Just a quick fyi ... i'm tired of "oldfags" acting

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>>578101757

Why do people say "too soon" on that blondes pic

Just tell me how to meme pls

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>>578102116
>>578102213

>>578102116
Her pic was posted as a shitbrix thing... and then OP was like "lel, she's dead"
To this day "lel" beats "kek" and i will never say "kek"

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>>578101757

Newfag almanac

>>578102116
it's a joke, people make you believe there's a story when there really isn't any. She does have a strange look, but that's it

>>578101757
Why are people so fiercely proud of being on this site for so long?

>>578102545
do u even WoW kid?

Oldfag here. The fallacy in your post is the idea that /b/ was ever void of retards. Ever since I started lurking, there has been constant fights between reasonable people, and retards. Both sucking each other in and out like ying and yang to the point where you just believe that EVERYTHING in here is fiction and falsehood.

You aren't an oldfag, you are just a retard like the rest of these guys.

>>578102740
guarentee more than 80% of them haven't been on for more than a year and use ED as their bible.
For some people, a month in and you'll learn all you need to know.
I keep quiet for the most part pointing out "newfags"
this showed hardcore earlier this week with The Kalacening when "oldfags" (strong quotes) were saying it was pasta , trying to look like they've been here for ages

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>>578101757

Was there really a time when cp was allowed?

>>578103481
Nope.
It appeared in bountys back in the day, but those people were always met with bans and deletions.
> funfact:
Pedo bear was originally used to point out pedos as opposed to "mods mods mods" which is more popular today

I find it funny people like to brag about how long they've been here. Like, really, you're proud of that?

How do u feel about sites like know ur meme and encyclopedia dramatica?

>>578104060
I'm not bragging. I am here to inform

>>578104206
don't care.
If it educates kids - good
when people get their knowledge there and act like they know everything - bad

I heard about the lilyad but no one ever tells me.
Is it some cp video?

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>>578104380
What is your favorite ebin may may? Mine is the funnie naked banana lol!

>>578104060

This, for sure. Fuckin worthess remnants of humanity who've never had anything else goin for them how extremely pathetic. But they do make me laugh with their ebin myopia.

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>>578104838

>>578104807
no perv.
It was a story some 19 year old basement dweller told about an 11 year old he was in love with and eventually boned.
the story went on a few days and spanned a few years. with the ending being her getting raped by her dad all her childhood and OP killing himself on the last thread.
I am a firm believer it was made up, or if it was true, OP did not kill himself as he never revealed his name or the girls name.
i mean if he was gonna die , that didn't matter right?

>>578101757
Can you prove you're an "oldfag?"

What was it like back then, and when did it change? Why?

>>578101757

where can i find me some murderers to talk to?

I heard this 4chan guy was a killer hacker but i googled him and ended up here.

>>578105189

The fact that you know that makes you an even bigger worthless cunt. Keep going...

>>578104838
banana meme is hills cuz it's taking over ylyl threads and killing them. at this point Funny Banana is chemo to those particular threads , especially since ylyl threads started with gore or fucked up shit , making you a real loser if you laughed.
that FB post is more humorous and is one of /b/'s greatest mysteries. "why did Bill thank Lori"
Bill Hitchert's FB profile is actually hilarious and should be checked out by all

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Hey OP, a few yers ago (dunno, around 6 years ago), when i was a kid (around 14~16)
I saw a SICK gif on this site.
It was a woman (blonde) sucking on a horse dick,
and puking the horse cum after.
It was shot outside, the weather was sunny w/o clouds.

The gif was short...
and SICK.

AND I STILL WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN, DO YUO HAVE IT SAVED / CAN SOMEBODY UPLOAD IT ??

... I dont beg you, i simply ask.

>>578105253
I can't prove it. 4chan has gone through a lot of changes, some good / some bad.
IDs in posts- good
Time limit on replies- good
posters saying "not your personal army" - bad

If you youtube search 4chan prank calls- you will find a hilarious one of "jesus talk" or something. I'm in there when they didn't know i was on the line and it cut to the logo.
4chan raids being brought down to Habbo , Younow, and Twitch are shit, and i don't participate in them

>>578102116
Dude, its way too soon. Stop it.

>>578101757
happy birthday you old fart. Best of luck.

