ITT: Getting Beta'd stories
>this girl texts me saying shes hungry, and to bring her food (jokingly)
>decide as a joke to show up at her house with food
>show up at her house with 2x expensive Chick fila combos for us to eat
>shes sitting out there with a handsome guy, immediately feel stomach sink, too late now
>walk over with 2 combos, tell them that i got them food
>hear girl bust out laughing as i close door
what are you supposed to do in that situasion?
Would it work to get angry and ask here why the hell she asked you to bring food over? or would that just make you look even more stupid?
Can anyone think of a great comeback in that setting?
Some girl told me she was hungry once so I took her out instead of taking food to her. Come on man... I understand you're trying to be nice but you have to confirm before you go ahead and do that. I'm assuming you didn't even bother to ask what she wanted...
You basically did it by yourself. No point in blaming her. There are no comebacks. You fucked up the second you said it was food for them.... Best thing to do here is consider it a lost cause and just never talk to her again...
That chick is trash, dude. She's a fuck-and-flip at best, not gf material.
>> 2x expensive Chick fila combos
Is15 dollars, like, a lot of money to poor people these days or something?...
You deserved that.
>implying you would have dropped her panties with chik fil a in the first place
Also. You said "as a joke" I mean you set yourself up for failure. What were you going to do? Laugh at her when she finished eating? What were you trying to get at? What were your goals... If you saw a guy in there why even bother. You could've easily said you were on your way to your friends place to take him some food and were wondering if shed like to come with. Like. There's so many possibilities. I am the cheapest person ever when it comes to buying others food. I will buy myself a 50$ steak and cringe at the thought of spending 7$ in someone else. I would NEVER, no matter how good the pussy is, I would NEVER just take some girl an "expensive" meal as a joke.
>walking around convenience store
>see hot chick bending over in booty shorts
>can't take my eyes off dat ass
>see momma bear in my peripheral, she's staring right at me
>hot chick turns out to be some 13-14 year old
>embarrassed as fuck, 180* degree insta walk to reduce momma bear aggro
>friend sees what's happening, taunts her off me
>slide on floor all the way out of wal mart
> at festival during Halloween weekend
> face paint and rolling hard on molly first time
> seeing dj I came for and peaking on molls
> bitches be tryna grind on my dick and I just stood and kinda danced with myself still while being grinded on
> other girl comes later and rubs herself on me, I don't react, as if she wasn't there
> aftet about 5 mins she flips her hair in my face and leaves
Tfw still beta while floored on molly.
Still hate myself
yeah i thought so. I stil feel that is should be a way to get out wit the honor somewhat saved.. but its going to be hard. Considering he just showed up with food.
I would think he fucked up when he didnt confirm he should actualy bring the food. like showing up without here knowing.
But if you where in that situation what would you do befir you said it was for the two of them?
I dont know it might be just my luck
>meet former college classmate
>ask her out to the movies
>looks happy about the idea
>day before I call her to confirm
>says she can't make it
>ask when will she be able to make it
>says never coz shes super busy with work
>girls asks me to brings her food (joking of course lol xD I'm way too alpha to do that)
>I immediately rush out to a cheap fast food restaurant and buy the most expensive thing on the menu ($4.99+ tax)
>i get there and she's banging a male model
>I give them the food like HAHA I brought you food :)
>she's like maybe you should suck this guy's dick lol just as a joke you know ;)
>mfw I do LOL
>what are you supposed to do in that situasion?
not get yourself into something like that.
>Would it work to get angry and ask here why the hell she asked you to bring food over? or would that just make you look even more stupid?
nope looking bitter/angry doesn't work ever
>Can anyone think of a great comeback in that setting?
only if you were fucking her neighbor who is hotter than the girl that you burned yourself with.
>Best thing to do here is consider it a lost cause and just never talk to her again...
Pretty much this. If you somehow became the next hugh heifner playboy billionair, it would probably still be hard to get with her after what you did
>hit up old flame (we almost fucked four years ago but i pussed out)
>go over to her house, sit, chill, down some painkillers, watch some netflix, real nice
>changes in front of me
>couldn't help but stare
>later she says she didn't mean to
>i don't really care but slight flirtation resumes
>invite her over to my place
>chill, watch movies, go into room, both of us draw for a bit
>all nervous-like, ask if i can kiss her
>she says of course
>make out for a bit
>give her a massage
>start kissing up her thighs but can tell she wasn't feeling it
>take her home, thinking a nice step was made
>proceeds to remind me that this was nothing
>i agree and am glad for that, figured it's just a fuckbuddy thing
>stops talking to me completely
I don't even know what the fuck that was. Is that getting beta'd?
