I'm absolutely completely fed up with having a small dick, I've been made fun of on and off for the past 6 years, I've got no bulge at all and the few times I've had sex I've been given variations of the most awful phrase "is it in yet".
I'm sick and tired of this, and so I want to know how to grow my dick. Apparently you can't but there seriously must be a way, how the fuck else are there guys with 7"+ dicks?
So yeah, I'm willing to try anything at all to grow my dick. I'd like to have a ~6" dick, not much to ask really, it's a little less than 4" right now, 2" can't be too hard to add. There really has to be be some method to increase my dick size.
Pic related, it's a pic of my dick.
My first suggestion would be to kill your self.
My second suggestion would be to move to an asian country where you would fit in fine and maybe be above average.
I'm morbidly obese, fuck lots of chicks, and my cock looks like it's an inch. True story.
Also, the fuck lots of chicks is a true story.
Be comfortable with who you are and figure out what makes you happy with women and just go with that. It's worked well for me.
Or be pathetic. That's the other option.
Haha, my bf is infertile anyways so... no babies happening there.
As shallow as it sounds to many people I'd only want to have kids with someone with a big cock, for that exact reason. So my kids don't have to deal with self esteem issues.
7 and a half here im so sorry dude your genetics suck be thankful you wont be passing them on
7inch cocks happen naturally bro. So do 8 and 9 and 6 5 and 4... And everywhere in between. Some are larger... But that's usually with surgery. Some pills are also available. There are ways to. If you're fat, lose some weight. If there's no fat at the base of the cock it can become larger. Also work out a little. Erection is achieved by blood flow, so anything that helps your heart or circulatory system will help with that. On the same note, if you're super serious, quit drinking alcohol, coffee, and smoking. The difference might be an inch, and 5 is average.
There really isn't. But what CAN help is actually working out. Working out gives you makes your body intake more oxygen. When you are buff and healthy(not by lifting weights) your body is able to circulate more blood freely, faster and efficient throughout. During an erection there is an increase in blood flow in your penis. Since you are healthy this will generate more blood around the area making it stiffer and girther. Of course it won't be a 2 inch difference, but the slight physical difference plus the performance you'll gain will help you, hey better than nothing.
also, find chubbier chicks, not chubby, but thicker, especially in waist/hips and leg area. the skinnier the chick, the more space her bone structure has. Ive been with 2 skinny chicks and i could easily insert two fingers. being with thicker girls and I can only fit one finger in. shaving also helps.
Lose some weight. I think it's something like a quarter of an inch or a half an inch for every 30-35 pounds lost.
You can try jelqing if you'd like, good luck with that.
>Just lose some weight, own your dick, and get good at eatin pussy nigga
lay the girl face down in bed, put a pillow under her to elevate her ass, find a way to put it in and it'll be enough. When I do this to my gf, since it's a hard position i can feel my dick is not all the way, probably a quarter in and it hits her g-spot and she goes wild. good luck.
consider this small? I think so.. gf says no
>tfw have a 7 inch dick and I've still been called small
>know multiple whores who refuse to fuck any guy under 8 inches
Bottom line, girls are fucking retarded, have delusional standards and don't know what they want. You tell them what they want.
>I'm morbidly obese, fuck lots of chicks, and my cock looks like it's an inch
In other Fantasy News, I had a threesome with the Fanning sisters last night.
The funniest thing about it is that the length between the vaginal opening and the cervix is only about 5 inches deep, anything more than that is overkill.
There's a reason why the average dick is 5 inches.
If a girl wants anything more than that, she's a delusional size queen.
FYI 7 inch master race reporting, suck it fags.
