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Turns out it's way harder to strangle someone to death than

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Turns out it's way harder to strangle someone to death than it looks on the movies
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>>577948359
too soon
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>>577948359
What an actress.
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Ebaums did it
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>>577948359
you're telling me....
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>>577948359
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>>577948491
does that site even still exist?
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>>577948359
she looks too alive to be dead
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>>577948359
Shit! I know that girl hahah
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does anyone have the originals?
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We should pay his bail.
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>>577948359
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>>577948692
No you don't, faggot.
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Stop
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"4Chin, wat have you done!!1!?"

www.realnewsusa.com
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>>577948359
You did it wrong OP, she's supposed to be naked like the picture!
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Why would you do that
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>>577948359
Its easier if you get the tits out.
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>>577948359
nice try
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>>577948896
Ok, whatever you say buddy.
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>>577948359
niggers look the filename
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>>577948671
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Yeah no that bitch is definitely still alive
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>>577948359
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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fucking horrible. How could you already start poking fun at that situation?!
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>>577949106
Yep, Too bad she doesn't go to school and is 34.
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>>577949374
Omg grow some balls
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Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577948359
lol
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Does anyone have the Radio Head album shoop witht he real chick in it? So fucking funny I almost lost my shit
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why the fuck isn't she naked
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>>577949379
When did I say anything about school?
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>>577949616
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>>577949379
And, she is not 34 dumb fuck.
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>>577948886

Smallest teeth ever
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9/11
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>>577949779

Whatever Spider, you ain't even a bro.
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>>577949353
>>577949537
PASTA POSTING FAGGOTS
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>>577949353
Are you so unbelievably short sighted that you didn't see that happening eventually? Come on man, get off your ass and go outside. Get some fucking persepective in your life.
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>>577949779
spider, spinning a web of lies!
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>>577949779
She might just be, you eight legged deceiver.
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>>577948874
this
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>>577949353
I have seen this exact post yesterday... I have a feeling that you might be a Jew trying to leave this comment so the mainstream media catch wind of it.

>for our entertainment....

Mainstream media will read your comment and then plaster it all over saying that the murder was for entertainment purposes.

You are the true undercover Jew with your false flag post, that is just a copy and paste from the other I have seen.
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Karma is going to bite you in the ass. You're such a cunt.
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>>577948874
THIS!
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>>577948359
lol
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>>577949616
/thread
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>>577948874
>>577950124
Someone make a way for us to donate. Im to stupid and to much of a fag to do it.
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>>577948874
fundit.jpeg
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>>577949952
>for our entertainment....
but, thats why he did it.
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>>577949952
>>577949537

Exactly, he killed someone and posted it here. Not killed for our entertainment.
Pictures of murdered people appear on various site, this one being probably more special since the murderer uploaded it. But nowhere it says we commanded him to or that he did it for us.

Faggot.
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>>577949779
nice try arachnid
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>>577948874

this
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is this real
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What happened to the real murderer btw? I hope he didnt got shot or something like that.
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>>577948874
im in, do it
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>>577950662
Yes. And now your computer is a crime scene.
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>>577949374
get out
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>>577950778
ya but shes not all puffy and weird like the last chick
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>>577950681
No he is very much in custody and under suicide watch.

A lot of neckbeards think you can buck the system but he will very much be an example to anyone who thinks they can get away with shit like this.
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>>577948896
I know u. We go to same schools
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>>577949569
What a fucking scumbag. And he leaves her young son to find the body, that kid is going to be scarred for life, poor guy.
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Too soon.
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Nice try.
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Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577951364
...it really wasn't though
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too soon
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>>577948359
is this becoming a new meme?
pls stop
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>>577950485
/THREAD
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1/10 for getting the pose right, but shit at least do it nude and put some dead makeup on.
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>>577948874
yes!
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>>577951383
>>577949537
>>577949353

Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.

Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking dickhead. Imagine walking in and finding your mother dead, the women who cared for you and loved you. Or maybe not, since your family probably fucking hate you, deluded reject neckbeard. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot with a non-existant social life. The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board. I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby cheeto-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. End your life right now, you fucking lardass social reject.

