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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
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Union Jack.
Please remove it.
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North Shore Whore reporting in.
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Im a nzer and fuck off with the nz threads every 5 minutes. Can we stop beimg so full of ourselfs? And fuck off about the flag. Nz was built off the back of the British empire. Have some culture. Last thing we need is to disassociate ourselfs any further from the rest of civilisation.
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>>578029201
>>578029439
>>578029721
>>578030112
Why are IDs even back?
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why are IDs even back?
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Who's got bud in chch?
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>>578029721
whore need some dick? ;)
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>>578030908
I found two half smoked joints near the re:start mall today
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>>578030112
you realise that most people who browse don't see nz threads.... cause they arent in nz.
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>>578029439
Eat Shit
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>>578031431
If you find the bag they came from, let me know.
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well now what
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Canadian here. I hope to one day visit your country and if I like it enough, get a visa and relocate.

Please enlighten me why NZ is so great, I've seen beautiful landscape in pictures of course, but how are the women, nightlife, people, transit, architecture, best places, food, etc anything and everything.
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>>578031850
Ehhhhh Woman are mixed mix of no class and disgusting and others quite conservative. I wouldnt know anything about the nightlife its why Im on 4chan people can be assholes transit blows ass architecture is pretty nice most places have a mix of colonials and modernish ones. Wellington Auckland and Christchurch are all pretty good but the asians in Auckland kinda decrease its value as an alright place.
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>>578031850
Why are IDs even back?
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>>578032351
the chinks in chch are multiplying like nothing on this earth.....
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>>578032625
They are good at that
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>>578031691
We wait.

Why are Ids even back?
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inb4 anymore ID comments.
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>tfw your friends are partying but you still have exams
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anyone know if stats credits count as math credits in NCEA?
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>>578032798
we must crush them like cockroaches then eat their orphaned spawn, not only snuffing the filth out of existence, but consuming and absorbing the disgusting lice ridden meat sack into out own bodies. Our own power, to feast on their children, and their children's children, until every single last fucking cockroach is nothing but gnawed bones and chink dust strew over the red earth around me.
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>>578034659
They should I have combined UE from calculus and statistics
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someone post nz noodz
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>>578034729
why weren't you running in the elections?
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>>578034024
You can't stop this.
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Any femanons on?
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why are IDs even back?
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why are ids even back?
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Used a slug gun for the first time in a couple of years today. Twice I forgot to put the butt of the gun in my shoulder and the recoil slammed the scope into my eye. Got a huge lump on my eyebrow now.
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why are IDs even back?
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how comfy are we?
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>tfw there's something wrong with my internet
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>>578037039
I'm going to get drunk, so pretty comfy.
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>>578037420
>drunk
>comfy
that's the only way we are allowed to post here
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Any one here from Hamilton?
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why are IDs even back?
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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>>578037675
Yeah I've got some new vodka to try on the recommendation of my bottle store clerk. I probably won't taste the difference, but it is cheaper and slightly stronger than the stuff I usually buy so that's good in my book.
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>>578038498
drink up, hyung
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i wish
i wish
i was
R
I
C
H
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>>578037732
yo
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Hello, boys!
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drinkin another of these

I feel like tupac wrapped in a condom
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>>578039357
yo, hyung
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Kia ora cousin!
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>>578039625
Hi, we comfy?
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>>578039839
Is that Shirley Temple?
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>>578039839
WE

COMFY

NOW
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>>578035082
wait so calc + stats count as math credits?? so if i get 8 from calc and get 6 from stats, can i combine and use it as math credits
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>>578040010
>A Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic
stopped reading there
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>>578040005
Yes, but before she died.

>>578040010
THAT

IS

GOOD
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hamilton represent WHADDUP!
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>>578040205
>A Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic
>stopped reading there
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>>578040325
Shirley Temple was the original jailbait you know, see this review by Graham Greene.

