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Tl;dr: Cheating and dirty sex stories

Does anyone have any personal dirty sex stories that include any of the following:

1.) Have you fucked someone inappropriate, like your wife's or girlfriend's mom, sister or best friend? Or a friend's mom, wife or girlfriend?

2.) Have you blackmailed someone for sex? Especially, if you caught them cheating and then got them to have sex with you to keep quiet?

3.) Have you had a female cheat with/fuck around with you because you have a big dick?


These are 3 scenarios that I find to be especially arousing, but if you have any dirty sex/cheating stories, feel free to share them.


> Pic related: An amateur-looking photo of a MILF that I think is really hot.
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As an attempt to bump, here's another MILF picture I think is sexy.
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>>577325843
Just another attempt to try to get some replies/stories.
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no dirty, just cheated on my boyfriend at the time with my ex at the time. story of how i lost my virginty. but bump for interest
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>>577326187
Thanks for replying. Care to share some of the details about what happened?

Why did you cheat? Did your boyfriend find out? If so, what did he do to you/him? Did he have a big dick? Did you feel guilty afterward? What do you look like/what is your body type? Are you interested in posting a picture of yourself?
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>17 years old with huge smoking fetish
>family gathering
>sexy cousin same age is there
>few hours later mom tells me to take out the garbage into the cans in the garage
>sexy cousin is in their smoking
>she begs me not to tell, tells me she'll do anything
>tell her if she sucks my dick I won't tell
>she laughs, thinks I'm joking
>undo my pants
>her face goes white
>she realizes I'm not joking
>she hesitantly drops down to her knees, grabs my penis and takes it in her mouth
>isthiswhatheavenfeelslike.jpeg
>she goes to put out her cigarette
>I tell her no
>dawn of realization on her face but she keeps going
>blows me while smoking
>she smokes three cigarettes before I cum

So yeah, blackmailed her into blowing me.
We did this a few more times, I even fucked her once. All while she was smoking.
We haven't done it in years, we are both mid 20's now but sometimes when I see her and no one else is around and shes smoking she'll exhale right in my face and walk away grinning, leaving me with a rock hard dick.
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Used to fuck a tight young blonde down the road when i was 19, then have my girlfriend come round and suck me off. Used to love thinking about her unknowingly tasting her
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>>577326476
>why did you cheat
i never really got over my ex and when my boyfriend left on a holiday i met up with my ex and ended up losing my virginity
>did your boyfriend find out
no, we broke up before he got back and now he is dating some other chick
>did he have a big dick?
my ex had a pretty big dick, not too big though but it felt pretty good grinding on it
>did you feel guilty afterward?
no not really, it felt as if i was still with my ex and it kind of always did
>what do you look like/what is your body type?
i usually get guys often and am rated like an 8/10. my body type is slim but im a d-cup and have a nice ass
>interesting in posting a pic of yourself?
maybe
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>>577326840
Weirdest fetish ever. Good story.
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>>577326840
That was a pretty sexy story to read. What did your cousin look like? Did she have a boyfriend at the time? Why did you only fuck her once? Did anyone else find out/become suspicious about you and her fucking around? What did/does your cousin look like? Big tits? Tight ass? Tight pussy?

>>577327030
While this is filthy and erotic, this is pretty fucked-up. You not only cheated on your GF, but you had her suck your dick after it was in the girl you were cheating on her with? Did she fuck you over before that? Or were you just a filthy motherfucker before that? Did your GF ever find out about that? What did the 19 year-old look like? Tight pussy? Big tits? Big ass? And what did your GF look like? Also, are you and her still together? And did you ever feel guilty over doing that?
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>>577327415
Let me guess, you're going to leave without posting a pic, because you know you're not an 8/10 and would rather feel high and mighty over empty praise than be truthful.

Typical slut.
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>>577327621
All questions aren't you? Anyone you date probably leaves early to get the fuck away from your interviewer-esque persona.
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>>577326840
>while smoking
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>577327649
bravo
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>>577327415
what do you look like/what is your body type?
>i usually get guys often and am rated like an 8/10. my body type is slim but im a d-cup and have a nice ass
interesting in posting a pic of yourself?
>maybe

Obviously, I can't say for sure, but your story rings of truth, based on your replies. If you're telling the truth about your body and potential willingness to post a pic of yourself, please consider doing so. With you stating that you have a skinny body and D-cup tits, well, a bra pic. would be pretty fantastic.

Also, how many guys have you been with now? How old are you now? And where do you live? America? If so, what state? Arizona here.

>>577327649
While not quite as skeptical as you, I also can't help but be curious if she's legitimate.
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>>577327649
fine then. i look younger than i am (some guys find it a turn on) and i just came out of the shower so thats why i dont look as nice and my hair wet
>cbf flipping image
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>>577327621
Yea felt pretty terrable. Wasnt ready for the commitment i was in. And she was fucking keen as. She had the fucking tightest little pussy ive ever fucked. Unreal. Tidy as all hell. Big tits but thin and fit as. The missus is hot but in a less typical way. More natural beauty. Shes tiny, small tits, nice ass. Nice pussy. Lets me fuck her on webcam etc. So adventureous. Still together. Still feel terrable
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>>577328045
nah im ausfag, im 19
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>>577328095
very nice
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>>577327775
If you don't like my questions and/or posts, get the fuck out of the thread. Go start your own thread about being an arrogant, faggoty cock-sucker, or just go get involved in one of the many trap threads that are on here every fucking day. I think you'll fit right in.
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I fucked two of my students (at different times) after they were out of my class
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>>577328095
post your feet <3
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>>577328186
perth?
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>>577328343
no tasmania
>no shit sherlock
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>>577325654

>Be 20
>Dating girl for about 4 months
>Not her biggest fan but it was during a rough time of my life
>Dropped out of college, spent my days drinking and working at Target 3rd shift
>This girl was convenient for me so I stayed with her for a while
>Roommate who is also bestfriend from High School has been seeing this Married woman for about 6 months
>Her and her husband have an open relationship, apparently they have an "approved list" of people whom the other can sleep with
>Cool girl, cleans our apartment, cooks for us, brings us alcohol
>Hooked me up with a few of her friends before I met my girlfriend
>We are on good terms
>Be about 3 weeks before my 21st birthday
>Buddy crashing on our couch, we all stay up late drinking
>Good times, watching shitty movies and what not
>Big ass 70's couch fits 4 people
>My GF sitting next to me, roommates gf on other side and roommate on other end of couch
>Other buddy in Lay-Z-boy a few feet away
>Everyone is fast asleep but me and my roommates GF
>Sitting there watching TV
>Get urge to kiss her
>Grab her face and pull her towards me
>Start making out
>First time ever "cheating" incredibly exhilirating
>Learn she has a lip ring
>She stops me
>"Cant do this while she is here, thats not fair"
>lolwut
>Put GF to bed and try again, she shoots me down again
>During the next three weeks I was too nervous to try anything and we never really had the chance to anyway
>We are texting one night about booze or some shit and she says "Chris(her husband) doesn't approve of you but I would still like to hook up"
>Okay, whatever
>Dont plan on it ever happening
>be weekend of my 21st birthday

