Lifehacks thread!

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>>577371085

>>577371085
lifehacks aren't supposed to make life more difficult. Simply fold over the tape when you're done. No need to find paper clips.
sage

>>577371243
sages but doesn't sage like a real man.

Newfag

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>>577371243
says sage doesn't sage

>>577371085
That's shit.
You should try using rolls of tape to make sure you don't lose your paperclip. Now that's a lifehack.

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>tfw my crystals don't such a nice color

>>577371221
Manual for being a massive faggot

>>577371687
You get a different color depending on how much air you blow through the straw.

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>>577371687
sorry wrong picture

>>577371085
Don't do this

it creates mustard gas.

>lifehacks

AKA simple common sense shit that non-retarded people have already figured out

>>577371451
this is how anti vacciners think we think

>>577371846
k going to try it tomorrow. don't have the ingridients here right now

>>577371451
im goingt to tyr thsi!

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>>577371945

>>577371992
>lifehacks on /b/
different ways to kill yourself

>>577371908
IT FUCKING MADE MY THROAT BURN FUCK YOU FAG I HAD TO LEAVE MY KITCHEN

>>577371221
all shit fits
fuck off tryhard

>>577371237

inb4 this burns your skin off

It takes a mammal 24 seconds to empty a full bladder.

>>577372315
newfag detected

>>577371521
Why does everyone think this is the way to do it?
The slipknot is a dreadful knot. tie a bowline or something they're not even hard.

>>577372476
>No, that's a mirror

>>577372315
You're going to die. Go to the hospital.

Ammonia and bleach creates a turbo toxic chemical you retard. Pay attention in school

>>577371085
or you just pull the edge of the tape to the side so you dont waste paperclips. Not that hard

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujFeRwXO77k

>>577372575
i wish you and your whole family got brain cancer

>>577372735
nigger

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>>577372315
didn't actually do it, no one is this stupid.

>>577372587
my neighbor called an ambulance, i can barely fucking breathe, am I fucked?

>>577372909

>no pics
>no timestamps

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3guCM3UU8s

>>577372909

hehehehehehe so funny

>gtfo

>>577372909
You must be new here.

>>577372909
If you did that and still in 4chan, you were fucked up before this.

>>577371221
his pants don't fit him

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>>577372735

>>577371687
Holy Shit , It made 24Kt gold crystals .. I am going to be rich .

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>>577373208

>>577372587

this. all chemicals are known to be bad by the populace but if they're turbo toxic...

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>>577371237
>>577372387
it doesnt take the skin off. it cures common foot fungi though. it contains thymol which is a general anesthetic which will give a cooling sensation. im a biochemist and can google stuff.

>>577373326
kek'd

>>577373326
Is she any good?
>and did the embalming help?

>>577373326

Winner

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>>577373647
Damn can you rek'd that nigger

I am kill

>>577373028
Ho lee shit.

>>577373778
>Damn can you rek'd that nigger
Again, but this time in English?

>>577373905
no

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>>577373647

Confirmed faggot and his mum is dead just keeps getting better

>>577373963
It was a joke you dumb hick hillbilly

>>577374079
Good joke. Hilarious.
>Now care to explain it?

>>577373987
Do you even no?

>>577373963
gosh darn it good sir, you made that gentleman look a fool, good show!

Can we get some none mustard gas based lifehacks up in this thread?

>>577373028
source?

>>577374249
no

http://youtu.be/KlA_YXDm9bg

>>577374624
>>577374624
>"You put it over.....and BOOM."

kek

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>>577375219
Going to dump some.

>>577374241
>No, thought not

>>577371085
just fold the end over, why waste a paper clip?

>>577374624
10/10 would watch it again

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>>577375446

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>>577375513

>>577373406

Turbo - toxic. . Lel.

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>>577375673

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Ima actually dump legit ones, if you guys actually care

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>>577376001

>>577375910
what colors work best? is primer good too? should i put a rubber band over the can?

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>>577376068
Mine have all been legit too.

>>577376072

>>577375673

As someone who has worked in grocery for 5 years, this is utter horseshit.

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not infograph but still..

>>577376194
>hes black
im so not surprised

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dont have as many lifehacks as i thought, just a bunch of cool info.
?dump?

