New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.

Why are IDs even back?

go fuq a sheep

I could murder a mince and cheese pie right now.

Maybe I should go down to New World and get a six pack of Irvines.

why are IDs even back?
>>577638327
whats fuq m8?

>>577638789
do it.

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>>577637416
You got the wrong flag.

Our glorious leader says this is our flag now

should change title to "north island thread"

Should change title to 'why are IDs even back?' Thread

More like should change it to "kpop thread".

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>>577639348
NZfag

can you crack on the aussies for my amusement?

you guys dont get along right? what about them ticks you guys off.
i find them to be fun loving drunks, but thats about all they got going lolll 824

why are IDs even back?

>>577637416
Nobody likes New Zealand. Viva la France.

Dunedin's fucking boring

Why do these threads always suck without the regular posters??
It's like you can't get a decent thread going without them...

How many sheep fuckers can we get in here...
Let's go!!!

what are you fucks doing for guy fawkes tonight?

>>577638789
Irvines are fucking golden, full chubby every time

>>577642317
Isn't it tomorrow?

Any noods?

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>>577643054
no

Slow thread

>>577639348
If the blue was replaced with black, and the red replaced with dark blue, that flag would actually be sweet.

Shitty colours right now though.

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Hello, boys!

I have no idea what to say.
All I know is I have no gf
kek

How do I get into k-pop?

Where Tauranga resthome /b/ro from last night?

See you caused a bit of a ruckus down 18th Ave you naughty boy.

>>577645821
You don't.

K-pop gets into you.

Amerifat in Chch for two weeks. Anybody around here?

>>577639637
Yes we all know the South Island doesn't have internets

>>577646086
Not always true. Do you where I can start. What groups to listen to?

>>577638789
Murder is quite the popular word around 4chan today...

>>577646430
Depends, just K-pop or J-pop too?

There's Girls Generation whom, I think, are the ones that really pushed it into the mainstream (forgive me if I'm wrong).

>>577646485
Yeah, what's this about someone on /b/ killing some chick?

How was she dressed?

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>>577644841
I kept the red because >maoris

>>577646653
Just k-pop. I already listened to some girls generation but I want something to hook me in to the genre forever. In short is there any good k-pop songs?

>Be hanging with a pal in Lyall bay
> Stoned as fuck, Like to cook when stoned as better muchies
> talking about the perfect roast dinner and how everyone does it different
> Never cooked roast
> Think FUCK IT
> Mission to pak'n'save
> Bout 10pm
> Laugh and stoner rant about how its cheaper to buy a plant than dried herbs
> Go back to his place with herbs, chicken, lemons and veggies
> Use my weed enhanced tastebuds to make stuffing EPIC MAN!
> Cook chicken listening to Joey Diaz.
> decide good idea to record our stoner rants next time we cook and do podcasts annd shit
>2am Chicken done
> Wake up house mate, also a stoner
> ask if he wants roast and veggies
> Devour the chicken like savages

>>577647061
Hopefully you'll be still here when the Asian loving South African comes on, tonight.

>>577646786

Yea pretty crazy if it turns out to be legit.

Plenty of pics of the thread still floating around

>>577647297
Ummm ok...

>>577646430
Try f(x) - Red Light

>>577647687
Thanks. Will give it a listen.

who /exams/ here? im swottin like a chink

>>577647687
I like it. I think I'll listen to more from this group. Thanks again.

Handed in my last essay for my undergrad arts degree today. Officially finished. Is honours worth it?

>>577646793

I dislike the Maori colours, since they're also Nazi colours and PNG colours. So, fuck that. Black and Dark Red are shit colours for a flag anyway.

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>>577648540

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>>577648540
>Nazi colours

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>>577648540
or

>>577647727
you could see me in the background beyond the niggers if it were higher resolution and not a maymay

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>>577648540
or...
The basic idea of this design is solid but black is certainly our national colour and belongs here somewhere

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I changed my mind, this is the best

>>577648685
This ones cool.

>>5776490Anon, i really really really like this image

>>577649186
Feel free to email it to your local Member of Parliament :^)

>>577649290
they always go on about changing the flag. or becoming a republic... one or the other

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feeling this flag tbh

maori and pakeha penises nestling in perfect racial harmony

kia ora

>>577649463
Let's hongi.. with our dicks.

>>577637416
I've got my last exam of my undergrad degree tomorrow and I'm really unprepared...Only studies 2 out of 4 module but like...I really can't be fucked any more.

I'm pretty sure even if I fail I can still graduate so like, who give a fuck right?

