Algud cunt, you wanna come join the mungies and fuck up old ladies?
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anyone go to vic or curently attend vic?
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>>578392000
trips
>confirmed truth
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>>578393761

For starters, it would be a cow, not a sheep.
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>>578393843
Went there last year faggot such a shit school
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trying to remove flax from da garden. anyone got tips?
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>>578394015

Pour petrol all over it, and light it on fire.
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>>578393980
>last year

where are u now?
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>>578394015
chainsaw
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>>578393843
>tfw Auckland uni master race
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>>578394190
England
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>>578393786
Tfw still don't know why we post this
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>>578394015
Don't get Maoris in to remove it because they'll leave the fucking third one or whatever so not to anger the Gods.

>tfw they make up shit because they're lazy.
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>>578394208
confirmed
i had the guys at section 4 check this out and its true
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wtf to do in hamilton tonight...
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>>578394204
i only have one of those majestic fucking spears that raod workers use to dig up the road.

u know of any chemicals that would loosen it up though?

tried burning it but neighbors got scared
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>>578394376
>Letting Maoris on to your property
>ever
>>578394480
Wanna get pissed tonight cunt?
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>>578394376
hahahahahahah
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>>578388001
Hamilton Fag here also looking for some pot if anyone is around
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>>578394480
fuck some bitches, slang some crack.

I don't know, use your imagination.
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>>578394329
Because IDs were taken off for a while, a few months, and then suddenly came back.

An anon posted in an NZ thread asking why they were back, months after they had come back, presumably anon hadn't been on 4chan for a while and some of the boys had a giggle and thus...

Fuck you!
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I might just go some alcohol and get hammered
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>>578394498
>tried burning it but neighbors got scared
lol'd
no idea I've never had to do it
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>>578394809
Have a drink for me mate

>tfw exams
>tfw don't wanna ruin gains so no celebratory drink when finished
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>>578394750
Cool. It's like learning history but only it's 4chan.
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>>578394750

Thank you based anon. Have always wondered this myself, couldn't be fucked asking.
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anyone know what it was like without IDs?
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Wellington. Used to work at just jeans and/or glassons in town.

Bitch.
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>>578395601
yup i was petty much the same as now but with no ids
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>>578395705
i like her eyes
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>>578394329
Ok so heres how it goes. IDs came back start of the year because "im a girl btw". Some anon that we call IDbro gets mad that he cant samefag anymore and posts "why are IDs even back" every chance he gets. Now all he contributes to the thread is kpop girls and pretty much shitposting.
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>>578395601
Similar but there was sometimes confusion about whom was posting post and it made shitposting a bit easier/better.

"I'm sorry, it was honestly not me that just called you a fucking nigger that likes to rape eldery cancer patients"
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>>578391076
upper hutt here, good weather finally
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>>578396126
ye, was wondering exactly that hahah
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>>578396198
Yeah boii, what part you from?
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>>578395901
>im a girl btw
What's wrong with that?
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>>578397005
>new or girl
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>>578397005
Are you serious? IMagine a thread full of that...
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>>578397163
Both lol.
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is engineering>commerce or the other way around?
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>>578397005
not all girls are like it but you do get a bit of this shit:

hey boys
pay attention to me
im a gurl btw <3<3
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>>578395901
I'm confused which one is IDbro?
>>578389832
or
>>578393779
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>>578397862
the one with the rosa picture
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>>578397862
im IDbro
and dont you fucking forget it
both
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North shore here. Anyone near massey uni wana get drunk and trip balls?
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So three people are IDbro(s)?
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>>578396512
Whitemans valley boi
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>>578398137
prove it, post the video i crossposted from /kpg/ yesterday.