>>578105702
Don't have it saved.
saw it earlier this week actually
>>578105437
nothing else to say about The Lilyad ... that was the story. The sex scenes where somewhat detailed, but incongruent with someone who was raped by their dad, except for one little "she was hesitant"

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>>57810175 don't hate fagget open I'm turning 30 on the 10th also old fag go jerk it to some dicks that's all this place is about nowadays anyway

>>578105702
Looking for a gif too. A long one, it´s a sex change operation where you get to see the doctor do his work. Full length from penis to vagina. /r/ hasn´t delivered.

>>578105189
>>578105189
Thank you based oldfag

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>>578105390

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>>578106210
Ok, Thanks for info, gonna hunt it down now...

And Fuck You, mate, have a good day sir, go have a drink on me

>>578105916
TY

Were people dicks to each other back then or is that new thing?

Is there any place now that has replaced what it once was?

I'm the only heaven, as a mod here I can use a custom name just like moot

Obviously, one cannot simply "prove" they're an oldfag. So much of the "good ol' days" of 4chin have been archived or reposted on innumerable sites and easy to find... anyone can be.a poser wannabe here and seem legit to those who don't know. The "culture" of /b/ has largely been hijacked by the millennials who sadly think being an active part of an anonymous imageboard is some kind of identity.

>>578106868
Always.
Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

What will you do when you're 30?

>>578107276
Do more work at work and less 4channing

>>578107404
You think that will really last?

>>578107404
gl m8

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>>578107474
yeah ... maybe i'll come back if it makes the news to lurk.
but these roll, fur, attention whore threads are killing me smalls.
> funfact:
There was a brief period where girls with tits and timestamp threads were deleted. This was good for /b/ imo.
even if they have vaginas - attention whoring is shitposting

Op is a pretty cool and not conceited guy

>>578107920
Wish you the best of luck. Hope you have ample work to keep you busy with all your soon to be had free time.

>>578108168
Agreed

Also happy birthday tomorrow!

>>578105702
http://www.nl-porn.com/tubevideo/galleries/Blonde-babes-sucking-a-giant-hard-horse-penis/

Whatever happened to lurking moar? I came to this site for the first time in 06, and didn't make my first thread until december 07. I barely posted in the two years leading up to my first thread, which was a thread about how the joker represented /b/ more effectively than V for Vendetta did. That thread was wildly popular. I've made less than ten threads in my entire 7 year (dear fucking god) history on this website.

Best raid?

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>>578108559
awesome

>>578108559
You are the lurking king of /b/.

>>578108559
5 years here (i have to count them), and first rule I learned was this one. Don't know what's so bad about understanding something before you act on it.
Must be something like my 12th post, so I feel you bro. No respect.

>>578108572
you wont find this online , i believe...
we raided an underground hiphop forum and flooded it with gore, sex, and barrel roll pics.
that was day one.
On day two someone from here hacked the page and changed all letters to skull and crossbones
on day three the entire site was one big jpeg of a skill and crossbones and no one was able to post there
Day Four the owner of the site came and pleaded for us to leave the site alone
He ended up changing the whole html format and put blocks on certain codes.
If you log in the word 4chan has an html filter and will show up as a blank space

>>578102545
What is rule 1 and 2? Serious question. Im guessing its something like dont mention 4chan outside of 4chan.

Where can I see The Grifter?

>>578109437
Is it safe to lurk on 4chan without using Tor or some kind of proxy server?

>>578109437
What site?

>>578109643
Yeah, as long as you don't do anything illegal.

>>578108559
Why are you proud of contributing so little?

>>578109510
that is exactly what rules one and two are

>>578109547
Grifter is not real. I think it tarted on /x/ when /x/ was more about scary shit , aliens, and conspiracies. not the stanist/ tarot card/ help me have an out of body dream shitstain it is now.
Some still shots are from some shitty B-grade horror film or random crying baby footage.
There is no grifter video

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>>578109131
i took that shit seriously.

>>578109131
i'm honored.

>pic related, it's a copy of the first image I ever saved off of 4chan (i thought the person that told me about 4chan was saying fortune.org. She was northern british)

>>578109643
i dont use proxys, proxys are banned from making replies.
I don't click on CP or Loli threads either tho.
Either way, the fbi aint monitoring 4chan, but just incase... don't save CP pics and you'll be ok.
>>578109753
ughh.com general discussion board

>>578106898
fuckin b8

>>578109806
I don't create wasteful threads and respond to good threads. I don't feed the trolls. I contribute plenty. Every now and then I do massive best of /b/ and /gif/ porn dumps, but I don't count those towards my post count because they're not OC, they're just fap material. I comment a lot now, usually to give advice to people who are curious about shoes (i sell them) or to clarify theoretical or historical concepts that I see people misunderstanding.

