And so it returns, 4chan's second coming of the town game.

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One of your people has died from boredom.

>>577374935
A bath house
A kitchen/cafeteria
A bunkhouse
All made of stone

>>577374935
a giang fort and a armory with forges and suck
ready to mass produce weapons,
also we need a totem of some sorth GABE statue?maybe

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>>577375782
You built a massive fort with medieval armory and forges.

You have 2 buildings and unlimited natural resources.

>>577374935
Some scientists from a nearby village have warned of a digital black hole, 404m wide looming around.

Another one of your people died from boredom.

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>>577376495

Slaughter house that kills all the people.

>>577376654
Unfortunately your post ended in a "4" not a required 1,2 or 3 and was not counted.

In other news - one of your people peed in the stream.

Playground!

>>577376593
Whore house

>>577374935
A stables
A dairy farm
An orchard

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jeff goldblum is here to fuck this shit up

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>>577376871
>>577377023

You built a playground with swings and a sandpit, and also a stables.

CONGRATULATIONS
You have passed level 1 - "Yourself"

You now have 1 new building and unlimited natural resources to prepare for level 2 - "A Rampaging Elephant"

Build a farm now.

>>577377549
Unfortunately your post number was insufficient to build such a building.

>>577377387
Temple of Bailey Jay

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Sacrifice half the population to the lord and saviour phil

>>577377387
Build a temple to Zach braff

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>>577377903
The temple of Bailey Jay was built.

A furious looking elephant has appeared at the edge of your town, what is your next move? (No new buildings until the next level)

>>577378335
See
>>577377932

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>>577377932
You attempted to sacrifice half the population to the lord and saviour phil, but some of them refused, 18 died in the incident. Causing mistrust towards the Jay Bailey temple.

Meanwhile the elephant has ran closer to your town.

>>577378679
Dig a giant hole and try to lure the elephant to fall in

>>577378679
Sacrifice the elephant to Satan

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>>577378814
Reroll

>>577378679
Build a Phil temple bigger than the bailey jay one

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>>577378961
On attempting to sacrifice the elephant to Satan, the 5 volunteers sent were overpowered by the elephant, being skewered and stamped on during his tirade.

>>577378679
Offer the followers of phil to the elephant as tribute

>>577379273
Phil still loves you

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>>577379273
The 5 followers of phil were offered to the elephant in tribute, not understanding this gesture, the elephant rampaged them and headed towards the stables.

make a hole, a big hole and use torches and spears to make the elephant fall in

>>577379598
Declare war against US for sending a elephant assassin

>>577379598
Corral that motherfucker into the stable and break him like a wild pony

>>577379598
Pray to our most endowed goddess to smite the elephant.

>>577378814
Reroll for this one again

>>577374935
From this point on first relevant replies regardless of post number will be counted.

>>577379598
360 no scope quad feed from the armoury

>>577379598
There is still one phil follower and make him speak elephant to the Murderer

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>>577379751
You have declared war on the USA.

>>577379893
The armory only has medieval weapons, it as not specified which type of weaponry to have

The elephant has begun ransacking the stables.

>>577379598
offer sexiest horse as bait, then rape elephant when busy. using all aviable men

make a big fucking hole and use the followers of phil as bait

>>577380173
Use a lance on elephant = elephant stew for dinner

>>577380173
Burn down stables with elephant inside, feed your people with its charred corpse

We need a garden food foods

>>577380173
Set the Bailey Jay statue on fire

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>>577380189
Upon humping the horse, the elephant was raped by lots of your people, feeling none of it, he has finished with the horse and is continuing to destroy the stables.

>>577380376
Ment to say for food*

>>577380471
Beg mercy from the elephant

>>577380471
Set the Bailey Jay statue on fire

>>577380471
Disassemble the playground swingsets and attack the elephant with metal pipes and shit.

>>577380471
Lance the elephant, burn down stable, eat elephant

Ask for an alliance with the soviet union and if avialible purchase obsolete military equipment for sufficient obsolete medieval weapons.

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>>577380495
After the elephant did not understand the begging and had finished destroying the stables, he turned towards your people.

POSTS END IN 1,2,3 NOW ACCEPTED

>>577380618

>>577380643
This

We need a giant penis statue on top of the castle

Build a ballista>>577380753
to shoot the elephant with.

pray the elephant away

>>577380782

We need that alliance with soviet union. We have a war against an elephant and the US. May the Soviets will aid us in our struggle.

make a big fucking hole and use the followers of phil as bait

>>577380753
Set the Bailey Jay statue on fire

>>577380753
I still think we need some kind of farm or garnden where we can feed the people.

>>577380753
Everyone runs towards the swing sets, and attempt to hit the elephant with the swings.

One of the civilians is a mague in disguise and he wtfireballs the motherfucking elephant

String that fucker up using the chains from the swingset and crucify the fucker on the statue

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>>577380782
Putin accepted your proposal, and replaced the medieval armory with a stack of AK47s and grenades, meanwhile the elephant stampeded 10 people.

