Okay /b/ save the doggy

>put cobblestone blocks on lava
>create platform using cobblestone blocks
>mine cobblestone blocks

>>577107508
then how do you go through the diamond?

>>577107818
Mine it nigger are you retarded

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We get blazed together and everything turns out fine

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k

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>>577108176

Dogs dead. The gas's from the lava would suffocate him.

>>577108812
Nice

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>>577108812
>>577108971

>>577108731
are gases from lava denser than air?

>>577108206
learn how to draw a fucking swastika

Dog is dead, Diamond conduct energy.

>>577108812
>this means river is finite

river's flow is perpendicular to the picture
infinite lava

>>577109141
now youre thinking with portals...

>>577108731
if he wasn't baked by the air coming in picking up heat from the lava

>>577108206
so edge

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Nigger

>>577110357
See its a win either way.

>>577110346
also a tube sticking out of a river doesn't stop the river's flow

>>577110480
Lava isn't that hot dumbass

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>>577109823

>>577110785
Lurking

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>>577110785
Shits getting real

>>577110480
Melting point of Diamond, ~4000 degrees C. Average temp of Magma ~2000 degrees C

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>>577110785
I don't like where this is this going, anon

>>577111037
>Melting point of Diamond

>Diamond

>Melting

l2physics

>>577110785
My body is ready

>>577111342

wouldn't the melting point of diamond be the same as the melting point of carbon?

>>577111342
Diamond can melt under really high pressure and temperature

>>577111037
i hate it when people act like they know shit on the Internet. They don't even bother to look up the right answer first like fuck you have the Internet right in front of you fuck man

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>>577107397
just get a hull upgrade and some nano repairbots. shit protects you from lava pretty well

>>577111482
No, because the arrangement of atoms in a substance affects its chemical properties.

>>577111342
If you heat diamond in the open air, it will start to burn at around 700 degrees Celsius (1,292 degrees Fahrenheit), reacting with oxygen to produce carbon dioxide gas. Heating diamond in the absence of oxygen, meanwhile, will see it transform into graphite – a more stable form of carbon – long before turning into liquid. Despite this, scientists found a way to melt diamond. Using super-strong magnetic fields, they fired small plates at 34 kilometres (21 miles) per second towards tiny pieces of the mineral, subjecting them to 10 million times normal atmospheric pressure. The diamonds melted, then re-solidified when the pressure dropped, leading some scientists to suspect there could be seas of liquid diamond on Neptune and Uranus, due to their atmospheres generating intense pressure and containing carbon.
Link: www howitworksdaily com/is-it-possible-to-melt-diamonds-into-a-liquid/

>>577111482
>>577111509
No, it's converted back to non-latticed carbon at around 1700 degrees F

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>>577111629
Really 700 that seems low.

>>577111858
it's pressure dependant

>>577110785
lurking

>>577111572
my nigga

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>>577110785

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>>577112324
Adramalech!

>>577112324
Dis nigga really wants that dog.

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>>577112324
Baphomet!

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Not hard at all.

>>577107397
Bumping for satan dude

>>577112324
Don't do this

>>577112324
MEPHISTOPHELES

>>577112324
Typhon

>>577112324
mephistopheles

>>577112501
>Reply
as someone who speaks mandarin i'd like to see someone else post the meaning of this

>>577112324
so r u gone save the dog

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over 4 years of playing minecraft have changed my.

>>577109120
underrated post

>>577112593
nice

>>577112791
It was never about the dog dumbass

>>577112601
this anon is serious

>>577112940
>Okay /b/ save the doggy

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>>577112601
under-rated post

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>>577112601
oh shit dude

>>577109141
This guy gets it.

>>577112864
>bottom ladder isn't on a vertical block face
fuck nigga you don't know shit

>>577112601
shits getting intense

>>577109120
kek'd

>>577109120
Kekd

>>577113171
that's just 1 layer

>>577107397
dsimple by the proportions of it the lava is about a foot deep, just spray water on it until it solidifies, then rescue mutt

>>577111572
Underrated game

>>577113059
Lel, I like this guy.

>>577107397
>2 potion of fire resistance
>2 well placed ender pearls

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>>577112324

>>577113505
what game anon?

>>577113562
have sex with it

>>577113562
RUN, NIGGA, RUN!!!

>>577113562
let it suck your dick

>>577113574
I think it's something along the lines of "your're mums cum"

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>>577107397
I don't think you're looking at the big picture here.