>>578109753
Other hip hop sites that were attacked at the time were SOHH - which we closed down , datpiff, and later on thecoli

>>578110004
what is gamer gate?

>>578110890
Some fat purple haired bitch on Steam made a game, fucked some people to get good reviews and have it put on the top of the list, she also fucked a /b/ mod.
the virgins at /b/ were appalled by this most likely because they weren't getting any, and would've easily given in to her disgusting hatchet wound if given the opportunity.
This led to a couple of weeks of gamer gate threads and some faggots trying to start their own mediocre board and an exodus that was supposed to empty out /b/ on october first.
it didn't happen, and the handful of people that did leave are probably back here

>>578108559
I saw that bread

hope you got 10bux op

>>578111360
sounds pretty pathetic

>>578111693
stupid something awful ... Are they still charging?

>>578111360
I have one, I don't lurk /pol much, what is kebab? Is that a person the soldiers were singing about or is it a racial group?

>>578112042
yeah ... i never saw the big deal and relentlessly told these neckbeards that they would have done the same thing.
which was followed by "no, i have standards" replies.
we all know what would've happened at zero hour

>>578112135
Serbian.
you've prolly seen it in context of a copypasta

Do you do all boards?

>>578112830
besides /b/
/x/
/pol/
/wsg/
sometimes /soc/ to call people faggots

>>578112672
what is the joke with fingerboxes

>>578105916
Bill fucking Keller man! I think we might have actually broken that guy. Were you there when he got drunk on air?

>>578101757
post some 4chan pics from 2003

b is dead.

>>578113559
go back to reddit then

>>578113231
just a way of trolling newfags. Started as a fleshlight type contraption for your fingers and just evolved to "let's not say what it does"
>funfact
Actual fingerbox was some art exibit done by some asian man , where little bowlcut chinaboys would stick their fingers in

>>578101757
When exactly did those fucking furry faggots and their fucked up fetish come about?

>>578113816
thx for this thread. you are like the curator for /b/

>>578113536
> implying i've kept the same computer for 11 years

>>578113358
nah i missed that...I remembered those raids though. prank call raids were quality back then.

One had potential a month ago on some store called "fireworks" that didn't sell fireworks, but it was all "say this say this" and no one actually did anything

Been here since the war between 5chan and 4chan. This place has changed or I grew up.

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>>578114110

>>578110685
But you say it was two years before you posted anything as if that's a really admirable thing. I mean it doesn't take two years to figure out what this place is like...

Good night, sweet prince.

You will be missed

;_;7

>>578114397
both ... mostly grew up
>>578114002
it's been a while but It intensified about two years ago.
it's most likely the same 10 people posting over and over

>>578105916
This guy here is a true /b/tard he knows his shit more than 99% of you fags I have never seen anyone saying not your personal army like what the fuck you guys missing out on gold raids used to be so fucking funny but now it's just shitty pastas and all the good threads die because everyone els is jacking eachother of in ylyls

Toaster steve?
Did he really die?

>>578114928
Fuck those guys.

>>578115028
Wow I typed hat to quick I think you can li d of make out what I'm trying to say

>>578108559
Dude, i was lurking like 6 years till this thread...
Responded, because im drunk... And im ashamed that i made a response
ANNANANAANNANANA BATMAN GONNA COME TO YOU


>>578108505
>http://www.nl-porn.com/tubevideo/galleries/Blonde-babes-sucking-a-giant-hard-horse-penis/

>>578108505

Not this video man

Who is Chris-chan and why is he known?

>>578115028
honestly nypa is the lukemia of /b/ ... of course there are times when NYPA is necessary, but so much potential has gone down the shitter

>>578114002
The furfaggots have been a plague forever. In like 05 or 06 on April 1 moot made a /fur/ board and left it up for a couple of days then removed it and banned anyone who had posted there. Good times

>>578115087
Toaster steve was a faggot who delivered a lot of times before the toaster incident. Unfortunately being an OP who always delivers will just turn you into a tired attention whore.
His final delivery was to be an hero.
A fire started in his room and he was pulled out before he was dead.
Later we found out his girlfriend was in on it, and Steve knew he wasn't gonna die

>implying I'm a newfag

>>578115579
TOPkek
They're worse than the banana cancer

>>578115028
most of this shit is easy to find for a newfag if he can google.

I've been here since 2012. I participate in steam threads and creepshot threads. Otherwise I lurk. I've never understood the point of other people setting up threads for the sole intent of "trolling" others.