>cont
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>>577328325
i dont know if my feet are considered hot or not tho. it is a proper concern of mine as well if my feet are considered attractive or not
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>>577327621
Appearance was blonde and kinda preppy, the type of girl I'd normally wouldn't have a shot at.
She didn't have a boyfriend any of the times we fooled around. Fucking her was the last thing we did, we both loved it but after we kinda had the realization that alot of bad shit could happen (pregnancy, family finding out). We were never caught but, next year when the family gathering was at her place, her parents knew she was a smoker but she couldn't smoke inside. We had a few drinks and talked about what we did last year. long story short I talked her into it but she couldn't blow me outside, too many people around so we opened up all the windows, hoping the smell wouldn't be too noticeable. She smoked and blew me and after I came and got dressed, her mom barged in yelling "WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT SMOKING IN THE HOUSE?". Fucking close call if she came in 2 mins eariler... She had some pretty nice tits, her pussy was also tight. I think I gave her a smoking fetish, she orgasmed fucking hard when I fucked her when she was smoking.
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>>577328527
let us be the judge
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>>577327649
haha that shit actually worked. good manipulation bro, sluts are too fucking easy.
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>>577328418
well, post tits then.
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You're hot bro, christ
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>>577328095
6/10, since you are already naked, show us your titties and i might rate you higher
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>>577325654
>20 years old at college
>meet pretty grill at class, we hit it off
>tells me she has bf but i didn't really care
>she comes around to my place to 'study'
>actually spend all day fooling around and fucking
>one day she comes around, she didn't know it but bf followed her because he's fucking crazy
>we're in the middle fucking when he starts hammering my apartment door "Get the fuck out here!"
>she's scurred of him, brief flash of alpha swells within me and i open the door
>Shove her out and lock it again
>play some battlefield 4
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>>577328752
Forgot to link.. Point is still valid.
(>>577328095)
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>>577328095
>>577328186
>>577328418
>>577328527
Forget posting pics of your feet, how about proving that you have D-cups? Seriously, that would be very much appreciated.

And if you're proud of your ass, that would be nice to see, too.

And, you look like you're fit, so your stomach would also be good to see.

Fuck it, basically, anything you'd be willing to let us see, please do it!


Btw, I've started several of these threads lately and I have some screencaps saved and some of the threads archived. I'm going to run to Circle K to get a refill of Diet Coke, but I'll be back in about 10 minutes, and if the thread is still going after I get back, I'll try to find some screencaps and some good stories from previous threads.
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>>577328636
the red mark is a mosquito bite fyi
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>>577328871
wouldhavesexwith/10
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whilst on the topic, any links to blackmail porn?
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>been on and off dick since i was 14
>be 20, have a had gf for a year now, get back into dick
>find a hot 28 yr old with 7'' cock, end up fuck buds
>twice he fucks me raw leaving his load in me I go home and fuck gf

Loved the slutty feel i got from it, not with her any more. Still get fucked when with new gfs
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>>577328871
was the ex cut or uncut?
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>>577328871
gorgeuous. Post your soles too
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>>577325654
Used to get blow jobs regularly from the receptionist until she got a proper bf, fucked this little 21 year old on her 21st bday on my bosses desk because she had a key and it's the only place at work that doesn't have cameras. Currently working on devastating this little 19 year old Asians pussy. Already got her to admit she would cheat on her bf with me and what she's into sexually. I do still this while being married. Does that count?
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>>577328871
those toes
couldgrabtreebrancheswith/10
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>>577328095
You said you had a big bum?
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>>577328771
>>577328752
>>577328850
here
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Whenever I drive my gf to work (generally when shes working late shift on a friday or saturday) i'll drop in on an asian prostitute on the way back home.

there are 4 regulars i use (one big titty jap, one slim jap, a big titty korean and a chubby chinese who is the ugliest of the lot but she works the hardest).

usually i'll just get them to strip and give me a body massage and finish me off with a blowjob (none of them make me wear a condom for oral and they all swallow).
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>>577329068
They don't look D.
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>>577329068

Typical awful tasmanian inbred genetics. Sydney masterrace
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>>577329068
Still not seeing any ass.
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>>577328492

>Spent Friday and Saturday in my hometown with old highschool buddies
>Sunday night I go back to Madison(Where I was living duhr) to party with friends up there
>My GF was not 21 and incredibly jealous that I was going out
>She was trying to convince me to stay at home with her but I was not having it
>She was crying on phone about how I dont love her and shit, which I didn't, so I hung up
>Decided I was gonna fuck someone that night and tell my roommate, who proceeds to high five me
>Roommates GF drives me and Roommate downtown to meet up with people
>Pretty fun night, my roommate introduces me to a girl he works with
>We start talking and have quite a bit in common
>Can tell she's into me, so I decide to go for it
>She turns me down and says "I have a bit of a reputation at work, I would rather not ruin it by making out with some guy the first time I meet him"
>I'm cool with it, figure I'll just get her a cab home at the end of the night and rail her at her house
>At one point roommates GF walks up to me and says "You better not go with her, I want you tonight"
>Decisions Decisions
>Night goes on pretty well, roommate ends up getting a ride with someone else and his GF drives me and this other girl back to her place
>Walk girl to door and have make out session, she invites me in but I say no, I want my roommates girl
>Get in car and start making out with her
>She says we need to go buy condoms and she starts driving
>I say i have some in my car so just to go back to our apartment
>Pull her pants down and start eating her out while she is driving
>to this day best pussy I have tasted
>She is moaning and talking about how badly she wants to fuck and all I can think is how awesome it is I am cheating on my girlfriend
>Get to apartment and grab condoms from car
>she parks and we get in her back seat
>I decide to skip the condom and we strip down
>My heart was pumping so god damn fast I remember I was breathing so heavy
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>>577329168
im actually perth...
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>>577329068
Would suck/10
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>>577328871

Post your ass next to assure its niceness
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>>577329068
osmiumlevelreadynes/10
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>>577329168
>sydney
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>>577329068
Your actually really hot.
Kik?
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>>577329068
Sweet. Wheres this nice ass then?
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>>577329157
well they are so fucking deal with it
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>>577329068
like, but show us some of your nice ass too
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>>577329261