>>577372315
>made ketchup gas within 2 minutes
new world record gg

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>>577376194

>>577371237
Well, its not likely to kill you. Ammonia and vinegar doesnt do shit but make a decent cleaning agent. Add some bleach to that mix for some real fun though.

>>577371451
genius

>>577376381
this changed my life

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>>577371085
gonna dump some info shit

>>577371687
>bleach
>ammonia
>notevenonce.jpeg

>>577375461
>>577372609
Waste? You still have the paperclip after you've done this. If you prefer not to do it, fine, but don't say stupid shit like that.

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>>577376432

heres an acne regimen thats worked greatly for me

>apply desitin to your face 3 to 4 hours before you shower (its a baby rash cream that makes your acne fall right off)
>wipe off using toilet paper before getting in the shower
>while in the shower, wash your face and the remaining desitin using a salicylic wash. I use the pink kind
>while in the shower, give yourself an enema/ anal douche. This gets rid of all the toxins in your colon and prevents them from going out through your kidneys
>get out of the shower, and apply aloe vera to the acenearea (works as a natural moisturizer)

also, i think this helped a lot:
>take your body weight (im 120)
>divide that in half (60)
>and drink that many ounces of water every day.

ths flushes all the toxins out of your body so even if you're eating junk food, acne wont resurface. ive been eating pizza and candy all halloween weekend nad still managed to almost completely clear my face. only one really dried up pimple left, but its really more of a scab right now.

now im just tryna clear the scars. whole chin is red. heard lemon helps

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here you go /b/..

>>577371687
Why isn't posting shit like that illegal?

>>577373028
Remember kids, always cut with the knife facing your palm for maximum safety.

>>577371237
Why wouldn't I bathe in thus to completely exfoliate?

>>577371221
What is this gay shit?

>>577372636
Who keeps hammers in their kitchen....?

>>577376857
Why isn't being a faggot like that illegal?

>>577376068
>not putting 32bits to +7db
wtf man, I set it up completely differently, yet it sounds amazing.

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>>577372548
Medfag here
If they do it right and jump from the right height with a thick enough rope it will break their neck (if they're too high they'll get decapitated) and it's much less painful, also the thick knot can crush the little elevation (feels almost like a horn if you touch it) and it will go right through your cerebellum.

>>577372315
If he dies. darwin award 2014

>>577373028
sauce pls

[GO]

>>577373028
Is that a homemade fleshlight though?
Any tips?

>>577377250
elevation on the back of your head

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> thread be profiting from this

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>>577377172
so you tried this info, or you have your own method?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f7vMTRS4dM

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>>577373406

Cl2 is one evil molecule

>>577377045
but most of the time all you see is six.

>>577376381
This doesn't actually work. Like at all

>>577375513
I sleep on a wooden plank bed with a bear pelt, is that good enough? It's so easy to get out of bed now.

>>577371085
mustard gas! nice try faggot!

>>577377368
Seconded

>>577377832
oh, so you've been a nuclear blast then??
>tell us your story grandpa!!

>>577378015
kill yourself now

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>>577377454
I just tried, at least as similar as I could, in spotify (with equalify, a free windows-only plugin for spotify), it sounded like listening through those round, old cheap shitty apple earplugs, my setup in spotify looks like this.

and I always use this "curve".

>>577378010
if you can see the mushroom cloud then you are gonna get irradiated, not all that bad, but radiation poisoning will kill you in the long run.

>was NBC in Army for 6 years

>>577372218
Kek'd

I always take a couple of really deep breaths before blowing in the straw

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>>577377718
I was thinking you could possibly make the wood that is vertical into a trapizoid shape, making 3 images instead of 2, to deal with this problem.
orrr
might make it worse.

>>577377282
guess what i found guys
http://xhamster.com/movies/2634200/big_tits_shemale_fleshlight_webcam.html

>>577377832
Probably not with modern day nukes, no. But maybe with the older ones.

>>577375446
I've never seen something this over the top and detailed, are people really retarded enough to need this kind of step by step guide?

>>577378234
>>577377172
>>577376068
>fucking with the equalizer
so you think you know better than the producers who get paid $100k an album?

fuck off you retarded faggots

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>>577378239
Yea, the whole point of the pic was saying you need to run.
What's the issue?

