I have a big crush on this girl. 7 decides what I say next

>>577255704
I have a thing about eating cat shit, might be because of what dad did to me when i was younger.

I will lick ur bootyhole

>>577255704
I have a big crush on you but I don't know how to tell you

>>577255805

>>577255704
How are you?

Kill yourself, you whore-slut.

>>577256000
nice trips

wassup sexy, my dick is jus thinkin of you rn and wants to fuck you till your ancestors hear you moan my name

>>577256000
nice trips
>>577255704
want sum fuk bitch?

I have a huge crush on you, I'm wondering if we could go out sometime and fuck after. I've been thinking about you for a while now.

>>577255704
gibe da pusi b0ss!!!!!!!111

I want to have sex with you. Is that possible?

>>577256297
Winner!

>>577256297
wiener

>>577256297
winrar

I WANT FUCK

>>577256730
posts ending in????

>>577256730
Shit nigger what the fuck are you doing

>>577256730
I want you to crush my head under your ass.

>>577256730
What? You're a lesbian or something?

you're kinda chub but i'll throw one in your ham wallet.

I love nigga's

>>577256932
oh this is good.

>>577256927
Yes

>>577256730
Repeat the whole text

>>577257259
Did I fucking stutter? Do you or do you not want to suck on my big meaty cock?

captcha into jewslys

>>577256730
Send dick pic

What do I say next?

Send toe pic

>>577257623
nothing. just let her get all hot n bothered. trust me just completely ignore her OP

>>577257623
tits or gtfo

>>577257623
Post ending in what, faggot

>>577257623
SEND DICK PIC

>>577256730
I said I want to take you out and fuck. But, we can just fuck and I won't take you out. either way, I'm going to fuck you.

>>577257623
send a pic of your left hand

>>577257623
You didn't give us a number...

>>577257623
Ye, bish I wanna use u as a dickwarmer.

I'm sorry, someone on an anime/ hentai/child porn image board that I frequently visit told me to type that. I posted this conversation on there and asked people to roll for what I should say. I'm sorry I'm such a faggot.

>>577257623
send nipple pic

You have fat cheeks. They resemble a boulder. m'lady. Follow me so we may breed the ultimate super race of super fatness

If this is 6 get you send cock pick

>>577257623

this
>>577257982

dick pic

>>577257623
well pick a number faggot

>>577258080
this

>>577257982
tfw she complies

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>>577258619
9

>>577258818
Seriously? I can't take it anymore... There are these voices in my head that just seem to.. control me.. I don't know what to do, I have this secret but I'm afraid to tell anybody.. I just can't take it any further.. it's so deep inside of me and it hurts.. I'm even using lube like they said on the packaging, but I just can't get this cock deeper into me :( I know it hurts but I just want to be fucked in the ass by a big black cock.. fuck :'(

i have so much child porn if you want it.

Will you rub shit on my balls and call me ronald?

>>577258818
send tits or ill kill you

Show tits you dumb cunt!!

>>577258818
I love you but I don't know how to tell you

>>577258818
If you don't send me a pic of your vagina.
I'll kill your dog

Me want fuk
you pop pussy
me fuk
i dumbed it down so you could understand slut

>>577258818
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

9 get

>>577259189
winrar

I am gonna murder you and your entire fameily

>>577259189
wow

>>577259189
winrar!

>>577258818
look, i'm just really horny and I was hoping you could help me out. so send me something to get me going.

>>577259189
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar

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>>577259189
6 decides

>>577256000
Nice GET

Also roll

>>577256730

DO YOU WANT TO TASTE MY BIG FAT JUICY BEEFY SAUSAGE WITH EXTRA MAYONAISE

No you fucking retarded whore do you want to fuck or not how many languages should i say it in

reroll for the navy seal copypasta

>>577259674
does that mean you're into it? its only a joke until you're serious.

Kinda?