Are you a fucking sociopath, i hope none of you people actually have the chance to carry out these strange fucking things you are suggesting. Weird as fuck dude, wierd as fuck...
>halloween many years ago
>with friends egging shit, being fucking assholes (not bragging, i cringe at the shit i used to do)
>meet up with some girls
>one girl is already drunk
>starts randomly kissing my friends (no tongue, just a peck)
>gets to me, looks at me, walks past me, kisses dude next to me
Only one of my friends noticed it. He snickered, but he was merciful and didn't make it a thing.
Out of the 7 of us, I was the 3rd or 4th best looking. I wasn't autistic and puckering up for a smooch or anything. I was on the verge of going full aspie and asking for one, but I thankfully though the better and left it alone.
This still bothers me today. It was just so random; she was kissing literal 3s, but just walked past me. Fucking bitch.
>implying that's not alpha as fuck
Who gives a fuck about some dirty fanny when you have a mad trip and sick music
You could have played that off. If you did it with an "lol, why not?" attitude, you could have worked with it and have had a carefree wildcard sort of spin on it that would given you control of the situation.
Imagine, showing up with food:
>"Anon, I was joking."
>I know, but I wasn't busy, so idk, fuck it, why not, right? Hey, whose that dude? What's up, man? You guys wanna hang out?
Walk outside. Peg chipotle at her window. Message her saying ayy lmao
OP... Why are you posting off two IPs. Is one your PC and one your phone? If I was in that situation I'd probably NOT go full aspie and say I bought them both food... I wouldn't even give her the food. Like dude. she's about to hand the poon to some guy and here you are saving him the hassle of having to go out, pick a restaurant, then try to get her back to her place without wondering if the 7$ combo was enough to get that thong off. Like holy fuck. I see you tried, anybody can appreciate that, but she isn't a bro. You dont just do that. I'm sorry but you've established your position as a bank account. She can text you with her needs and you'll show up at the door with a box of condoms that aren't even for you. Think it through next time. Whenever a girl tells me this shit I just laugh and tell her to come over. Even in college where chicks asked me to swipe them in I didn't say "oh sure I'll be right over". Fuck that. she can go to your place. She can pick you up, and you will swipe her into the dining commons or take her out to a FAST FOOD RESTAURANT. Like sheesh dude. I sound like an asshole but what the fuck. I cringed just imagining you handing this dude some fucking food. That's lunch and dinner for you.
Actually I could see this working, you need an adamantium strong frame though.
>Then as you are eating you start playing off jokes about how the other two are so good for each other and bullshit like that (it works in reverse for chicks).
No way that I could pull it off thoguh
How is that a 'fact'... just for future reference, if you ever write *wink wink* in such a cringey fashion again people tend to think you are heavily autistic, also 'joke' as in funny? No.
Oh. Well I did just check her Instagram, which mysteriously turned up to public. She really did have an on-off again boyfriend for 6 years that she recently broke up with. I thought that was a flat out lie.
Well first off if anyone feels horny on molly there not taking molly hahah second off Esctasy is a Paternal feeling if anything most people can have sex on it and the act of doing it the sensation of touching feels good but its not the actual sex thats good.
Look up esctasy on erowid and read about it before you start thinking your beta on esctasy everyone is beta on esctasy cause it makes you feel have feelings for others around you in not a sexual way.
any number of reasons, girls sometimes back down a little at first and then end up helping you undress them, she could had just been nervous at the moment, women can be awkward too
In that case, she was looking for companionship but just couldn't bring herself to commit and feels ashamed. Don't beat her over the head about it. She'll come around, or might not. Don't force it.
And second story
>Meet 18 year old Australian girl online
>Get to know her (She has boyfriend, metalhead, lead guitarist in his band, rich parents, takes her everywhere)
>Eventually gets to the lovey dovey shit despite her being involved with another guy for 3 years.
>Tells me she imagined me fucking her while her boyfriend was
>For some reason I enjoy that.
>Eventually go there alone to stay with them for a week
>Withdraw completely into my shell, no charm, no anything that attracted to her in the first place
>Worst part about the trip was going to the movies with her, her friend, and her boyfriend, who had her arm around her and shit (me and her friend feign sickness)
>leave a wreck
>never talk to her again
But what the fuck was I really supposed to do there?