>>577649290
but then the flag would actually change and that's fucking gay.

john key has fucking faggot reasons for wanting to change it anyway
>sometimes people seat me at australia's seat at world events
>its not funny its just annoying
>im a faggot

this is why we shouldn't let asylum seekers into the country, they breed and then fuck with our flag.

>>577649463
shit like this, fucking hell. these things are actually being given the fucking time of day because of this faggot referendum that'll cost millions of dollars to do fucking nothing

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>>577649463
>>577649547

>>577648685
Try dark green bru

>>577648231
No problem man but >>577646086 is kind of right. K-pop is a culture around the people more than any other sort of music. It's a fan culture more than anything.

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palmy's finest

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>>577649853
too African for my taste

>>577649943
Name? School/place of employment? Hobbies?

>>577648954

Yeah, if you think that most people like rugby, let alone most of the new citizens from non-Western countries. Seriously, 40,000 people like rugby enough to fill stadiums on rotating cycles, 100,000 tolerate it, and the rest just stay quiet.

The silver fern doesn't reflect New Zealand at all, and that'll be proven on the referendum day.

>>577646793
Dark blue because old flag was blue and it's colour of ocean.

>>577650207
Massey Uni i think.

I dunno just go on palmerston north babe of the day

>>577650487
Red because it's the colour of strawberry jam and I like jam

>>577650427
The silver fern is associated with more than just rugby my friend. If you ever went outside you might learn that it's also a plant endemic to New Zealand and is associated with many other sporting codes.

>>577650567
Chur

>>577647061
Plenty. What sort of style do you like?

A better idea for a new flag is just a picture of bathroom scales showing a load of over 100kg.

Nation of fatties and all.

>>577650817

Yeah, but that's the thing. It's sport. Most people couldn't give two fucks about sport. Why should those five, no-homo guys in your high school be considered representative of the nation?

There are lots of plants endemic to New Zealand. Why not put a lancewood on the Goddamn flag? Because it's an advertising gimmick.

why are IDs even back?

>>577651136
It originated with the New Zealand Army and is also on the coat of arms. What more can you ask for?

>>577651487
that they don't change the fucking flag? i dunno, doesn't seem to be asking much.

>>577651478
Oh shit IDs are back??

>>577651487

The actual flag of New Zealand. The one people fought under.

>>577651598
Luckily there's going to be a referendum. Unless you're underage b& in which case lolnosay4u

>>577651136
Because the silver fern is what we're known for. It's like the kiwi, there's plenty of native birds but we're known as kiwis, why not call us kakapos?

I'm pretty sure John Key has no real reason for a new flag, he's just a twat with nothing better to do.

I think it could benefit tourism though.

>>577651623
If I had to have an alternative it would be one of the designs in this thread. But I also do not want it changed.

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CATCH ME ON FIRE

>>577651747
yeah, but i don't fucking trust the rest of the retards in the country to not vote for some retarded faggot shit.

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lmao he mad

>>577651791
That and you look like a bunch of mamas boys with the union Jack.

>>577639348
I dont accept that flag at all.
remind me again why we even need a new flag?

>>577652071
I agree i sick of this shit

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>tfw tidying up kpop folder

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>>577651791

That's only because it's been emblazoned on sports shirts everywhere.

Look, I get that it's a cool plant. I get that it was on the military uniforms. I get that it's on the coat of arms. But the main thing it symbolises is 'lel All Blacks'.

Just look at Sports fans in other nations for example. Look at what they've done to the English flag (to the point where people now cringe when they see it flying, knowing damn sure what sort of people would erect it in their garden). The fern isn't simply a neutral plant anymore--it's petty, small-minded nationalism from a shitty lawn-sport.

I feel proud about the flag we have. It's neutral, it's kind, it's got history, which in a new country like ours counts for a lot.

If there was an alternative though, I'd go for this one. I know, yeah, it's Maori and shit, but it has an appeal for me like I guess the Ballarat flag has for Australians.

so what the fuck is up with this murder that is supposed to have been posted to /b/ today?

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what's everyone's favorite brand of beer

>>577641882
>Viva le France
>bombs hippies
>would be nothing with out the commonwealth
>eats snails
>can't even murder a bunch of gooks

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What gets my goat is people saying let's change our countries name to Aotearoa New Zealand or simply Aotearoa.

Man, if people aren't careful I'm going to go full Hitler on this place.

>>577647219
>Walking all the way to Pak'n'Save while stoned
How. I couldn't even do that sober.

