Riddle me this /b/ 1. What can go up a chimney down but can't

>>578370010
I know three is a garbage truck.

umbrellas

>>578370010
1. your mom

2. your mom

3. your mom

>>578370010

3. Two tricycles ridden by sentient turd people

1. An umbrella
2. Pride?
3. Garbage truck

>>578370010
water.

>>578370232
/thread

>>578370259

Well that was easy.

You can ask yes or no questions. I will answer until you get it right.

A man was found dead in his cabin, how did he die?

>>578370010
1) smoke
2) Pride
3) Cum

>>578370010
1. Smoke.
2. Fish, Smoke, Pride, I dunno. Unless you've got an answer that really clicks it seems there could be alot of answers.

>>578370293
water for number 2 i mean

>>578370010
They are all Mercedes trucks.

>>578370252
this is correct

>>578370430
peacefully

>>578370010
I got something for you OP

1. Whats fat, neckbeard and have problems with the size of his penis?

2. What is homo sapiens and gay?

3. What is someone who sucks loads of cocks?

>>578370907
no. It was actually very violent.

Riddles: difficult because there could be a myriad of answers depending on how high/autistic you are. And inherently boring to solve, as a result.

Try logic puzzles tho

>>578370979
1) OP
2) OP
3) OP

m8, at least try make it hard

>>578370989
Plane crash. The cabin is a plane compartment.

>>578371046
got any logic puzzles?

>>578371046
There is a ship sitting in port. It's currently a low tide. Up the side of the hull there are lines etched every three inches.

High tide is coming in soon, so the water is slowly rising. The water is slowly rising at at a rate of a half foot every two hours. So after a nine hour period, how many lines on the ship will the water have risen?

>>578371234
fuck you

>>578371486
Hahaha it depends whether or not the ship is beached in the port. If the ship is floating, no lines. If the ship's bottom is touching the bottom of the beach and is not floating, then there will be lines.

>>578371486
0, the ship with float as the tide rises. Are you even trying?

>>578371486
27, mfw i screwed up.

>>578371808
damnit. boats floats.

>>578371779
lol not really. I'm just giving some ones that fool dumb people

like
>>578371808
lol

>>578371779
>>578371808
>>578371970
The problem is poorly posed.

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>>578370979

OP here. Def not a neckbeard fatass. Just shitty at riddles apparently lol.

What weighs more, 4 ounces of feathers or OP's cock?

>>578372128
SHOW NECK

So it's a dark and stormy night. Three dudes are caught in the storm and looking for a place to sleep. They happen upon a hotel. They talk to the clerk and they are told that it's $30 to stay the night. Each man pays ten dollars and retires to their room.

While they are sleeping, the clerk realizes his mistake. It's Thursday. Thursday is their special, it's only $25 to stay the night. So he gives the bellboy five $1 bills to take up to the three gentleman.

As the bellboy is walking up to their room, he thinks to himself "there is three guys, they didn't even know about the special. I'll just give them a dollar each and keep two for myself".

So that's what he does. If each man got a dollar back, that means they paid $27 collectively. Then you have the two dollars that the bellboy kept for himself. That's $29. So where is the missing dollar?

>>578372901
and other easy one.

OTTFFSSE
What letter comes next to continue the pattern?

>>578372901
they paid 28 fucker.

>>578373217
N. It's the numbers.

>>578373292
They each got a dollar back. So 9*3=27. The bellboy kept two. 29. Missing dollar.

A murder occurred at 9 in the Garden Shed. Who did it? Only one is a liar.
Person A claims to be in the kitchen at 9.
Person B saw Person C in the Garden Shed.
Person C claims to be in the Bathroom at 9.
Person D claims to have been in the Living Room.
Person E was looking for Person C at 9 to suck their cock.
Person F was waiting to use the Bathroom at 9.

>>578370010
THE ANSWER TOO ALL 3 IS: BALLOON
NOW FUCK OFF

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>>578370010

1. what sucks sicks and has a rainbow tattooed on its ass

( op )

>>578373427
WTF? 25 +1+1+1=28
paid 30, fag kept 2, = 28
wtf is 9*3???

>>578373586
Person B is the liar.

>>578373586
B. He doesn't have a known location

>>578372128
at least mine rhymes and shit

>>578371132

1. What goes to heaven but belongs to hell?

2. What goes first, but is always last?

3. What gives someone and takes it away

>>578372128
>implies no neckbeard
>doesnt show neck
what is this?

>>578372901
"That's 29" is a misleading and incorrect summation of the money involved.

>>578370010
2 is pride?

>>578370010
1:jews
2:pills
3:a fucking plane you dipshit

>>578374185
Yeah you're right. But it's easy to troll groups of people if you continuously mislead them. You can have it going on for days if you stick to your faulty math. It gets to the point where people write out these long equations to solve a stupid puzzle.

