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Marinefag reporting in,

You fucking cowards have one post to explain why you aren't serving your country.

Make it good, pussies.
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>Implying I haven't
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cuz your there, and your just not very nice
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I like having sex with women
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fucking boot
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>>577033381
I don't want to fight for kikes.
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>>577033381
I got rejected last selection board for a spot at ics,
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I'd rather look at pictures of naked women on the internet.
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>>577033381
your the governments bitch and oboma is fucking you guys left and right
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>>577033381
If every one serves who is gonna stay behind to get your waves and gf pregnant?
every one serves a purpose
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>>577033381
I'm not a brain dead, worth-for-nothing piece of shit.
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I'm too smart & wise.
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Enlisting in the navy soon, just gotta make sure it don't pee hot
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>>577033381
i already did
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>>577033702
spelled obama wrong
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I prefer to be served by low types like yourself. Thanks for making the dream a reality.
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>>577033381
I am not willing to die or kill for my county's imperialist foreign policy. You're a sheep and a retard.
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New Marine here, don't join the fucking military christ
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>>577033381
why is that horse wearing a hat?
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>>577033381
is probably a private. will never ever deploy and get to shoot someone in the face. fuck off shit bag
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Only saps risk their lives for strangers. Your country aint your blood. Your family is your blood.
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>>577033381
Physically disabled so can't join
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>>577033381
Why the fuck would you post someone who is obviously a poolee, asking why people aren't serving their country?
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Marines are fags?
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>>577033381
My country does not serve me, therefore, i serve no one.
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>>577033381

Already did my time. 8 years in the army.

Wouldn't trade my time in for anything.
Wouldn't really be interested in doing it again either.
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58 years old. I fart for freedom now.
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>>577033381
>pic related
I don't get told what to do by niggers
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Im actually talented and have a promising future. Only dumb ass niggers and retards go to the military because they have no skill or fail at life so their last resort is military.
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>>577033561
Topkek
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1. I don't feel like it.
2. Welcome to America
3. Please enjoy your freedoms without shitting on anyone else's.
4. Don'tYour indoctrination bother the rest of us.
5. YOU chose your own path.
6. None of us asked you to do this.
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>>577033381
Asthma, Quaker, Don't wanna be a bullet sponge.
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>>577034052

Smells like....... Victory.
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>>577033381
I live in Russia
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I'm a university student, also I'm not an american.
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Cause I'm a coward
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>>577033868
This
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war is pointless peace & love
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160th SOAR, reporting in.
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>>577033381
Because I want to act hard in the marines and take orders from these guys. Pic related
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Anyone who has loyalty to a government that actively shits on it's people needs to shove an assault rifle barrel up their ass and pull the trigger with their big toe.
>that's why
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>>577033381
Too smart to be a mindless drone
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>>577033381
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>>577033381
You have ten seconds to explain how you are serving your country while shitposting on 4chan
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>>577033381
Soldiers are murders who kill hundreds of innocent civilians every year. They're no heroes.
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>>577033381
you know the old saying OP, My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment. And no, you don't fuck our bitches.
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Because I'm not gay enough to desire being with a group of men with no interaction with women?

But if you're into that, OP. Then I guess that's cool...
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>>577033381

But im a marinefag too OP. 1833 here
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countries are for looser, internationalist reporting in
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>>577033381
>doubt
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>>577034563
Jodie fucks op's bitch even tho "she's" a trap
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>>577033381
because i try, to the best of my abilities, not to serve anyone other than myself. the whole "honor" and "hero" stuff is just hot air to get stupid young people to do as they are told
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>>577033381
Because I'm not a sucker.
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>>577033381
because i'm a asthmatic drug user they wouldn't take me in the army why would they take me in the marines?
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Foreign nationals from countries with shit govt's arent allowed. Even though i grew up here.
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>>577033381
What the fuck is wrong with this nigger's mouth?
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>>577033381
because my country sucks?
also, i always found these hats fucking stupid
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>>577033381
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I'm in the Navy.
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>>577033381