>>577652265
>The fern isn't simply a neutral plant anymore--it's petty, small-minded nationalism from a shitty lawn-sport.
kek I could not agree more.

>>577652549

Stella, m9

>>577652823
I've had it so many times I need something new

>>577651884
I think most people oppose changing the flag.

>>577652265
The thing with our current flag is everybody outside of NZ thinks it's Australia's. It does have history, but it's not exactly all positive, nor representative of NZ as a country. I like the navy blue and black version of Key's ideal flag. It's nice and distinctive, yet quite neutral too. I don't think of sports when I see the fern. If they made the flag entirely black with a fern, then I'd agree it just looks like we based it off a rugby team, but with the southern cross and the blue in it, I think it's a nice flag that represents our multicultural society.

how do you say "hi" to a jewish new zealander?

"Hebrew!"

>>577652652

CK Stead wrote a great essay about half-thinking progressives called 'The New Victorians' which criticises this sort of stuff. You should check it out. You'll have to get it from a library though, since there's like no copies online.

It was in response to some radical feminists in the 1980s assaulting and tying up a UoA English professor to a bench after accusing him of being a rapist (he in all likelihood wasn't.)

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>>577653086

>>577652964

I know what you mean. I sometimes go full weeaboo and drink Asahi, but know at the same time that it's shit.

>>577653332
Ever tried Cody's?

>>577653223
>CK Stead wrote a great essay about half-thinking progressives called 'The New Victorians'
That sounds damn interesting, I'll certainly check it out.

It's funny just how similar progressives and the Imperialistic Victorians they despise so much re.

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>>577652549
cass

>>577653408

I can't handle anything other than beer and cider since getting fucked last year on vodka and raro.

>>577652652
m8, whenever you decide to go for it give me a call. fuck the retards and PC faggots in this country, i'll handle Aotearoaschwitz for you

>>577653442

He's actually a really great author. I'm meaning internationally good. Read his 'All Visitors Ashore' for a class, and it's about a horny 21 year old who fucks all these sluts. Great shit.

>tfw in love with a goddess

>>577653020

I dunno brah. I think it just fits. I love playing Victoria II under that flag and shit.

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>>577653570
I was beside myself with joy when that Pakeha Party started (inspite of loathing the term Pakeha but I suspect the reality of what we are, and how I describe myself, would upset even more people which, of course, is all the more reason) but was sadly disappointed that it turned out to be mishandled by a complete tool.

Showed there was a feeling, though. Just need someone to come and bring that feeling together in an appropriate manner.

what will changing the flag even achieve?
>>577653020
dose that justify changing a flag? Because some people overseas get confused
is there really anything wrong with it being similar to Australia?

>inb4 ah fucking Australians NZ iz way betta
Australia is a pretty sweet country in all honesty

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>>577654221
shit

>>577654221
i can get behind this

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am i on /pol/?

>>577654514
probably

>>577654076
fuckin ay, but fuck calling it the Pakeha Party. That just opens up another whole fuckin can of worms.

How come pakeha is an acceptable term, but something that's literally used as descriptive (i.e 'black') isn't? there's no argument about "no but black is offensive" because pakeha is the reverse equivalent of nigger and it's no big news of the hateful connotations behind the word

>>577654205
I like that no one knows the difference between us and the Aussie flag or anything about NZ. It adds to the mystery i feel

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>>577654514
Post a picture of yourself, we'll say you have a Jewish and then, yes, more or less.

do maori nudes exist? is there an nz porn site? does maori porn exist?

>>577654692
a Jewish w-what?

>>577654796
ur dad has a shoebox full of polaroids

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https://twitter.com/nerdyjewishgrrl

You guys wanna rage? Typical tumblr feminist at the UoA. Plus, she's Jewish.

Fucking fireworks.

>>577654892

Choice tweets:

>tfw no eculc (ethical consumption under late capitalism)
>im queer i like boobs, i like all kinds of boobs i don't sexualize someone feed their kid. fcking cis men i s2g.
>why you feel the need to prioritize your feelings in a situation where all you fcking need to do is look away is beyond me

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Tauranga reporting for duty.
Fraser street wanderer are you here?

>>577654592
>because pakeha is the reverse equivalent of nigger and it's no big news of the hateful connotations behind the word
I heard about this growing up but I cannot believe that to be the case. If it honestly was, the older generations would have kicked up a bigger fuss about it.

They would never have allowed themselves to be referred to in that way. Although, having said that, we did used to be called 'British New Zealanders' (and this is what I call myself) but they did stand by and watch as we we 'educated' in dropping that.