>>578115280
Chris chan is a long fucking story but i'll greentext all i know
> made pikachu/sonic hybrid drawings
> was called a huge fat faggot
> stalked girls on myspace
> boarders started stalking him irl
> some girl actually took him on a prank date
> he was charged with assault at one time
> no he's a fat crossdresser

>>578115280
Hardcore autist who created some mishmash avatar called sonichu (sonic + pikachu, yes

>>578116467
Then you don't belong here.
/b/ used to be troll central... now it's almost entirely a porn site with roll threads

>>578116120
not the hiphop site raids. fsr those were never archived.

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>>578116502
>>578116673

Nice.

>>578116502
do you think there really are anons attracted to traps or is this all a clever ruse

>>578116956
i'm sure some are. I'm also sure some people pull off random crossdresser pics from craigslist and say they're the traps (guilty)
the thing is, most of those faggots are probably in relationships and cling to the anonymity of this site to fulfill their gay desires

Did advice animals start on /b/?
Do u hate that reddit an 9Fag took over them

>>578116928
More recently there was this black dude called MadThad who was huge a huge waifufag and was always posting cringy shit (body pillows, fancy dinners with a framed picture of his waifu, etc). He ended up going to jail for hoarding cp and bragging about it on facebook

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>>578116502
Don't forget the clone sage, where an imposter Chris-chan, claimed Chris-chan was an imposter, who was stealing sonichu from him.

Eventually CWC challenged him to a singing showdown, where they battled for his identity.

>>578103025
fag yes - black cock loving fag in fact

old - if 12 is old, then yes....

>>578117804
Nigga I've seen that picture, but didn't he go to jail for loli pics?

>>578117740
I know it started with advice dog around 07 or 08. I don't think advice dog started here tho, cuz threads were already made with captions on the picture.
Pretty sure someone took it from somewhere else tho.
Advice dog was popular as fuck tho, and i'm sure ign or some other pre-reddit site made new ones, 4chan also made new ones of their own.
Advice dog was still the funniest to this day because other ones just became observations and things that happen, with no real punchline.
Reddit killed that format to death tho

>>578117916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsyhCUYJoI8#t=57

>>578118265
he sure as fuck did. If you can find the police report it's hilarious - it mentions his facebook posts where he is bragging about the amount of cp he has

Fuck you man sage goes in all fields

>>578118265
5. The statements in this affidavit are based on the investigation of this matter by Affiant and
other FBI personnel. Since this affidavit is being submitted for the limited purpose of
securing a complaint and arrest warrant, I have not included each and every fact known to
me concerning this investigation. I have set forth only the facts that I believe are necessary
to establish probably cause to believe that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL received and
possessed child pornography.

6. On June 24, 2011, the Detroit, MI,division of the FBI was contacted by the Loiusville, KY,
division of the FBI concerning an individual on the social networking website
www.facebook.com (Facebook), who was actively discussing child pornography and
methods for downloading child pornography from the Internet. The Facebook user ID
provided was MADTHAD08.

: a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee
: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO
: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

13. On February 17, 2012, and February 28, 2012, Affiant previewed the eight gigaybe usb
flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL. During the Affiant's review, numerous images and
videos of real children engaged in sexually explicit conduct including, but not limited to, the
lascivious display of the genitals and pubic area of any person, were located in the following
directories:
: a. \things\don't click
: b. \things\don't click\teens
: c. \things\don't click\cp
: d. \things\don't click\cp\cp

>>578118595
Yeah but wasn't it only about loli pics, no cp?
searching right now for the report btw

>>578118884
>>578118945
Full thing is on his ED page

>>578118849
> all fields

Look guy, i'm giving back today... so instead of calling you a faggot i will educate you as well.

Sage is only required in the options field. There is no point of typing it anywhere else... it doesn't give you a "super sage" or whatever your hoping for.
also,
reading "heaven" in the ID is enough to let me know your reply is saged... no need to announce it

>>578118595
Do you remember all the little Gordon Freeman pictures? Tell me you do.

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>>578119082
Well thanks, and sorry for my lack of knowledge on this topic

Thank you so much for this thread.

Did Elliot Rodger or that joker killer really post here?

>>578119340
the parody pics where he's just photoshopped? or jokes that he doesn't talk? otherwise no

>>578119538
Eliiot Rodger posted on bodybuilding forums and James Holmes was from 9gag.
Screenshots of both of these guys posts on their respective boards were all over /b/ after their killings

>>578120150
No, it's linked to the reason why 4chan implemented captcha. At least on /b/, I'm not sure if it happened in all boards at the same time.