Because I don't want some jew motherfucker telling me what to do, say, eat, when to sleep, where to go and who to kill every fucking second of my short blip of existence in the cosmos
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>>577033381
because im not a patriot
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>>577033381

crohn's disease.

pic unrelated.
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I'm a retired E-8.
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>>577034474
It's a genuine question, faggot
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>>577033381
I'm going trough medschool right now. And you're going to be damn fucking happy I did once you (or close relative) get diagnosed with some terrible disease you can't even pronounce and my "coward-studying" will be the only thing that can save your dear life.
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>>577034843
nothing , its standard nigger
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>>577033381
i dont support terrorists
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Bad back. I wanted to join, but you faggots wouldn't take me.
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>>577034739
this and the fact that im not gonna kill/die for some faggots in suit that will never even bother to learn my name
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>>577035017
It is really fucked up
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I was disqualified to due having a narrow urethra.
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>>577033381
because i'm not
1.poor
2.black
3.mexican
4.a welfare queen
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>>577033381
"serving country" you just serve some rich pigs , your is blood , their is oil
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>>577033381
I wouldn't mind taking on arms to defend my people [note: MY PEOPLE... not my country] in a defensive war, but "professional" military for me is nothing more than a bunch of suicidal butchers.
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>>577033381
because im a fat lazy slob that rather fap to porn all day while bitchs like you go out and get your faces blow off by ragheads. Thanks bro!
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>>577033381
Bad back m80
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>>577033381
I wanted to become a Marine but my ASVAB scores were too high
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Cause I was smart enough to get into colleges. Fool.
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>>577034604
This guy gets it. 0400 reporting
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>>577033381
DD-214.
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Infantry here. Do what ever the hell you want. I envy the civilian life. I cant wait for the day I can be a civ again and i don't hold any animosity for those who don't serve.

More then likely the person who made this post just got out of boot and sucks the dick
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>>577033381
Because the American government is corrupt. You're not serving your country, you're dying to make crooked politicians richer
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>>577035346
KEK

Military is entering a draw-down. It has enough manpower and it does not need me to serve it. The constant saying I heard in ROTC was "do more with less."

Besides, I'm going to make more money as a civilian. And it will be easier to find a wife.
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>>577035346
>asvab scores were too high
Bullshit. My entire 5 years on active duty, I had SNCOs telling me I was lying about my ASVAB scores because "they don't go that high."

Recruiters fucking love a high ASVAB score. They can just toss a book of MOSs in front of you and let you pick one.
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>>577035196
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>>577033381

Not stupid enough to believe the bullshit they feed you. I ain't gonna put my life on the line for fuckers who care nothing about me.

My life that's all I got.
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>>577033381

I'm a Marine Colonel. What are you doing wasting your time on here, son?
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>>577035621
That's true, I went in and took the ASVAB and the guy said to pick whatever I wanted to do. Had a heart condition though luckily, that kept me out.
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and because nobody is gonna scream in my face without getting backhanded
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>>577033381
Got my DD-214 because I don't love cock as much as you.
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>>577033381

so you pretty much payed to kill people and your proud of that????
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Because I enjoy my civilian life. I'd rather not sacrifice myself for the military fags.
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>>577033381
I'm straight.
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>>577035656
What are you doing wasting your time on here?
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>>577035656
>implying your not wasting our tax dollars on 4chin aswell
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>>577033381
because i don't give a fuck it's a good reason or you want the detailed version?
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because im not confused
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>>577033897
what are you trying to say?
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make love not war
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>>577036020

I'm a fucking Colonel. After taking shrapnel in my arm during Gulf War I, I can do what I want. You? Where did you serve? Leavenworth?
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>>577033381
i signed up

then on the rifle range figured out that the m16 is in fact a death machine.

recall instance of witnessing some homeless fuck's head exploding from handgun, when i was 3 years old.

instantly realize human shaped target would be shooting back in iraq.

fuck this shit i'm outta here

grab bitch ass recruit pham by the collar and let the DI know this bitch is dead if i'm not promoted to RSP.

promptly return home conveinience of government for being a nut job

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>577033381
I'm not one to be owned by the government.