Ah, but, then, there was a degree of anger towards the British elite when they dropped us and joined the EEC so, maybe they did drop the 'British' as retaliation?

>>577654987
I hear them too.
fucking pricks

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>>577654892
>I've been hungover all day... what the
WEAK

>>577654832
Nose.

S-sorry.

>>577653989
is she a ching chong chopstick?

>>577655352

You need to go deeper brah. She tweets like 1000 times a day. You'll come to gold eventually. I remember her writing something along the lines of 'Man I fucking hate white people (am not white, I am ashkenazi, thus poc.'

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>tfw i'm an above average good looking korean boy

and i'm qt af

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>>577654892
>https://twitter.com/nerdyjewishgrrl
She's Jewish, ja? I'll buy her a train ticket, they love free things.

Give her a free tattoo and a nice warm shower.

>>577655227
i don't know about way fuckin back then, but that thought's occurred to me before as well.

no idea if it's something that was always like that or if it's become more and more hateful as time goes on, but either way i have no idea how it's an acceptable 'every day' word

>>577655191
Yeah, bro.

>>577645874

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>you cunts are all fags
>i hacked him for kim
>yes this guy
>GREYMOUTH ALLDAY
>SAGE WITH PHOTO

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>>577655465
yes ;_;

>>577655550
a shitposting GOD

>>577645874
18th what happened I've been working all day

>>577655682
You want your blood to boil go and read the Green Party blog and see how they "Pride themselves on being Pakeha".

They feel that being Pakeha removes their white privilege and that they belong to this land, like Maori, haha. They gymnastics these people have to go through is amazing. Surprising that, with all the fucking moving about they have to do on their positions, most of them are still fat as fuck.

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>>577655905
hang in there kitty.

>>577655997
Nah, last night, as I went for my walk I saw a bunch of cop cars down by the entrance towards the hospital.

There was a party, some people there not invited so, as you do, to get rid of the naughty boys, you hop into your car and fucking drive into them...

There was maybe eight-ten cop cars, with the road sealed off. This was around Midnight.

Any dunnersfags still on, mandatory weed request.

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>why do these men talk to me???
>what have i done to deserve this.
A GOD

>>577656303
crazy. why do late night strolls? are you a superheroman?

>>577656078
motherfucking fuck, that shit is ridiculous. at least they got fuck all votes, not that it means much coming from me seeing as i didn't vote because literally everyone is a fucking faggot or not worth getting off my own faggot ass to go to one of the voting places

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

why do people even vote in this country

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>>577656519
too l8

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>>577656546
Voting is an one of the greatest illusions ever conceived.

>>577656436
I usually go about this time but I fluffled around too long so went later.

>are you a superheroman?
No, I lift, but not that much.

>>577656446
Yeah, there's no good parties here, which sucks.

>inb4 "Hh, what, fgt, my mate had a fucking good party tha other night cunt, FTP!"

>>577637416
test

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>>577656984
did it work, hyung?

>>577637416
same guy different browser
Test

>>577656837
Considered making my own and actually doing something not fucking retarded but like I was saying, I'm a massive fucking faggot. And if even I can see that, then what must other people think of me? No votes would be had for me

>>577652265

Totes bro.

Would rather have a frickin' koru.. at least that way we can have a lil 1.61803398875 on our flag.

>>577657140
also fuck actually dealing with nz politics/being responsible for shit

i'd be better at being in charge of a puppet government

CHCH reporting in, btw.

It's fucking wet, I feel bad for the little kids who just had their fireworks ruined.

Is that brighton going off right now, or have my neighbours gone OTT again?

>>577657140
Nah, people want honesty, though. If you stood up and said "I'm a bit of a dick, I'm not sure why people would vote for me but, there's a number of things that are wrong with society and I want to bring people toegther that want to work out and fix those problems" people would take notice.

Imagine how people would feel hearing that.

I'm going to get into politics, maybe not directly, I wiould take far too much glee in causing shit (not joking when saying I'd go full Hitler) but certainly going to get in behind the scenes and do stuff.

sup courtney

>>577654205
Like I said earlier, tourism.

If people actually knew our country existed more people might want to visit. Tourism is one of our major industries and a unique flag which helps capture peoples attention could potentially help it.

Whats better jpop or kpop??

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fucking fuck brb going to grab earmuffs because there is infinity nukes exploding outside my house

>>577657682
People do not go to a country for a flag.

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>>577657929

But they'll leave due to one

>>577657581
Yeah, it could potentially work. Maybe I'll give it a shot one day, but for the moment I'm painfully aware of the fact that I'm not enough of an old cunt for people (especially the people of new zealand, fuck) to take me seriously yet.