"Miss Shirley Temple's case, though, has peculiar interest: infancy is her disguise, her appeal is more secret and more adult. Already two years ago she was a fancy little piece (real childhood, I think, went out with 'The Littlest Rebel'). In 'Captain January' she wore trousers with the mature suggestiveness of a Dietrich: her neat and well-developed rump twisted in the tap-dance: her eyes had a sidelong searching coquetry. Now in 'Wee Willie Winkie', wearing short kilts, she is completely totsy. Watch her swaggering stride across the Indian barrack-square: hear the gasp of excited expectation from her antique audience when the sergeant's palm is raised: watch the way she measures a man with agile studio eyes, with dimpled depravity. Adult emotions of love and grief glissade across the mask of childhood, a childhood skin-deep. It is clever, but it cannot last. Her admirers — middle-aged men and clergymen — respond to her dubious coquetry, to the sight of her well-shaped and desirable little body, packed with enormous vitality, only because the safety curtain of story and dialogue drops between their intelligence and their desire."

So I guess she was like the early twentieth century version of those shows on the disney channel.
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>>578040030
We talking as UE credits?
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>>578040736
Oh what the fuck.
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Why are IDs even back?
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>>578040951
That review says a lot more about Graham Greene than the people who watched Shirley Temple movies in my opinion.
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I hate the fact that we have so much maori/scum in any NZfag threads..
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>>578029201
Wellingtonfag reporting
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>>578040841
Because if your talking UE then yea it counts you can combine the sciences and the maths if you dont have them individually
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>>578035116
Wellington slut
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>>578041113
Don't know who he is and, frankly, I don't want to know. His review is so wrong and ignores how different society was back then in regards to this sort of thing.

They considered childhood to be this precious, innocent thing so they used to take pictures, etc, we'd know consider inappropriate. The Victorians/Edwardians especially did it. By the time of Temple it was winding down, she really was the last hurrah in that sort of 'Romanticised' childhood that used to be popular.

Cupids and all that sorta thing.
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>>578041592
holy shit. Name? i think i know her!
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>A lifelong smoker
DROPPED
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t73o_K4uCjI
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>>578041854
Sorry anon, I'm not spoiling a good thing while I'm getting it.
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>>578041638
He's a famous novelist, this was written back when she was in films. Fun fact 20th Century Fox sued him and he was forced to flee to mexico. While there he got the inspiration for his novel The Power and The Glory, whose adaptation was directed by the same guy who directed Wee Willie Winkie.
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Need bud anyone in pakuranga?
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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Where do I get oxy in chch?

Why are drugs so hard to get in chch unless you "know somebody"?

Someone sell me drugs please, sober new zealand is a depressing nihilist shtihole full of needless discomfort and purposeless suffering and whether I chase pleasure or meaning, life will still end, and that will be that

Also does anyone here abuse panadol night?
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>>578042020
*sings God Defend New Zealand*

*mumbles through the maori bits*
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>>578042238
I wasn't sure if he was from that time or not, because his writing made me think so but the gist of his argument seemed so wrong (not in his mind, and certainly there was an element of truth in what he said, it would be foolish to believe there wasn't an element of that surrounding Temple or that it wasn't going on back then).
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>>578042434
How the fuck can you abuse Panadol? Are you someone who wants liver damage but hates being drunk?
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>>578042476
>pakuranga
You'll get through the Maori bits.

Kia Kaha.
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What about this chick? Always wanted to see her nudes *drool*i
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>>578042813
shame about the face
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>>578029201
N O
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>>578042885
Shame about the race.
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>>578042813
>>578042946
look at that manface
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So where is the bud in chch?
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i think i like the early 6 o'cock NZ threads compared to the later ones
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>tfw making webms
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>>578043406
It's true, we are depressing drunks.
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>>578043136
Virgins everywhere
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>>578039320
yo you go to uni?
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>>578041287
oo nice>>578042648
what does panadol even do? it taste like dry grass
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>>578043578
>toni
couldn't they have given her a more feminine name?
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>>578043719
It's a weak painkiller, if you take a lot of it you don't get high, you just get potentially fatal liver damage. A friend of a friend of mine tried killing themselves with it once.
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>>578042648
Panadol night, you a do a cwe on the para then 'trip' off the dph
most people will probably hate this drug, basicaly you see shadow people and spiders and shit and everything real creepy
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>>578043575
W O R D
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Fucking so bored in hamilton... might just get drunk and smoke something
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>>578044086
You'll have to explain the initials to me.
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I hope god hits again and Chch sinks in a ea of lava. Fucking shithole full of cowboys and rednecks.
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>>578044569
*sea
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>>578044569
lol
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>tfw in love with a goddess
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>>578045025
Is advicegirl around? said she would be back today to deliver for advice
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>>578045254
literally who?
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whats with the korean gifs?
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>>578045025
She shits like everyone else man, if you remeber that you won't be so nervous.
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>>578045354
this girl, she wanted advice and failed to deliver
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>>578045495
The thought that at some point, IU has been sitting in a very important business meeting with a whole board of multimillionaires and suddenly felt the need to excuse herself to the restroom. It's fascinating to me to think that a girl that's so groomed, so pampered... a woman whose entire livelihood is built around her looks and image squats down on the toilet like the rest of us and squeezes out a fat turd. Or maybe not even a turd, maybe her shit is like beef stroganoff with a mixture of solid and liquid whirled together. Maybe she's a person who just drops single logs; compacted by hours of constipation as she sits helplessly applying layers of make up. What good does all that make up do to your face as she grimaces and her face goes beet red and her asshole protracts squirting out yesterdays kimchi. Sometimes when I lay a big log down, I'm usually proud if it's a foot or longer in length and take a picture to document it. I wonder if IU feels the same pride as myself as she looks behind her at the gigantic turd she has unleashed?
Perhaps she feels shame..