Hm my bad. Some top sluts in perth tho
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Back when I was single I also fucked a mates gf when I was staying at their apartment. We'd be drinking, he'd go to bed and pass out and then I'd fuck her crazy. About a year later he stopped talking to me suddenly, I've always assumed he must have found out about it.
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>>577329068
well done, you get 6.28318/10. let's move on to dat ass
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>>577329369
HAHAHA. Nice flame you got there. Good. Still look more like B or at best C.
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>>577328993
uncut, i prefer it that way. cut is fine tho
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>>577329369
Uni Bird? If so, what do you study?
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>>577329369
Told/10
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>>577329157
Uh yeah they do. You must be thinking about DD or G or beyond. Virgin.
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>>577329473
post the soles of your feet
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>>577329369
wanna give us a lil show?
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>>577328095
I'm surprised that there are actually good looking girls browsing this shithole
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>>577329470
i will fucking kill you pls stahp im a d
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>>577329581
This.
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>>577329068

you gave me a boner while im at work.

love your face and tits. show ass?
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>>577329581
She has a mustache
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>>577329581
Most accurate post yet
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>>577329470
not sure if trolling... or no clue
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>>577329470
Fakery of the image aside, B's? Are you serious?
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>>577329581
thanks???
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>>577329697
he likes big girls
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>>577329581
Just another place for them to validate themselves based on beauty. This chick's pretty but she's probably dead inside, which is super hot. I love bad little sluts.
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>>577329473
Gotta snapchat?
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I like how none of you asked for a timestamp
scrubs
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>>577329676
i have a freckle mustache
>cute or nah>????????
haha jk it weird
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>>577329771
Got Snapchat?
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>>577329771
still waiting for a nice pic of your ass though
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>>577325654
I work as teacher and fucked some of my (legal age) students.
I had chicks cheat on their husband/bf with me, not because I have a big dick, but because I`m just good in bed.
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>girl makes story thread about herself
>guys think they are rusing her
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>>577329369
How does it feel knowing a group of fat old men cumming on their screen looking at these pics? You seduced men and you will got to hell for being lewd fucking slut.
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Started fucking this 6/10 face but 10/10 body about 3 weeks ago. H cup tits, tight pussy. I was wondering why so tight but it's because her boyfriends dick is like a peanut. She spends all day with him, taking his money and attention, goes home, comes round mine and I blast her until she goes home. It's blissful. She digs everything I do and comes to every gig I do. Boyfriend does martial arts and could definitely whoop my arse but I'm not passing up on that pussy.
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>>577329771
Get's me wondering, how do you feel about the dick rate threads? or do you just go to /fit/ to mire?
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>>577329847
i did timestamp first and like the background is pre much the fucking same
>retard?????
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>>577329847
Because she already provided one. Dumbass.
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>>577329245

>She asked if I was okay I just said I had never cheated before and it was so awesome
>When I took her shirt off and looked at her naked I remember thinking it was like seeing boobs for the first time again
>This was a whole new experience and I was loving every second
>Her pants were already off and I got naked the second I got in the back seat so I plunged in
>She started moaning and I instantly wanted to come
>I couldnt help but think of my girlfriend sitting at home depressed that I got to go out and she couldnt
>and here I was fucking this girl
>I popped out for a second and slipped back in
>She said "Thats the wrong hole"
>I said sorry
>She said "NO thats great"
>Turn her around and fuck the shit out of her for a while
>She is going crazy shoving an icescrapper up her vag while I do
>I turn her back around so I can look at her while I cum
>Her phone rings and she answers it
>Its her best friend
>She says "Oh I'm in my car with anon, we'll be in in a bit"
>Then she pulls up next to us and just casually strolls on by
>I finally am about to cum and I ask if I Can come in her, she says no
>I have been on a vandal high this whole time so I say fuck it and cum in her anyway
>I can tell she likes it so much as she moans and then cums right after me
>After we clean up she wants to go again but I say "We should have been in there like 20 minutes ago, we gotta go in"
>Get dressed and go in
>When we get in I call her stupid for getting pulled over by the cops, impromptu cover story
>She tells me to fuck off or some shit
>Throughout the night we would "wind up" in the same place in the apartment and have crazy passionate make out sessions followed by a few seconds of her sucking my dick
>We never fuck again, even though she tries to get me to, I never tell my girlfriend and my best friend only thought we made out for which he blamed her

I sometimes still jerk it to that memory, first of many times I cheated, good memory.

Have more if anyone wants them...
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>>577329638
Then I guess here in Europoor, the girl are bigger-titted. Because an ex of mine had D and her tits were fucking big, not those cute little handfuls you have.
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I have one - still ongoing! So I live with 5 people including my best friend and his girlfriend. Over time I became closer to the girlfriend than I was to my best friend - we started watching movies together and cooking together and just hanging out all the time. One day me and the girlfriend and my bestfriends sister were all hanging out and the three of us ended up weirdly making out and light touching. I woke up naked with the sister although I don't think anything happened (great tits and totally shaved!). That night broke the ice with me and the girlfriend and we started getting flirtier all the time and started touching and I'd go down on her time to time. It started getting fucked up when, because of complicated reasons, the three of us (me, my best friend and his girlfriend) were forced to share a bed for about a month. My friend drinks a lot and would often pass out in bed and me and her would fool around with him right beside us. So many times I would hold my hand over her mouth to stop her moaning while she came and he snored next to her. Essentially this is still going (been about 2 years now!), we've only had sex 3 times but I made her come twice today while he worked in their room upstairs and we were pretending to watch the mindy project in my bed. Shit's fucking messy. I've been fucking two of my ex girlfriends this year too and whenever I bring one of them over my best friend's girlfriend gets shitty at me - so hard to explain to everyone else why she's suddenly not talking to me. Anyway, that's me.
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>>577329867
Yea it's cute. But where da booty at?!
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>>577329972
Where's dat trampstamp tho girl?
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>>577329938
>being lewd fucking slut
cheers i try!
>you seduced men
isnt that what life is about? breeding and passing on genes? clearly im doing a better job than u
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>>577329950
>10/10 body
>H cup tits

You're dating a fatty. She's not 10/10.
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>>577325654
gave a rich older man (like 30ish) a car blowjob for money when i was underage. got a lot lot lot of cash for it. i gave him my number and he texted me a couple of times for more but replying to it always felt like i'd seal my life as a whore so i never did it again. still get turned on when i think about it
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>>577330119
go to first pic of me newfag
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>>577330223
I said tramp not time you dumb hoor
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>>577330128
You show them gurl!

captcha: Inch tuiny
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>>577329369

I suspect you are a ginger, wet hair is a good disguise.

Also, I suspect you are a fraud.
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>>577330223
>>577330223
moar pics? ur hot
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>>577330389
soz dont have my glasses on lel
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>>577330223
Posting anymore pics?
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>>577325654
No, but I've been on the receiving end of shit like this.