Fuck you.
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>>577951383
why are you spamming this
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>>577948874

Why? He didn't deliver, therefor he's a faggot and we should treat him as such.
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I'm pretty sure you are going to get a visit from the feds for making threads like this
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That bitch be alivs
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>>577951475
It has replaced the fucking banana so im happy.
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>>577948874
kickstarter now
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>>577948874
This
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>>577950485
too soon
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>>577950326
wow
haven't seen those guys in a long while..
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Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577948874
>>577949550
>>577949569
>>577950302

Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.

Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking dickhead. Imagine walking in and finding your mother dead, the women who cared for you and loved you. Or maybe not, since your family probably fucking hate you, deluded reject neckbeard. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot with a non-existant social life. The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board. I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby cheeto-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. End your life right now, you fucking lardass social reject.

Fuck you.
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>>577951570
this pasta... Heaven just leave; faggot.
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>>577951117
Thanks anon
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>>577949353
>Who is this 4chan?

I think we are safe
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>>577948874
winrar
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>>577948874

$2million?
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>>577951630
someone/multiple someones have been doing it since Tuesday. some old fucking b8. not even good, but of course all the fappening newfags take all b8 all the time. same goes for dick, I suppose.
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Clean up your fucking bathroom you slob, clothes laying on the nasty floor and mold growing in the shower, instead of being an idiot and posting this sort of shit how about you use your time better and keep up with your responsibilities
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>>577948874
>>577949949
>>577950124
>>577950302
>>577950326
>>577950707
>>577951569
>>577951697
>>577951828
>>577952017

>implying bail will be granted
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>>577948874

im in
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>>577949779
nigs make like a spider, and bite me
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>>577948874
no way he makes bail
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>>577949779
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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>>577951917
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>>577948359
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>>577948485

It's never too soon
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>>577948359
how about getting in this girl's panties? how hard will that be?
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>>577948359

10/10

Copycat killer on the lose
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>>577948485
Na dog, you just a pussy bitch
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>>577949779
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFuUaCe8eY
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>>577948359
>>577948573
Top kek!
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r8 my b8 guys
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>>577953059
kek/10
saved
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>>577951917
Nice pasta
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>>577950485
kek
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http://www.gofundme.com/gvyqtk kek
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>>577952518
Top Kek
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>>577953062
9/8
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>>577953371
IS NOT PASTA IS ORIGINAL COMMENT
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>>577948359
We are going down for this.
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Do you realize the media thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream shitstorm and feminist faggots get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you jews have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577950681
He promised an hero. Didn't deliver.
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OP will surely deliver.

Let's just wait.
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>>577948359

Do you realize the media thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream shitstorm and feminist faggots get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you jews have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577953572
Yeah, ok.
LOL!
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>>577953676

>homocide

He killed a fag?
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>>577953062
Save that for a drunk / passed out girls thread
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>>577953681
Do you rea-I AM A FAGGOT--lize the media-I AM A FAGGOT-- tha-I AM A FAGGOT--ts going to ra-I AM A FAGGOT--in down on this website once the ma-I AM A FAGGOT--instrea-I AM A FAGGOT--m shitstorm and fe-RAPE ME--minist faggots ge-RAPE ME--t winds that some-RAPE ME-- anon murde-RAPE ME--re-RAPE ME--d this chick for our e-RAPE ME--nte-RAPE ME--rtainme-RAPE ME--nt, you je-RAPE ME--ws have-RAPE ME-- officially fucke-RAPE ME--d this we-RAPE ME--bsite-RAPE ME-- for good, FUCK
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>>577948692
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>>577951637
Well if he did deliver, wouldn't be much point in paying bail.
Agreed on the faggot.
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>>577951919
Maybe someday when you eventually have your bar mitzvah, you'll realise that you're a fucking goy. Imagine walking in and finding your shekels missing, the shekels who cared for you and loved you. Or maybe not, since your finances probably fucking hate you, deluded reject goy. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a GOY basement dwelling anti-semite with a non-existant bank account. The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting rascist comments on an anonymous fucking image board. I can almost picture a weak holocaust grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless anti semitism, you penniless goy. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably great priced walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford my interest, or maybe you're too anti semitic to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby hebrew blood stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained swastika mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. End your life right now, you fucking Nazi rascist bigot
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>>577949569
So this is what I missed.
Man, looking at this, 4chan is fucking doomed.
The Feminist takeover of 4chan will be complete.
See you guys, it was good while it lasted
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>>577948874
Why do that when he would probably just try to turn himself in again.
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>>577949131

