And so it returns, 4chan's second coming of the town game.
The aim is simple - at least one human must survive this bizarre land.
Your people have found themselves in the middle of a field with a stream and some berry trees. 100 brave souls have emigrated to this land.
First we must build a town, you have 3 buildings, and unlimited natural resources to choose.
First relevant posts ending in 1,2 or 3 will decide.
You built a massive fort with medieval armory and forges.
You have 2 buildings and unlimited natural resources.
You built a playground with swings and a sandpit, and also a stables.
You have passed level 1 - "Yourself"
You now have 1 new building and unlimited natural resources to prepare for level 2 - "A Rampaging Elephant"
Sacrifice half the population to the lord and saviour phil
The temple of Bailey Jay was built.
A furious looking elephant has appeared at the edge of your town, what is your next move? (No new buildings until the next level)
You attempted to sacrifice half the population to the lord and saviour phil, but some of them refused, 18 died in the incident. Causing mistrust towards the Jay Bailey temple.
Meanwhile the elephant has ran closer to your town.
On attempting to sacrifice the elephant to Satan, the 5 volunteers sent were overpowered by the elephant, being skewered and stamped on during his tirade.
The 5 followers of phil were offered to the elephant in tribute, not understanding this gesture, the elephant rampaged them and headed towards the stables.
You have declared war on the USA.
The armory only has medieval weapons, it as not specified which type of weaponry to have
The elephant has begun ransacking the stables.
Upon humping the horse, the elephant was raped by lots of your people, feeling none of it, he has finished with the horse and is continuing to destroy the stables.
After the elephant did not understand the begging and had finished destroying the stables, he turned towards your people.
POSTS END IN 1,2,3 NOW ACCEPTED
Putin accepted your proposal, and replaced the medieval armory with a stack of AK47s and grenades, meanwhile the elephant stampeded 10 people.
Choose a random guy to have a vest of grenades assambled on him. He will sacrifice himself for the good of the rest of his people, detonating it while jumping onto the elephants head.
No buildings in between levels.
Your paryers to bailey were rewarded with 17 dildos. The elephant killed another 10 as they ran off and seems to have lost interest in the humans.
Bully the elephant to go away and cry in a bush like the little bitch he is, by calling him a "EleFatAss"
You request was granted, the elephant was oblitterated in the attack, however it also severely damaged the fort.
You have passed level 2.
You now have 2 buildings and unlimited natural resources to prepare for level 3 - "A Torrential Downpour".
By the way for full details on the rules - search this facebook page (pic related).
You built a golden penis statue, a swimming pool and had an orgy, giving you 25 new people and pleasing Bailey Jay, who rewarded with 100 dildos.
It started to rain heavily and the stream, ad swimming pool began to swell.
Using only natural resources a dam would be possible but not a power plant.
Your people attempted to build a boat using the only wood they have - the berry trees, depleting some of your food supply.
Meanwhile the pool has flooded as well as the stream, threatening the golden penis statue and the bailey jay temple.
Many more flock to the cause of this new king, the king is:
King Rupert has been created demanding a temple for himself during the chaos, he has gained 14 followers.
The rain continues to fall.
The bailey jay acolytes become ayy lmao acolytes, and the golden penis statue becomes a beacon for the aliens to land in the field to the right of the statue. Humans split into two factions as the aliens vaporize the excess water.
upon contact with the water, the penis statue sends out its signal to the ayy lmao fleet, who come down and vaporize the excess water and establish a base out of the fleet's mothership.
They were unable to hollow out the statue due to it being pure gold. The downpour subsided and the golden penis statue was washed away. 5 people drowned while trying to turn the statue into a boat.
You have passed level 3.
You now have 1 building and unlimited natural resources to prepare for level 4 - "A Rapist"
Fu*k I want them all in my bed without these sexy Yoga pants, there are my dream girls
It seems King Rupert seems resistant towards buttrape! This means he is the only hope the pople have against the rapists!
King Rupert gains more followers!
ALL HAING KING RUPERT
You have modern day technology.
You still have one new building and unlimited natural resources to prepare for a rapist.
King Rupert now has his own personality.
King Rupert was raped to death with dildos, 16 people died in the fighting.
All king rupert followers ere killed in the battle.
You built a phil statue.
There has been complaints of a rape that apparently happened at the fort.