>>577113562
TAKE A SHIT ON HIM THAT'LL PUT HIM OUT

>>577113562
sacrifice dog, keep lord as pet

>>577113562
Spread your arms, oscillate from side to side, and chant "wolowolowolowolo..."

>>577113562
suck its dick

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>>577113562

Blast it with piss.

toasting in epic bread

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>>577113562
Summon an ally

>>577113562
Use the art of abysswalking

why not just drop water, remove stone, mine diamond, sell it and buy another fucking dog

kill that one for all the trouble it caused

>>577113727
lol fuck the dog, keep the diamonds.
9/11 did kek.

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>>577113562
SUMMON KNIGHT SOLAIRE FOR JOLLY COOPERATION!

>>577113562
make of raepings on.

>>577107830
Yeah! you tell that dog who's lava that is!

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you niggers got it all wrong

>inb4 filename

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>>577113713
>mfw i remember i once was dad's cum floating around in mum's cum.

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>>577113834

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>>577113713

>>577113875
>>577113972
Oh shit, did you remember to equip the charred old ring?

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>>577113562

>>577107818
Graphene pickaxe, nimrod.

>>577113713
kek that actually is right

>>577114120
HAHAHAHA
You made me laugh enough to tell you the actual name

Also, pay attention
>>577114193

The name is motherload

>>577111123
Underrated post

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>>577114278
Don't let him hurt the doggy!

>>577114278
Well shit.

>>577114278
NOOO SAVE THE DOGGY

>>577114278
Oh please no

>>577114278
no pls save doggy

>>577114189
Conglaturations, you just drowned a dog with lava while his half dead body rotates around the drill machine.

>>577114278
BUKAKE THE FIRE BEAST TO STOP HIM HURTING THE DOGGY

>>577114278
god damn it you nigger, dont ask for help if ain't gonna take it u litl btch I have over 3000 confirmed kills ill fkn wrek u m8

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>>577114278
HE BETTER NOT HURT THAT DOGGY
HE ONLY WANTS A FRIEND

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>>577107397
makes sense.

>>577114451
this

>>577114278
sacrifice dog, keep lord as pet

>>577112324
counterspell

>>577114278
IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGEN
Maybe Cthulhu will kill the monster for us!

>>577114278
Counterspell, goddamnit!

>>577114278
surprise buttseks the monster!! quick!!!

>>577114446
>drowned
I think that's the least of the dog's worries.

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>>577114278

Summon the Firelord and put this elemental in his fucking place!

>>577114451
this

>>577111123
A fine post

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>>577107397

>MeinKraft

>>577114772

>implying he has enough time to defeat his lieutenants and douse the runes of the firelord

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>>577111572

You contact Scotty and tell him to beam up that mutt.

>>577111572
oh my fucking god I remember this game holy shit

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>>577114278

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>>577115097
RIP doggy, you will be missed

>>577115097
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK!

>>577115097
Dickbutt

>>577115097
fuck

>>577115097
yay

>>577115097
You bastard

>>577115097
Shit is getting real.

>>577115097
wow

you nigger.

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>>577115097

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I hate to tell you this, but the dog is already dead. Beyond the fact that the diamond can't withstand the temperature of lava. it's also the most thermally conductive material known. There would be little difference between the walls of the hole and the lava.

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>>577115097

>>577115097
t-turn him into a lava puppy and be friends forever
;_;

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>>577115097

>>577109141
/thread

>>577109141
how the fuck would you place the orange portal

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>>577115097

You damn cultist! You shalt be stopped!

The Silver Hand! Assemble!

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>>577114446
dog was of no concern, now back to glorious east.

>>577115284
Realized this from the beginning. Room would be like an oven. A very very hot oven.

>>577115284
>furries
>intelligence
pick one

>>577115097
rekt

>>577114562
youre too late my friend

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>>577115394
copy and paste out of google images like fuck anon you retarded?

>>577107880
Kek'd

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shit beats lava

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>>577115097

>>577115097
YOU BASTARD

>>577115641
>shitposting

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>>577115661
a cat

>>577115661
inb4 buttdick

>>577115661
You were dog all along?

>>577115661
You were the doge all along?

>>577115661
that you are gay?

>>577115756
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

>>577115661
You are the lava

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>>577115661
You'll pay for this....