>>577259024
this

>>577259674
Kinda? So you may be up for it? Here's a picture of my dick to help decide

>>577259118
roll

>>577259674
Sorry I have a huge crush on you and I didn't know what to say and so I asked some people for advice and that's what they told me to say I'm really sorry.

Can I shit on you tits pretty lady?

>>577259886
winrar

NO! I'm trying to get you wet bitch - I know you love dirty talk

>>577259801
reroll

>>577259674
> kinda..
Dumb cock slut confirmed.
Doesnt matter what you say OP she'll put out no matter what

>>577259886
winrar

>>577259278
Roll

>>577259278
rollin for

kinda lol, she wants it OP

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>>577259886
>inb4 OP is underage

>>577255704
OP you got this
she is only kinda weirded out
kinda

>>577259674
Oh god my friend stole my phone, fuck I'm sorry haha. I guess it's out there now though

>>577259908
This

>>577259674
Send dick pic
With caption "tits or gtfo"

cmon OP quit shavin your balls and send the pic

>>577260271
beta detected

say this if you never want to have sex with this ho

>>577259908
Roll

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>>577260587

>>577257982
this

>>577255704
op say this

"okay, sorry, my friends took my phone and were messing around, but i wrote the part where i said i had a crush on you. want to hang out some time?"

>>577260538
roll

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>>577259908
Never stop rolling

I need a pic of a dick now

cmon op

>>577260829
>my friends took my phone
op won't get laid with that beta shit

op abandoned his thread

>>577261151
Take an actual dick pic so there's no surprises

>>577255704
op quite vein a faggot

give us the pic nAO

>>577259886
Fucking delivar OP

op has to many dicks in his mouth to get back to us

>>577261151
take one faggot

Kill yourself pls

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>>577261151
we waitin nigga

>>577260829
No girl ever believes the 'friends took my phone' and they think you're a faggot for using it.

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>>577261151
I gotcha buddy.

>>577259801
Reroll

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>>577256324
Ey b0ss!

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>>577259886
12

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>>577262295

>>577262295
now youre never getting laid, unless that is your cock

>>577262295
accept my cock

You don't? It's not that hard. Actually it is.

>>577262295
with a picture of you will be great

That's not yours

>>577262295
yes or no, is a good start.

Give me the pusc
before I rip your dick off faggot

You should say "Oh boy! When can I suck that big boy!"

op she must want it if she keeps texting back. just drive to her house,rape,kill,rape and then have a nice dr.pepper

>>577262295
Jesus could you not be a fat fuck op, you'll sabotage this whole enterprise

>>577259674
Hey I'm sorry I'm not being myself today I just want to let you know I have a huge crush on you and if you're free sometime can we possibly go out and have a drink or get some food I dunno.

>>577262295
Respond with your tits and vagoo

>>577262295
Dick pic while taking a shit.... That's hot OP, I bet she says yes.

>>577262295
I got that one from Google Images, don't worry.

>>577262295
wanna come over right now and fuck like rabbits? Bring your mom along also. Always wanted to do a mommy daughter threesome

>>577262295
Nigga you did it

>>577259674
My love for you is like a truck... would you like to make a fuck?

Berserker... Berserker...

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>>577262295

>>577262295
Yes you do. This is going to fill up your little pussy full of spermy spaghetti.

Cum on bae don't play hard to get

Want to see my fedora collection?

>>577262295
Stop typing and take it in your mouth.

Sorry my friend took my phone and after taking a picture of my penis and sending it to you he gave it back.

well, wrapping your mouth around my D would be a nice response, wouldnt it?

>>577262769
nice guys never win fag

>>577262817
reroll

Your turn to show my your pussy

>>577262852
Re rollz

Sorry, I have a major crack addiction

>>577262740
Too bad you must carry the body first. Do u even lift faggot?

>>577263049
roll

>>577262859
Rerolle

hows about i come over and give you the ol lickeroo?