OP I know that fucking goddamn feel...... I lived with my 3 inch cock 3 very fucking day!!! I had sex with couples of chicks but never have I satisfied them gave them doggy style it's impossible with a small cock... life sucks cause the feeling is fucking miserable. It kills me every day seeing my dick op it kills me every fucking day.... I tried jelkin and no signs of my cock growing.... tfw you will never settled down with a woman cause let's face it bro small cock doesn't please a woman..... we will live lonely so yes suicide is always in my mind but idk what's stopping me.... if there is a pill that increase the size and girth than I would pay for it I don't give a fuck if it costs 200$ also that feel when your woman is getting fucked buy a bigger cock cause small cock can't satisfy her sexual needs. OP life sucks and you know it bro cause I also am living your fucking shoes man.....
No you dip shit I'm 5'7 you fuck fag. No need to try to make me feel like shit I've been feeling like shit so either you you can't bring me down cause I've been down already oh well guess life isn't fair right.
well at least I feel good about my 6.75" dick now. So thanks, bro, for making one of our lives better.
You could always find a woman without a vagina. I'd suggest a dating site, where you openly advertise your size. Some bitch is gonna be into that, and she may actually be cool, cuz let's face it a woman that likes your cock is gonna be pretty fucking messed up in the head.
Oh, also try like h-date or whatever. It's for people that have herpes or hpv. I know you don't have that, but since you're considering suicide, you might want to try attacking a much smaller set of slutty diseased women rather than just an hero. So go and get your herps on, faggit.
>admits to have a 3 inch wang
>expects no one to make fun of him for it
Pic highly related.
On a serious note though, having it be that small might actually be a medical issue. You should probably see a doctor about seeing if there's anything you can do to boost up your size a bit.
Yeah, what the fuck? why would you do that man?
Hey anon, I'm sorry you got a small dick, women have is so easy all they need is a pussy and any healthy amount of weight on them and they'll always find a guy. Suicide doesn't have to be the way though, you don't fucking need women, if they can't accept you for you then why even consider accepting them? Best of luck anon, I know this is a /fit/ thing but still, we're all gonna make it brah.
I did man and the fuck head told me there's nothing that can enlarge my penis... so yes I do fucking hate myself... I walked out feeling less than a man.... less than a beta bro..
Pic very fucking related... my life...
7 and 3/ths master race, reporting in. Still feel small sometimes. Every dude wants a bigger dick. Were conditioned to think bigger is better. Its like chicks with big tits wanting to get them bigger.
The thing is, small tits aren't seen as a failing in a person, there aren't many small tit jokes etc. But I am constantly ridiculed by my friends because of my dick. I just want it a little bigger.
This may sound cliched, but the only way you'll make it is if you own up to it and joke about it.
No one will take you seriously if you're moping around just because you have a tiny dick.
The only real way to grow your penis while still keeping it working is jelqing, I'm pretty sure. I have a feeling there'll be some new way to easily do it in the coming years, with science and shit. Don't give up, OP.
Why do you care so much. Get good at eating pussy, actually learn to have sex, etc. Or just get really rich or successful. Why worry so much about something you can't control?
This is so stupid to me because see I was born with a large dick. And from seeing your pic it makes me sick to my stomach so now my dick doesnt even work. Thanks OP for poisoning the black race.
OP! DON'T LOSE HOPE!
You can increase the size of your dong. Go look up PEGym and Thunder's Place. Let your journey begin from there. You said you're willing to try anything, so give it a couple a years.
I got really drunk once and ended up streaking at a party, they stole my clothes and I stayed naked for the rest of the thing. Evidently I got a hard on at some point. I can't remember it very well.
I'm bi and I can tell you it varies.
It depends if you're a top or bottom, if you're a bottom, dick size doesn't matter, sometimes smaller is better.
Top, it can matter, but enh. My first guy was literally half my size, but he was a bottom and it was kinda cute.
i got one of them grower dicks.
flaccid its like 2 inches, hard its like 8 inches,
how my fucking dick does that is beyond me but it does.
i have some self esteem issues about mine as well considering its small as fuck to start and gets bigger as arousal increases but im not in the same boat as you.