Yeah, I couldn't trust myself to not do something fucking insane after having to deal with the faggotry of the country, political system and all their shitty dramas and still have to deal with people.

>>577658194
People didn't leave because of the flag. What a stupid thing to say.

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Dunedin reporting, whats this bullshit about a flag.

>>577656546
I was going to vote but I took some sleepers and woke up to late
I didn't even care
yeah that's right I'm that badass

>>577657929
>>577658393
loled

>>577658281
Nah, politics is a game. Just think of it like that.

Make your opponent get angry and, as he does so, lean back and laugh.

Laughter, in politics, is terrifying. There is nothing scarier than a politican that laughs.

Look at how people react when Key makes jokes and he isn't even what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a person that can use the humour, really use it, to attack his opponents and their views.

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>>577658393

>Australia.

>>577657790
>>577657790
Tfw noone replies to you.

>>577658683
yeah, you've definitely got a point there...

so what are you into if not politics? you definitely seem cut out for it, at least. certain hitler-ish qualities aside, but hyung's probably the only non-hitlery cunt in this thread

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>>577658937
who do you love more?

your mum or your dad?

i personally love your mum more

>>577658937
show me an example of them and i may be able to help
>listens to sdbm and bdm

>>577652549
>>577652549
Steiny Pure

>>577657929
>being this retarded

The flag won't bring people, but awareness that a distinctive flag brings will help promote the country. Currently if people see our flag they think "oh, Australia, that's a nice place"

If our flag is distinctive then they'll see it and think "NZ", and when they feel like a holiday, they'd be more likely to head our way.

It's basically brand awareness. You don't promote your product by giving it the exact same style packaging as another one. It's why Anchor can sell it's milk for so much even though it's no different, brand awareness.

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Okay here's my spiel:

You know, I grew up believing that Godzone WAS the greatest little island in the world. And for a while it was.
But we've lost out way. We've forgotten who we are, and where we came from.
We've forgotten how hard we've worked for fair, egalitarian ideals - for a classless society that allows access for all - not just those that already have. For the right to work without exploitation.
For leaders strong enough to look to a future greater than themselves; leaders who embrace our history, look great powers in the face and say NOT IN MY BACK YARD.

>>577659172
Agreed

>>577659135
>Thinking NZ needs to be even more recognised than it already is.

I would rather keep this place a secret thank you very much, let them go to fucking Australia.

>>577659319
NZ is a mystery to the world lets keep it that way

>>577659004
I'm not into politics per say but at the same time I am. By that I mean the bullshit that goes along with it, the spectacle of modern politics which is about feelings as opposed to fact is not something I'm on board with.

There are a number of problems, though. Poverty, unemployment, health, housing, the environment, education but one cannot discuss these issues without SJWs coming along and having a cry.

I would take far too much glee in dealing with them, even in just a debate, that I wouldn't be left alone.

Either by them, those that disagree, or by those that argee with me. I know that sounds arrogant but I say what I mean and I couldn't give a toss if you get offended by it.

>>577659135
i see what you mean but i just dont think it will even affect tourism at all
mind you in saying that i know nothing of tourism or business

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>muh secret country

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>>577659554
It would be flooded with Americans if they only knew this place was more than forests and half naked bush people holding paddles.

>>577652549
Kronenbourg, or Peroni isnt bad.

>>577659135
>"oh, Australia, that's a nice place"
Very few people think that, though. This whole thing "Oh my God our flag is too similar to Australia's"is only recent and, surprise, is simply being used as a means to remove the Union Jack from the flag and further undermine the British founding, history, culture and people of these two nations.

"Clean, green New Zealand" is the brand for this country. Perhaps we ought to spend more time working on the brand we already have, and are failing at, as opposed to having a cry because our flag is similar to Australia's.

There are many other flags which are far more similar that Australia and New Zealands.

>>577659543
fuck feelings, i'm not even fucking kidding about that. the moment decisions are made based on who'll be the least offended is the moment you know that something, somewhere along the line, has fucked up monumentally.

too much bullshit is becoming law or common practice just because SJW cunts are having a cry about shit.

Yeah, that's probably why I'd be a terrible prime minister. I wouldn't be able to not engage the moronic fucks, precisely and explicitly informing them of how and why they're fucking retarded.

>>577659319
Well, tourism is a big contributor to our economy. If you're one of the retards who voted National then you should be all for it. If not, then fair enough, I get your point.