Bsck in 2012, I hooked up with a 10/10 alpha douchebag. He was a previous model, a badboy, a gang member, y'know? Smoking hot but completely weird as fuck.

So of course as the slut I was, I let down my guard and just jumped right in. The weird part? He had a foot fetish and had a huge obsession with working out and genetic compatibility - as in he wouldn't date someone who was 7/10 or less, who smoked or was unhealthy etc, and it was all because he didn't want ugly or sick kids..

Anyway we didn't fuck, but I sucked him off a few times and he of course filmed it, posted it on a page, dumped me and left for Thailand or something. He had dated loadsy of girls and done this before.

Think he's dead now though.
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>>577330223
spread pussy!
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>>577329369
I'd fuck you into next Friday.
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>>577329369
they're pretty damn nice regardless of cup size, thanks for sharing...
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>>577330183
Funny thing is, she's not a fatty. I've never met a girl with that size tits and still be slim.
I don't fuck fatties.
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>>577330431
not ginger, just literally came out of the shower
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>>577328095

BTW you deserve your own thread.
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>>577330494
Haha, silly.
Well everyone here's clearly ready to see that ass, you working on that?
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>>577330580
fuck you and my weakness for glasses now i have to fap.
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>>577330632
i have pretty much claimed this thread now
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>>577329867
You are fun. I made a shit comment but yeah those are freckles mustache. Keep up the good spirit
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1. I fucked my best friend who is a girl and was engaged/is married. Got her pregnant and now my daughter is being raised by her husband. I still fuck her at least a few times a month, usually once or twice a week. No condom, no bc.

We know it's mine because she hadn't fucked him in over a month before she found out she was pregnant, and slept with him immediately to make him think she got pregnant.

2. That's how the above started. She and I got drunk, fucked, and I held it over her head for a couple of times. Now she starts it more than I do (apparently he has a baby dick.)

3. Yes, 8.5 inches and extremely thick. I used to have a few fuck buddies just for my size.
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I've been sleeping with my best mate's fiancee on and off for 5 years.
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>>577330580
Got to hell fucking slut go fuck the wall or something. Slut.
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>>577330580
Still waiting on that ass
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>>577330797
Fucking dumb slut. You like the attention right? Does it make you wet?
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>>577330717
haha the struggle!!!
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>>577330580

I have a feeling your eyes aren't quite true. You look a lot like this actress.

Pic related
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>>577330580
Holy shit you're definitely at least 9/10. Literally the first gorgeous girl I've seen from near me on here.
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>>577330580
Whatever, ginger slut. Also, I must know, what's the significance of those playing cards on the wall?
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>>577330797
if you try you might be able to become the new queen of /b/
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>>577325654
Fucked my best friends girlfriend once. If you life justice stories you'll like this.

>Have girlfriend (pic related).
>8/10, petite, fucking horny all the time, loyal as fuck - does shit like shows up to my house with a cake on my birthday etc etc
>Love her like crazy, go on holidays with her
>After a night of heavy drinking I fuck my best friends girlfriend
>Tell her to not say anything to anyone
>Smooth sailing from there
>Fast forward like 3 months
>I'm leaving to uni
>Me and GF spend our last few days in Finland together
>Leave heartbroken, but gotta move on.
>Still skype and shit
>Randomly my friends girlfriend starts messaging me about how guilty she feels
>I wake up the next day, check my phone
>Fucking paragraphs of messages from like 3 people
>mfw she fucking told him
>And he told my girl
>She won't speak, to me, my best friend hates me, and I feel like shit because I fucked up 1000 amazing memories with the best girlfriend you could ever have.
>About a month later I get a paragraph from my ex telling me how she wants to be with me, even though I fucked up.
>I’m so fucking happy.
>She gets on a plane to see me, 13 hours away.
>Best time ever, we just chill, drunk fuck, do vacation things.
>After 10 days she has to go back.
>Works out for the first couple of weeks.
>Now she’s fucking my old best friend.
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>>577330926
almost
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>>577330921
well my best friend is a tumblr wannabe girl so for my birthday she did one of those diy gifts with 52 reasons why she loves me written on the cards
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>>577330926
Life's a bitch, and then you eat shit and die.
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>>577331069
What do you mean?
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>>577330923

Woah there hot shot, lets wait and see. She is ginger let's not forget (not bright orange but deffo ginger)

Let's see how thick her skin is before we go crowning her queen of anything.
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>>577330926
Karmic as fuck. Don't whine too much faggot
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>>577327415
greentext the loosing virginity story
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>>577331071
Is one of those thins your pussy? Lets see
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>>577330128
Yeah +1 kick them ass
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>>577331131
redheads is the best
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>>577330926
ouch
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>>577330580
Why this "9/10" bitch derail thread?
>huge nose
>bad skin
>asymmetrical eyes
>cheek bones
>mustache
>ginger
Only good facial quality you got are your lips and teeth honestly.
Still no ass and pussy too. This thread sucks you guys are fags
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>>577331130
almost gotten away with it
don't be emo about that girl shit happens
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>>577331315
I know...
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>>577331223

Yeah gingers are cool with me but I suspect this girl is also cross-eyed from the way she takes her pictures.
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>>577331071
Lets see spread pussy shot femanon
7/10 face
8/10 tits
11/10 deliver
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>>577330908
cheers
>>577331131
>>577331223
im not fucking ginger.
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>>577331274
you're too picky and you will die alone
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>>577330082
It depends on the band size as well as the cup size. My friend is a 30D and her tits look about the same, she'd actually been wearing an A until she got properly measured, kek.
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>>577330580

>wearing a choker

Perth really is stuck in the early 2000's...
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>>577331071
Well that's just fascinating, slut. And why don't you flip your photos?
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>>577331429
greentext the loosing virginity storyyyyyyy
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>>577330580

Would beta crush hard

Fuck where's my fidora
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>>577331456
It's also a matter of push-up-ness. They market push-up bras as the cup they imitate, not the breast size they are used by, if that makes sense.
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>>577331553
do this Plox
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>>577331429
Anal picture please?
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>>577331471
She's boring. I'm bored of her
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>3 years ago
>Start taking photography and movie editing classes
>sand nigger girl in my class, solid 8/10
>She has a boyfriend
>befriend her but nothing special

>Skip to last year
>We end up having an internship at the same place
>Still has a boyfriend
>Get to know each other better
>Find out she's a stoner like myself
>We meet up a couple of times after work hours
>We become really close friends
>She comes to my place a couple of times
>She spends a couple of weekends at my place, nothing happened yet, sleeping in separate beds
>After a month or 2 she gets into a lot of fights with her boyfriend
>She spends another weekend at my place
>Smoke a few joints
>Stoned as fuck
>She's coming on to me
>Haven't had sex in 2 years, my dick was harder than concrete
>We make out
>Fooling around for about 45 minutes
>We go up to my room
>have sweet, sweet sex