I wonder how her bodyguards feel, her managers and assistants as they sit outside the bathroom listening to the sounds of her ass vibrating off the porcelain tiles. How about the person who enters the bathroom after IU? Such luck to be able to waft in the stench of IU's colon. I'd like to say I'm a well composed man, but I don't think I would be able to resist the temptation of licking those race streaks off the sides of the toilet. You don't get those opportunities that often, and to think how my body would shiver in ecstasy as I feel her buttpaste on my tongue. Even licking the toilet paper knowing that IU touched it before washing her hands would feel like heaven.
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>>578045604
That's a dude with balled up socks in his shirt, we figured this out last time.
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All kiwis are fags.

/End thread.
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>>578045774
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>>578029201
MOSS
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>>578045809
Your arsehole is just gaping for dick isn't it? I'm sure someone here can fill your shitpussy.
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>>578045604
oh was this yesterday?

>>578045471
word.

needs more korean webms
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>tfw everyone in chch is fucking retarded poly or white cracker woddy drinking fags obsessed with metal malisha rotary hoes and engines, plus the fucking natives jesus christ these roaches need to be snuffed, and don't get me started on these faggot ass buttplug wearing uni hipsters, shove that longboard up your prolapsed ass through your chinos you fucking faggot - hell you can even claim it's ironic
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damn i hate being sober~
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>>578046380
Do you like all asians of just koreans? Is there some indefinable something about girls who live on a peninsula?
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>>578029201
Fuck off Australian wanna be...Fag.
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>>578046879
r u really korean
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>>578046918
idian > korean > japanese > thai > chinese > SEA

>>578047229
yes. my parents are S.Korean and i was born there

wtf is wrong with my net?
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>tfw get connection error when posting images
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>>578047853
>SEA

So you wouldn't fuck a mermaid?
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Any other fagits from kapiti in here?
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anyone doing bcom at vic next year?
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>>578047853
>Japanese
>Korean
>any difference
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>>578048076
if they existed

TEST
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>>578031850
It's expensive as fuck. 85% of the population are retarded and/or racist, and the further south you go the worse it gets. Nightlife is fucking awful unless you enjoy getting completely wasted and making a complete fuckwit of yourself (this is actually a pre-requisite if you want to settle here) But, the DIY music scene is pretty good if that's something you're into. And yeah, it's generally quite a beautiful place when it comes to landscapes.
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>>578048224
THEY ARR ROOK THE SAME
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>>578048630
I read an article once about how korean and japanese people were closely related, you would not believe how pissed of the japanese and koreans in the comments were. They fucking hate each other.
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>>578048868
Wonder why.....
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north gooks, south gooks, nips, and chinks all hate each other
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>>578049226
Gooks were under the rule of nips for a while
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>>578049383
Yeah I know lol was just sending copious amounts of sarcasm his way
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>>578049226
Well yeah I know about WWII and all that.
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i h8 my h8ers

obviously
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i think something is wrong with posting

it's like i'm going to get b& or something
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IDbro is kill?
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>tfw just recently got off a 2 day b& from /mu/ 3 weeks ago
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>>578031850

>women
Pretty ugly compared to european girls tbh

>nightlife
Shit unless you're in auckland or maybe queenstown

>people
Awesome

>architecture
Meh

>best places
I really enjoyed travelling arround
the south Island, especially milford sounds and nelson lake.