>>577659545
I think it could make a big difference. There's a huge number of people who have no clue where the hell NZ is, or think it's part of Aus. Every time they saw our flag they'd be reminded that we're actually an independent country that pwns Aus. I personally don't care about a tourism boost, I just think the old flag iss antiquated and just makes us look like Britains bitch. I really don't think it'll change though.

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one day I'm gon' marry a porn star

What's with koreaboos taking over?

>>577659739
that's the last thing we need more fucking Americans.
i have a distaste for our current governments willingness to be buddy buddy with America

>>577659950
i agree with this

>>577659135
m8, you're fucking retarded.

look up the italian flag, then open up a new tab and look at the irish flag.

They're both in europe, in fairly close proximity to each other but neither of them fucking cry about the fact that the only difference between the two is a slightly different fucking shade of red. the fact that out flag is similar to australia's is a fucking non-issue and the fact that retards are pushing it because they want their own super speshul snowflaek design to be flown from every fucking rooftop in the country shows just how pathetic the majority of cunts here really are.

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>>577639348
What a fucking awful design.

It looks likes our flag was raped by a box of Weetbix.

I'm sick of those faggots pushing their flag designs just because they want the glory of their piece of shit hanging from every flag pole in NZ.

I will personally burn that flag if it becomes official.

Survey
>age
>nationality
>where in nz you live
>how long you've been participating in nz threads

>>577660435
call it what it really is though. john key is sucking obama's black cock

>>577660571
Yeah but everyone knows Italy. And Ireland is fucked, and nobody really cares about the place. I don't see your point.

From a tourism point of view it'd be beneficial. I really don't care that much though, I'm just pointing out that there are advantages. I don't think National have considered that at all though, Key just has nothing better to do.

But the majority of NZers seem to love National so I don't get why they'd be so opposed to this flag change as it encourages tourism, a big part of our economy. Heck, none of our tourist goods have our flag on it, they all have the silver fern, at least we'd finally have a bit of uniformity.

>>577660189
But, like I said earlier, that politics is a game. It is, just that no one is actually playing the game with the SJWs.

They are terribly hypcritical and there are many different ways to call them out.

Anyone read the tv reviews on Stuff by Mike Kilpatrick? He's a hardcore SJW and mentioned, in a column about Stephen Colbert being David Letterman's replacement that, if a 'POC' could do his job, he would give it up.

I should be very interested in knowing as to why all the POC he has interviewed for the job haven't been good enough. Because, surely, he is true to his word and has been tirelessly looking for a darkie to replace him, right?

Nobody is playing their game but, on the bright side, when somebody does start playing them I suspect they will be so sure of themselves as to be even more reducded to stutters of intellectual inadequacy than they would have had they been facing sporting opponents from the get go.

>>577660381
I dont necessarily agree but I see what you mean

>>577660746
your right

>>577660641
>19
>New Zealander?
>BOP, whakatane
>hated them at first but just recently started to take part 3 or so threads

>>577637416
Exam tomorrow. Wish me luck /b/ros

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>>577660641
>19
>South Korean
>WEST IS BEST Auckland
>i'm new here

>>577661424
Luck.

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>>577661424
good luck, hyung

FIGHTING

>>577660956
are you fucking serious, how do you not see my point? two countries with almost identical flags and you don't get what I'm saying? fuck you're dumb.

>>577660992
Fuckssake, that Mike Kilpatrick cunt is a fucking mess tho. First of all, the shit eating faggot face is enough to make me rage before I even read anything he writes. Not that I've read anything other than the very first review I ever saw by him because I couldn't last the whole thing without wanting to find the cunt and castrate him, since he's obviously not fucking using his balls.

SJWs are one of the biggests cancers society's facing at the moment and they're only getting worse. If you call them out on their bullshit, they'll tie themselves up in knots trying to explain their way out of it but somehow never manage the insight that what they're saying is fucking retarded. It really fucking baffles me, but I guess there really isn't any arguing with a moron.

>>577661568
>i'm new here
m8, there's lying and then there's whatever the fuck you just did.

>>577661424
>inb4 fail, 0%, f or not achieved

>>577661568
damn right WEST IS BEST Auckland

>>577660641
>24
>kiwi of english descent
>dunners
>this is my second thread, i only came to /b/ to see the murderb owl

>>577661813
That's the thing and something /pol/, among others, misses.

You don't argue with a SJW. You get them to explain, and ask questions. You make them feel like a teacher but, as a student, you point out holes in their logic.