>This goes on for about 4-5 more months
>Have sex on a weekly base
>Boyfriend never knew

Pic related.
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>>577331274
>huge nose
use to be perfect i broke it
>bad skin
i know, but at least i have skin am i right??
>asymmetrical eyes
my eyes are fine i just tilt my head and dont selfie straight
>cheekbones
my face gets molested daily for these bad boys
>mustache
its freckles
>ginger
IF ONE MORE PERSON CALLS ME GINGER I WILL LITERALLY BRAKE A TABLE
>only good facial quality are your lips and teeth
yeah they my favourite, personally i dont like my face but i love my teeth! have had no work done too!!
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>>577331703
Nice land.
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>>577331732
break*

- Heaven
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>>577331703
Moar? She's hot bro
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>>577331768
Nice land?
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>>577325654
There is nothing more exciting than going home to my bf with some random guys cum inside me, and i just tell him im extra wet for him. have done it at least 15 times in the past year.
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>>577331732
How does it make you feel that people are fapping over you?
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>>577331553
do it fgt
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anyone have links to any good black mail porn?
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>>577331470
They're back in fashion now m8, at least where I am.
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>>577331817
Rear view
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>>577331840
You slut.
Post mouth.
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>>577331840
Mega slut detected post pics and don't forget timestamp tramp
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>>577331671
same, what a slut
>>577331471
im a lazy shit like everyone here
>>577331470
lol yeah
>>577331395
im not cross eyed.....
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>>577326840
I've seen this pasta b4
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>>577331429

yeah, you are. You are dark ginger. You remind of this girls who claimed to be blonde, she wasn't, she was a ginge. Then she put a load of pictures of Facebook which made it obvious she was ginge.

She blamed the camera.

Also picture face on so I can see them eyes please.

I don't care about your pussy and asshole, I figure it is pretty much the usual.
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>>577331943
See this guy fucking delivers.
You ever cum inside her bro?
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>>577331965
What part of perth?
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>>577331863
happens often
>dramatic hair-flick
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>>577331938

They're so fucking trash though.
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>>577331804
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>577331913
http://www.xvideos.com/video6724808/blackmailing_sis_for_sex
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>>577332050
She never wanted to have sex without a condom.
I did blow a load in her mouth one time.
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>>577329261
I'm in Perth aswell, add me on snapchat if you wanna chat
methisgr8
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>>577332107
virginity story 4 gawds sake!
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>>577332060
near the airport
>>577332031
yeah im dark ginger but im not a fucking ginger! i have a soul!!!
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>>577332120
Yeah, but I can't hate them completely, they make me nostalgia hard. I remember wanting one so bad when I was a kid, fuck knows why.
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>>577325654
the tldr version
>meet girl (friend of friend)
>go out
>drinks
>fuck like there's no tomorrow
>mfw when she's married

said she loved my dick (i'm 7")... i made her wet (her words)

cheated on ex to have a 3some... no regrets... ex was batshit

fucked 19 y/o girl (i'm 28)... she had a bf... apparently she had a crush on me for like 2 years (friend's younger sister)... we fuck anytime she's around... she's pudgy but that young pussy
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>>577332201
Aw.
Did she swallow that though?
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>>577332239
wat
>>577332231
maybeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>577332107
More pics pls.
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>>577332243
CLOVERDALE OR JANDAKOT?
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>>577332246

Man, growing up in '90's Australia was so shit. I wish I was born in the 90's.
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>>577332316
yeah she better swallow, its rude not to!
>mfw i realise i slut and always swallow like the good girl i am
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>>577332316
Yea she did. Looking me dead in the eye with cum-hungry eyes.
Shit was hot as fuck.
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>>577332356
greentext your virginity story >>577332239
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>>577332429
Please stop teasing.
>>
>close friend from highschool is having a party
>invites me and a couple other bros
>Am 20 at the time
>have never been seriously drunk
>decide to go all out
>notice another classmate who always had a crush on me
>she's 4/10 chub
>FAST FORWARD several hours
>we ended up making out several times during this timeskip
>i get fucked up like the baby splerg I am
>puke for an hour
>we end up fucking and I came insisde of her
>Turns out she had a boyfriend of 2 years back at her Uni
>feelsbad.png The guy is pretty bro and he's never done anything to me
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>>577332412
Feels bretty good, I have to say. However bad 90s Australia was, I can guarantee you 90s Ireland was worse. We didn't get divorce until '95.
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>>577332356
Add on Snapchat, jjpaulyp. will not dissapoint.
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>>577332429
You must be going through a dry spell to post something like that.
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>>577332408
UM WHAT
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Me 9-10
Parents on a night out
Auntie and Uncle babysitting me
They have three kids (2boys 16&18 1girl 8-9)
Be around 5pm
I go upstairs
Boys don't let me in their room
Girl lets me in
She says she's bored, I same the same
Decided to play a board game
Dinner time
Go down stairs, eat, back upstairs to finish game
Game finished, I lose, get annoyed
Go to play another game
I say doctors and nurse
She doesn't know this one
I explain that we that it in turns to look at each other's body and examine
We start at head, hands, arm etc
Then I exmaine her crotch
She had girly boxers on, so I have to slide them over
Eyes catch her vagina, I think to myself I'm checking that next
She check a pack of me
I pull her girly boxers down, she goes red in the face, I play around a little, put a finger in there and lick it, she tells me to stop,
Her turn again
She's sat there in her best, I take it off, she's fully naked
I touch her nipples and stroked them, I think she was enjoying it
Her turn, she starts to examine my legs, trousers off
My turn, her bum, a very clean bum, I poke around and look, I tickle it to, see a felt tip pen on floor, that is inserted, to check your temperature I say(well played) I put it in to far a little yelp.
Her turn she pulls my pants down and my small erect penis is now out, she tugs at it, watching the head of the penis, she licks it to see if I tastes right, not sure what she is basing this on, and next she is giving me a blowjob
I then put my penis in her pussy and we both lose our V, we carry on for a little while
We are all called downstairs again
Quickly rush to get clothes back on
Go downstairs
Her mum/my auntie notices that her vest is tucked into her pants, she goes to untuck it,
She put them on the wrong way, busted!
Nothing is said but they know, we are all put to bed
My parents and my auntie and uncle have a argument in the morning when they come to pick me up

This was the last time I saw / spoke to them for 4/5 years
>>
ITT: teenage cheating stories
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>>577332429
You are probably a dude that faked a timestamp and doesn't have an ass pic for us.