>>577378015
>teaching people to become INTJs
don't do this.
I'm an INTJ. many in here are.
it's a fucking stressful life.

>>577378305
i mean if your gonna do this you should do it right and make them rotate with a small hidden crank. kinda like mcdonalds menus

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>>577376068
One-size-fits-all horseshit. Are you using headphones or speakers? What does the response curve look like? Have fun listening your shitty clipping sound.

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>>577371221
i dont think this is a life hack. its just gay

>>577378234
Well, just tried it with windows media player, and i like it.
Seems more pronounced

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>>577376449
Do people actually still use antivirus

>>577376968
Men who's been married one too many times

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>>577378485
Yea, but thats a quick project a 10yo can do to something that has levers and gears.
Kinda complicates it.

>>577376068

>2014
>boosting instead of cutting
>not having a decent pair of headphones that sound good without adjustments

if you constantly listen to shitty eq'd music you will never know how it should sound, faggots

>>577376068
Fucking poorfags using laptop speakers and iPhone earbuds, no amount of EQing can rectify that even if a professional with sound tells you it can

>>577376229
Nice idea, but in response I would say it's because for two planets to meet it needs the people of one to be advanced enough to travel to the other. Since we've not managed that then all the sci fi stuff has to assume the aliens come here and are therefore smarter than us.

>>577378928
not having books
this nigro

>>577376229
>Hasn't played Starflight

>>577379102
>>577379178
Guys, all i did was post a pic that i found somewhere on the web.
>chill out and go listen to your beats

>>577379178
then how would you do this

>>577377985
Thirded?

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>>577378686
>this guy has never touched the equalizer
>this guy thinks producers of music actually edit the frequencies, except for fucking pop scum and bad techno/electro (and subgenres)

>>577378928
doesnt need to be gears. drill two holes in each traingular pieces of wood. one to rotate around another to control the rotating. similar to train wheels. if my son wanted to do this id totally help. bonding and shits cool

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>>577377368
>>577377985
>>577379514

the one in the video is not homemade I guess, but this is

>>577378706
Yep, and you can bet when they inevitably get infected, they'll have that shit running.

does anyone has some lifeProTip pics?

>>577378475
If you can make eye contact with the cloud, you are irradiated.

running wont do you any good. Radioactive fallout travels at an average of 600 mph, with the initial source being the fastest and decaying its speed to around 70 square miles.

the maximum visual range of a 300 megaton explosion is 125 km, or about 77 miles roughly.

>>577378928
>Cracked
>reading that shit site

Cracked has been internet diarrhea since 2011

>>577378015
>How to be a pretentious sweaty fucktard

If someone calls you a sweaty fucktard, thank them
If somebody hurts your feelings, ignore them like a lil' bitch
Everyone says you look like a sweaty fucktard, jokes on them you got style
Keep your eyes open, people might start to think you're not as cool as you think you are

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>>577379406
I have about 10x more books than ebooks.

>>577371237
Mustard gas.

>>577372025
Not sure if troll but this will kill you

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>>577379674

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>>577378425
You know what's up, but to be fair they probably have some shitty 20$ headphones so they have to "juice" the sound up to make it bearable.
Also here is a life hack: if you want to buy some cheap headphones buy Superlux HD 662, trust me: you won't be disappointed. The bass is powerful but not overwhelming, it sounds like 200$ piece of equipment.

>>577371687
More like how to make you own not dangerous rocket fuel

>>577376870
doesn't work anymore

>>577376068
does this really work? i cant notice a difference

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>>577377172
>bits

>>577375219
How to be a dick to people who are just trying to do their jobs 101.

>>577381331
nigger, kill yourself

>>577381331
yeah I completely agree, but I'm white too

Anyone got anything on quitting caffeine and/or sugar? I'm too weak and need help.

>>577373028
welcome back to malibu toy

>>577382165
stop drinking it fagit

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>>577371908
can i smoke it?

>>577372587
>Pay attention in school
or just read the fucking label on either container where it says not to mix ammonia and bleach.

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>>577382875

>>577376381
you should fucking evacuate anyway

>>577372315
Yo're dumb. This makes mustard gas and it's poisonous

>>577376068

Sound engineer here, this is total bullcrap.