One of the problems with, for lake of a better word, right wingers is this sort of macho "on the attack" mentality. One cannot come out with guns blazing, people are far too wary of that nowadays, especially if one doesn't really know them yet.

Laughter, that is the attack that really stings. You make a joke, that really points out how wrong someone is, and you'llhave people quoting it, potentially, for centuries.

"I can smell the uranium on your breath" for example.

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>>577661813
i've never been a good liar

>>577661882
W
E
S
T

I
S

B
E
S
T

>tfw making webms

>>577662616
>i've never been a good liar
Liar.

>>577662329
Tearing them to shreds without actually engaging them in an argument is the only way to deal with them. Once others realise how ridiculous they are, how stupid they're acting and how retarded their arguments are then they start to lose following. Even if the original SJW never learns, you manage to dissuade others just by getting them to make themselves look dumb.

Arguing with an SJW is futile, since they're always looking for the next thing to blow up over (maybe we should let them join isis amirite ;^)) and 'angry retard' seems to be their default setting. as soon as you get them to condescending, pretentious prick then you've practically won.

>>577662616
i don't believe you, hyung

>>577661308
>hated them at first
Same
>>577661568
Are you actually south korean?
>i'm new here
Yea sure...
>>577661890
>murderp owl
Aye?
Thank you to all those who participated.

>>577646208
Yeah man

Anyone from the naki in here? That hail today the fuck

im gonna fuck off now. actually been a pretty fun thread.

later m80s

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>>577662781
>>577662827
based hyungs can see right through me

>>577662891
i didn't lie about being S.Korean tho

Can we get some funkin nudes Goin on

>>577662827
>condescending, pretentious prick then you've practically won
That is precisely it.

There is this tendancy of smugness by both SJWs and those that oppose them but one should never ever under estimate their opponent.

You win an argument with a SJW not by thinking "This person is an idiot" but "I'll ask this person to show us their incredible progressive intellect by simply asking questions".

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>>577663035
night, hyung

>>577662616
muh nigga

>>577662329
i respect you

>>577663035
night

>>577663227
>>577663286
>>577663348
<3

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>>577663035

>>577662891
Whenever something exciting happens, on /sp/ they call it a "bowl" like the American football's "Super Bowl"

Then one day a while back someone posted

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

And then it became tradition to not only add "bowl" to any exciting event being discussed but to truncate the "b" and add it to the end of the word preceeding it

Part of /sp/ "culture" if you will

Flame me if you must I have nothing to be ashamed of

>>577662992
Came down in Waiouru as well, sunny but hailing, weird as fuck

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>>577663348
>i respect you

Nicki Minaj is an alright rapper

>>577662992
were probably gonna get it now having some mean thunder here just out of whakatane

>>577663801
not sure how to take that
>inb4 in the pooper

>>577664321
>not sure how to take that
That was the closet gif I had showing something akin to blushing.

>>inb4 in the pooper
Mmm, delicious.

>>577664229
could not agree more
http://youtu.be/eh3rxkeioR0

>>577664473
lol

Decent thread bros. not too much of the ID bullshit. Fuck I love this country

Wellyfag here.

>>577664692
indeed, were all right I guess

>>577660641

>19
>NZ European (German, Irish, Scottish, Welsh etc)
>West/Central Auckland
>Since I found out they were a thing a week ago

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>>577664616
>suffer of vaginal entry
now it's a song about rape

>>577664840
to turned up late threads prolly gonna die soon

>>577664930
West Auckland, best Auckland.

>>577665143
ah I was just listening to it at the time best song on the album just posted it coz i really dont know what its about the band is Indonesian i think and they dont quite have a hold on English yet lol

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it's comfy

i like it

Karori master suburb checking in.

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>60fps youtube videos

THE FUTURE IS HERE

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>>577665538
lol have some more http://youtu.be/buqCtziwcg0
>mfw i recognise the porn at the start and end

>>577665939
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIbgEWkq1Ko

Time to go for a walk around the neighbourhood in this, our Aotearoa.

>lel

Goodnight boys and boys that think their girls.

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>>577666276
be safe

take care

>>577666276
night

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>>577666343
>>577666327

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Night vision has been activated

Any girls on tonight?

>>577666532
you browse /sp/?

>>577666229
I didn't see that coming
not quite my jam but still pretty bitchin from a shock value point of view

>>577666698
It's my main board

>>577666735
thoughts on fany?

>>577666476
me in a nutshell

>>577666581
dont be silly

>>577666819
Thought he didn't post anymore...I remember he use to agitate people, I think. I never pay mind to trip users unless I need a betting tip or something

>>577666698
>>577666735
never even gone to /sp/ before an i missing out?

