Alright, lets try this again. It's Time for Autistic /b/ingo!

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>>577973161
It's time

>>577973161
I think I might have a few of those, let's do this guise

>>577973161
I can do about three of these
Im on it

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>>577973783
Lets go people, EYE said it's time

I have a lot of the se stuff, but im in bed so fuck you.

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Ayy

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>>577973161
Here's the first one you faggot

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Knife

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my grandfather's cock

rip in peace grandfather. we miss you 1 like 1 pray

>>577975363
Its on hand in gmt

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>>577975363
It's on the hand

>>577975502
>my grandfather's cock

pic related

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Silver pocket watch.

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Sup fgts

>>577975901
You've should have tried harder, unless op lets it pass.

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>>577974875
>>577975027
>>577975226
We have some WinRars
>sorry 4 shit quality
>deal with it

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hey

>>577975883
You better have tits if you have a notepad with that design. Although your writing does look pretty manly

Getting fishing pole

>>577976210
I do have tits. Manly tits. Notepad is girlfriend's, I don't usually use paper.

>>577975883
>>577975901
one of you faggots or grills might aswell do the sharpie in pooper one before a hairy and fat fuck makes something out of his last tiny bit of courage.

LOL
>Master's Degree
>/b/
Most people here are in high school.

>>577976396
Not all.

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Hey

>>577976376
I was going to do sharpie in pooper of gf but she's not yet home. If it's still open when she arrives I'll do it.

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Harmonica

>>577976396
That's why it's Nightmare mode.

>>577976208
fucking faggot

>>577976396
I was really close since a couple years ago. Still trying to finish my thesis. Being on here is exactly why I don't have it I guess xD

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Manual car, no time stamp though, and can't because it's at my shop. Take it or leave it I guess, will answer any questions for proof

>Can see clutch fork in pic to prove its at least manual

>>577973161
No one's going to have an assault rifle.
>protip: an AR-15 is not an assault rifle

>>577976396
im working on my masters degree..

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>>577975502
Sorry anon this is not what we are looking for
>good grandfather clock

>>577975883
Winrar

>>577975901
This is not purple you fuck

>>577976208
Jesus Christ why am I not surprised... winrar

>>577976128
i have a statue of a lynx, will it work?

>>577973161

I have a masters degree and a British flag I can offer...I'll get on it

>>577976753
it seems my grandfather's cock isn't big enough for you

>>577976753
>>577976534
Ayy

>>577976590
>implying you're not one

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>>577976367

>>577977307
>this is bait

give this man his winrar

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>>577977431
>>577977307

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>>577976792
Is a Lynx a Lion?
>sorry not this time anon
>Nightmare edition

>>577976979
kek

>>577977307
WinRar

>>577977808
Good luck then fuck boi

>>577977808
Oh will I tried. Hope someone else in this thread knows what a clutch is

this is going well. The snake will be a problem, though.

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>>577976753
purps dildo via my wife

>>577977926
I know what it is anon, it has to have a time stamp for it to count.

>Nightmare Edition
>No short cuts

>>577978038
greet your wife from me

>>577978093
Can't time stamp muh car if it isn't here
>nightmare edition can go fuck itself

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Two things in my car

>>577978113
technically for the ass but still a dildo damnit

>>577978323
>dasahonda

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>>577978038
Good job sir
>A Winrar is you

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>>577977808
here is my boxing gloves they are boxing dude believe me i tried so hard to stop them.

you didnt like my grantfathers cock. now please take these

>>577978327
Well, with her help we can also get legitimate tits field. Two birds with one stone.

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>>577978565
i cant stop them guys someone call the police!

>>577978565
>>577978746
you're pretty fucking stupid m8

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A pair of Crocs.

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Rabbits foot.

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>>577978408

>>577978835
i am so lonely

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Drove a little for the orange traffic cone.

Did I do good internet?