>>577381124
Make a shrine of this Elephant God

>>577380618
WE JUST NEED A LANCE

>>577381124
Pray for bailey to smite the elephant

>>577381124

Choose a random guy to have a vest of grenades assambled on him. He will sacrifice himself for the good of the rest of his people, detonating it while jumping onto the elephants head.

>>577381124
grenade in pooper

disguise armed grenades as elephant food. when he eats it, his guts explode

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>>577381143
No buildings in between levels.

>>577381215
Your paryers to bailey were rewarded with 17 dildos. The elephant killed another 10 as they ran off and seems to have lost interest in the humans.

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Bully the elephant to go away and cry in a bush like the little bitch he is, by calling him a "EleFatAss"

BEAT THE ELEPHANT WITH THE DILDOS!

stick shit loads of grenades up the elephants arse while others shooting its dick with ak47s

ask putin for an airstrike.

>>577381497
Have a fertility orgy at the temple to replenish our numbers/please the goddess.

>>577381497
Pray to Phil for guidance

>>577381497

Adopt a policy rewarding citizens with a free AK and a limited supply of ammunition for becoming children. Allow incest and polygamy.

rape the elephant with the dildos

>>577381497
Set the Bailey Jay statue on fire

>>577381497
KILL THE ELEPHANT WITH THE DILDOS

stick 5 grenades in the elephants arse

>>577381497
Load AK47's with dildos, spam elephant with dildo suppressing fire, rest of population gets busy increasing population

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>>577381662
You request was granted, the elephant was oblitterated in the attack, however it also severely damaged the fort.

CONGRATULATIONS
You have passed level 2.

You now have 2 buildings and unlimited natural resources to prepare for level 3 - "A Torrential Downpour".

move people inside the fort, drawbridge up, shoot the shit out of that big fuck

>>577382028
Build a Phil statue

build a GIANT PENIS STATUE

Build a castle made out of gold

>>577382028
Roll for this>>577381685

>>577382028
gather sponges to counteract the downpour

build swimming pool

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By the way for full details on the rules - search this facebook page (pic related).

>>577382028
must build whore house

plant some weed

>>577382028

Using More of our never abundant ressource of stone, build a massive dam with a water power plant. That Torrent will be no threat to us!

GIANT GOLDEN PENIS STATUE

>>577382028
build a tornado/flood shelter

>>577382028

Build a boat, put some people with AKs in the boat

>>577382295
This

Satan became angry that he did not get his elephant sacrifice. Everyone needs to kill all females in the popularion

>>577382028
pour concrete over the whole grass

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>>577382181
>>577382191
>>577382531
You built a golden penis statue, a swimming pool and had an orgy, giving you 25 new people and pleasing Bailey Jay, who rewarded with 100 dildos.

It started to rain heavily and the stream, ad swimming pool began to swell.

>>577382512
Using only natural resources a dam would be possible but not a power plant.

Lets build a snowman.

dig an infinite drain hole

build a fucking dam

>>577382927

Build the damn dam then

>>577382927

Ask putin if we can buy enough raincoats and umbrellas, selling the AK's he gave us before.

>>577382927
build a big boat

>>577383212
Natural resources can only be used at the start of each level - as you have used all of the buildings, the level has begun.

big boat

put half the population in the swimming pool

>>577383359
gather in the fort

>>577382927
sexualtribute at statue using 69x dildos. direct water from pool into geiser water project

>>577382927
Pray for the rain to go away.

spear up women on golden Penis statue, as a sacrifice to Bailey Jay, sacrifice people with dildos

Use the populations upturned anuses as a way to collect the rainfall

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>>577383373
Your people attempted to build a boat using the only wood they have - the berry trees, depleting some of your food supply.

Meanwhile the pool has flooded as well as the stream, threatening the golden penis statue and the bailey jay temple.

One stick figure becomes kings and starts to rule with an iron fist! He now want a temple build for him

build a 30ft high waterproof wall around the golden penis statue

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Many more flock to the cause of this new king, the king is:

MangleBOO wanger-thor

>>577383886
Sell 69 dildos to sweden, purchase more wood and some food in a 50/50 split.

>>577383886
Pray for the rain to go away.

Everyone takes the dildos and seeks safety in the fort

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>>577383893
King Rupert has been created demanding a temple for himself during the chaos, he has gained 14 followers.

The rain continues to fall.

Sacrifice people with dildos in honour of Bailey Jay, continous orgy til rain stops or all people except 2 are nut

>>577384237
build a wall around the penis statue

>>577383886
The bailey jay acolytes become ayy lmao acolytes, and the golden penis statue becomes a beacon for the aliens to land in the field to the right of the statue. Humans split into two factions as the aliens vaporize the excess water.