It was too pathetic to be fake. The fact that his response to her message was to do what she wanted is about as fedora as it comes.
>be 17 really social awkward
>girl messages me on her bday to chill
>we meet up at this beach spot on bikes
>be about 10pm
>get friend to buy us a bottle of watermelon vodka then he leaves
>get drunk with her
>she starts talking about how horny she is and how she hasnt had sex in a while
>keeps bringing it up
>brings it up again
>she eventually says shes got to go home
the messed up part was I was so drunk that I didn't even realize at the time that she was trying to fuck.
Strange OC incoming
>Girl is 6/10 chubby, action limited to making out at a mutual friend's party
>texts me one afternoon seeing what I'm getting into, haven't heard from her in a while so I figure why not, I would love to sauce on those tatertits
>wants to help her grab some stuff at the grocery and then hang at her apartment
>she picks me up from a buddies house and we go to the store
>on the ride she tells me she has to pick up some stuff for her bf
did not know she had a bf fuck me
>beta me is just like whatever I have to ride this out and get out at the best possible time
>at the store I help her pick out all this stupid shit he wants
>I tell her I'm not feeling well and ask if she'd just take me back to my friends
>says thats fine she needs to stop and get gas
>getting gas out of nowhere giant truck rolls up, its her bf, she starts squeeling with joy, must be on lunch break
you must meet him
>yeah okay let me run in and grab a drink
I went in the store and ran out the employee back door and ran a couple blocks and made my friend come and pick me up. I should have gotten out of the car as soon as she told me what the fuck was happening.
The same thing happened to me a few years ago, except I was the guy hanging out with my now gf. We're just laying in bed together and her funky roommate breaks in "Hey femanon I got us some pizzas to eat! oh I didn't know you had company" He was a little disappointed, but he stuck around and offered me pizza and we just talked about shit.
You could have made the situation better by just eating with them. It's a little douchey to invite yourself, but the food makes up for it.
>Be at friends birthday party
>His 8/10 cousin with a nice latina ass is there
Short story about her and I. Friend introduced her to me over skype and we began flirting through text and she once sent me a couple picture of her in her bra and panties
>Shes instantly on my dick and all her attention is on me
>She sits on my lap and all my friends are jealous cause they all wanted her
>We seperate from the group into friends room
>Start making out and feeling that ass
>Asshole friends walk in and cock block
>We both just sit there waiting for them to leave
>She checks her phone, says her mom is asking for her and goes to sit with her instead
a week later she asks me over to her house but i blew her off cause she lives pretty far and i had no car at the time. I couldve gotten some serious action with her /b/
>MFW some of these stories make me kinda sick because I realize people are literally this fucking beta
I can understand being a good looking guy and nice and just going for the wrong girls and making some little mistakes. But jesus some of these are fucking movie-tier "we want you to feel bad" shit.
>Oh yea I gave her and her guy friend the room to the hotel
>SHe would never fuck him lol
>I was out eating by myself
>oh and she says she wants to stay with him I better not questin anything
Ugh. How do such betas exist? Fuck it, these aint betas, you faggots are Omegas or some new level of sad.
Literally experienced this same thing every time I rolled at clubs. This one girl that went to every party I went to would rub her ass on my tiny mdmadick for hours and kill my fucking roll.
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>dated a girl for 3 years
>was 8/10 when we started
>she got a part time job in mcdonalds while she was studying
>her rating slowly went down as her weight increased
>ended up with me going out with a near hambeast
>the beta part is that I continued to go out with her
>dump her a few times over stupid shit
>always end up caving in
>go on holiday together
>fuck some bitch on the first night lel
>she finds out but thinks I was only flirting
>says "its make or break"
>I say "break"
>have to refuse a few nice bitches because I'm a beta faggot who cant dump for shit
broke up with her when we got back tho
I think the most beta part from me was maybe that I just assumed since we made out or something when she was drunk that she was wanting to fuck me. The only explanation I can think of for her doing it is that she wanted me to carry her groceries.
Another Molly story
> be rolling balls at shady underground rave
> after a few hours I feel myself coming down
> buy another pill from shady guy
> Still feel like I'm coming down
> buy another
> 45 mins later my skele-tier body gets blasted
> shaking, serotonin syndrome symptoms
> ask girl I met THAT NIGHT if I can go to her place to calm down and relax
> "Idk my parents are home and probably sleeping by now..."