Respond with a picture of you pussy.

>>577256000
TRIPS overrule 7s

Lil boy big cock is the name

start by sending me a picture of your pussy

>>577262295
well the typical response is that you send pics back. send me sum nudz

>>577263000
THE LEGENDARY TRIPLE EXISTS

>>577263198
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

show me your female penis

Hey is there a mirror in your pants, cos i can see myself in them ;)
but seriously, please send me a picture

>>577262295
Send me a pussy pic, now. Or I'll go kill a small child.

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>>577255704
hey chubby, wanna let me stick my ass in your butt?

I sent you a pic now you have to send me one! Have you no common courtesy?

No one gives a shit lad

Did I come on to soon?

do you like butt stuff?

>>577263529
roll

>>577263368
lel

do you have the post of the story thats from? I've seen it around but never saved

>>577263515
reroll

You don't have to say anything, but picture would suffice.

>>577263038
newfag here, do i actually say the same thing again, or does your reroll count for me

send a pic of youse?

>>577263529
Jesus christ you realise this guy wants to fuck her right?

Oops, sorry wrong pic. -send a tiny Dick pic-

Pack your bags girrrrl. We're going to pound town.

>>577263596
So close, one reroll coming right up.

show me your genitals

Well do you like it? It may hurt you because you're not used to a real man's dick but I will go gentle on you and if you like it I'll start fucking you like the dirty bitch you are.

>>577262295
I want to taste you.

>>577263619
reroll

>>577263761
roll

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>>577263000
>>577256000
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

shart lord

>>577263675
unfortunately not. heres a reroll for it

>>577255934
i'll reroll for this

>>577262295
12 OP? Fuck that. 2 get. Send:

All you have to say is yes. Well actually, not even that. Just "mmfgfffmmffmfm"

have you ever ported a banana?

>>577262295
Make it single number

Rolling for "Just say yes or no, it's that fucking simple. My patience is running out, the offer is expiring."

>>577263619
roolll

Peg me. Plz respond

>>577263913
Newfags

you respond with tits

>>577263000
>>577256000
TRIPS THREAD

>TRIPS GOT
>TRIPS GET
>CHECK'EM.avi

girl i know you wanna show that thong th thong thong thongg

damn girl you know you want ops dick quit playin

>>577264118
two trips in the same thread is a rarity, anon-kun-desu

I'm so sorry you had to see that! My brother stole my phone.

>>577264047
Reroll

OP MAKE IT ONE FUCKING NUMBER THIS IS TAKING FOREVER

>>577264102
Roll

>>577263515
rerollin

uhg just fuck me

ever ported a banana?

So what dat mouth do?

i am le shart boy

I'm gonna fuck you harder than Lance fucked over Tommy.

You have a simple choice to make...but not an easy one.

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>>577263619
roll

>>577263736
Just reroll

>>577263619
relofk

it's a quarter after one i'm a little drunk and i need you now

>>577264265
Rollin for this + he's pretty big, no? <3

please don't go to sleep, i really like you girl

>>577263619
reroll

I'm autistic and fuck with people for the amusement of strangers.
>>577255704

just lemme put my balls in your mouth

>>577264047
OP for fuck sake. Reroll

I've been a naughty boy I want you to call me princess while you peg me, treat me like the filthy little slut I am.

>>577263619
rawl

>>577264362
Rollin

" can I bust a nut in you?"

You have a pic of my dick now send me one of your dick

>>577264047
rolling for this

>>577263619
fesared4trfsfd

>>577263619
DELIVER THIS FAGGOT THREAD IS ABOUT TO KILL

My spidey senses are tingling...

>>577264596
Rerawl

>>577264362
Roll roll

as latinos say, "eso que vos sentís chocando por tu cola son mis bolas"

>>577264047
Rolling for this too

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>>577263675
>>577263954

>>577264409
3 chooses

>>577262295
Rolling for 12 is going to take forever, probably get the thread 404'd and leave you with blue balls. So, either say this next or pick a 1 digit number:

> You can tell me if you want me to take you out for dinner first and fuck after, or fuck first and have dinner after.