>>577384204
reroll

>>577384237

Create a # (#SoS_Kingdom_of_Rupert) on twitter, raising the peoples awareness throughout the world s they can donate all their money to us.

>>577384359
No buildings until end of level unless using available resources and with skills required.

>>577384237
Rerolling for >>577383864

>>577384237
Hollow golden penis statue into golden dong-boat.

>>577384237
Roll for this>>577384309

>>577384501
You have no internet.

The swimming pool continued to overflow, beginning to flood the temple and penis statue.

>>577384501
#prayforrupert

>>577384717
upon contact with the water, the penis statue sends out its signal to the ayy lmao fleet, who come down and vaporize the excess water and establish a base out of the fleet's mothership.

Dig a trench from the stream around the fort, the penis statue, and Bailey Jay, separating everyone from that dickhead Rupert

>>577384564
this

>>577384717
Close the pool due to aids

>>577384717

use smoke signals as a form of cloud computing, therefore gaining internet

King Rupert demands cultural revolution. He wants all other temples torn down in order to begin his new era. He also gains more followers in these times of crisis

>>577384717
50 men try to drink the water 10 cheer on

>>577384717
EVERYONE IN THE FORT

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>>577384564
call it a DONGOLA like a gondola, gettit?

>>577384895
this

>>577384237

The heretic actions of King Rupert begin to raise unrest in the faithful population. Start a religious revolution.

>>577384237
Build a raft out of dildos

>>577384717
Offer King Ruperts ass to Bailey in return for protection from the flood.

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>>577384902
They were unable to hollow out the statue due to it being pure gold. The downpour subsided and the golden penis statue was washed away. 5 people drowned while trying to turn the statue into a boat.

CONGRATULATIONS
You have passed level 3.

You now have 1 building and unlimited natural resources to prepare for level 4 - "A Rapist"

>>577384857
Roll for this

>>577385091
Fucking kek'd

>>577385351
consent.

BUILD A NEW GOLDEN PENIS STATUE

>>577385351
plz don't forget mine >>577384963

opress the village women

>>577385351
Rape king Rupert to death with the blessed dildos.

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Fu*k I want them all in my bed without these sexy Yoga pants, there are my dream girls
http://hot-girls-likes-everybody.tumblr.com/?645

>>577385351

Convince the population to follow a new Zealot leader, no longer living under King Ruperts law. Start that religious revolution.

>>577385351
Castle for our King Rupert

>>577385351

I say make the resource Godzilla eggs

>>577385351
Construct a building with top of the range technology to test for psychological behaviour such as rapists and other heinous crimes

>>577385351
Build a gigantic feminist battle robot

>>577385351
Develop a species of tame tentacle monsters, housed in rapedome

>>577385537
REROLL

>>577385351
we start are attack on the USA

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>>577385563
It seems King Rupert seems resistant towards buttrape! This means he is the only hope the pople have against the rapists!
King Rupert gains more followers!
>roll
ALL HAING KING RUPERT

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>>577385705
>>577385841
You have modern day technology.

You still have one new building and unlimited natural resources to prepare for a rapist.

>>577385524
King Rupert now has his own personality.

>>577385563
King Rupert was raped to death with dildos, 16 people died in the fighting.

>>577385537
this

build a hospital

>>577386375
Avenge the death of our king

>>577386375
Build a school of sex magic.

>>577386375
Phil statue

>>577386375
Build the ayy lmao factory, creating 10 humans for each level we've passed so far (so 20) and 5 for each level after.

>>577385537
this

>>577386375
build a day-care centre for kids

>>577386375
King Marcus kills al rebellers and takes control

>>577386375
Convert half-destroyed fort into a lube factory and provide everyone with a dozen tubes of lube and 1 dildo for 'practising'

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>>577386581
All king rupert followers ere killed in the battle.

>>577386612
You built a phil statue.

There has been complaints of a rape that apparently happened at the fort.

one dude goes: "allahuakbar," *BOOM* several people die in the act

>>577386581
AVENGE HIM, have orgies and breed out population up, name all children Rupert in his honour

CHOOSE new king called Rupert from them

>>577386892
Legalise rape. Boost the population!

>>577386375
Cannibalize King Rupert's and the rest of the dead bodies

>>577386907
i am that dude

>>577386892
rapist is an ayy lmao alien in disguise, activates the bailey jay beacon to summon the ayy lmao alien traps
I'll keep trying until this works, god dammit.
Aliens legalize rape

>>577386892
tear down the fort into a rupert statue fortress tear down bailey jay temple for her wickedness hath killed our king

Assign some police officers to rape the rapist

Abandon map, move south!!!!

>>577386948
KING RUPERT II WILL BRING US TO GLORY

>>577386892
Set a trap for the rapist using King Rupert's corpse

>>577386892
Suduce the followers of Phil into the ways of Jayism.

>>577386892

Pass a law, enslaving all females to be held slaves in a harem, impregnating them by force whenever possible, allow rape of the harem slaves.