> Too much Molly, can't interpret social cues
> basically start begging her to let me come over
> she finds some excuse to walk away and leaves the rave
Looking back on it I feel so beta like imagine how uncomfortable that was for her. I barely knew her at all.
Success story time
>Work at chemist
>new girl starts, 9/10 blonde, tall, skinny, great ass, small perky tits.
>Beta the 'fuck out of the first time I speak to her
>"H-h-hi I-i'm anon"
> she giggles and introduces herself
> spend next few months flirting at work, just generally hanging out
>turns out we get along great and like all the same stuff
>find out she has bf; proceed to see if she has attractive friends
>she goes on holidays for a week from work and starts sending me these pictures of the resort on FB
>message her for ages, eventually end up going out to a local bar with her friends and my best mate
> she texts me and tells me to come over her friends house up the road from mine
>predrink there for a few hours
>an hour in friends want to play truth or dare
> sure why the fuck not, go with it
>gets to me, i pick dare
> her friends dare me to kiss her
> WELL OKAY I GUESS, nervous as fuck but just go for it
>end up making out for a good minute
> proceed to make out all night and grind at the bar and in general just have fun
> end up sleeping in her friends hallway with her using couch cushions as pillows after everyone else passes out
Only been 6 months in total but she's amazing
tl;dr just go for it, worst case she rejects you; best case you have fun, nothing to lose
Being too drunk to know what's going on is an acceptable excuse.
> Camping outside a Ren Fair
> Lots of 7/10s looking for action
> About a gallon of mead in my system
> Grill asks to sit on my lap because it's cold
> I couldn't even form words
> tfw friend ends up banging her in his tent while I puke behind mine
>I have the same problem. Anytime I try to break up with a girl, she can just start acting all sad and saying she loves me and I feel bad for her and stay.
you just have to man up. I made sure we stayed broken up by fucking her friend
>be me. fat, socially awkward beta neckbeard.
>Know girl I really like, she isn't interested in me.
>Get over it, meet second girl.
>like second girl, ask her out.
>she's not interested, and tells me.
>Get over it, hang out and play vidya.
>Have no interest in second girl past maybe seeing her naked, since I know she just wants to be friends.
>First girl asks me out. wtf?
>Date her for 3 months, realize she is crazy as shit, and was just jealous that i was spending time with another girl, and not being her pet beta.
>she starts cheating on me.
>Realize that I am a giant ball of fat with no real hope looking better, or self improvement.
>Dump her because I still have self respect.
>Second girl is mad that first girl treated me badly, asks me to go out.
>been together 8 years.
That's my beta story.
I raved maybe twice a month and she was at almost every rave I was at and would grind on my dick until it ended. Only me. She didn't do it the first night I met her, but regardless we barely knew eachother when she did. It's a Molly thing. Eventually we went to a festival and camped together to get to know one another and later started dating but that didn't last long
Pic related. Gives me the feels sometimes. She was so adventurous ;_; my life has been boring without her
Yeah I think I used to be more of an emotional bitch than I am these days, partly thanks to /b/ honestly. I haven't broken up with anyone in a while so maybe I would be able to do it successfully now.
This is how it goes. You never go to a party/festival/anything with the intention to hook up cause women can feel it on you. Just having fun and not caring will attract all of them to you.
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to start off with OP this actually has happened to me before.
And when I went inside, she was in this chad's lap, kissing and shit.
When she noticed me she instantly jumped off, laughed and said "Oh hey Anon, didn't know you were coming so soon! YAY you brought me lunch"
Being the fat smart ass I am I replied with "Nah gurl gotta feed this mammoth (While pointing to my gut) and walked off...... went full beta.
But hey, atleast I had my own 2 triple fillet bondi burgers... Amirite?
>be me, 16
>with girl that's about 7/10 cute af though
>Comes round to my house one day
>Usual shit, kissing and fingering
>eventually decide to man up and go to eat her out (thought girls love that shit)
>tfw she pushes you away and stares at you blankly
>Says she has to leave
>breaks up me an hour later
No idea what went wrong
I dont thnk that getting rejected makes you beta, i mean who cares, rejection is normal, sometimes it works out sometimes it doesn't, but what makes you beta is that you are unable to estimate your position. For example yesterday i was sitting next to some girl in my class, and we dont really know eachother well, we just sometimes smoke a cigarette on breaks and chit chat, so she set next to me and we talked a bit and she asked for my number, now what makes me beta is not knowing if she is interested in anything more, or just wants my number for the i don't know why. Also if I should write to her, or just chill out, the thing is she is way out of my league imo.