Sounds like slavery to me.
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I'm a reservist in the Corps if that counts lol
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>>577033381
make money
pay taxes
pay for marines
country served
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>>577035904
That is kawaii
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>You're somehow serving us by dumping what remains of our nation's wealth into occupying a country that isn't fucking ours.
"Gee, look at how the people who live here are shooting at us! What a bunch of shit skins!"
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>>577033381
because killing innocent people to expand your shit empire isn't serving your country. If anything, refusing to serve terrorists in expensive suits in the name of country is the patriotic thing to do. faggot. and marines are pussies.
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>>577033381
Who said you can't serve your country without joining the armed forces? I am serving society by educating the next generation. Being part of the armed forces of your own country is commendable unless you're too chicken shit to question authority. No great leaders have ever been great followers.
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>>577033561
>>577033702
>>577033772
>>577033868
>>577034043
>>577034457
>>577034767
>>577034947
>>577035141
>>577036215

look at this disgrace. if it wasn't for fgts like op, you niggers would be speaking nazi and terrorist right now. Hell, not even that! You probably wouldn't even have freedom of speech in the first place
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>>577033381
Only mugs serve nation states.

Nation states are retarded and the military is only used to protect business interests.
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>>577036210
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>>577033381

I live in a country that isn't so filled with retards that it requires a large military to keep the dumb population down.

We're all civilized about it by letting them starve instead.
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>>577035621
Yep, you're a Marine alright
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>>577036580
>no basis in fact or reason
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marine recruiters keep calling me even after I joined the army
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>>577034973
I genuinely want to know why I pay your salary with my taxes if all your gonna do is be an attention whore.
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Because i got into college
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>>577036580
5/7
chuckled
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>>577033381
>serving your country

I think you mean "being that retard and poor who cant affort uni education"
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Like this.
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>>577036832
That looks like a gay sex thing
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>>577036562
> I am serving society by educating the next generation.
>You see, Timmy, Jamal's not being "disruptive" to the class. That's just him vocalizing 2000 years of oppression by you filthy, filthy, privileged, white people.
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Because i joined the navy. Its this awesome branch that sctually sets you up with cool shit and a person can do something with there lives in it. Also, the marine corp is for idiots who wanna seem tough, but they just end up hating there life.
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>>577033381
I graduated from high school.
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hows is feel to go die for oil and fighting fake wars against "terrorism"?
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>>577036580
Well if that was the case, we wouldnt know the difference because this culture wouldnt exist. Why would we miss something we dont know about? We would just live on in the regime that is ruling at the time, just like we live in the one that happens to be ruling now. There's no difference, the american empire is a terrorist organization and we live in it.
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>>577033381
because im too intelligent to join the army
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Did. Got blown up. Forced to retire.
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>>577037064
Shut the fuck up you fucking pussy ass squid bitch before I got motard on you fucking faggot
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>>577033381
too much of a faggot
besides i want to be an IT guy, not blown up by a mine
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In the age of M.A.D., the actions of almost all military personnel are completely superfluous. There is nothing a soldier could do to stop an incoming ICBM, there is nothing one billion soldiers could do to stop an incoming ICBM.

Nobody can invade us conventionally, because we can make their country cease to exist within hours. Hard to launch an invasion when the origin of your supply lines is a burning crater.

No US soldier has fought for America's security since WW2.

And you want me to join up now? For the "war on terror" ? They are terrorists precisely because they lack the means to threaten my freedom. And there's nothing special about terrorists, all they do is abuse the free movement afforded to them in a society that allows free travel. Anybody can do that.

If we ever magically get invaded, I'll be there to repel invaders, whether your group that calls itself the military comes along or not.

Your "career" exists as a pretense to transfer public money into the hands of private industrialists. Military spending throughout the cold war to today represents the largest transfer of wealth in known human history.

We are not supposed to have a standing army in peacetime, only a navy. The second amendment was created to circumvent the need for an army; the government is not supposed to have teeth. You are a traitor to the vision of our founders.