>>577666959
i just went to /sp/ no im not

>>577666849
Wait, fuck, before I go.

Do you like cannabis? Is your name Will?

>>577666959
Depends. If you don't like american sports or soccer there's no point really.

Although if you are into cricket there are occasional threads at this hour full of autistic banter from poopeelia

Especially when they're getting BTFO like they did by Pakistan and now by Saffa

53895330

post more nz sluts

>>577667182
i do enjoy weed no not muh name its Grant i have a shitty name

>>577667372
Oh, I just remembered that cunt I talk to is from Wahi, not Whakatane.

Sorry, you saying you put dildos up your boipussy made threw me a bit.

>>577667297
im just not a sport guy i used to play rugby a few years back flank, lock and no.8

>>577654892
jesus christ

kill it with fire

>>577667469
da fuck is a boipussy?

>>577667469
Fucking hell.

Maybe I should learn to write before I post.

>>577667570
There was actually a surprising number of Americans interested when the ABs beat them down this past weekend

I get you though. i browse /sp/, /ck/ because i'm a chef and /int/ sometimes for giggles

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>>577667717

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>>577667717
Bum bole.

Oh based hyung ID bro do you have any nude asians or asian feet?

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>>577667717
>>577667789
>>577667816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>>577667816
ah i see pleasant

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>>577667843

>>577667767
ive pretty much never strayed from b

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>>577652549
brought this thing

bottle of hennesy 22bux at the liquor store came in a silicone wrap like an ipod I feel like a fuking bomb ass henny sipping gangsta apple robot

>>577667981
More?

>>577667886
i didn't ever take myself for a homophob but that made me feel disgusted to a certain degree

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>>577667312
roger that. CHCH fag reporting in

shit was so cash

>>577668258
it's degeneracy in it's purest form

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>>577667981
i'm not a footfag so i don't have a folder for them

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yea or nay lads?

>>577668428
depends how low your standards are.

I reckon she'd look a lot worse in the flesh

>>577660641
>18
>NZ European
>Havelock North
>couple of years

>>577668428
i'd fuck her, given the opportunity

>>577668651
thats prolly true but still pussy's pussy

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>>577668651
She's not that far off, I rooted her while visiting the states

>>577668826
good show

>>577668826
nice. defs look better in this pic without he bizarre expression

>>577668826
I'm proud of you anon

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>>577668428
>>577668826
she looks like a mouth-breather

>>577669134
now that you have mentioned that i cant unhear/unsee still its not like i would stay any longer than over night anyway

>>577669013
I just googled her and found all these uploads

Of course she met some uggo and had a kid now

http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/726064/viewall

You have to toggle the work safe mode on and off until it reveals the photos

>>577669134
Her face isnt good I know but her body and sex skills were legit

What does ecstasy feel like?

I can buy some pills but I'm not sure. Like, what's even in them? I highly doubt there'd be much mdma because we;re anisolated country

Is it worth is to take them? Where do I buy them and how much should I pay?

>>577660641
>18
>1/2NZ European,1/2 Fillipino, (some people think I'm a white asian, others think I'm a white boy)
>I lurk but I rarely post. for about a year.

>>577669265
now feel unsure if anon tell truth eh its the internet da fuck

>>577669390
>I can buy some pills
>Where do I buy them

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seig fuck

>>577639348
It is very ugly. The day I start taking aesthetic advice from a stock broker is the day I start voting for a stock broker to run a country.

>>577669390
Makes you want to grope soft things and warm and want to dance. Makes you lovey dovey too.

Ask your mates.

>>577669575
I wouldn't lie I can tell you her full name if you want to stalk her out of fb. I just was thinking about her and decided to google her after a while and that came up.

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

new thread

>>577669765
>>577669765
>>577669765
>>577669765

>>577669390
if you were looking for weed, meth or h and lived near whakatane i could help

>>577669690
i have faith in you anon

>>577669616
yo fuck

>>577667789
Whats tis picture of??

>>577669390
It's difficult finding proper stuff. Legit is definately worth it though - it makes you super confident and interested in what people have to say

Nice contrast to the usual life of us basement dwellinga and assburgers /b/ tards

>>577649463
I like this too. It's a bit 20th century with its desperate evocation of race equality but it the lines and curves are oddly reminiscent of the mountains and seas of NZ - year, I like it.

>>577669854
uranus mate

>>577669854
a hangi pit g

>>577670140
eh wanna fukn rumble eh