>>577973161
you spelled tits wrong, faggot
there's no goddamn apostrophe

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>>577978323
Good job m8 winrar

>>577978565
>>577978746
Those are MMA gloves
>Anons can decide the validity of this one

>>577978841
Gay, but still a winrar

>>577979153
Now that is a Dildo good sir

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Here's a pic of a sharpie in my ass. I took it yesterday so no time stamp, but I really wanted to post it anyway

>>577979329
that's the spirit!

>>577978398
'94 Mitsubishi Eclipse. Good try though.

>>577979329
>Did I do good internet?
You did, anon. You did.

>>577978565
>>577978746

Autistic faggot. OP please disregard anything this nigger posts.

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OBLIGATORY TITS! Wife said the didlo was more embarrasing than the tits lol

>>577979576
i got the traffic cone and does the neon sign have to work?

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here's a fishing pole. 2 actually..

>>577978565
Take this with a potato and those aren't going gloves re-re

>>577979764

OH SHIT
GOOD JOB ANON

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>>577978993
>>577979329
Two more winrars!
>Fuck getting hard to keep up

>>577979581
I appreciate the thought, but stick it back in there with a time stamp & we're in business

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here's timestamped sharpie in pooper

it's a sharpie micro though

>>577980112
yeah my wife likes this game

hm... I could provide grand-grandfather clock and MSc if i'd move my ass...

>>577979329
Nice one!

>>577979576
I have an excuse, I'm a hospitalfag so I wear these at work.

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>>577979329
:pats head:

Son, I'm proud.

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>>577979764
Thank your wife for us anon, these tits will be handled with the utmost care

>>577980274
A timeless classic
>win

Will anon finally beat OP in a game of /b/ingo?!

>>577980975
There was an anon that was going to get the flag and neon sign. Did he leave thread?

>>577979853
As long as it's a certifiable neon sign, it'll work anon

>>577980339
Well get a move on!

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AK-47 here

>>577980975
Do I have to personally own the neon sign?

>>577981406
The cone anon drove somewhere so no.

>>577981406
no, hop to it!

>>577981398
looks like shitty plastic toy...

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>>577981398
I can't tell if it's fake or not, so unless a /k/ommando chimes in this will be a winrar

>>577981552
I'm on it. Maybe also cone. Walking around NYC

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>>577981638

nope

>>577981398
ATF paperwork or GTFO

I have a Doberman but she isn't being cooperative..,

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Sign not working

>>577981825
It's real but doubtful it's an actual assault rifle.

>>577982124

that's a led light in my opinion.

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>>577981989

>>577981989
well, ok anon, takin' it back

>>577976396

i have a bachelors but no masters

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Better one

I look like such a fucking autistic holding up the plate in the middle of the street

>>577982124
I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking at here anon

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Do I win twice?

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>>577982420
Well now, this looks like a winrar to me!

>>577982420
Look closely you can see it says "24 hours" and I am using a goddamn pizza plate as Timestamp

>>577981825
my ass won bingo!

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>>577982826
Closer picture

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>>577982826
Why can't I hold all these winrars?

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>>577982840
Traffic cone

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>>577982840
>have grandfather clock
>it's still buried in boxes after a recent move
oh well. maybe next time...

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>>577982826

nice


we're getting there
fuck, you guys, does it HAVE to be a master's??? i know i have my bachelors around here somewhere...

>>577983232
YAY

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>>577983246
And one with flash

>>577982929
Sorry anon
>Nightmare edition
>blackout /b/ingo

>>577983246
A for effort anon, but someone already got that one

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>>577980339
MSc.
I've seen some clock, not uploading mine.

>>577983559
Very nice, i couldn't finish it and stayed with regular iT.

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Never said it has to be real

>>577983457
Oh sorry I missed it this is a fun game though

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>>577983559
Well shit, really didn't think anyone was gonna have this one
>tips fedora in your direction

>>577973161
i really highly doubt anybody on /b/ has enough money to own an assault rifle.
maybe like 1 or 2 guys on /k/. but /b/? no

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Don't have access to my certificate now but maybe this will do

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My master's degree.