>food
Mainly british and/or american food = shit

Lots of good asian food tho

Not really worth it to go down there if you're not interested in the nature since nz is like a small faggy version of britian with a shitload of asians.

You should definitely get your tattoos there, if you are interested in having one


Source:
Spent almost a year there as a backpacker
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i'm hungry~
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Any girls on tonight???
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No...hes right here>>578050945
>>578050452
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>>578050963
No there aren't, there never are, and even if they were they're not dtf.
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Wheres the femanon from last nights thread?? I can be ur bf.
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>>578051557
Doesn't hurtto ask bro.
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I never saw some hot maori chicks, can someone convince me of the opposite?
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>>578051828
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>>578029439
Why, its the best part of the flag, if anything they should remove the rest. Here I fixed it for you :p, you can thank me later.
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>>578052062
10/10 would salute
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>>578052013
get that shit off here
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>>578052236
How about this then?
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>>578052528
even worse
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Where did everyone go?
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>>578053156
Too drunk to be coherent.
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>>578053156
lurking between clash matches
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>>578053156
i'm dead
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DEAD THREAD

DEAD FLAG

DEAD CULTURE

DEAD COUNTRY
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>>578053156
Went for my nightly stroll around the block.

Hello, boys!
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>>578054421
We're all about to slip into our alcoholic comas for the night, or as we call it "sleep."
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DEAD ME
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jokes i'm here >>578054615
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>>578054672
but you'll wake up tomorrow morning

right, hyung?
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Did anyone watch 7 days?
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>>578043406
>o'cock

Is homo mandatory now?
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>>578055026
We'll see brotha, my ID has changed apparently.
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Wellington reporting...
when the fuck did that new tunnel pop up? Serioulsy, how did i miss that?
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>tfw don't know which thread to post in
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Are there seriously no girls on right now??
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>>578037732
>anyone here have chlamydia?
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>>578054650
do you do it to be /fit/?
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>>578055469
i felt the same. i knew they were doing some roadworks there, then next month i drive along it really surprised. worst part is driving through feels like its motor way and i want to speed up to 100
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Dunners reporting, whats up?
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>>578056202
Yeah that's why I started but I keep doing it because I just like getting out for a little stroll.

I feel yuck if I don't get out for a walk.
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How many people want to see pictures of my dick?

>N-no homo
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>tfw don't know what thread to post in

>>578036531
>>578054615
>>578056542

life is suffering
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>>578056627
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>>578034659
NCEA combines both Calculus and Statistics into one subject...
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>>578041592
Is that Abby King?
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>>578055248
didn't you know?

we're all gays here
>>578056627
>>578056706
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>>578057048
Gay Nazis at that.
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advicegirl from yesterday reporting in.
no tits, heaven convinced me yesterday.
would be slutty.
im no slut.
and no guy with socks in his shirt. lol
am gonna break up with bf.
dont need ur advice anymore.
should have written this in greentext.
too lazy.
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>tfw no Nazi-hating Noona to talk about fetishes with
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>>578057372
yo, Noona
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>>578057408
What is a Noona?
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>>578056627
me! :D
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>>578057408
sounds a lot like me :D
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>>578057481
>>>/g/oogle
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>>578057561
is this >>578045604 you?
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>>578057701
no, its from yesterday
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>>578057701
yeah...
No! its a guy with socks in his shirt.
and he asked his sister to hold that sheet up!
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WHY IS THE ONLY THING NEW ZEALANDERS POST IS ASIAN WOMEN?
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Where's the nudes?
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>>578057975
we know what we like...
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>>578057952
>am gonna break up with bf.
is this part of one of your role play rape fantasy?

