walk in, see this, wat do?
>stop
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
That's a dude...
give here a haircut so she can see shit
>"What the fuck dude, get the fuck out of my room !"
>>578382272
Stick it in her ass...she's already biting the pillow.
punch it in the face
>>578382272
wake up
>>578382547
right cuz we never see gay stuff on /b/
Is it guy or girl?
>>578382272
tell that faggot to fuck off
Punch the faggot and throw him out the window
order pizza to OP's cp havin house
>>578382272
id say nice cock, get a hi res close up and post it on /b/
>>578382703
>her
>>578382272
hide boner in shame
>>578382272
>grab vz2008
>insert magazine
>fix bayonet
>stand my ground
>>578382272
check for a dick
>>578382272
Fuck him in the ass
Fuck her right in the boipussy
>>578383225
You can see it in the pic m8
>>578382272
Kill him.
>>578382272
Burn the house down with it inside.
>>578382681
>she
Thats a guy, faggot
get water spritzer spray in face bad kitty gtfo wrecking my fucking pillows
>>578383126
His/her whatever. He/she is biting the pillow
Shoot Justin Beiber for trespassing.
>>578382272
rim,suck, fuck
That order
>>578382547
Yeah, still would fuck
make that faggot buy me new sheets and maybe a mattress too
>>578382272
>>Turn 360 degrees
>>Moon walk towards destination
>>578383958
mrow :(
>>578382272
"C'mere kitty kitty! I got some 'milk' you can drink!"
Either that or spill my spaghetti all over the floor with a boner.
>>578382272
Stick it in his ass.
>>578382272
Take my dick and shove it in his mouth and face fuck him till he swallows every drop of cum. Then beat the shit out of him for trespassing
>walks in
>kills self
see its a trap...shoot it in the face and hope it sends a message to the rest of you trap faggots
>>578387000
Quads demands MOAR
>>578382272
lubed up deep anal dicking
>>578387000
[Erecting of penis intensifies]
>>578387283
too bad I didn't get them :/
Strangle with shoe string, go on 4chin, post pics/greentext
Kick you in your faggot teeth and call the police
They would probably do the same thing once they arrived
>>578387000
I'll fuck anything that enjoys it. Did an FTM boy once. His revenge for his gf breaking up with him.
>>578382272
Go on 4 chan and post
>walk in, see this, wat do?
>>578387608
>MFW immediately thought of collar play
>>578382272
Nail harder than Jesus' arm
I suppose I would roll him over and blow him, then prop his legs over my shoulders and fuck him with out a condom.
>>578387805
after the police call the police, who shows up? :3
walk out
>>578388220
oh yeah? ;3
>>578382272
Chain to bed and make a sex slave. It would be like forever shota! Can i get this, whatever it is, guy girl, i don't care i want to fuck it!
>>578388221
Oh, you. I'd love to tongue fuck you.
>>578388221
I'm also keking internally at the comment.
>>578388389
>>578387862
How easy are you?
>>578388768
different people.
Its cute enough id fuck it.....dry tho and then make the kitty drink my cream. Not gay but a warm, tight, clean hole that can't pop out a parasite is a delicacy
>>578387862
nice was she hot or one of those super dikes
>>578388929
One is me. Just a question.
>>578389034
>pop out a parasite...
>...
oh I get it. you're gay
>>578389207
Eh look at my other responses.
Turn 360° and walk away
Real answer tho I'd grab my shotgun and keep shooting until I run out of ammo
>>578388221
Dat cute smooth cute boy pussy skin. I want you to just sit on my face
>>578389207
you're asking me then? I'm generally pretty easy for my kind of man. I'm not too picky either
>>578389579
Second
>>578389596
And your kind?
>>578389941
why not post a pic ;3
turn 360 degrees and fuck a gay
>>578390521
10/10
>>578390395
Of?
>>578389551
you fucking walk on him dumbass
>>578391105
Your dick
>>578382272
Tell that dude to quit being a little faggot
>>578391105
you, so I can say how easy I'd be for ya ;b
>>578382272
Wait OP is this you?
>>578382272
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>578391521
yup, do I know you?
>>578391512
>>578382272
Pet and cuddle to sleep
>>578391512
Oh my.
