> mfw I realize you are all the fbi

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>>578049990

>>578049990
don't worry, son. post some more of your illegal porn collection :^)

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It's more obvious everyday.

>>578049990

Wow cool! I didnt know i was fbi, wheres my mother fuckn pay check

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>>578050389
You see?

>>578049990
It gets boring sitting in this surveillance van for hours. This place can provide some good entertainment to pass the time.

>>578050904
hey Mike. you in the flower shop van tonight or the carpet cleaners?

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>>578049990

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>>578050904
I saw you outside. Can I get you anything, deer?

>>578051036
There's nobody named Mike in this unit.
Impersonation of a federal agent is a crime sonny.

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>>578051135
Nice try. Take this!

>>578049990
No FBI here... move along... act normally... now tell us about your criminal activity. Please be as detailed as possible. No... it's not because we want to identify you as if we were some form of law enforcement. We are just curious anons who want as much detail as possible. Act naturally.

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>>578051285
Are you sure? He told me his last name was Hunt.

>>578051036
Oh hey, hows it going Steve? We're in the carpet cleaners tonight. We have a suspected terrorist cell under surveillance that are having a meeting in the back of a liquor store.

>>578049990

I find thus, your pedantic verbiage and sesquipedalian vernacular contains a vexing measure of ostentatious pomposity compounded by the speciously
egregious vapidity of your faux hegemonistic disposition. Please, do kindly absquatulate to the nearest exit, sir.

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>>578051752
Oh. In that case, allow me to confirm all the information in your file. What is in your file anyway?

>>578049990
>> mfw I realize you are all the fbi
>us fbi

Not FBI. For a totally unrelated and benign reason please tell us, I mean me, what your address is and when you'll be at home tomorrow.

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>>578051928
In response to your widely generic statement, I summarize that your penchant for the vernacular far outweighs your determination of the penis as an organ suitable for sexual stimulation by yourself. You should reconsider the vagina as an alternative.

>>578051943
Some funny stuff, lots of porn... a few identities with my face. Why?

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>>578051973
Denial is the first step towards being fbi.

>>578049990
No we're not. The NSA would never do that !

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>>578052152
> Implying I have a home.

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>>578052508
Fuck. Well. Is it only a matter of time, or can I live peacefully in Jamaica?

>>578052878
Sure. Just tell us... I mean me... what airline you are flying, when and your payment method. We... I... might be able to find a good travel agent.

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I'm just telling you, I'm on to you, fbi.

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>>578053260
Does Air Malaysia have any cheap flights?

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Well, you can't scare me off. I'm not leaving.