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>>578374080
You gotta be fucking kidding. You can so see my neck.

Dark In my truck. Gotta smoke weed outside and it's cold here nigga.

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>>578374049
Well person C pretty much admitted to being at the crime scene. Person B is the liar because he claimed to have seen person C somewhere else.

>>578371486
Your fucking riddles are gay bro go start your own gay riddle thread you're ruining this one with shit no one cares about

>>578374656
Wait, I just reread it.

Sorry I'm drunk.

>>578370010
1. your mom
2. water
3. 6 wheel airplane

>>578375012
No one else is saying anything nigger. What riddles can I give that aren't easily googled?

What fucking riddles do you have?

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Came up with this a little while ago:

>I'm still inside my mother,
>and sometimes I'm bright.
>Trapped in a box,
>I give your eyes light.

>>578372901
do you even math

>>578375593
a lightbulb?

>>578375964
nope

>>578375957
That's the fucking point. It's a troll riddle. You can fuck with people all day with this shit, as long as you keep giving them flawed math.

>>578375593
clit

>>578370307

this guy is /b/ nowadays. sigh

>>578375593
a brain?

>>578376153
>all day
>minutes

>>578376183
wat?

>>578376320
nope

>>578376183

Bitch. I never met a bright clit.

>>578376349
For you. You don't know any stupid people that you can fuck with?

>>578374079
1 I'm guessing it's actually Heaven himself

>>578376520
Your mom fucks a big black maglite

>>578376701
i bet his dad does that

whats green hangs on a wall and whistles?

>>578376153
meaning I didn't catch onto it
faggot

kek >>578376349

>>578374079

1. saddam hussain
2. cumshots
3. life itself

>>578377005
go away jew

>>578377005
your mother's dildo

>>578375593
I give up.

>>578374079
1. snackbars
2. OP starts a thread, then wonders where everyone went
3. indian pimp

Most women have it, most men wish they didn't, it can be slowly reduced to nil with training.

>>578377687
Feelings or emotions?

>>578377687
virginity

>>578377687
bewbz

>>578377093
Correct answer
1. All

2: anything that goes out of anything first is always the last of the end bit.

3. anyone, anything, any other

>>578377828
Feelings and emotions can be slowly reduced to nil with training? No bro.

>>578377839
Are you stupid?

>>578378050
As soon as I said something I realized tits.

>>578377918
>>578378139
Most men wish women didn't have tits? Christ...

>>578375593
A firefly

>still as in not moving

>trapped in a jar

>>578375593
no one want's to guess anymore?

Hint:

Most of you are using one right now.

>what goes up must come down
>look at me and never frown
>put me in and I am cooked
>but after that you shouldn't have looked

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>>578378050
it was an intentionally stupid answer
faggot

>>578378286
nope

>>578378269
Unclear riddle.
New answer: bad attitudes

>>578378408
All answers from stupid people are intentionally stupid.

>>578378298
I thought about 'computer' but it doesn't fit with
>"I'm still inside my mother"
wtf

>>578370010
1. Smoke
2. A black hole (a small one, obviously)
3. A small private jet

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Tell me someone is photoshoping this right now?

>>578378548
mother board

>>578378519
>tfw that would be an awesome burn, given it were real
>going to use that from now on anyway

>>578378454
Not unclear. Lrn2grammar. If I said most men wish they didn't have it, then I'd agree with you.

Most women don't have bad attitudes.

>>578378669
I get what you were trying to get at with the riddle, buut I think the way you wrote it makes it confusing
6/10 for effort anyway

>>578378548
>>578378669
getting very warm

>>578378713
It is real.

>>578378876
It wasn't me that wrote the riddle.

>>578378876
I'm not really into computer tech. But I know the terms. So it's a video card or something like that.

>>578378713
meant true, not real
>ihadwaytoomuchtodrink.jpg

>>578378876
not me, motherboard isn't the answer, but it's close

>>578379047
correct, congrats anon

>>578379047
>giving light?

>>578379071
I didn't guess 'mottherboard'

>>578379229
video card? no it's... no wait. I get it. Damn it.

Waves they come and go
Come high tide I am a pest
I know the language, I am a pro
Debate with me, and you'll be the best


This one is a classic.

What do you get when lady gaga cums inside billy ray cyrus?

>>578379229
Pretty good one, I should have gotten it even though I'm not a hardware guy.

All of the lines will have risen as the boat floats higher with the incoming tide.

>Watching, but always ready
>I feed on the week
>Tomorrow comes too soon
>But at dawn I give my power

probably too easy

Here's one:
You love me in the winter
Hate me in the summer
Ignore me in the spring
and miss me in the fall.

>>578380629
is it heat?

>>578379489
Bill O'reilly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FARDDcdFaQ

>0:45

>>578380731
mfw you are right, but I made that riddle up just to be a dick. Nice work anon.