>>578057975
based never been to Auckland hyung
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Fuck asain women, anit noone want that shit...
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>>578058128
no bro, this is for real. :D
but funny that you still remember that. :D
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Here is the video I promised last night.

https://mega.co.nz/#!Rs9UHC4B!BMxIhtbiXSqgYfpCpF2WjpzHqYjZ8l5cKLs8gQ3Fs6Y
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There's that website which shows the top porn searches per country. I think for New Zealand it was Asian (maybe hentai) and for Australia it was "Gay Australia".
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>>578058170
>fuck asian women
W O R D

>>578058494
BASED FUCKING NZ
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Hastingsbro repot for dooty.
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>>578058413
why are you breaking up with him?
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>>578058724
How are the natives there tonight?
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>>578058776
hes not been writing me back since monday and we havent met for 5 weeks.
he says he has a lot of work but if i really were important to him he would find time to meet me, right?
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>>578058493
awesome... seen this a couple of years back but its a good video

also
chch here
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>>578058874
Rowdy fuckers won't shut up aye.
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>>578058915
He's ditched you.
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>>578059112
Get in amongest it, bro.
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>>578058915
W
O
R
D

sounds like he

HIT IT

THEN

QUIT IT
>>
hamilton here
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>>578059381
yeah...
but the feels... :(
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>>578059601
Tell him your pregnant.
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>>578059827
why?
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>tfw my semen will never reach this goddesses womb
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>>578058493
can we get the news article for this? can't remember enough details to find it again
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>>578059927
so he can't

QUIT IT
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>>578059927
Shits and giggles.
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>>578053156
Laughing my ass off at Late Night Big Breakfast. It's been a good year for NZ comedy with What We Do in the Shadows as well.
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Anyone in napier? Backpacker here reporting in... Your fireworks are shit and guy faux was a failure
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>>578060310
hm.. nah.
im confused.
i just wanna get wasted.
like physically. do you know that feeling when u just want to get every bone in ur body broken?
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>>578060578
>like physically. do you know that feeling when u just want to get every bone in ur body broken?
Not really, no?
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>>578034252
Know dat feel braghghghgh
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>>578060467
On top of that we're looking to eventually ban em. This fuckin country.
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>>578060467
>Bethanie Badertscher
nice

>>578060578
BASED MASOCHIST NOONA
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Hi! Welcome in...
Do you like Lawn bowls? Fuck we do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiE1aCvWsFA&list=UUKomlr5viuV-ibNDx8oiVGg

Only in Nz
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How do you kiwis feel about the Germans taking over your country?

Pic related
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one day i'm gon' marry a pornstar~
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>>578060775
true. :(
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>>578061107
one day worst korea is going to stop copying based american culture.
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>>578060578
some times when I get into a bad mood I kinda feel that way. not exactly wanting to break my own bones, but sorta think i want to get into a fight, or go speeding at like 200kmph on the motorway or something crazy
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>>578061171
was it your bf that introduced you to 4chan?

>>578061242
i don't want that kind of negativity in this thread
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>>578061445
thank you. exactly. i wished it was easier for a girl to get into a fight. :(
>>578061575
no, i knew it before i met him. hes not into computerstuff.
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>>578061445
I just scratch myself.
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>>578061445
i just post my feels here or masturbate

>tfw you will never have multiple orgasms
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>>578050452
What did you get banned for?
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>>578061445
>>578061835
i eat my own period blood when i feel like that
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>>578062061
i'm usually good at this
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>>578061835
i cut myself, bite myself or hit myeelf. have a massive bruise in face atm. people are looking. cant explain. funny.
>>578062127
THATs just disgusting.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dWODi0EcM4
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>>578060929
Nice to have john bend over to something other than the US's dick for once.
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>>578062301
why don't you drink till it doesn't hurt?
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>>578062261
Lol you were one off
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>>578062581
I do that. Life as an alcoholic and a drug user is ok once you accept it.
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>>578062581
cause i dont want to loose control. ;)
i dont drink.
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this thread is depressing mang
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>>578062501
Wait, what's happened?
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>>578062927
lay off the p blood, Noona
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>>578062765
I also make webms if anyone has requests.
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>>578063278
why didn't you try to hit 3 MB for your webm?
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>>578063507
Didnt really need to for that one.
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>>578063058
but it tastes so good sempai
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http://vimeo.com/106497740
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any hawkes bay fags here?
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>>578031593
eat shit you shit skin degenerate
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>>578060467
im in greenmeadows!
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Pics of lefty anyone?
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>>578064046
isnt her name holly fisher?
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>>578063575
what are your arguments

