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NEW RULES
This is a femanon thread.
We are taking over - DICKS OR GTFO!

In order to post you must be a femanon - no proof necessary.
If you are a guy you can only post and be taken seriously if you show your cock. With a timestamp. ribell
These are my new rules for /b/.
Better start learning them assholes, us femanons won't take your shit anymore.
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>>577773696
Faggot detected
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>>577773696

You know the rules. Tits or GTFO.
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femanon who came up with that some fat dyke
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>>577773696
This isn't tumblr, Post your tits
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>>577773696

idk, just about everyone here is a dick...
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>>577774076
nah
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>>577773696

> my new rules for /b/

silly bitch, tits or gtfo.
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>>577773696
>implying femanons ever post a timestamp
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>>577773696
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>>577773696
>no inb4 tits or gtfo

Tits or gtfo.
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>>577773696
/b/ just gets worse and worse...
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Who wants to suck my flaccid cock?
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How to spot newfags: the thread.
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>>577773696
Ok, so, can we just post abs and hot guys? Maybe we can talk about our menstrual cycle and fitness.
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>>577773696

>rules

if rules were meant to be broken, and you are making rules for this thread, then I think I'll just go ahead and break your rules.
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>implying /b/ gives a fuck about posting dicks
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>>577773696
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>>577775391
>Would suck his dick
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>>577773696

show me your clemen
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>>577775685
What about mine? >>577775114
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>post timestamp
yeah because most women do that in the first place
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>>577773696
get off muh /b/ sluts, only fags allowed!
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>>577773815
Femanon here...I have an inkling this wasn't started by a femanon. Maybe a fag who wants a lot of dick shots to peruse? Maybe someone in search of lels?
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>>577773696
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>>577775685
Who wouldn't?
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Where the fuck are the timestamps you little cunts?
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>We are taking over
No, you're not. The mods can be majority SJW but that won't change /b/'s majority population in the slightest.
>DICKS OR GTFO!
We have dick threads daily, you tard.
>In order to post you must be a femanon - no proof necessary
First off, this is retarded. Secondly, we don't even enforce that you be a male when posting, only that you remain anonymous. Calling yourself a femanon is calling attention to yourself, & the only girls on /b/ asking for attention are camwhores. So you want everyone to know you have tits? Fine then, go ahead & show them that you're nothing but an attention whore or just remain anonymous like everyone else.

Nice bait, made me reply with an argument/10
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>>577773696
>be biologically male
>be asexual
>no one can completely contemplate that I need women for absolutely nothing
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>>577773696
k den
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But why do we ask for dicks? I don't enjoy them.
I want to see abs.
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>>577775114
you could of flushed
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>>577773696
>implying OP is femanon
>implying OP is not a faggot
>implying anon gender is relevant
>implying implying
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i bet you're so fucking wet right now
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>>577773696
>Asking for dicks or GTFO
>Plenty of dick rate threads everyday to fullfill their dessire
>Asking for more dicks than they can handle
>Ops a fag thereĀ“s no women on internet
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mfw still no timestamps
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>>577773696
Tits or gtfo, slut
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Make me a sandwich
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>>577776189
Bingo.
real femanons either don't care about dick pics or know they can get it from pretty much any of their contacts with just one question.
It's not like getting dick pics is an achievement for you, like tit pics is for us.
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>>577776657
You could have learned proper grammar in primary school.
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6/10 troll. stay classy /b/
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Fucking newdykes.
Tits or gtfo only applies to females looking for attention. You think you deserve to see dick without putting up with any shit.
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>>577777963
Yes.
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>>577777318
Right?
Also no woman actually wants dick pics.
I have never met a woman who liked them or enjoyed them. Generally if we ask for dick pics it's because we want to laugh at them. Sad but true fact.

>giggles
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>>577773696
If i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.

In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules. There are no girls on the Internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

>everyone wake the fuck up
>understand the rationale behind this integral component of /b/'s philosophy
>LURK MOAR FAGGOTS
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>>577778241
I like to take pictures of my dick, then laugh at it.

Then eat chocolate and cry.
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trying to get in better shape. Taking some time
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>>577778679
Now that's just fucking sad dude.
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>>577776823
>>577778679
i'll bet it's not as rubbish as mine though, right?
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>>577778389
tl;dr so post abs.

>>577778769
Post moar ;^)
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I'm a femanon. I rarely identify myself as such. I've been here for years, and this is what I've noted over the time from my experience.

> Most citizens of /b/ are young, angry, and socially unaccepted
> Because of these factors, you have a greater percentage of men who have had shitty relationships
> /b/ is their comfort and support but also their outlet, it's a great place to bitch about women ruining their lives because there is an excess of men in the same position
> /b/ wants women to show their tits because they get extra fap material while asserting dominance over the minority female population in a way that isn't socially acceptable outside of this community

There is actually a lot of girls on /b/ but most of us allow you to think we're male so we don't have to deal with your superior autism.
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OP is a faggot fishing for cock picks
your new rules will never catch on
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>>577779138
so...you have a computer in the kitchen ? Neat!

Can you make me a sandwich while you're there ?
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>>577778823
I'll be okay if you send me tit pics
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>>577779138
>most of us allow you to think we're male so we don't have to deal with your superior autism
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>>577779115


I'll try to get a variety.
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>mfw this is just going to be a dick thread.
>faggots
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>>577773696
I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously unless I see tits.
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>>577779371
I have absolutely never heard that one before. How thrilling!

>>577778769
You look like you're in fine shape to me.
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this is actually pretty good bait OP, well played.

also, OP is probably a literal fag and wanted to fap to your dicks, gg, heaven out.
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>>577773696
This is bait. I'm going fishing though.

If you don't know why the rules came about, don't try to change them.

There is a smaller percent of women on the internet. They believe they are some sort of special people who deserve something. They don't. People pretend to be women on the net to gain sympathy, goods, services, and things from those unaware. So, in order to stop this, you must prove you're a woman.

Now, tits or gtfo you cunt.
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fffaaaggggggss
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>ribell

Gr8 b8 m80
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>>577779523
Bawww, moar moar moar
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>>577779138
This.

We pretend to be dudes. This robs you of your faux Internet dominance, but we don't give a shit.
You have no power in the real world. And you don't have it on here either.
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>>577773696
nope
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>>577777067
>>577773696

The mod has spoken
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>>577773696
leave it to women to fuck up the meaning of "anonymous"
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>>577779138
> minority female population
Where?
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>>577779138
/b/ also want tit pics because we want to know there are actual women out there sick enough to browse /b/. We also want to know we're not being had by some faggot.
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>>577773696

I need a mistress
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A hot German posted this a while ago... God, fucking gorgeous.
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>>577780187
Source?
He's hot
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>>577776440
this
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