If you don't believe me, try reading what they said for yourself. I suggest beginning with the first congressional debate on arms and militia, 1789.

I don't begrudge you dipping your cup into the massive revenue stream that is ripped by force from productive citizens. The powermongers get their pound of flesh either way, either through the taxes of civilians, or the blood of soldiers who sign up. If this is how you choose to pay, that is fine with me.

But I soundly reject the idea that you're actually doing anything worthwhile.
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>>577033381
Secret squirrel reporting
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>>577036832
>1775
lel
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>>577033381
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>>577033381
graduated high school full ride to college casual enjoyable job where all income is 100% disposable entirely self-sufficient and I have no need to stroke my ego by being brainwashed by retards who believe anything the government tells them
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>>577033381
because the US sucks balls faggot
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>>577037086
>Die for oil

>No oil in Afghanistan
>Oil prices in Iraq has risen post-invasion

I bet you also think 9/11 was an inside job and that ISIS is a Mossad/CIA plot
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>>577037225
Come at me bro. Be sure to take one of our ships to get to me, and when i fuck you up, well have one of our medics fix you.
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>>577033381
Too smart.
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Some commie blew off my shins in 'nam
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>>577037108
>we wouldnt know the difference because this culture wouldn't exist
This isn't true, by the mid 20th century american patriotism was so institutionalized that if we were to be taken over or invaded, the aggressors would face civilian resistance. The culture would still exist.

But even if that situation didn't happen, the fact would still remains that we would be remembered from history as the losers or the conquered.
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I'm a poet.
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Perfect vision after lasik eye surgery but Preoperative refraction error is too high. Iv tried enlisting but no joy.
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>>577034563
I fucked your bitches on RIMPAC
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>>577033381
Obvious attempt at troll here because we all know that joining military is the easy way out. Sign a few papers, take a test, take a physical and ta-da; soldier. Had respect for military up until I realize every degenerate from high school from mexicans who shout "east side ese" to niggers who steal from mentally challenged were accepted into military. These are the guys who are to be respected? No thanks. I'll pass. The ONLY marine I will ever respect is marinechan.
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>>577033381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VaaM9tGngQ
I learned the horrors of war.
War never changes.
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only retards join the army because they're too stupid to go through college alone and get a real job
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>>577037663
Oh ok so you're saying that we would have our culture but somehow we would be speaking a different language then?
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>>577037510
>I bet you also think 9/11 was an inside job
are you saying its not?
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>>577033381

Because I joined the army. I'm not a huge faggot that has inferiority complex.
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I thought enlisting was just for worthless faggots who have no options.
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>>577035656
I knew officers had nothing better to do than make up stupid plans and shitpost on /b/
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>>577038065
Ive actually noticed that the army can be pretty chill. They aint as nerdy as the chairforce, and they aint as testosterone pumped as the marines. There chill as fuck though.
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>>577033381
because I'm not a welfare whore, living in a base and collecting paycheck
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>>577033381
lost my penis in '06 in a tragic accident. not fit for duty.
>ain't none of your business how i lost my cock, faggots
anyway, i salute you OP. may you continue plowing your brothers in arms with your average sized dick
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Just turned 24 the other day.
In the best shape of my life.
Strength requirements are where they need to be to get in and stamina requirements are FAAAR beyond where they need to be.
However, I'm 24. Too old.
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>>577033381
I make a living doing things that don't involve me getting bombed and also I just don't want to fight for this country
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>>577033381
army fag here op being in marines proves op is indeed a faggot.
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>>577036580
It appears your attempt at trolling was a success. Also, just to throw it out there. Freedom of Speech falls under First Amendment.
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>>577037602
did you miss fatty?
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>>577033381
i like the army guys pharrell hat
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>>577033381
Bubba, is that you?
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>>577033381
I have medical issue that prevents me from being able to serve. I tried when iw was young. Im to old now anywy
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>>577038374
>we got a new breed of faggotry here
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>>577038743

Pharrell's hat has more of a dried nigger nutsack look to it.
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>>577038225
Hmm, i can't believe the argument actually lasted this long. I thought this would only consist of each other calling one another names. Whatever though.