Suck on my toe like it's a cock

Its official, OP is kill and a faggot

boob pics please?

"Will you lunch on my manwich"

>>577262295
you respond with tits. don't play around girl. i know you want this big cock

>>577264047
Reroll

>>577264834
Are you a wizard?

I likes yah and I wants yah now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Can I see your tits please. It would help me a lot.

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>>577264118
>Calling someone a newfag for a double triple
how do you type messages while sucking copious amounts of cock?

>>577264915
rerolling for 3

12 get
fuck you guys

>>577262295
OP change it to one fuckin number before you and this thread get shrekt
Rolling for "I sent you a pic of my dick now you send me a pic of your dick"

What the fuck is wrong with Bill Murray?

i want to bang your mom and you at the same time

>>577264880
based anon is based

follow the rules bitch. i showed you mine. you show me yours

>>577265043
Winrar...fuck

>>577265043
winrar

Okay, I'm really sorry, Marki. I don't know where I'm going with this. In all honesty, I've liked you for quite a while, and I think we should try some anal if you're down.

>>577265112
Ayylmao

>>577265043
Gay winrar

>>577265043
winrarararararr!!!!!!!!

captcha: cannot nigifi

>>577265112
WINRAR

>>577264892
Rollin for >>577264494

>>577265112
7ZIP

>>577265050
reroll

>>577265112
YES

>>577264921
Royal ass muffins

>>577265112
AND WINRAR GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

You won't be responding once you have this big ok' schlong in your puss puss.

>>577265112

winrar

>>577264892
This
>>577264047

>>577265112
>>577265212
Wow two "12"

>>577265227
>>577265236
>>577265260
>>577265268
>>577265281
>>577265560
SEE THIS >>577264892

>>577265112
W
Ï
N
R
A
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now all we have to do is wait!

I need to take a nap.
Wake me up in 30 minutes, please.

>>577265731
3 got a fag winner. Deliver fuckin 12

>>577264915
Re-rerolling for 3

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>>577265043
>>577265043
7

>>577265302
reroll

>>577266042
I said, "Are you a retard?"

>>577266042
what the fuck dude

>>577266042
A wizard. Its magical how hard you make me

>>577266042
a faggot harry

>>577265302
roll

I wanna see pics of you girl!

Come on babe, you want the D or not

>>577266042
PLS dont go to sleep, send a pic, i rly liek u

>>577266042
Oh so can you not read you dumb cum-guzzling slut?


Jk ily<3

>>577266042
Let's make a baby

>>577266042
send me tit pic plz

DID YOU SEE THAT UNICORN???

A fucking wizard!!!

>>577266205
rolling for dis

>>577266042
So you really can't fucking understand one thing I'm saying? I'll spell it out for you. I want to have hot, passionate sex with you. Take it or leave it, but fucking decide already.

>>577266205
reroll

>>577266042
I asked if ur a wizarr hairy

>>577266042
topkek.

sorry for the shitty winrar.

Cause I have wand that can cast a spell all over your face

>>577266267
winrar quick OP deliver

>>577266267
winrar

you know wizzard?? they are usually sluts and DTF

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you're a fat piece of goddamn nigger shit go hang yourself, oh wait you're too fat for that

>>577266267
7ZIP

>>577266205
reroll

>>577266042
Dick pic on the toilet. You fucking degenerate.

>are you a wizard
>a what
bitch cant you fucking read.

Hey is there a mirror in your pants, cos i can see myself in them.
but seriously, send me a picture of your labia

>>577266267
win

>>577266205
rerolling fro this

>>577266267
winrar

>>577266337
WINRAR

>>577266267
winrar

Show me your inner INNER thighs

>>577266267
Winrar