First things first

>>578322060
i like turtles

>>578322162
suckin dicks

Call me a sucka
but yo mom's a busta
busta bust deez nuts
right on top of these african huts

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>578322060
poop train

>>578322668
>>578322370
so close

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>>578322060

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9diUmnnk-k

op is always a foggot

Nigga yo yo yo check ma hoes check ma ride nigga real O.G. nigga yo

>>578322060
swiggitty swooty im coming for that booty

ima firin mah lazar

its never ogre

I've got a raging boner.

i put mah
i put mah dick up in a wasp nest
and got stunned
my dick up in a wast nest
coz it feels so good with that waspussy

Rolllllll

CUNT NIGGER

>>578322060
yo motha fucka no one got a booty like mein

>>578322060
>implying i won't

you claim to be a playa but i fucked yo wife

instructions unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

tiny tigers think tough thoughts
soldiers shoulders
seashell breakfast on the bayou with a sophisticated lady who respects herself enough not to have sex with me on the first date

roolll

>>578322060
im tha realest

Bust it and fuck it and smack it and McLove it

The undeniably heaviest,

deadliest, most largely bigger

Upscale nigger
West side's ever seen, saw, smelt heard
Nigger gonna taste titty of yo bird
That's right, y'all
Kickin on the street say "nigga how about that
Big Issue, motherfucker take a slice"

Woooooooooord

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You're way too beatiful girl,that's why it'll never work...

I aint doin it

bad bitches is the only thing that i like

take it back to OP
his mom's cherry i'm bout to pop
while i lean back and she takes of my crocs
i'm ready to rock
back and forth, back and forth,
until my wee wee sneezes
white milk like pasty silk
comin faster than mohammed jahaviil
in an airplane;
jews did 911
hop down to 711 grab my boy devon
we gon wreck the shop

nigger nigger nigger penis nigger

no way im doing this

zebras are liek colored horses with no color just black n white like drogo and hodor

Trust what I say

>>578322060
i wont delivar

>>578322060
nigga

>>578324952
no, fuck you skellytin.

69

i'm trippin like a girl with no legs
take her back, throw her into my bed
leave her to rot while i sip outta my keg

she's like ice cream
i keep her in the fridge
i'm like a college dean
got her getting D's like she's my bidch

>>578324952
no based skeletal

Your mom sucks cocks in hell

No habla ingles
Mothafucka
No habla ingles
Viva la Mexico!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1acjFACupJ9

We're all good lads

Gonna dump this chump in the river
But first I thirst for wine and liver
dine on a sliver of the finest of meat
Feel the steel of my blade as it saws through your feet

i hang dogs from trees to raise the ruff
you think i'm playing? boy this ain't a bluff
now it's time i treat you like a lady
take you out to dinner, lace ya drink with something that'll make you real hazy
the police could try to chase me or taze me but they should know shit don't phase me

i'm so beta
you already know
i'm in the /b/
from jews to cam ho,s

69 get

Poopity poop, poopity poop.
Nigger nigger nigger nigger

AAAAEEEEAAAOOOOOAOAOAAOO

BONE CHINA

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The End

Nigga slut hoe shit damn
nigga hoe ass money get rich
Nigga cunt motherfucker
Hoe shit fucker nigga bitch damn

fuckin shit i'm on 4chan,
i hope i wont recive a ban,
english rymes are not my thing,
69 get's much fun and bling.

i'm bout to make the beats drop like chris brown and rihanna
so i walk out to my cabana, my negroids goin off about somethin they wanna try
they know they ain't getting shit man
i'm takin a hit,
out the big grey kush tin
i'm gonna need a med kit
cuz i feel like i'm about to crash like bin laden

Peña nieto

Reppin endz

nigga

You are a nigger

kamakaze

i'm a big big faggot, i'm shit as fuck,
hopefully my head get's smashed by a truck,
i swear to god, i'm dirrty as mud,
and if you wanna meet me, suck a cock you slut.

lisa, ve a ver si puso la puerca

>>578327132
nipple anal

In this /b/ rhyme
Let's talk about 69

It is a position in sex
The Roman numeral LXIX

Say that fast and it sounds like "licks"
That's it, it's licks on dicks and schlicks

>>578322060
Do you jiggle your dick when a nigress walks in, nigga I aint got no qualms

U Knock kneed and sloppy but not me im i n d e p e n d e n t

Bahaha, this shit is hilarious.

>>578326897
I mean seriously, 'reppin endz'?

4chan, you're all fucking autists - you'll never be anything close to gangsta.

This autistic wannabe gangsta nerd rap is typical of Amerifags.