Rosa is my timestamp
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>>578398497
not sure if troll or new
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>>578398650
do u watch kdrama
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>>578398078
Nah i'm not him, i usually just post jap qt's starting with Rosa, and occasionally tune into whatever show koreabruh is watching
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>>578398749
Mate I already admitted I was new...
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God Save the Queen
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>>578398650
Exactly
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>>578398875
post german feet

>>578398797
nah i'm not that guy, I don't know where the fuck he is ;_;
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>>578399125
fuck
>>578398875

>>578399125
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rosa isnt even hot
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>>578399146
What?
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>>578399319
easy there...

>>578399426
pfft you new or something?
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opinions on lou vincent or terry seripisos?
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>>578399595
I served Terry Seripisos when I was working in a cafe once. He seemed nice.
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IDbro reporting in.
>tfw you're tripgod
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>>578398996
This is the most reverent boner I've ever had.
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>>578399757
prove it mate

>>578398650
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>>578399426
the entire thing is unimportant just shit posting
time to make dinner im out
>shit posting happily
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Any of you faggots in North Palmy/Fielding? Went over there for a week and was comfy as fuck, what's it like living there?
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>>578399956
I don't have to prove shit newfag
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Greetings from Çanakkale
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>>578400324
you're not him
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>>578400360
thats in Hellespont ae? recognize it from the Iliad or the Odyssey..something about people fighting over the control of the trade routes
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>>578400475
Idc what you think
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>tfw I started the why are IDs even back? meme
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American here. Explain to me the differences between a New Zealand accent and an Australian accent. I, personally can't hear the difference.
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Anybody in this thread that isn't IDbro?
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>>578401351
New Zealanders have New Zealand accents whereas Australians have Australian accents.
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>>578401351
Australians have like an evil version of our accent

>>578401409
If you're talking about Kbruh he ain't here
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>>578401517
I'm here tho
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>>578401665
No you're a bully and a dick.

Kbruh would have posted the vid instead of calling me a newfag
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>>578401351
Aussies tend to be more nasal, we tend to be more monotone, but even then, depends on the region youre from.
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>>578401351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg
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Bored Wellyfag here, based in the Hutt
Got a bit of green if anyone wants a smoke
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anyone know if its expensive to build a deck?
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>>578402084
Just get Jonesy to give you a hand
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>>578401827
ever seen "bogan hunters"? i just dont understand that blonde bitch. is that extreme australian accent or what?
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yu gi oh!
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>>578402084
What's with all the questions, you building a house or some shit?
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>>578401820
Lol who cares about that vid
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>>578402394
Do you think kbruh's dead?
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>>578402084
depends on the material, size, builder and such
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I'm hard, anyone want a pic?
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>>578402184
haha
>>578402209
holy shit that "pauly" guy sounds like jonah from tonga hahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toar2yyLXDo
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>>578402084
my bf can build it for you!
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>>578402616
Yes.
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>>578402759
how new are you?
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>>578402616
You the cunt posting in here recently all the time and never coming through?
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>>578402826
A little less than a month. You?
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>>578402020
>402020▶
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>Bored Wellyfag here, based in the Hutt
>Got a bit of green if anyone wants a smoke
where you at??
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>>578402616
diliva faget
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>>578402981
tsk tsk tsk...


...only a couple years :(
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>>578403272
i was here when forchan first started back in 1994
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Well I tried but I have some kind of psychological block, the second I put the camera on it, it wilted.
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Trying again in an hour or so

Later guys
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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>>578401351
>New Zealand accent
fuck my car is a fucking shitbox ae
>Australian accent
shitcunt fucking wallabies koala wheels FORD FORD FORD FORD yeeeeeabooiiiiii fucking faggot fuckingcunt shitcunt rooster fucker knackerced cunt m8cunt I'm fuckin sleepycunt got go hard tho mate FORD FORD FORD GOES HARD fuck yeahhhcunt where's mah fucking fosterscunt I'm outta cunt fucking vb cunt m8 cuntshitcuntfuckingcuntfaggotcuncuntcuntcuntcuntucntucntucntucnutn
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>>578404004
bye
i.. i will miss you
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>>578404327
i lol'd pretty hard more than i should have
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>>578404180
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