Fuck the filename, who the fuck puts stickers on their toilet?
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>>577949353
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>>577953062
moar
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>>577954132
that's a terrible attempt at subliminal messaging.
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Alright so an anon killed a chick and posted on /b/.
Anything else I dont know? Like fucking everything. Come on please fill me in on this.
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>>577951383
Who finds a killing funny? Damit anon RIP 4chin
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>>577951917
he mad
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>>577949353
>>577949537
>>577951383
>>577951570
>>577951894
>>577951917
>>577953681
>>577954015
>>577954132
>>577954213
WTF IS WITH ALL THIS PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>577953676
>>577954081
Oh he was the mastermind.
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>>577948359
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>>577953431
>http://www.gofundme.com/gvyqtk

I'm going to post this in every thread I enter
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>>577949537
>implying 4chan wasn't fucked over by feminists already
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>>577948874
Fucking this!
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>>577954669
Moot isn't as active on the site as he used to be
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>>577953062
I have that same comforter set on my bed
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why did vanilla ice make kill?
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>>577954861
Just relized the amount of copy annons there are going to be because of this
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>>577951917
the shit are you talking about. at worst saying this in public would get you shunned. no one is going to beat you up or kill you for it because any faggot that gets upset by it is too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

maybe this place isn't for you.
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>>577954280
are you here, like, since Monday or what?
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>>577951917
listen fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally fuck your own face! I don't know what kind of tumbler bullshit you're trying to pull here, but /b/, faggot, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched-earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I will fuck you up!
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I'm creasing at this thread and idk why. It's just so funneh.
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>>577954609
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>>577951309
Read his dad found him just standing there rubbin a chub
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>>577955016
/b/ is going to be sold and made into a paysite.
This isn't news.
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>>577954213
Maybe someday when you eventually have your wasabi, you'll realise that you're a fucking white piggu. Imagine walking in and finding your katana missing, the katan who was folded 1 million times for you and loved you. Or maybe not, since your filthy piggu short swords probably fucking hate you, deluded reject gweilo. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a WHIE DEVIL basement dwelling non-imperialist with a non-existant emperor. The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting insulting anti-emperor comments on an anonymous fucking image board. I can almost picture a dishonorable grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless liberalism, you penniless gweilo. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably imperial Japanese made walmart desktop because you're too uncivilised piggu to afford our toshibas, or maybe you're too dishonorable to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby american piggu fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained Chinese made mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. End your life right now, you fucking dishnorable gweilo
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>>577954861
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>577948874
Ill invest
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>>577953062
Should have bitten her nipples off
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who puts stickers on a toilet
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>>577949569
Why did he kill her anyway?
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>>577955016
he is too busy being dick right now
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>>577949882
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>>577956320
...for the lulz. he's a fucking attention whore.
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>>577954669
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>>577951569
These always makes me laughs, is there a sub reddit for those?
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>>577956690

>asks /b/ for a sub reddit
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>>577956649

To be fair, moot was the first newfag on this site.
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>>577957002
we are all newfags /b/ro
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gf passed out, wut do?
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>>577956482
Oh yeah, quoting a guy that locked himself in an oven, then hallucinated from heat stroke and lack of oxygen....
An idiot calling people idiots
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>>577957308
360 and walk the dinosaur away
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>>577948874
YES
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>>577956690
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>>577954609
TOP LEL
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>>577948359
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
>>
>>577957308
Do you realize the media thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream shitstorm and feminist faggots get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you jews have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
>>
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Everyone of these threads are nothing but pasta
>mfw
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>>577948359
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>>577958002
Do you realize the media thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream shitstorm and feminist faggots get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you jews have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577953676
Yep, because clearly the owner of 4chan lives just down the block... and his servers are hosted there too. That's why all the pedo porn that gets posted here hasn't landed him in jail yet. But just to up the anti, he decided to hire some guy to murder some random woman in Washington State. Heck, why not. ... Or maybe it was Gone Girl style and she's really still alive? (complete smart ass mode) I doubt seriously that the owner of 4chan had anything to do with it. If anything he should be commended for having a site that aided the police in catching the dickweed that did murder her.
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Guys I found the real dark net and I'm scared now. http://darknetfiles.com
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>>577948359
Nig
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>>577958340

You are a dick.