Totally depends on what you're listening to your music on, that boost at 125hz may actually improve the sound on shitty chinese earbuds. If you're using beats it'll blow your eardrums out.

>>577377294
i had a lucid dream this night.

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>>577377398
>implying that cerebellar trauma kills instantly over atlantoaxial dislocation.
>implying implified implications that protuberantia occipitalis externa is biomechanically that instabile.
>medstudent detected
>do not want to comment on my job - needless to say I have seen my share of anatomy

>>577383306
>Sound Engineer
>Uses beats

Yeahhh... Excuse me while I completely disregard everything you ever say.

More life hacks~ They're nice.

>>577384325
Doesn't work. You can't access a drive via PS/2.

>>577371085
Is there website for life hacks ?

>>577384325
That's the most goddamn adorable think I've ever seen in my life.

>>577380581
ATH-M50s right here man

>>577385210

ma nigga

>>577371237
it stains your feet blue if you use the blue Listerine lolol. thats it no nerve gas

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>>577382563

>>577376068
yea this is bullshit I tried this a long time ago with my klipsch earbuds and all my music starts clipping.

>>577385326
that clarity tho

>>577383306
>using beats
>Expecting music to not sound like dog shit
Yeah, no.

>>577383828

At what point did I say I use beats?, sennheiser master race

>>577371908
This will kill you

>>577379503
>buy entry-level monitor speakers or headphones
>listen to music as it's meant to be listened to rather than inflating the low mids beyond all recognition

If EQing every piece of music like that made it sound better, wouldn't producers and audio engineers do it in the studio?

>>577385886
>metal fences with the holes in them.


Advice from someone with a 6th grade education.

>>577383306
>Sound engineer here
>If you're using beats
>Sound engineer
>using beats
>beats

>>577371451
Been doing this for a while now. I can almost start doing 9mm.

>>577385126

lel, this shit does actually work. believe it or not. I seen it in the device manager and shit. you gotta believe bro

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>>577377172
>32 bits

>>577384827
>how to blow away your arms

>>577378686
replied to wrong person.
meant for >>577378425

>>577381619
fucking pcp, why would anyone do that?

>>577376857
Because kids like you aren't supposed to be here.

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diy war

>>577376586
Pretty good except for why would you want to encourage appetite? Don't humans have enough appetite as it is?

>>577383237
>yo're dumb

kek

>>577381331
This

>>577387465
You either can't read or are retarded. He never said he was using beats.

>>577372315
>I HAD TO LEAVE MY KITCHEN
tits or gtfo

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>>577388050

>>577379674
I've done this. Two problems:
1) After a while of thrusting, the sponges start to shift

2) It isn't a vagina

>>577382563
Trying this now

>>577380902
How to get into prison real fast.

>>577389713
Have fun with your burning dick

>>577382993
Anyone actually try this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg

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>>577389740

>>577387371
isn't that what you want when you are running from the cops?

>>577372587
fuck off whiteknight

>>577379391
>doesn't know what science fiction is

Keyword being fiction, numbnuts.

>>577372548
that knot is designed to produce a quick snapping of the neck (I. e. instadeath) if you fall 1 to 2 meters. Hence the thickness and the length. Slipknot will just choke you and make you shit yourself while enduring incredible agony.

>>577379391
Nobodies ever had fun putting the sci into sci-fi

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>>577380790
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>radial artery 2 minutes

>>577387263
>Use a bar of soap
Credibility gone

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essential reading

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>>577380790
>no Venae cavae

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>>577391552
>>577392285

>>577392285
Who's that girl? What's that from?

>>577392285
Is this a porno or something? Or did she kill herself?

>>577376229
John Carter. Shit film but something to do with the planets gravity made him awesome

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>>577371085

>>577371237
mustard gas

does anyone have the pic of a chinese instruction on how to give yourself a heart attack by using an air bubble that goes to your heart or some shit?

>>577392698
>Or did she kill herself?
she killed herself? damn. why?

>>577375673
I work in a grocery store this is bullshit.

>>577378239
the point is if you are that close you are kinda fucked anyways. further out seek shelter. the airborne particles inhaled are worse than the short term exposure unless too close.