I'm an enormous faggot, and mom it's not a phase

because i'm l to o to l,
i'm kek like superman,
if the 4chan hacker hacks,
he gets fuckin banned.

>>578322060
UUUUNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Get ebola

unngghhh the memes

Ring ring, I can't answer the phone it's up my arse

>>578327336
this anon needs some manners
maybe we should get some nachos
op is gay
so r u fayg

im gonna be the next jay z
king of rap
u r gonna be the next lady
that i rap e

-Heaven

Tfw no gf

ebola ebola aids,
i love fucking gays,
my head looks like cancer,
don't give cancer a chance, /b/ruh.

ebolaids

Butch you cant control me
Because i am me
Now listen i am rapping
And now i will go fapping

Feelsbadman.jpeg

mo memes

BARK BARK BARK
FUCK FUCK MEOW
MY HEART IS DARK
LIKE A ROASTED MARSHMELLOW

Period blood is a tasty thing,
wait a second, my phone rings,
Hopefully it's not my date,
wich i am about to rape

no 69 get.
swap to desu thread

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All you autistic faggots should realise the only turf you're ever holding is that of 4chan, a virtual space.

Bahahaha - this thread just gets better.

>mfw i kel at ebin memes

butch bitch fuck,
this thread is shit,
i don't got luck
My life's a clit.

Is it ever gonna roll 69

>>578327974
Aabb rhyme sceme
Now check this out faggots
The best banana is icecream

>>578328385
Maybe they're trying to act like autists... so the 69 get is more entertaining? The fact that you think anyone here cares about your "above the crowd" opinions makes you seem more autistic than those actual contributing to the forum. Gtfo 4chan.

so Ima roll #69

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

OP is a faggot

i cant rap
because i'm fat,
i got dick,
because i'm fit

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>>578328808
Bahahaha.

You clearly care taking the time to reply.

The non-autistics are busy doing straight non-beta non-retarded shit unlike yourself.

Gay faggot.

I bet you're the guy who said 'reppin endz' because the only response I got was rapidly from heaven, heaven.

Take a hike, you aren't 'reppin endz' lmao!

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8, i went on a d8 with k8 and my boy n8 got me a reb8 on the pl8 i 8 at the l8 night dessert place

it put me in a st8 where i was completely el8ed and knew that my f8 was to cre8 a new pl8 of t8 er tots

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

My balls rule the universe
kamehameha
my penis is useless
shakalaka

>>578329174
I r8 your b8 0/8 for homosexuality

roses are red,
violets are violent,
69 gets rekt,
and isn't even eloquent

Yo im a gangster shit
Grown up in new york ghetto
I have a gun and pull the trigger
Now youre kill and i post it on 4chan

>>578322060
Lubbe is my queen

>>578329174
>tfw I realize I have encountered an adept troll

>tfw I almost replied seriously

-tips fedora-

kitkat

roolllin

I...Adamantly attack the alphabet
with an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolic s,
But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat
brushin' bubbly allover your booby and booty beef
cause I'm a carpenter, when I come carvin' your carcass
leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet
crumble chron' with my Colorado and my Cal cronies
cram it full of condiments like it's a Calzone
delicious! but I didn't drive and drink
whether diamonds or dimes man I'm diving deep like an
electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned
just entered me in the election
I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis
of the erection
a freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon
five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in
Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside
golly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela's gentrified
a hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles me
and hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy
in hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
and hang with Hipster Helen the hooker with huge hips
I'm ill. I'm Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
jumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu
killin em like a kid.. got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
in a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skin
I'm richer than a Klingon kickin it at the Kremlin
but I kick through your door, kall me Kramer

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>>578330075
Kardashian
Lethal. Literally litter a little limerick
that be littler than a Leprechaun
a menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem
makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron
Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraska
needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a:
orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia
Oswalt: Patton
pickin a pocket pluckin a patent
I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion
I got a question, I gotta quiz ya
should I quirk up the quotes and make the flow quicker
really getting ready for the revolution
reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort
serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin
like a sheet of Sudafed i'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse
TITTIES ON ATILLA TELL A TELLER THAT'LL TOE TAG
TERMINATOR GUN INSIDE A TURTLE TATTERED TOTE BAG
THUGS
ARE UN-AMERICAN UNATTRACTIVE AND UNWANTED AS AN UGLY PAIR OF UGG'S
VIVID AND VIVACIOUSLY VENOMOUS
With the wicked wombats only walking where women is
gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu
XoXo
Yippy-ki-yay,!
Yours' Truly,
Mac
YES YO!!!

Oh shit, I forgot Z....Zebra.

