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69 picks what news we spread over the interwebz
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k m9
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>>577327480
Poster says 68.. I'm confused. OP should die
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68, you give me a blow job and i'll owe you one
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>>577327642
suicides for sagefag
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roll for Ebola scare
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>>577328219
This
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>>577327480
None of these threads ever work fuck off OP
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>>577327480
Christy Mack committed suicide

We post "RIP" all over her twitter, and blame War Machine for driving her to suicide.
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roll for Ebola scare x2
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>>577328445
reroll
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>>577328373
sometimes, when well executed, they get some serious feedback.
something with ebola, but more specific
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>>577327480
we spread the rumor that op is a massive faggot
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>>577328542
like ebola evolving to become air born
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>>577328445
reroll for this
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>>577328665
not a rumor dick hole
>is fact
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>>577328665
>rumour
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>>577328373
roll again
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RUSSIA KILLED 8 U.S SOLDIERS
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3 employess at the Doritos factor have tested positive for Ebola. A mass recall is in operation as government fears an outbreak is coming.
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>>577328860
roll for this
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only apes and creatures very, very simular to apes can get ebola
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>>577328445
reroll
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>>577328860
this is already done piece of crap
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>>577328672
reroll for this
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>>577328860
good luck, google search of "doritos ebola" top results are a post on reddit and /pol/ telling people to spread the fake news.
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>>577328860
Reroll
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>>577329154
fucking reddit
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>>577328219

THIS!
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rolling for "Justin Bieber's dead"
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>>577329495
Get your feminist propaganda off my /b/ bitch
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Justin Bieber accused of murdering his 13 years old fan
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>>577329574
roll for this
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>>577328445
Reeeerolllll
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rolling for Justin Bieber accused of murdering his 13 years old fan
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>>577329768
FUCK, so close reroll
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>>577329601
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>577329574
rolling for this, maybe Justin Bieber has ebola though?
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>>577329891

Sounds good. Rolling for this
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>>577329891
That's a brilliant idea. roll for this
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>>577329873
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Justin Bieber has ebola
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>>577330052
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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Justin Bieber got ebola after dating and having sex with infected African girl
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>>577330052
.mov
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That Magic Johnson had finally succumb to his AID virus & died last night.
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>>577330142
See, see the black sky
Marvel at its big yellow depths.
Tell me, Badger do you
Wonder why the chihuahua ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel **.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your ukala facial growth
That looks like
A carrot.
What's more, it knows
Your suck potting shed
Smells of grass.
Everything under the big black sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm cheeses.
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you newfags are fucking pathetic. This isn't how you spread a rumour, you need to have everything planned before you post giving us the details of the raid. Rolling to spread a rumour never works

wtf has happened to /b/ ?
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Justin Bieber to be tried for pedophilia
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>>577330267
CANCER
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>>577330267
listen to the wisdom of this guy
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rolling for "Justin Bieber to be tried for pedophilia"
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>>577329989
So cliche.
I'm rolling for females are 48% more likely to contract ebola than men. Government is going to separate genders until things clear.
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>>577330383
Fuck, that's good
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>>577330383
re rollin
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oh i know I KNOW!!! "Plastic surgeon reveals information about Justin Bieber seeking for help in enlarging his small penis"
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>>577330383
rolling for this :D
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>>577330383
re rollinn
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Plastic surgeon reveals information about Justin Bieber seeking for help in enlarging his small penis
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>>577330274
He was was fucking himself.
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ROWL
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>>577330383
roll
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>>577330383

Rerolling, for this is fucking genius
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>>577330383
rrrhhheeeeroooolllllliiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg
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>>577330367
Rollan
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>>577330586
>86
Ohhh so close
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>>577330383

refuckrolling
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>>577330383
Dis
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>>577330383
rolan
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>>577330383
rawlin
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>>577330383

rollrollroll
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>>577330383
roll
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>>577330383
69 get
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>>577330383
rerererolling.
(we dont need ops approval)
Gov. Scientits didn't want to release this info until quote "...they were 100% sure. We must've made sure before we do something this drastic. It may be, but it is necessary. It is this (separation of genders) or potential death of human race."
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>>577330383

69 get
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>>577330383
keep rolling
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>>577330383
roll fo' dis
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>>577330383
Rerolling
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>>577330383

sudo add-apt-repository Ebola
sudo apt-get update Females are 48% more likely to contract ebola than men. Government is going to separate genders until things clear.
sudo apt-get install
sudo apt-get reroll
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>>577330383
rerolla
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>>577330937
>>577330383
rolling
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>>577330383
keep on balling
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>>577330383
Reroll again
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>>577330383

sudo reroll
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>>577331123
yee
roll
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>>577330383
reroll x7
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The internet will from now on be moderated in Spain, and everyone needs to buy their own account to be able to use the internet
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>>577330383

69 gett
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>>577330383
Reroll
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>>577330937
>>577330383
rolling.
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>>577330383
i roll
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>>577330383
Reroll x8
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>>577330383

rektrollin'
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>>577330383
rolling
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>>577331368
fuck SO CLOSE
>>577330383
rolling.
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Ebola has been proven to be a hoax. USA government wants niggers dead.
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>>577330383
Fucking reroll
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>>577330383
Rolling for this one
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Roll for "Plastic surgeon reveals information about Justin Bieber seeking for help in enlarging his small penis"
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>>577330383
rhuooolll
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>>577330383
roll
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>>577330383
roll for this again
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>>577330383
ReRoLL
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Jesus turns out to be black and stole shit, according to newly discovered vatican books
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Rolling "Plastic surgeon reveals information about Justin Bieber seeking for help in enlarging his small penis"
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>>577331568
SO FUCKIN CLOSE
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>>577330383
rroll
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>>577330383
rollingggggggg
>>577330643
Thanks heaven i knew i could count on you
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>>577330383
reroll
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>>577330383
rolllll
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Royal kitten gets food poisoning.
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Plastic surgeon reveals information about Justin Bieber seeking for help in enlarging his small penis
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>>577330383
again, roll
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>>577330383
rarall
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>>577330383
Look at this fucking shitstorm
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>>577330383
What will the method leak/exposure?
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>>577331512
Reroll
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Justin Bieber fights for legalizing pedophilia
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>>577331774
Sjw are gonne b mad. Iz funné to me
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>>577330383
69 get
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>>577330383