>>578391703
Nah you're just insanely cute x~x
>>578391997
lol
>>578391775
not bad, I don't really like facial hair but you're hung and I bet you're kinky too. I'd probably suck your dick without question... I might need a beer or two before I bend over ;b
>>578392054
heh, thanks ^^ I'm always popular around these parts
>>578391512
post more
>>578382272
10/10 would fuck then cuddle
I has same body type
we'd be adorable together
>>578392372
Because you're the kind of faggot every straight and gay wants to make their pet.
>>578392458
Post pics now.
>>578392225
but that wasn't me
>>578382272
>walk in, see this, wat do?
Kill that faggot with fire.
Give rusty trombone, get sucked, pin down and pound.
>>578392613
ok, then the guy in that pic.
Fuck him in his tight faggot asshole
More pics?
>>578392546
K hold on, finishing this ramen
>>578392613
about the same for you. Again, don't love facial hair
>>578392920
The ramen would be cute though.
First cute, then hot.
>>578393145
Muh dik
>>578393145
How often do you make threads on /b/?
>>578393280
used to loads. this is my first in a while
>>578392225
... Would shave beard for action.
>>578392225
I'm clean shaven at the moment.
>>578393418
Hnnng... Geez I gotta check /b/ more often.
>>578393665
I'd let you fuck me ;3
>>578393665
>dat neck/torso hair contrast
>>578393145
Be much better if it was my cock instead
I am currently masturbating to you
people knowing I'm whacking to them gets me off
>>578392613
Fat neckbeard /10
You're the living /b/tard stereotype.
Kill yourself, getting pity compliments from this cam whore.
>>578393257
It was spicy, too...
>>578394531
knowing people want to get off to me gets me off
>>578394884
Get on cam somewhere then.
>>578394614
he did ask how easy I was, and I am that easy...
>>578393902
kek'd hard
>>578393665
2/10 for making me reply
I think you missed a spot shaving, like your entire fucking body you nasty, fat, caterpillar eyebrow havin', half-smiling, triple chinned cunt bag
>>578395038
Where you from?
>>578393665
you're so doughy i could make a pizza out of you. i'd eat that hairy pie
>>578383125
So thats where those rate my dick threads come from!
>>578395202
I've heard better insults, but that one made me chuckle audibly. Thanks.
>>578394884
Where are you from?
>>578395332
I'm okay with this.
>>578395413
You're welcome, anon. 'Ave a good night, fgt.
>>578390521
Kekked
Stick it inside her and pee.
I'm from NY
>>578396267
Damn, a bit too far for me. I'll have to find you next time I'm up there.
>>578396267
o3o Well a few hours away but would be worth it. -sigh-
>>578394857
Well, if we're all just gonna go ahead and post ourselves here..
>>578382272
>walking into my room with freshly cut salami
>can't wait to eat this shit
>shut door behind me
>notice some transgender in my bed wearing stupid hat
>Sit in computer chair because bed is occupied by furry-fag
>turn on computer, and browse 4chan
>Get a text message from mom
>"who took my salami"
>ignore text
>turn around, weasel boy is still looking at me
>getting drool all over my pillow
>take picture with my phone
>Post on 4chan "walk in, see this, wat do"
>wait for response
>nobody understands my situation
>Go out to my stable
>pick up old saddle
>go back into room
>saddle up transgender
>Feed transgender a carrot
>put transgender-fox in my stable
>Mom sees my transgendered-horse
>she rides it to a brony convention
>Mom comes back home
>Tells me trangender-weasel-fox-horse is named "papper jakintosh"
>"I ate your salami"
>Mom dies, horse dies, I die
>MFW I'm a ghost
>>578397838
Thank you for this
>>578397838
You put so much effort into that, and it's still shit.
is this thread kill? wish I could meet cutie in OP's pic
>>578399018
nice cock ;)
>>578396267
>not a front shot
I'm not even gay but this is just...
>>578399018
Oo not bad. OP seems to be gone for now :c
>>578399140
thanks, I like 'em too
Meh I'd fuck it and would still consider myself straight afterwards. I don't see the conflict. I like to fuck shit but want biological kids one day. Doesn't matter to me /b/
Bump~
>>578399552
Where you from? :3
>>578382272
For once, someone posts something fuckable.
>inb4 hur dur git off mai bee faget
>>578399731
chicagoland area, the midwest sucks. I have no natural body heat...
>>578399664
Sauce?
>>578399891
aw what a compliment :)
>>578400296
I'd warm you up (>^_^)>
>>578382272
Get off my lawn faggot
>>578400449
d'awww :P
>>578401508
x~x Want to cuddle so badly.. Gonna sleep now but you guys better keep this thread goin :3