Why not, you might end up better looking. ;)
Yes thick chicks are tighter, go for it, but if you're really thick sex with one might have to get used to it. I remember when I first started fucking my gf which she is thick(not even that thick just a little) and it hurt a little to put it in from how tight she was. after a 3 sessions then it was never a problem.
Yep. On the night I was kind of joking about it, but the jokes didn't end and they've begun to really hurt.
I wouldn't cut it off tonight, I'm gonna try to lose weight first. Just curious if there would be an audience.
Honestly, it doesn't seem too small for me. Coming from a girl, I'm just really tight. And I know other girls are the same, you'll find someone. P.S. I won't show anyone proof either. Fuck off.
Fucking do it you faggot. You know you're never gonna get laid with a medically diagnosed micropenis anyway. Might as well lop it off and become something greater.
You stupid nigger you realise that losing weight doesn't make your dick grow? From the base of the penis to the tip when erect is the longest it will ever be. Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams.
Dude if still at leat 5 inches you are good to go man. trust me man that is enough. just dont chase the stupid bitches who think they need 7 inches. 5 inches will do the work my friend.
No one said that "exercise" in this context meant the same thing as it does with muscles. It's simply a routine that requires physical work. It's just a shorthand, but you're right, it has nothing to do with muscles (besides strengthening your PC muscle).
Don't kill yourself.
Let's say that the purpose of, or success from, living breaks down to two things, resources and reproduction.
And you can live the rest of your life under one of two assumptions:
1.) everyone is shallow
2.) some people are shallow, some are not
Let's just focus on #1 to help work this out.
Resources: Whether it's your penis size, your height, your intellect, your job, your car, or your net worth... there's always going to be a subset of women that you're "not good enough" for, and a subset of women that you are "good enough" for.
You might believe you can pin your rank somewhere on this scale, but you can't, because we are a society of individuals, who have different standards.
For example, you may make (as an actuary) more than another guy who's a relatively popular musician, but their "celebrity status" will overcome the monetary difference.
While on the flip side of the same scenario, you might "win" because your income, and quality of life, is mostly guaranteed, which is much more important to some women (who value stability, and sending their children to private schools).
Reproduction: Everyone is of different intellect, and has different priorities, abilities, and tastes. Hence, you'll appeal differently to each and every person out there.
People reproduce with the best possible partner that they desire (priorities and tastes), and that they're able (abilities). You know you'll never have kids with Kate Upton... just as there are women out there who know they'll never have kids with Brad Pitt.
You will always appeal to some, and never appeal to all. Not everyone thinks Kate Upton is a perfect 10. Jesse James left Sandra Bullock for some random chick from the middle of BFE. Charlie Sheen reportedly has a 5" dick, but was with Bree Olsen for a good amount of time.
Sub-Lesson: In a shallow world, if you up your resources, (popularity, passion, money, show), and stay healthy (exercise, diet), you'll appear more fit for reproduction.
There are so many bullshit "male enchancement formulas" that most people assume that every way to grow your dick is bullshit. I'm with you bro. There are legit ways to do it through exercises.
OP. check out pegym.com. There's jelqing, stretching, cock pumps. They all have at least some result.
But now, let's come back down to Earth.
We really live in a world where #2 is true, which is why you can throw away mostly everything we laid out for #1.
Most non-shallow people mesh on emotions and personality, meaning, you have to have hobbies, be social, and be comfortable + confident with who you are as a person. No, you won't be a porn star. No, you won't get pussy served to you on a platter. And no, women on Tinder won't throw themselves at your "hot bod" or "hot rod".
Think about it like this... you've actually been given a gift. The freedom to do something great with your life, instead of constantly focusing and working on your next shag. So figure out what it is that makes you happy, and find success doing it.
Lesson: If you aren't shallow yourself, and you're open to making new friends, (who are also doing what you love doing / have similar hobbies), you'll meet someone who will care about who you are as a person, and won't care how big your dick is.
Bonus: Just remember one thing, when you have a son, take that little fucker into the doctor to get some testosterone shots, so he doesn't have to struggle through the same tough shit.