>>578101757
how do I heaven?

>>578120412
missed it. I'll admit. I remember that implementing the captcha had months and months of crybaby posts (guilty)

>>578109510
>http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Google is fucking hard

>>578120376
Wrong ... there was a thread about them yesterday as nominees for new king of /b/

>>578105916
Jesus chatline was fake. In one stream he admits it and adds a bunch of people on steam.

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>>578120954
I'm not wrong. And that Kalac fag is not the new king either. There is only one king and that is the old dude who went to get Bin Laden.

>>578121050
Dude was covering his tracks. It was a real show that existed before the raids.
The only way it could be faked was their reactions and the slap were exaggerated. But it was a real show

>>578120784
It originated with a picture that prompted you to save it in .bat format, and then open it. What the .bat would do is post a little gordon freeman pic with a tinyurl address that I think took you to an adware site (I think so, can't really remember). Not too much time happened between the first couple of posts to a point were 95% percent of posts were that fucking picture. Captcha solved that problem. Yeah, everybody bitched around, I did so as well until some anon revealed that you could write "nigger" in one of the two words prompted. Then, lulz ensued. And all was good again.

I was going to ask you about the Giga Pudding raid but it's easily searchable on google so for now I'll think of something else

>>578121916
puddipuddipuddi
not much else to say about it anyways

Why is boxxy so popular here?

>>578101757
Thank you based anon.

>>578122587
She first posted on gaia (sp?) the video came to /b/ and it was the biggest shitstorm of all time . boxxy vs anti boxxy threads ran 4 chan.
she was totes adorbs. now she's fat and ugly

How did triforcing start?
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>>578121751
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1awGL_IM8I

I'm pretty sure there whole "Neo Bible" thing was bullshit. Hell, they laugh at half the shit anons said when they called in.

Who is jessie slaughter?
Is she the same as the loli and that fat girl?

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>>578121916
Now you don't even need to enter nigger

>>578119538
Short answer is no. I mean maybe they did but they didn't make it known either before or after like this Kalac guy. There was one guy who made a post before he went and shot up a mall and way back another guy who made a copypasta about blowing up vans outside of sporting events or something and ended up going to jail for it. Pic related.

>>578106992
finally someone on /b/ who gets it

>>578123359
yes
another long story that i don't know all the details on.
> she was that loli and very slutty.
> she got trolled hard
> her dad threatened to call the cyber police
> "you dun goofed"
> dad went to jail
> dad died in jail
> jessie became a boy
> she got pregnant a few times and i believe she never had any babies
> now she is a fat disgusting shitblob

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>>578123946
There was also some drama where she accused the lead singer of her favorite of raping her

>>578123710
this guy

Anyways. I've wasted an entire morning at the office and i have a shitload to catch up on. Thank you for your time. I will be thirty tomorrow, and need to start working harder because my wife has a kid on the way.
She's 3 months preggers.

My point here was to not only educate but also relive some nostalgic moments. I guess i can't prove i was here, and wasn't trying to prove anything... just inform.
Like i said before ... a better /b/ starts with you.
take part in phone raids, stop rolling in roll threads, and quit taking being an "oldfag" as a way of seeming superior to others.
Happy birthday to me tomorrow and goodspeed.

>>578124368
her favorite band*

>>578124368
Yeah, one of the guys from Blood On The Dance Floor

>>578124486
Congrats on the kid OP.
Have a good life and Happy Birthday!

>>578124486
Congrats and Happy Brithday. Hope you enjoy your life outside the internet. You've been a true gentleman and left an impact on me and I'm sure others.

Thank You

Thank u supreme oldfag.
Congrats

>>578102594
>lurk moar

nobody says this anymore...

Let's get a raid started now. Anybody have any ideas?

>>578106868
torchan was good...not even sure still exist, stayed the fuck away since the whole FBI thingy

>>578102116
long time ago, fag saw that picture and asked for sauce, come to find out she is dead, and it's 'too soon' for a fag to ask for sauce on a dead grill

>>578125113

Uh, I do, but only when the poster seems to have potential. Otherwise I just let their comment die.

>>578109806
quality over quuantity man

>>578125127
Well there used to be raids on blogtalkradio almost a year ago, we could go back i dont know why it stopped.

>>578125485
>oldfags qualifying posters
/b/ will never change

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