If we theoretically were to be taken over by a foreign country, by this generation we probably would start seeing children speaking the foreign dialect. Of course, cultural, american iconography isn't completely going to go away (depending on how adamant the invaders are in unamericanizing us). But even, then you missed the point. Me saying that you people would be speaking different language is a figure of speech for america wouldn't exist as a country or that american people would be oppressed. Indeed, you need military to be globally relevant and of course for security.
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>>577038693

the corps is the best thing that can ever happen to a lot of joes and betties and their familieis

inb4 despite being victim of the 'evil green weenie' or being the 'instrument' of government leader stupidity

inb4 are really an afterthought of the navy

inb4 you're just responding to a stupid troll

inb4 murricans is stupid
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>>577033381
Because I don't choose my identity by the piece of land I was randomly conceived on.
Next dumb question...
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I have money. So I don't have too.
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>>577033716
Damn it Jody!

>>577033381
Boot
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>>577038647
>army fag here op being in marines proves op is indeed a faggot.

we all serve are country, anon

and lots of people start out as marines, then route out to army, navy, air force, etc.

marines get a lot of army instructors training them, or had you simply forgotten ?
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>>577033716
Damn it Jody!

>>577033381
Boot.
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>>577037450
>implying that there are enough full ride scholarships for everyone who wants one
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>>577033381
because i already served 5 years you cunt

now tell me your CO's name
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“The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!”

--Eleanor Roosevelt
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Because I choose life. And also not serving a corrupt as fuck government that lies to its people just to invade places to get oil.

>mfw 9/11 was a setup
>mfw your probably going to get yourself killed for a bad cause
>mfw after I get done laughing about how stupid you are
>mfw you probably have mental issues like most people who join the army
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I'm too smart to die for someone else's political views.
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>>577033381
stfu boot
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Because I'm smart and enlisted army.
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I don't want to sacrifice my life over a never ending racket on a bunch of sand niggers.
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>>577033381

>implying I didn't and I'm not currently medically retired.

OP is a faggot
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>the corps is the best thing that can ever happen to a lot of joes and betties and their familieis
>pre defending your post from backlash
>please tell me more how the cor made your life better by putting you in a war zone and paid you shit
>pic related
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Im serving my country right now comrade
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Because I haven't run out of options yet
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>>577033381
Just trying to make it to 20. Hopefully I don't get kicked out for disability first.
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>>577033702

You're* Obama* government's*

Learn to use grammar, then we'll argue.
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Because there hasn't been a war that we had to fight to defend our country since ww2. That's the last time there was been a legitimate threat to our countries existence
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>>577033381
When we put boots on the ground for the express purpose of killing ISIS goatfuckers, I will enlist.
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I'm not going to die for this rotten country.
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>>577039536
has op forgotten our light hearted rivalry? op is now double fag.
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>>577033381
Because i dont leave for basic till dec 29.
Army fag here
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>>577040739

you or anyone else would be hard-pressed to find any other organisation that bonds as closely as the corps

there's a lot of guys that need that and have been denied that

basic training

easily twice as long and twice as hard as any other branch, and...yes, it is a form of 'reprogramming' recruits into really effective, highly-disciplined groups, able to do the seemingly impossible at times

elite groups like the rangers, the navy seals and others do have better and more exquisitely tuned training specifically for extreme situations, but even a greenhorn recruit who's just out of basic is arguably now more disciplined and ready for further 'moudling' than any other branch

i like to compare marines to firefighters: both have been trained to run into the fire without flinching without worrying about personal consequences, because they're focused on a mission which is more important

there are times when we absolutely have to have that kind of dedication and service and the corps still cultivates this

and someone has to be there defending the nation, so just be glad, anon, that some people are still willing to risk life and limb to protect civvies like you and a still mostly better way of life, right ?
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>2000+14
>still dying for Israeli interests
Amerifats when will they learn?
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>>577033381
The USMC wouldn't let me in. Kidney stone, corrective eye surgery, and ADD meds I was off of them even.