>>577332436
You are a fucking champ right on dude.
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>>577331274
>huge nose
how is that huge you fuckwit
>bad skin
not really good, but i've seen worse
>asymmetrical eyes
i don't think they are, might look like that on the photo
>mustache
can't see one on any of the photos
>ginger
don't want to side with her, but i also wouldn't call her a ginger
>Still no ass and pussy too.
CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT
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>>577332243
You're really cute should definitely hmu c:
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>>577332243

Finally, so we agree. If you are Australian it must suck being (dark) ginger.

Look straight on in to the camera, I want to see your eyes.

I would blow a load to that more than seeing your brown eye.
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>>577332546
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>577332547
Greentext, m8. Learn it, love it.
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>>577327415
>>577328095

>8/10

More like 6/10
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>>577332543
no im just bored tbh
>>577332494
i always tease guys, i once made this guy cry while i was sucking his dick caus i kept teasing
>pussy
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>>577332524

>that shit weather all year round

I can only imagine.
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>>577332546
Nah but seriously, ill end up bumping into you at some point. Im going to have to move to one of those areas
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>>577332563

You are sailing dangerously close to whiteknight waters.
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>>577332624
I'm on a train and phones about to die, it was too much effort
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>>577332667
Showing weakness mid-bj... Pussy is right.
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>>577332356
Oh and I'm 17 btw so I'm not some 40 year old stalker.
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>>577332356
You ever done anal before?
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>>577325654
1.) Fucked my adopted sister once.Wife never found out.

2.) Yes. Threatened a girl into fucking because I got ahold of her nudes and was going to tell her boyfriend that she sent them to me.

3.) Yes. I'm average, but it was because my dick was bigger than her boyfriend's.
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>>577332667
lol still good girl idd and now be a really good girl and post a fuckin pic of that ass of yours
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>>577332667
Bored but you haven't shown us your "nice ass"

Okay
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>>577332678
I fucking love the weather, hot weather makes me want to kill myself. Rain's a bit shit, yeah, but that's what umbrellas are for. I'll take my comfy mild weather over blazing heat anyday.
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>>577332667
ffs just tell the story on how you lost your virginity already
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>>577325654
>Got drunk at friends going away party
>his sister and her friends are there
>sister is 5/10 but she has these amazing tits
>everyone gets pass out drunk
>my friend and his sister get into an argument
>As im sitting outside smoking a cigarette she comes out crying
>I console her we end up making out
>leads to a bj
>ends in her bedroom
>let me inside her raw, feels good man
> cum in her mouth, dont really talk to anyone from that group for a few weeks
>6 weeks later
>at a bar when I see one of my friend's sister's friend come in
>end up getting shit faced
>go behind the bar and fuck
>later found out that she fucked me because her friend told her I have a big dick
>I've fucked 4 girls from that group on a big dick referral, I'm working on the last two to round out the group
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>>577332817
B&
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>>577332896

But at least it's only hot during certain times of the year. Not like rain every god damned day.
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>>577332819
YES ACTUAL! did it for the first time last wednesday
>>577332817
okay
>>577332746
wasnt mid, i pulled away before he came about 7 times and just sat there staring at him
>>577332683
haha im near morley kinda ish
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>>577332945
Damn that's fun.
What you packing?
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>>577332817
Get this faggot out of here. MODS
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4/10

at best
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>>577333001
Did you like it...? Who proposed that?
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>>577333001
Gotta love cross-eyed gingers who are willing to do anal.
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>>577331957
i'm not a megaslut it's just some harmless fun before we get married.
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>>577332976
Well, not every day. I have no real idea what the weather's like there now because I'm living in Italy for the year, but I think it's been dry for a while. And hot for you and hot for me are not the same thing. I start getting very uncomfortable past 20 degrees, but I handle cold weather perfectly well. You'd think it'd be the opposite since I'm so small, but oh well.
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>>577333001
virginity story now!
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>>577332817
Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...
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>>577333001
>wasnt mid, i pulled away before he came about 7 times and just sat there staring at him

I'd just fucking grab your head and shove my dick down your throat and hope you can't handle the gag reflex.
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>>577333001
West Perth fag here. You're really cute. I think Perth has some of the best looking women.
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>>577333107
So much autism...
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>>577332243
still a ginger then... but in a good way
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>>577330926
For great justice!!!
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>>577333001

Yeah you are a bitch but not a true bitch. You should have pulled away just before he was about to cum but couldn't stop and then watched him involuntarily spurt
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>>577333258
Shut the fuck up.
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>>577333165
honestly ill make every cunt who calls me a cross-eyed ginger blind and ill set their hair on fire and scream "WHO'S THE CROSSEYED GINGER NOWWWWW???"
>>577333108
eh was okay. different that for sure
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>>577333360
Was it your idea?
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>>577333360
>"WHO'S THE CROSSEYED GINGER NOWWWWW???"

You are.
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>>577333220
>"post pics" "post pics" "post pics"
>"autism"

Kill yourself, virgin faggot.
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>>577333001
Awww shiiiet, i have an idea where you are.
If you hear someone say "youre that anon from that thread" youll know who i am.
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>>577333289
i made him cum eventually, i was in a really teasing mood that day.
>>577333205
and really ugly men.
>>577333204
most guys would but this guy was really shy and cant even lean in to kiss me
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>>577333360
I'll date you and when I get you in bed
About to cum. Call you a ginger.

Laugh as you kick and scream as I blow my load in you're fire colored snatch.

Ginger
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>>577333052
7 inches long 5.5 circumference
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>>577333107
And this is how maximum virginity derails a perfectly good thread.
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>>577325654
>be me (inb4 newfaggots)
>like girl
>marry her
>have sex in the missionary position
>become a loving father
>
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>>577333360
fuck off cunt nsw is the king state, fuck the rest of them.

also

show us your tits through the microphone

also

fuck off cunt

also

add us on snapchat

also

also
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>>577333360

It would still be you duh! Just they wouldn't be able to see it anymore.

>blindness preventing seeing the cross eyes.
>burning hair smell masking the stink of piss all gingers carry around with them.
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>>577333420
yes
>>577333432
yes
>>577333502
okay well post pic so i dont die of embarrassment
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>>577330015
Callin bullshit on this one
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>>577333530
Why are you blowing a wuss?
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>>577328871
not really a foot person, but those are cute feet. Also your face is more like an 8.7/10
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>>577325654
1. Yes
2. No
3. Yes
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>>577333613
post ass or you're ginger
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>>577333659
Because they're almost always attractive on the surface.
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>>577333659
She's into that kinda guy. That's why she's on /b/.
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>>577333547
i will bite that dick off fag
>>577333579
nsw suck ass! wtf are you on? oregano??
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>>577333554
I actually lost my virginity when I was 13

>perfect good thread
This thread was supposed to be about cheating stories and not about a single bitch whoring herself

It wouldn't take too much to realize who's virgin here, faggot.
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>>577333737>>577333659
>>577333736 has the right idea
>>577333732
>all of a sudden i become ginger lel
>>
Nothing wrong with being cross-eyed, by the way. At least then, when my dick is in her mouth, I'll know she can't help but focus on it.