1. You used anti instead of ante
2. You spoiled Gone Girl.

Fuck you, twatnose.
>>
Do you realize the media thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream shitstorm and feminist faggots get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you jews have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577957308
s4S in id
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>>577953062
Your b8 is gr8. From my fisherman expertise, I reckon you could hook a 90kg SJW trout in under 30 seconds.
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>>577948359
kek
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>>577948359
Also the face isn't distressed enough and there are no skin samples or bruises the eyes haven't sunken in. You're pretty tho.
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>>577953676
nothing of value would be lost.
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>>577955639
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>>577948359
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>>577949779
I don't believe a word of that you arachnid bastard!
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>>577951917
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>>577954609

Oh fuck, I kek'd unwillingly.
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>>577948359
Goddammit OP!... This is why I keep coming back.
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>>577953572
This fag
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>>577955726
Gotta cough up your tenbux.
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>>577958251
>>577958706
>>577959146
STOP THE PASTA
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>>577948359
You're telling me...
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/4chan-murder-suspect-david-kalac-surrenders-police-n241806
lel 4chan murderer
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>>577955990
Youre trained in gorilla warfare? Meaning you fight gorillas?
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>>577958859
those are not indicators of someone being strangled retard.

Try "her eyes would be closed" on for size.
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>>577948874
KICKSTARTER GOGOGOGOG
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>>577953431
>http://www.gofundme.com/gvyqtk kek
Lol.
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>>577959627
*disarms you*
ha nerd
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>>577948573
lost...

why does all the funny shit not happen in the funny threads.
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>>577948874
This.
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>>577948485
i understand you man
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This guy is a murderer
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>>577948874
Top Kek, plz do
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Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577957927
This site sucks anyway.
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>>577948359
cut off her tits!
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>>577948573
top kek
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>>577952518
wow, thought it was real at first, 10/10
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>>577960848
Your mom is a real 10/10
Just saying
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>>577960423
story?
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>>577948874
totally in
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>>577953062
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I’m sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don’t mean to defl8 your hopes, but its hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, I’m sure you can rel8. We can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the Nile’s str8s. We’ll be the captains of b8, 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we’ll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 won’t be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won’t defl8. We’ll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it’s past it’s maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8.
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>>577958002
Everyone of these threads are nothing but pasta
>mfw
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>>577961462
seewhatyoufuckingdidthere.tiff

captcha illnews sales
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>>577950485
magnificent
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>>577951506
okay, what's the deal with the first chick? I missed it..

>inb4 lurk moar
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>>577961462
>mfw
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>>577948359
lol so obvious fake
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Do you refry the surströmming thats rammed down my japseye once the martian mons pubis and menstruating jawas get wrenched from the anus of mudkips dog dick our mastabatement your faggots wistfully wanking in cum drenched vestments for good, FUCK
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>>577948359
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
>>
>>577948359
Who puts bumper stickers on the toilet she deserved this
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>>577953830
OP never delivers
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>>577962068
>>577962092
>>577961443
You're triggering me
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>>577961443
i have to admit that ive lol´d...who comes up with this shit?
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>>577948874
I'd be down.
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>>577962092
>>577961443
>>577957927
>>577957842
>>577955990
>>577955734
>>577954213
>>577951917
Why /b/?
Why?
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People know that they found dead cat with semen on it, on the scene...
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>>577948692
She goes to my high school!!
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>http://www.reddit com/r/4chan/comments/2lbl76/anon_murders_someone/

whats reddit
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>>577956649
I didn't see that.
Kek!
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>>577951917
Let's see now:
>edgy
>faggot
>your family probably fucking hate you
>NEET
>basement dwelling
>permavirgin
>autistic
>poor
>socially inept
>chubby
>cheeto-stained fingers
>pissy, cum-stained mattress
>lardass
>social reject