>>577981398
Looks legit, offhand from the color a Bulgarian milled receiver, but could be something else. The green stocksets what is offputting

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sooo...i don't have a statue of a lion, does a poster of a lion count??

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a little small but still a statue

>>577981398
Looks legit, offhand from the color a Bulgarian milled receiver, but could be something else. The green stocksets what is offputting. Maybe an arsenal?

>>577983883
Well now, that was pretty clever you /b/astard

>What do you guise think?
>should it count?

>>577984276
fuck you faggot

>>577981989
show the full-auto sear and you win
if not then fuck off. thousands of 4channers have ak's

>>577983559
o! witam rodaka
well played

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>>577984428
Now this will do, /b/ loves it's big cats

>>577984972
Only 5 left!
>Does /b/ give up?

>>577985247
never!

>>577985247
so close...

>>577985247
Does the "Snake" Not count?

>>577984972
take the snake

>>577985247
You should take>>577983883 for the sake of completing it.

I doubt you'll get a real snake.

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>>577984061

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boxing glove here

>>577985743
And /a/non saves the day!
I'm surprised we got the Master's degree one and not the British flag.

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>>577984972
>577984972
first of all that's not an assault rifle so it doesn't count so remove it pls
secondly here's a real rabbits foot instead of that fake bullshit
sorry for time delay. phone loads slow

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He is not amused...

>>577986156
WINRAR

>>577986156
wow 10/10

>>577986156
Oh shit nigga. Very nice!

>>577986038
Can you list something you *would* accept? Assault rifle is such a nebulous term.

>>577986156
Holy shiiiiit!
Fucking anon delivers!

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>>577985479
>>577985485
>>577985590

The anons have spoken, the Snake shall count!

>>577985743
Now this is a fucking boxing glove right here, fuck yeah

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>>577986369
an assault rifle is a rifle that can switch from safety to semi-auto, to full-auto.
the anon's is semi auto as is obvious
pic related is how i know

>>577986653
>>577986156
Better snake

In the us that's actually legally a variant of "machine gun".

>>577986887
yes. and nobody has posted a "machine gun"

>>577986671
Would you count an Ares MCR with lighting link?

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>>577986156
Holy shit anon, you are my hero
>This win is a winrar of the best kind

>>577981825
It's real, but you said an "assault rifle" and the AK series are assault carbines... You'd want an AR15 or AR10, and I suppose if you want to be lenient, then yes, it is a rifle, but I don't know if you can say it's really an assault rifle. /k/ommando out.

>>577986653
Use real snake in hat,i tried it for ever snakes don't sit still hard to get pic, mine wouldn't post do other guys, deserves it for sure not easy pic to take

My British neighbours are on vacation and have a flag mounted on their wall

Wat do?

>>577987356
Retracted

>>577987102
if you were a leo or in station armed forces and own one. since an assault rifle ares mcr can only be owned by leo's or soldiers

>>577982076
Any luck with that dog?

>>577987536
Activate your inner nigger and break into their house

>>577987356
He wasn't as cranky as you might think, just chilly outside his cage so kinda being sluggish. I don't get him out as much as I should... Too many hours spent at work

>>577987165
I have weekend at bernies, hang on.

>>577986671
The AK might be auto, but no way to tell from that picture, and the PPSH might be full auto as well, but again no way to tell. I still define "assault rifle" as the AR series, but if you want to define it that way that's fine too.

>>577987275
Ty for the input /k/ommando, duly noted.

Although I do think in this particular setting the AK-47 will suffice.

>>577987616
wtf is a leo?