>>578380629
my dick

>>578380928
I guess we are programmed to worship the sun.

>>578380507
the sun?

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>>578381165
Jesus fucking Christ, I actually just made a shitty poem up off the top of my head, and you actually provided an answer.

I'm very fucking impressed.

>>578377064
The midget I velcroed up there.

>>578381584
thanks fella

>>578381584
I did the same thing, anons are good.

>>578373975
The riddles math goes, they paid 10, and got 1 back, so (3) people paid (9) dollars each. 9x3=27 27+2=29.

>>578374656
Explain.

>>578381981
I don't think you understand. I was just trolling by spouting off random nonsense. Now that I read what I typed it seems like I actually was trying to say something.

I'm fucking impressed that you found a pattern in this, and it actually kind of fucking fits.

>>578382285
My logic was flawed. I was drunk and misspoke. I misread what anon said and came to a conclusion based on my flawed logic.

I was wrong.

K, I'm just making up another real quick...

You pick me up,
when there's nothing to do
You move me,
then I move you.

>>578382038
they thought they paid 10 each. They actually paid 8.333 each and the bellboy or whoever took the other 2 bucks. I get what the trick is though. They never did pay 10 or 8 a piece.

>>578382319
haha, awesome.

So you mis-spelled weak as "week" by accident?

>>578382684
book

>>578382684
skateboard

>>578382894
I actually did. I meant to say weak.

I'm sure you could turn this into an actual riddle, if you edit it.

I was just fucking around for keks.

>>578382905
>>578382934
nope

>>578382905
oooh, I like this answer though

>>578382684
MY BODY

>>578382905
>>578382934
>>578383364
they're both good answers, just not the one i was thinking of when i came up with it.

>>578370989
Violently, I win.

What devours men
Favors the weak
Can change the whole world
Without you even having to speak?

>hope it isn't too easy, I just came up with it right now

>>578383678
nope

>>578382684
My ex girlfriend. I really didn't like her, and then she eventually kicked me out because she was fucking the landlord.

>>578383846
envy? or greed?

>>578383846
The bible

>>578384028
lel

>>578370010
1. Truth be told I'm stumped
2. The sea
3. Garbage truck

tomorrow comes two times
I rest assured
tomorrow comes once
I am worried

>>578384182
Nope, it's not as deep as you're making it
>>578384309
>muh euphoric knowledge
>tips fedora
But no

>>578385432
>fedora
Is it laziness? Because that actually fits.

>>578382684
everyone give up on mine? i can give the answer if u want.

>>578385790
Also
>men are turned into pillars of salt
>weak shall inherit the earth
>this book did change the world
>it's all prophecy, doesn't matter what you say

Fuck you fedora meme.

>>578383846
a gun then?

>>578370010
1) an umbrella
2)pride
3) garbage truck

>>578385790
its not an emotion or anything inside of people, that's what i meant by its not that deep
>>578386342
it does kind of work, but that wasn't what I had in mind. To make it more clear, make the "devours men" into "consumes men"

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>>578370010
A tent, the ocean, Airbus a380

>>578386679
>poot reads all the posts before his and copies the answers to make him seem smart

>>578387139
It's probably something stupid anyway

*tips fedora*

What is sour, but also sweet, but also is hard and chewy.

>>578383713
Aww, beat me to it.

>>578387695
Sour Patch Kids

Stop advertising

>>578387695
Greed.

1. Smoke
2. A snake
3. A garbage truck

how dumb am I /b

>>578386020
answer plox

>>578387139
television/internet/media?

>>578389197
internet, got it

>>578389197
or misinterpreted religion?

>>578388834
a video game controller

>>578389735
Nice one.

>>578389735
>>"a video game controller," he said as he cleaned the cheeto stains off of his fingers

>>578390817
What is short, soft, retracted, and orange?

>>578390992
OP should know this one.

>>578377687
Gag reflex

>>578370010
1 is santa whether he has has a boner or not

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could have a shopping spree at Home Depot?

>>578392316
winrar?

>>578370010
1. An Umbrella
2. Pride/Anger/Hatred
3. The town garbage truck

These are too easy, OP. Hit me with better riddles if you wish the fair-day goose.

>>578370010
What is full if wood, dry, has tons of critters living inside of it, and can be dated by counting the ridges inside of it?

OPs moms puss

>>578370232

this

1. Santa Clause
2. A very large snake
3. A very smelly fire truck

>>578387695
Your dads dick

>>578370010
riddle me this: why are you gay?

Let's play a game. Someone says the answer, and you make a riddle out of it.

I'll start with an easy one.

A tree.

>>578370010
i never understood the first one

someone explain

Pineapples contain an enyme that breaks down flesh, so 2. Pineapples

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>>578378404
>put me in and i am cooked
jews detected

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>>578379751
a massive erection