I've got it this time
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>>577330383
rereroll
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Justin Bieber wanted for pedophilia
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>>577330383
reroll
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>>577331829
exactly
>>577331812
it needs to be realistic fag
>>577330383
rolling...
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Roll2 make sjw agre
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>>577331882

Reroll
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scientist prove Ebola is actually good to give to children just chicken pox.
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>>577327480
If 69 get, I commit Sudoku
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>>577331712
reroll
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>>577329683
Just add rape and HIV to that beber
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Justin Bieber accused of raping his 13-years-old fan
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>>577330383

Most definitely got it
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>>577332000
nice trip 0's
>>577330383
roll
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>>577331979
ReRoll
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>>577330383
Reroll
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sexkontakt.com = betrug(fraud) site
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Justin Bieber infected with HIV after raping and murdering his 13-years-old fan. Accident or God's justice?
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>>577330383
rollings
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Can we hurry up and decide on something.
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>>577332000
trips
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Michael jackson spotted in italian church
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>>577332108
69 get
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with so many roll why dont we just do it anyway? do we really need 69?
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reroll Justin Bieber accused of raping his 13-years-old fan
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>>577327480
Rollin'

Rooshhuunn Bombers spotted crossing alaska into canada.

Kommie red china subs spotted near san diego.

ISIS takes pakistan.
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>>577332251
This. Let's just do it anyway, its gold.
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>>577332251
yeh we do
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Justin Bieber proven to be virgin
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>>577332237
69 get
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say that op sucks poop
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Justin Bieber's proven to be a part of ISIS
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>>577332332
Thats what I'm saying but this guy >>577332336
thinks otherwise. btw 69 get.
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>>577331712
reroll
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>>577332376
69 get plz
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ISIS uses Justin Bieber's songs to indoctrinate it's members
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Roll for the Ebola gender shit
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>>577330383
ignore OP,do it anyways
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>>577330383
Lets do it /b/
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>>577332486
reroll
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>>577330383
get
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>>577332000
>>577332185
Winrar by roll and heaven. Get to work my niggers
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>>577332527
almost rediculous enough to work.
>>577330383
rollin for this
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>>577332584
yeah fuck it, lets do it
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>>577332562
>>577332584
>>577332586
Yas. Yas plz. How shall we spread?
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This time we have to flood Twitter or social media with #ebola. The more people who do it, the more it will get out there
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>>577332669
wrar
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>>577331712
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Shocking leaks revealed: Justin Bieber is a part of governmental program to make people more stupid and obedient
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>>577332669
WINRAR
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>>577332669
WINRAR
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>>577332669
WINRAR
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>>577332669
we use messenger swallows
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>>577332669
Fuck yeah winrar
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>>577332669
winrar
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Israel created ebola to spread yet anoher bullshit story
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>>577332669
Winrar!
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>>577332767
African or European?
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>>577332669
>>577332730
>>577332740
>>577332741
7ZIP!
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>>577332669
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! IT BEGINS!!! Hash tag #seperateforhumanity
#justfornow
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>>577332669
Winrar
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Now nothing happens...
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>>577333013

Now just do this, fag, and this is gonna be gold
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>>577333013
I vote for doing this. Any other ideas?
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>>577330383
Reroll
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Somebody start!
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>>577333013

You know the rules guys. Original author of an idea posts the news
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>>577333219
We already got 69 smart ass
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>>577333110
Im just going to post on twitter idfk how to start this shit im the brain not the brawns. someone needs to photoshop a news article or two. notify some news agencies
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>>577333319
This
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>>577333298
refer to >>577333319
We need a fake news article. Any ideas?
I think the hastags #seperateforhumanity
and #justfornow are perfect.
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>>577333319
Good idea. Who's good with Photoshop?
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>>577333319

I can make an image and post it somewhere, but I'm polish and I work on polish boards, so it won't be enuf
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>>577328445
Roll
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>>577333319
Just inspect element a news article about ebloa?
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>>577333319
Post screenshot
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>>577333319
We need someone to edit wikipedia or something
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>>577333442
share it here
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https://twitter.com/MarcSchweikardt/status/529249529795993600 done
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>>577332941
African it is so much more ebola

fine but I'll start seting my my
>>577332000
up tonight. If I remember between my hallowen harvest
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somebody make a new thread
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>>577333545

Goddamn. I switched to linux 3 days ago (really) and now I don't know how to use any image editor program. I've always used Paint, and now on Linux I only have GIMP and two other crappy programs
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http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/nbc-wsj-poll-71-back-mandatory-quarantines-ebola-health-workers-n239576 this one is perfect to edit. Theres a woman on front. Idk how to edit text tho. Help?
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>>577333595

remove it fag!
Without news articles you're gonna blow it! REMOVE THIS SHIT IDIOT!
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>>577333768
Highlight text, right click, inspect element
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>>577333708
>>577333947

NEW THREAD
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This is gonna be so fucking great guys.
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>>577333595

FUCKING REMOVE IT NAO! News articles first, otherwise you blow it!
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>>577333828
deleted soz
>>577334034 new thread
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