>>577987764
The win is imminent I can feel it

Also
>I own a Doberman Pinscher
>But I am OP so not posting her

>>577987789
ak-47 was one of the worlds first mass produced assault rifles
the anon just posted an ak. a shitty ugly stock bulgarian ak at that
>>577987812
leo=law enforcement officer

I can't believe we got a waifu pillow and a snake with a hat, but no English flag.

>>577987759
Mine didn't want to sit still on time stamp, good call making yours the actual hat

>>577987795
Should also note that by the pictures put up so far there is no way to tell if they're fully automatic, which by some people's standards is a necessary component of being a real assault rifle.

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>>577987165
>>577987764
Weekend at Bernies

>>577988119
it is. the rifle posted is just that, a rifle.
does not qualify as assault or it would be illegal for it to own.

>>577988193
On vhs to break internet

>>577987165
mfw being a brit fag without the union jack

>>577988062
At least we can both agree it is ugly.
I was going to post my Colt M16 if that picture wan't accepted.

>>577988193
Is the movie good?

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Here

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>>577988193
>>577988193
Just two left guise, will /b/ or OP take home this win?

>>577986156
Dude your snakes a real bro Yu better give him an extra treat or something tonight

>>577988612
Confirmed baddass

>>577988587
first one is clever and funny overall and doesn't take itself too seriously.

second one is less funny overall, but has a few hilarious jokes.

>>577988342
That depends entirely on the state or country they live in. I live in Montana and full auto weapons are perfectly legal to own. You still need a class 3 license to sell, and some are dealer only weapons, but I can absolutely go out and buy a full automatic rifle if I want

>>577988342
Actually there are civilian legal AKs. Check your NFA knowledge mate.... Civilian legal full autos are just expensive and somewhat rare

Love how everyone is still talking about the rifle, who cares OP picked it's done

>>577988612
Well now, this should solidify any doubt for this round of /b/ingo
>Saved for the honorable mentions
>Ty anon

>>577988851
Aint got tits, gotta contribute how we can right?

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Is miniature Pinscher OK?

>>577989057
Well, at least they are keeping the thread alive.

>>577988612
As awesome as that is... still only semi auto, looks like a Smith and Wesson M&P Hunter? I can't make out the logo with my bad eyesight

>>577989185
Miniature Pinscher is still a Pinscher.

>>577989185
I forgot the timestamp but reverse search it or some shiz, it's mine

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>>577988654
let kazakanon save the day, fucking europoors and americunts, asiafag is the best apple support telephone operator. here is your fucking 1st world dickhole flag

>>577989231
I suppose, also mini should count timestamp

>>577989185
>>577989521
We have won /b/rothers!
We have won!

Hm.... 3am here, eventually going to sleep.
Good luck guys. I trust you're going to make it ;-)

>>577989185
I shall not count this! We need a full fledged & grown Doberman Pinscher for this!
>Nightmare edition

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>>577989521
>asiafag is the best apple support telephone operator

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>>577989390
Check again... M&P isn't belt capable

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Enjoy

>>577973161
dude crocs are great, how can anyone hate on crocs? they feel nice.

>>577989792
Let's then wait for this one to grow!

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>>577989521

mfw kazakanon is the only one with a british flag

>>577989521
oopah! Shymkent Kazakhstan here but currently live in US

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>>577989521
>>577989521
>asiafag is the best apple support telephone operator

All of my kek's
>This will count because of how wiki defines it
>The term flag is also used to refer to the graphic design employed by a flag, or to its depiction in another medium.

A winrar is you

>>577990151
my extensive weekend employee training course taught me how to use a printer

>>577989185
>>577990378
OP we won already, the dober is there.

No mini dog no mini flag

>>577990378
Does my mini-pinscher count?

>>577990087
>>577989874
Ares-16? You don't see too many of those around.

>>577990494
>>577990627
see
>>577989792


>Let the nightmare continue

>>577979329
that's a bollard

If that counts as a flag than mini should count as well

>>577990684
got lucky. parts are a bitch though