or do you use webm for retards?
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>>578064118
Madeline Shaw.
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>>578062820
how's uni going?
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>>578064254
i actually might be able to provide, give me 5
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>>578063928
Does your name begin with M?
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>>578064547
Nope, it's Sam :) I'm studying at EIT
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>>578064502
Kay. Any nudes possible.
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>>578064608
Are you a girl or a twink?
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>>578064656
sadly didn't find anything, am close mates with a guy who has a thing with her and has some of his mates passwords, nothing came up though soz bro
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Love Kiwis! What are you going to change your flag to?
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>>578064416
im not studying.
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>>578064807
bi male age 17 what about you
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>>578064884
what are you doing in NZ then?
>>
Friendly reminder that the Union Jack doesn't deserve to be on our flag
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>>578064826
Her FB profile is private so that explains it. Is the her FB profile the only sauce available?
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>60 fps youtube videos

THE FUTURE IS HERE
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>>578064967
I'm a faggot and you meant you're 18, aye?

because otherwise you'll get banned.
>>
Only other pic I could find. It was on cover photo of other tagged girl's profile.
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>>578065160
I can see all her pictures if that's what you want? just can't find nudes anywhere
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>>578065094
>>578031593
And once again Eat Sit
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>>578064967
sent ;)
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>>578065508
Shit god damn
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>>578065481
You're on friend's list? Yeah, might as well eh. But link to any other sauces if you can like Tumblr or Instagram (if she has one).
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>>578065085
thats a secret. ;)
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>>578065702
yeah friend's account is friends with her
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>>578065702
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>>578065783
don't you have work in the morning?
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>>578065913
>>
wellifag reporting in, any local nudes
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>>578065309
oh holy shit! I actually legit am 18 I turned 18 on november the 4th. I can send pic of my licence for evidence.

Its guna take a while to get used to being a man
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>>578066036
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>>578066043
this. need.
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>>578066074
>Its guna take a while to get used to being a man
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>>578066028
no. its saturday.
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>>578066074
now that's acting
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>>578066074
do so
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>>578064967
Reported, underage b&.

No wonder /b/ has gone to such absolute shit the last few years.

Also, what happened to that girl who lost her virginity to the guy who was busy with work in the thread last night?
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>>578058494
porn md top results from nz
1 teen
2 hentai
3 new zealand
4 milf
5 lesbian
6 massage
7 indian
8 asian
9 squirt
10 korean

why the fuck are kiwis searching for New Zealand porn? i cant think of anything worse
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>>578066292
I deliver
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Guys, I have like a grand that I'm not doing anything with, what should I invest it in? I want a return obviously.
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>>578066126
That all? Your m8 is on this thread?
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>>578066432
I think we know who is doing all the searching for number 10
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>>578066432
>7 indian
>10 korean
WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
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>>578066486
Why in the world would you post that?

I can't even...
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>>578066415
Look at the photo proof I posted above
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>>578066432
Where da moari pornos at?
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>>578066486
nice address spastic
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>>578066486
eh

whats the drink you got there feg?
>>
Party at 142 Te Mata Road Havelock North
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>>578066415
im still here m8
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>>578066658
hes a very dumb 18 year old
at least he's a donor
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>>578066574
You won't see much of a return on a grand unless you're prepared to wait and use the small returns you get to increase your original investment.

That is if you invest in the stock market, of course. There's other ways to turn a grand into much more.
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>>578066617
tbh tho

i only watch JAV
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>>578066842
Honestly surprised
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>>578066824
and he has a subcard. he eats healthy :)
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>>578066747
Are you gonna be on tomorrows thread?
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>>578066832
Tell me pls.
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>>578066609
sorry brah i'm heading off to bed, not sure what you're referring to but i don't think either of my mates would be on this thread, look up tashunka bolton though, not my mate but pretty sure he would have banged her by now.
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>>578067031
guess so. but only from 11pm or something
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>>578066486
Someone posted that picture of you off your facebook the other day.

The one where you're asked if you're losing weight and replied "Does it matter?".
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>>578066909
JAV has quantity and quality over Korean. all you can find is amateur stuff.
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>>578067114
Why? So late
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>>578067240
am busy. babysitting for friends
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i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
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goodnight hyungs

goodnight noona

i'm out
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>>578067046
Depends how much work you are willing to do.

You could buy stock and sell it on, find a market that is niche or that is not crowded and get in on it.

Do you have any skills that you could use to make things? Crafts? Baking? You could use that $1000 to make things that are homemade, there's a big market for homemade good on Facebook, for example.
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