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>>578329648
roses are red
violets are blue
we are gonna have sex
because I'm stronger than you

motherfuckers, why are you posting tl;dr posts.
it's one word posts to make it funny you faggots.

Pelicans are a genus of large water birds that makes up the family Pelecanidae. They are characterised by a long beak and a large throat pouch used for catching prey and draining water from the scooped up contents before swallowing. They have predominantly pale plumage, the exceptions being the brown and Peruvian pelicans. The bills, pouches and bare facial skin of all species become brightly coloured before the breeding season. The eight living pelican species have a patchy global distribution, ranging latitudinally from the tropics to the temperate zone, though they are absent from interior South America as well as from polar regions and the open ocean.

Long thought to be related to frigatebirds, cormorants, tropicbirds, gannets and boobies, pelicans instead are now known to be most closely related to the shoebill and hamerkop, and are placed in the order Pelecaniformes. Ibises, spoonbills and herons are more distant relatives, and have been classified in the same order. Fossil evidence of pelicans dates back to at least 30 million years, to the remains of a beak very similar to that of modern species recovered from Oligocene strata in France. They are thought to have evolved in the Old World and spread into the Americas; this is reflected in the relationships within the genus as the eight species divide into Old World and New World lineages.

Pelicans frequent inland and coastal waters where they feed principally on fish, catching them at or near the water surface. They are gregarious birds, travelling in flocks, hunting cooperatively and breeding colonially. Four white-plumaged species tend to nest on the ground, and four brown or grey-plumaged species nest mainly in trees. The relationship between pelicans and people has often been contentious. The birds have been persecuted because of their perceived competition with commercial and recreational fishing.

>>578329274
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you adorable pet dinosaur? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in housekeeping, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on cupboard-cleaning, and I have over 300 confirmed cleaning utilities. I am trained in chimp masturbation and I’m the top wanker in the entire US street whores. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will eat you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, pandabear. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trannies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cutie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your everyday ass fuck. You’re fucking dumb, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hump you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in strap-on combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Brazzers Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you adorable meermaid. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you sexy shovel. I will kiss fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking loved, kiddo.

>>578330310
They feel ''Edgy'' doing that
Or more like
>I'm such a troll XdxdXdx :D

I am ready.

>>578330310
But noones gonna roll 69

>>578330869
toppest kek

>>578330075
>>578330159

someone cant even rap this without fuckin it up

kek

>>578329543
Autistic ratings amount to little.

>>578329952
I bet you seriously considered tipping a fedora while jerking off to reddit pics

>>578330753
yeah they're ruining it.
If I actually get I'll do it, but not those retard copypasta posts

>>578330869
jokes on you friend

>>578330869
ROFL WINRAR

prepare anus, you jews

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>>578330869

>>578330869
>But noones gonna roll 69

Congratulations you raging faggot this is your chance to be famous on /b/

>>578331049
>shitposting in your own thread
shiggy diggy

>>578330869
ID JEIDAL on the mic

We're waiting

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

bitch, twelve, smells like hell and shelves stocked with bells made from hammerfell

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>>578330869
would you like to buy win fucking rar? better deliver m8

>>578330869
surely this faggot will deliver

let's just wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait

>>578330992
>tfw troll has been caught
>tfw she can't do anything about it

>>578331695
Wow this must be destiny, im getting a toptier rappername in my id

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F8usYMzDcI


HERE IT IS BOYS BUY MY MIXTAPE

>>578332182
lol who?

will u deliver?

>>578332746
YES!!!

>>578332746
I fucking love you, anon, I love nas, and I love you.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

>>578332746
Good job +1 internet for you sir

But I still want to see ID JEIDAL version

>>578332746

YES

69 isnt a faggot

BETTER THAN THOSE DUMBASS NIGGERS THAT ARE ON TV

>>578332870
>>578333083
>>578333289
>>578333410
>>578333578

Fucking nerdgasms.

My head hurts from all the autism in this thread.

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>>578332746
Thank you BasedAnon

69 get

my balls are ready to shine

Fede cavagn... say it bitch!

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>>578333961
And you are still here...

Are you my tsundere gf?

>>578334569
>578334569
Now do it fgt

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>>578334569
oshit.jpeg

>>578322060
Rolling.

>>578334569
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


OP GETS 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faggot, let's hear your squeeky shit rap

>>578334569
Well we got another one here NICE

BAD-WIN

>>578335347
>>578335543
calm the fuck down

Not only based Anon already delivered
>>578332746

But also the real 69,ID JEIDAL,didn't delivered yet

>>578330869

yeah ... we got time.
just wait till they deliver

>>578336101
If he doesn't deliver, you're up.

Don't pussy out or brick your underwear with shit