>Captcha: ginger cross
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>>577333741
cunt im on fucking rosemary and thyme

fuck off ill bash ya head in cunt

oi nah but srs you sound like a right old cunt that i would gag
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>>577333737

Nobody is into the kind of guy that posts on /b/
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>>577333853
confirmed for terrible ass. typical ging
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>>577333289
that's hot. i've done that to my bf when i had another guy's cum inside me and he didn't know. he's so cute
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>be me
>be 16
>at beach party with friend
>lots of people
>we come late so everyone is already pissed
>we rip out bottle o vodka and get started
>aw yeah
>my friend is very lightweight has like 2 or 3 shots and is already very drunk
>i just relax and talk to some people slowly drinking
>end up finishing the rest of the bottle off
>holyshit.jpg
>vodka kicks in
>drop two acid tabs while pissed
>blur from then on
>wake up in bed next to friend
>chick on floor covered in jizz
>don't even know if she is alive
>wake friend up says he doesn't wanna talk about it
>go back to sleep
>3-4 hrs later we leave
>leave chick on ground
>find out next day that we gang raped that chick and she might be pregnant
>mfw cant remember a thing
>fml
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>>577333872
not cross eyed, see??
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>>577333853
So you're not at all worried about the possibility that you might suddenly become ginger. Sounds like an attitude only a ginger would have when faced with this predicament.
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>>577333853

Found a photo of you blowing that guy.

I knew it was you from the eyes.
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>>577333981
Nice pic. Are you ginger? That's hot.
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>>577333981
whats your kik?
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>Be me, 22 yrs
>Work as a bartender on the side while studying,
>This night I was working another bar crowd. Know alot of them
>See that I'm working with this petite chick. Cute face, amazing ass.
>Decide I'm gonna make a move. I'm around a 7/10, but I've been told that I'm charming, and I can pretty much just pick a target for the night.
>fast forward 2 hours, closed up shop, but still people hanging around drinking. Guess that's bartenders for you.
>Making out with her heavy behind the bar. Good kisser. Friend comes up and whispers that she has a bf
>I ask her, she lets out a long-drawn "maaaybe" then proceedes to say "no"
>don't really gaf at this point. Take her home
>Was rock hard at the thought even though alcohol.fucked her twice that night
>She wakes me up and we fuck some more
>She pretty much spends the day in bed with me, being hungover and fucking. Great lay.
>Leaves later on, says in door: "Yeah.. I have a bf.. later"
>>
My ex came over and came all over my new boyfriends flannel that was on the bed.

Wore it when the new guy came by later that night.
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>>577334008
>kek
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>>577333853

Can you email me? I want to ask you some questions.

[email protected]
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>>577333981
Post ass plz <3
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>>577334036
Totally cross-eyed. Fucking called it.
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>>577333981
moar tits or puuuus
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>>577334069
post ass or you will be visited by the Ghost of Ginger Present and forever be known as a cheating whore
>>
I'll tl:dr mine

>be 20 gf is 27
>find out gf has husband that treats her like crap, mainly ignores her completely
>say fuck it and move in with them because they needed roommate.
>after a few months we fight and sex becomes the most dreaded thing I want to do with her ( I seriously said I came a couple times when I just went soft from hating her)
>talk to her mom a lot and spent a few nights at her house after fights with said girl
>the same month I decided to move away and start my life on my own I spent a lot of time at her house to avoid fights
>one day I got home really eay from work and went to bed (5am)
>I woke up around 9am expecting no one to be home
>go to bathroom naked with morning wood and pretty much walk in on her towing off after a shower.
>She's frozen, I stare in shock and apologize and immediately go get dressed.
>she follows me to the spare room and after apologizing for not closing the door asks if I really did think she was beautiful
>after telling her she's the most beautiful woman I've seen, she pulls my boxers down and blows me.
She only blew me two more times and one we were about to actually fuck get daughter (person I now hate ) called and wasaid coming over to apologize and say good bye to me... I left that night and me and her still text on and off.

I think this only happened because I told her about me and her daughter and how stressed it ended up making me ( she, knowing her daughter, knew that she treated me like garbage ) and the fact that I thought she was beautiful as a young guy, since mend were only dating her for hee money.
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>>577333981
OP here. You did do a fairly good job of taking over, or, at least, derailing this thread, but you seem to be stalling on showing your ass. What's the deal? Do you not like your ass? Or do you have a penis that you don't want to be seen?

If you're afraid of posting a pic of your ass and also showing your pussy, well, don't be. And please show us a picture of your ass and your pussy.
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>>577333959

It is hot to watch. I like seeing the girl get a kick out of reducing the man to a helpless state. Don't know if I would like to be on the receiving end of it though.

>also tits or GTFO!
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>>577334036
my eyebrows are better and this guy uncut and tanner
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>>577333981

yeah, you are not cross eyed and you are hot. Not point in me saying otherwise.

I don't care about your pussy and asshole like I said but i am gonna spunk over that picture.
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>>577329261
10/10

Also I'm from perth too.
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>>577331703
in what fucking universe is she an 8/10? jesus. that is depressing.
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>>577334072
done
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>>577334195
yeah post pics and be attacked like the girl in the thread. no ty. it was hot though. i let him have one slide inside me so i knew the other guys cum was on it, and then teased him til he came and then we went to sleep lol.
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>>577334208
fuck off cunt srs mate dnt even start you ginger cross eyed hairy nipple fart munching

fuck me just upload a webm or some shit, we are all horny
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>>577333741
>>577333741
Damn you sound like a whiny bitch. Perth really is the dumping ground for Bogan whores
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>>577334208

Post your ass
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>>577328095
James Franco is that you?
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>>577334296
show me face
>>577334294
have fun ;)
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FYI, this thread has been archived, for those of you whom would like to be able to view it later and/or save some of the stories and/or pictures from it.