But they got both of my brothers so its all good
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>>577033381
>why you aren't serving your country.

Because that's only for poor people.
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I hate the people in my country, and the people stupid enough to serve it.

I'm fine with serving a few dozen other countries, though.
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>>577033381
The military don't take killers
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>>577041558
not op

the rivalry is light-hearted, particularly when you guys start hating on tun tavern and what faggets we are

just tired and got in an argument with a neighbor yesterday who was hating on the corps

as an illegal immigrant, she should just be glad she lives here and someone's defending us all
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>>577033381
Because I don't want to.
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>>577040853
This, and I'm actually smart enough for college.
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The amount of iraqui civilians that have been killed by american soldiers as of last year is somewhere around 150,000. The amount of american civilians killed by iraquis doesnt even exceed 3,000. Also as a side note, american police officers have killed over 5,000 civilians since 9/11. Nothing about the U.S needs/deserves protection.
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>>577033381
Because I couldn't care less about my country. I'm a shameless selfish dude.
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>>577033381
5'08" black drill instructor wearing glasses. wtf devil dogs?!
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>>577033381
The military was going to be my emergency plan but I have self afflicted scars on my bicep and thighs. I was told that's a no no.

But mostly because like... peace and love, man
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>>577039536

>are country

Confirmed retard.
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>>577041932
>I hate the people in my country

bought says it all right there, anon

there is plenty of room overseas...and the door is always open, right ?
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>>577035490
/thread
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Can't fight for my country, but I can fuck your bitch
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>>577033381
I have no interest in defending corporate interests abroad. The military should be for defense.
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>>577033381
Because I don't want to, only and best reason anyone has for not doing something
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I leave Monday, sir.
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my eyes, zee goggles do nothing
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>>577040739
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>>577033381
Because OP is a fag and should have joined the Army like me.
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>>577033381
because i got a shit score on the asvab
fuck you, op.
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>>577042628

underrated post
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>>577033381
Already did mandatory 11 months and everyone who fails in life makes a career in the military.
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>>577033381
im not good at drones
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>>577033381
i wont take orders from a nigger
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>>577033381
I am a lieutenant-colonel in the reserves, good enough for you?
(not American)
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>>577033530
Tttttttthis
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So thankful for this thread.

>two years ago, just graduated high school
>"Mom, dad, I don't want to go to college. I want to join the Marines. I want to serve my country and do something I can be proud of."
>"No you don't son, you want to go to college and hate your life like we do."
>agree with them
>recently have epiphany
>want to join Marines and serve my country
>decide to still get my degree

I'm still going to join, despite my parents' wishes. I figure it's better to regret what you don't do than to regret what you do. My therapist agrees with me. Any advice? I definitely need to join a gym because I'm a hungry skeleton.

But the Marines is part of my family history and I'm ready to serve and to die for my country.
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murica sucks
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>>577033381
"my county"? This is just a random place where I was born mate. Fuck dying for strangers
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>>577042630
>The military should be for defense
100% totally agree, anon

starting with johnson, we became embroiled in a series of cold-war mini-wars and conflicts that really did not serve our nation's interests especially

starting with madeleine albright, our leadership started to redefine our military as a police force for the new world order and a weapon of choice for political goals and not necessarily defensive ones for our nation or our allies

this was the reason colin powell and madeleine never got along

blaming the military for the mistakes of the country's leadership is like blaming employers because our schools are turning out stupid-heads

the military has to do its job and its job is not running the country, unless we want to go the route of south american dictatorships
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MY country?
If this country is truly mine then I should be able to do what I want with it, which involves not going to war.

So far, I have failed to accomplish this, which tells me that this country is NOT my country.

I have no obligations to it, other than the work I do for it that pays for what it gives me in return.
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>>577033381
i live in South Africa, fuck this place, the only way it could get worse is if Malema took over
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>>577033381
Enjoy been prostituted as a corporate mercenary you dumb fuck. Your comrades will weep like the cowards they are as terrorists bathe in their blood.
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I fuck Army guys wives while their deployed. I am a regular at base housing.
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