/b/ ITT: stories that make you fear ordinary objects.
Imagine that, if the oxygen is actually a hallucinogenic substance and everything we see isn't real. Reality is when we black out, when not breathing.
that had to be a huge fat guy in that pic, so when the chair broke he couldnt break his fall or change his balance whatsoever, then that immense weight came straight down and remained on the jagged base of the chair
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Or get this mousepad to avoid death you fucking faggots.
I got splinters on multiple occassions from wood and scrap metal.
I can't touch plywood or metal things without being conscious about it.
Bought this motherfucker with headrest, life is good.
>fear ordinary objects
One time the condom broke
I got scared
Now I no longer use condoms, because I'm afraid of them
You know it's Japanese if they have characters that look pretty easy to write combined with complicated characters.
You know it's Chinese if it's all complicated symbols.
One time, I saw a hole in the floor
I got scared
Now I no longer use floors,
because I'm afraid of them
get off my /ブ/ faggot
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>calling it a chair
being this unillustrated
Use gloves. Most any construction area or workshop has something you can use. There's even cheapy $2 ones at Home Depot that are meant for handling plywood. Don't stop creating things Anon...
'Press the point method
Spontaneous position, the distribution of the median nerve and palmar artery, massage here can be a good middle relief nervous fatigue , and rash blood vessels. The acupoint three stripes in the middle of the wrist, palm longus and flexor muscle distribution here, good relaxing massage where you can palm muscles. '
Its a massage to relieve cramping and to prevent 'mouse hand' , some condition from overuse of a computer mouse
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>that had to be a huge fat guy in that pic, so when the chair broke he couldnt break his fall or change his balance whatsoever, then that immense weight came straight down and remained on the jagged base of the chair
The gas cylinder exploded, firing a piece of metal into the man's torso, killing him as he sat
Something similar has happened to me. I was cutting open some toy for my nieces, and i had scissors facing my hand. The plastic broke, and one of the blades shot right into my hand. Not to that degree, though
DON'T DO IT
THIS WILL CREATE SMALL AIR BUBBLES IN YOUR CAPILLARIES, WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY COALESCE IN YOUR HEART AND CAUSE CARDIAC ARREST.
YOU CAN SURVIVE ONE ATTEMPT, BUT THEY EXPECT YOU TO KEEP DOING IT BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS IMMEDIATELY. IT WILL BE AN HOUR OR SO BEFORE YOU GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST, SO IF YOU'VE DONE IT REPEATEDLY, GET TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL
When I was a kid I was learning how to cook and my mother showed me how to fry. I was making a stir-fry one night and thought the vegetables looked a little dry, so I added some water without realizing it would FUCKING EXPLODE. I suffered a few burns from the oil, but thankfully no scarring
>I have an irrational fear of hot oil
>I work as a manager at a Long John Silver's and utterly hate my life
the funny thing is that this isn't the first time it happened, and the other stories are in china as well
No, I know what it means. Working with huge fryers full of oil on a daily basis definitely keeps me on my toes, but logically, I understand that everyone I work with takes the proper safety precautions, and it's perfectly safe to be around.
That being said, I don't fucking fry unless I absolutely have to.
Did this, 1 hour later, ambulance came drove me and helped me. Then they gave me a paper to approve that I'm sick even though my hand is okay now. No work for me tomorrow kek thanks anon
Friend was walking in his kitchen and accidentally kicked the edge of the island. It knocked off the bottom trimming and the nail holding it in place went deep into his toe, he needed to have two toes amputated
Thats why i be like "fuck apples"
How fat was that guy?
How the fuck do you break an office chair?
I found a really nice office chair on the curb for trash that looked like a fatty broke it. I took it home and fixed it with parts of my shitty chair.
Never sit down in china, all their chairs are exploding.
What kind of sorcery is this?
How did they manage to push the razor thru the apple without getting any apple-parts on the razorblade or ruining the apple!? I mean, it's almost the same width as the apple.