You forgot shitlord, misogynist, euphoric and check ur privledge
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>>577955313
i get this reference
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>>577949569
and that was the day, OP delivered.
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Congratu-fucking-lations! You're officially weaker than Robin Williams. muthafucka strangled his own ass to death!
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>>577962420
Sometimes op delivers
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>>577963683
I hate Cruise, but he was pretty awesome in that movie.
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>>577964325
fuck you dave she had a SON!
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Thank you motherfucking Dave
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>>577950485

MEIN NIGGAH
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>>577948359
thank you mr skeltal
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Yeah it is. But you just gotta tie the bitch's hands and then you can watch her dance while you slowly choke the life out of her. You can even take a break if you get tired, let her take a breath or two, then resume the fun :)
>>
>>
>>
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>>577951917
moral faggin it up
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>>577948359
CATCH THE REAL KILLER
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>>577948359

xray
>>
>>
>>577965576
>>577965691
these two images are really wtf.
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>>577948874
Today's top story:
Guy strangles his gf and post pictures online with the anonymous hacker named 4chan. The individual surrendered without incident and was then released after his bail was paid by the 4chan hacker.

Clearly this hacker supports domestic violence and murder.
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Real OP was a faggot and didn't deliver.
>>
>>
>>
Do you realize this chick have officially fucked you jews on this website once the mainstream faggots get winds that some anon murdered feminist thats going to rain down shitstorm for our entertainment this website the media for good, FUCK
>>
>>577948874
I got 5 on it
>>
>>
damn it i wanna see the news now telling me about this horrifying murder and the reaction of /b/
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>>577966363
This 4 Chan guy must be some kind of domestic terrorist.
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lol but seriously if the nigger didn't kill the bitch then he wouldn't have been an hero and we wouldn't have gotten nudes
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>>577950485
Man, 4chan has ALL the best memes.
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>>577951383

To all you dumb fucks, remember the last 12 times similar things happened. Nothing will change. This isn't even as bad as the mall shootings, missing girl or freezerguy.
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>>577966402
Yeah, he was supposed to suicide by cop.
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>>577966867
I know remember that site that the guy posted the pictures the girl whos head he chopped off and how it went titsu..oh wait..it's still around.
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>>577950485
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>>577967078
If I ever cut someone's head off I'm going to put it in weird places and dress it up n shit. Love the aviators lol
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>>577948692
fuuuuck you, you dont know her. in fact you dont even know your face from your ass hole faggot.
>>
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>>577949374
Fuck off sjw. No one is hurting anyone here, it's just plain fun. So, fuck off, fag
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>>577954091
Kek
>>
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>>577953676
lol moot in court again
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>>577950485
Man that's the dankest meme I've seen in a while!
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who said donkey punch?
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>>577967023
Fuck off you gay Dr. Who fag
>>
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>>577949353
>>577949537
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
>>
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>>577953062
mfw i have that same comforter and pillow top set
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>>577967656
>So, Mr. Poole, can you explain to the court the significance of the phrase "OP didn't deliver"
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>>577948874
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>>577953431
already down?
>jewsdidthis.png
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>>577959738
nice b8 faggot
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NORTH AMERICAN SCUM
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>>577968129
SOON DANIEL-SAN
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>>577967351
>>577967906
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>>577954609
>not Rush of Blood to the Head
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>>577968012
kek
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>>577958967
Can't wait for mootmom to be our new overlord
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>>577968269
...you do know this isn't the FIRST time some murdering psychopath has killed someone and posted about it on the internet, right? Here, reddit, all over the fucking place.
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>>577948573
his facial hair is a penis
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>>577948874
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>>577967063
>>577949001 see..
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>>577953676
Sauce or this is fake
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>>577948359
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
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>>577964001
OP didn't deliver. He showed what he did, ended up not becoming an hero, and didn't even give a timestamp.
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>>577951997
he's just a system administrator
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