>>577115756
>>577115761
Oh shit nigga hivemind

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>>577115661

A core hound?

>>577115661
your a fag

>>577115661

YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>577115661
ultra mega giga nigga?

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>>577115661

>>577116025
DONT STALL FAGGOT

>>577116025
fucking lmao

>>577116025
confirmed for faggiest sperglord 2012

>>577116025
inb4 deleted or pruned

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>>577107397

>>577116025
post it now

>>577112501
>>577112774

your his mom's nigger
this is my ice cream

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>>577116025

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>>577116025
Hurry the fuck up asswipe.

Drain the lava and use high pressure water to cut the diamond and free the dog

>>577115482
>>577115886
>>577114772

lmao I cringed so hard at you

http://4archive.org/b/thread/577107397

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well, I tried

>>577116025
is it that OP is a fag

>>577109120
lel

>>577107397
bucket of water, diamond pick, free doggy + like 12 blocks of obsidian

>>577116025
Nigga, didn't you read, I FUCKING cuonter spellt you.
CAPTCHA: gehante his

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>>577107397

>>577115176
instant transmission is the best way

>>577116383
i should not have laughed so hard at this

>>577116025
Hurry up fag, I need to see this.

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>>577116025

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>>577107397

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>>577116802

>>577116802
You fucking genius...

>>577116802
shitty twist

>>577116802
faggot

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>>577116025
still waiting, anon

>>577116802
Some leddit fag is going to post it on r/4chan I fucking guarantee it.

>>577116802
lame

>>577107397
Apparently diamond is a very good thermal conductor and doge is ded

>>577116704
I had a feeling that would happen

>>577116704
Kek

>>577116802
sing a bel-air and get off the stage!!1

fucking dog-killer...

>>577116802
Gay ending

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>>577116802
Well what was the point of summoning beast to do this? Ever hear of gasoline and matches?

>>577116802
that was the worst fucking end

>>577116802
ur a hero

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>>577116802
Cheers anons, killed some time here today. The name's upfade btw.

>>577116152
He made the thread enjoyable aspie or not, fucker

>>577116802
>>577116025
>filname
>dat filename
>the fucking filename

>>577116383
ayy lmao

>>577117196
Especially with this post, huh? >>577117185

He's the biggest faggot of 2014.

>>577108206
Kek

>>577116940
I really, really, really, like this method.

OP is a reddit faggot

>>577117185
thanks for making the thread enjoyable

>>577114446
>conglaturations

Tehe

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>>577113059
my nigga

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done

>>577117737
you can't even grab through minions, let alone through lava and a metre of diamond

>>577113059
Neat.

>>577117469
Thats one happy motha fucka

>>577117185
Whatever internets you may have gotten from your posts were just revoked when you gave yourself a name.

No one cares if you want to call yourself upfade. You're not one of us - you're not anon.

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>>577107397

>>577117737
>>577117805
>implying blitz hooks don't loop the fuck around 20 minions, top and mid lane, and the enemy nexus and still manage just to barely graze your character model from 2 miles away

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>inb4 autism

>>577117185
opfag*

>>577117901
I am anon, our cultist friend is called upfade, you may see him around some time.

>>577116940
do i have your express, written permission to save this?

>>577118056

Why did you kill the dog?

>>577116940
thanks lori

>>577117956
do you know what happens when you stick a coin on dry ice, bitch? It fucking goes batshit. How are you going to fucking use a jackhammer?

>sage because nobody else even knows how to solve this joke riddle.

>>577117979
>top lel

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>>577117737
No it's not

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>>577118449
That made my night sir. Thats awesome lol

>>577118302
>How are you going to fucking use a jackhammer?

i forgot to draw on my jpg, but my character has really big muscles. plus he has shoes that protect against dry ice.

>>577118302
What made you such a bad person

>>577118198
n-no, I used the water to cool the lava so when the wurtzite boron nitride drill pierced the diamond, lava wouldn't rush in and kill the dog
>inb4 diamond shrapnel from the drill slices doge into ribbons

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>>577118984
>1j4aagoF
>just a Faggot

>>577118742
Imagine the quarter is your jackhammer's tip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nM2c1ZRse4

>>577115284

just because you can't think of something creative doesn't mean you should shit logic (that most of us know) all over the place

>>577119114
I don't get it. honestly

>>577109141
portals only work on moonrock you dipshit faggo