Archived thread link: http://4archive.org/b/thread/577325654

Also, feel free to continue to update (by saving/adding it again) it after this, as I may forget to do so.
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>>577334425
Add me on snapchat?
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>>577334208

Dunno that girl is really cute. Take a look for yourself.

http://xhamster.com/movies/2216020/constance_money_panty_raid_classic_loop.html

And he teases her in that video. It is a really funny loop with funky music.
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>>577334337
good idea, dont post
>>577334375
at least im still too tight for 2 fingers to fit in!!
>highfive anyone?
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>>577334326
So much cum is being spilled right now...
Would you rather have it all ?
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>>577334320
This
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Me and a girl from work go to lunch together a lot...the other day she asked me if I wanted to which was no big deal I said yea, about 20 minutes later I asked her where she wanted to go and all she said was she didnt want food, she was just hungry for my cock. I drove around getting road head for 30 minutes and its the first time I've cheated on my girlfriend of 4 years. She also bet me afterwards I'd be too scared to fuck. Idk if I should...I want to but nervous people will find out.
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>>577334393
yes
>>577334464
maybbeeeeeeeee
>>577334470
not horny, ill pass
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>>577334508
You're pretty hot. Lets see that ass
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>>577334508
>highfive anyone?
You're cross-eyed, I'm not gonna risk getting slapped in the face.
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>>577334604
>maybbeeeeeeeee
That's not an answer.
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>>577334337

Don't be a pussy, that girl can take it. She is sexy and she knows it.

I promise not to attack you and white knight the fuck out of you if anyone else does. I like youtr style.
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>>577334508
My point exactly. I hate my generation. Back on topic I've cheated on past 2 gfs multiple times and have slept with 3 girls during my current relationship whenever we had troubles. Guilty as fuark
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>>577334337
>Implying everyone isn't harassing her out of frustrated affection.
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>>577325654
Not going to greentext cause I have to go to work in like 5 minutes yeah one of my long term side hoes got a boyfriend and refused to send me nudes fuck me etc etc I have videos of us fucking so I told her I'd send them to her parents if she didn't continue for the first week she'd blow me but wouldn't fuck me then she told her bf and he got so pissed he tried to kick my ass and she jumped in front of him and told him not to and I'd back off later that night I fucked her brains out and came she told me she'd show everyone my dick if I didn't back off I'm 5 inches so I just told her well you do that I'll send shit to everyone you know at school and your parents now we're back to her blowing me and me fucking her every Friday right before her boyfriend fucks her
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>>577334727
>hates his generation
>cheats multiple times while having a relationship
you fucking nigger
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>>577334717
wait someone said im sexy?
>>577334708
okay then i might add you
>better?
>>577334637
im not crosseyed
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>>577334051

tits+timestamp or gtfo
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>>577328095
well hello beautiful! snapchat me: jensv91
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>>577334604
Any chance you could send nudes to my email? You're gorgeous!
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>>577334847
Kek
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>>577334853
Perth guy here too. 18, very fit and hung. Wanna swap snapchats or something. Kik? I'm close to the airport too. I have a cute face also.
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>>577334604
[email protected]
email me
captcha: the opickle
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>>577334072
enjoy the spam ride
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>>577334604

It isn't really a horny video.

>>577334853

Yeah you are sexy and you know it, people just jumped on my ginger/cross eyed bandwagon.

Post your asshole! It is the sensible choice.
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>>577334727

What's HPV like? Asking for a friend.
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>>577334958
prove it with timestamp
>>577334901
plenty up here, deal with it
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>>577334853

Can you post your ass?
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Someone find this sluts Facebook already. Perth and town was alread'y posted.
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Why are people posting emails? I assume they must really love WOW phising spam.
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>>577335086
20 year old dude with 9 inch dick and fit. Will prove over snapchat.
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>>577335098
dont have facebook
>WHAAAAAA
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>>577334853
>better?
Well certainty might have been nice..
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>>577335189
The ginger is into really desperate and awkward guys, so it all works out.
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>>577335098

awww don't do that, there can't be too many ginger, cross eyed girls in Pert, they are like a rare species and should be protected.
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>>577335091
Why do you sage and act like this you homo go yourself new fag
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>>577335327
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>577325654
Well im half white half black and not even joking to say i was blessed with the BBC but my skin colour is light as shit, kind of how I lost my virginity. pic related

>be 17
>summers coming around and alot of partys going on
>One houseparty , im not very sociable so before finding girls to talk to was just hard as fuck
>At this party and I feel like im gonna be sick after drinking so i run to the bathroom
>stand there a while and take a piss, when one of my best friends, whos a girl walks in on me
>sees my dick, shes drunk as shit stares at it for like 5 seconds then says im sorry and runs out
This is where u would probably think I fuck her.
>week passes and some girls start talking to me on facebook
>this one girl I find really hot, short, petite, just how I like em.
>She starts asking me to come hang out n shit
>to beta to hang out alone not realizing she wanted to fuck the shit out of me.
>One day I randomly get a text telling me to back the fuck off Jane, lets call the petite girl Jane.
>I realize its her boyfriend , after a few days and back off since hes fucking huge.
>Another house party and were playing spin the bottle, Jane gets the question "Who would u fuck if u had to in this room" she points to a friend of mine, Sadface.jpg
>10 min later when we all stop playing she comes up to me and whispers "I lied, id rather fuck you"
>boner
>heading home at like 2 in the morning, jane calls me
>"Come and fuck me now or lose me forever"
>Get my friend to take me there at 3 in the morning after all the time it took looking for a ride since I had been drinking, paid him 40 euros for it
>Get there
>Best sex ive had
>Meet the boyfriend 6 months later
>they broke up cause she fucked me
>hes mad as fuck
>Tell him Im sorry I didnt know they were together, top kek I lied.
>He says its cool
>Were friends now
>Fucked Jane like 3 times a month while she has a new boyfriend, Until 1 day she told me she cant do this anymore.
>Havent spoken to her since
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>>577335274
Instagram. whatever sluts use these days it's the same shit.
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>>577335327

Thats how he rolls. Don't judge him....Judge Ol' Cross-Eyed McGee.
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>>577335270
perth
>>577334958
and i still wanna see if u hot or nah, add me kik : midzaboo
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>>577335494
Yea, in Perth and everything.
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Bout 6 months ago, was hanging out with my ex and current gf at our place drinking. Gf get's tired, goes off to bed. While later ex tells me "I haven't been laid in weeks". We end up fucking. Feel a little bit bad about it, tell my gf few days later. Gf isn't that upset. She fucks my own ex the next weekend. Ain't even mad. Gf and I fuck the shit outta each other multiple times a day for the next two weeks.
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>>577335617
add me kik too
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Anyone else wish Perth burned to the ground?

PERTH WE GET IT FUCKING PERTHHH
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>>577335673
perth top keg
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>>577335494
I sent you a pic on kik. I'm Joseph.
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>>577335494
I am myself, know one else, judge me if you wish, whatever mean thoughts you may think will never effect me, only the nice things people say will effect me.
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>>577333981
U r a 10/10 in my eyes anon
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>>577335673
Perth is shit. Shit-tier shit.
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>>577330513
zyzz
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>>577335494
Another pic of you and I'd blow my load, just saying.
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