What do you get out of this? Do you like feeling less like a man?
Do you realize that the only thing you are feeding off of is the anticipation of cumming, but deep down inside you realize that actually cumming can never live up to your expectations, so you're content to just live in a fantasy world of expectations forever? And that that scenario is a perfect metaphor for your WHOLE LIFE you underachieving waste?
Why are you cock lockers always morbidly obese?
If you took the time to shape your body and life, wouldn't you have lost your other waking hours indulging in an infantile form of sexuality with a fat girlfriend given delusions of power?
stop ending every sentence with an exclamation point and answer the question
>so what do you plan on doing to her? sounds to me like she's taking big black dicks in the mean time but that's just one mans opinion.
this is assuming that her friend will be down to do that. poorly laid plan anon.
>not that I am aware of
she's definitely getting big black cock.
cheating or nonexistent sex drive, either way get that padlock off your dick and get the fuck out of there. do it for your balls. you'll thank me later
>her letting me do anything
jesus christ quit being such a fucking beta. this is obviously not a healthy relationship. find a whore who will let you fuck her ass or find a whore who will fuck your ass, whatever you're into.
>implying all fetishists inherently cum more than one every 8 months.
holy shit you are dense
2/8 got me to reply
Be gay and promise to be their slave.
Though, they're all probably a bit like me and will want to sissify you and make you into my little sissy fuck toy.
webm semi related
>answering a question with a question
this guy was right, you should get into politics if you're not already.
my idea is to get out of the relationship you're in and get into one where you don't have to put a cage on your cock for 8 months just to stick your dick in her ass or fuck her face or suck her toes or whatever the fuck you're into. Nothing you could possibly do to her could make up for 8 fucking months of celibacy
I don't know why finding you so pathetic, is so amusing to me. Thanks for making me Laugh OP
>Implying Women aren't wishy-washy psychopaths that change their minds as often as they change their clothes.
GL OP, but I feel like you'll be getting fucked at the end of this arrangement