Time traveller here I don't have long so let me get to

thanks anon, saved

>>576988882
you're welcome

any questions please ask -- im not staying long though

>>576988693
Damn I wish I lived long enough to see that things happening...

>>576989192
how come you know our age english after 800 years?

>>576989192
Can you give me apple products from the future? D:

>>576988693
OP is faggot. Tells us the awesome only happens when we all are already dead go make up your story better next time

>>576988693
Do doctors ever create a magic dick pill?

I love how these supposed time travelers never have much time to talk. Ironic.

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>>576989192
time traveler --> " i dont have long "

Why are you here?
Holiday?
Preventing CERN from ruling the world?
Or what?

>>576988693
>Simon Wallace of Illinois
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/simon-wallace/12/38/792

I've contacted him to congratulate

>>576989201
something else for you

3172 -- major problems with earths gravitational pull increasing over time as more materials are brought from other planets in solar system + from asteroid belts
Governments around the world begin building starbases to orbit the sun where manufacturing and processing of raw materials will not have an adverse effect on gravitational pull

Year 7,215,227,006 solar system evacuated. sun begins to run out of fuel and go red giant

Year 7,215,482,415 -- sun finally goes red giant.
solar system in chaos with gravitational tidal forces

>>576989873
Hahaha why the fuck would the CERN rule the world??

>>576988693
All obvious lies as by 2050 a huge war with the IS caliphate will have sent the whole world back to the Dark Ages.

1. So how did we avoid mass extinction. What happens with global warming? Nuclear proliferation?
2. How did we find all the money it takes for all that space travel?
3. So what you're saying is; 400 years and we're still shit tier plebs not taking care of ourselves. And exactly how did we survive that long?

My prediction: Cockroaches will be the only multicellular life on Earth by 2500ad.

>>576990095
>implying IS can do shit if the rest of the world actually fights back and doesn't throw rocks across the borde like we're doing now
>being this mudslime

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>>576988693
was that you?

Hi Mr time travler please tell me a plague kills all the niggers in about 15 years

>>576990280
>shit tier plebs
>all of my kek

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>>576988693
Nice.

Too bad mankind made it into 2863.
Should have extinct in 2015

>>576989575
English is still english, it evolved over time but we still know it as english.
We are taught english from this time era as learning institutes, much like other old languages which have evolved, and some almost dead languages also (like swedish and norwegian)

>>576989615
no -- apple takes a nosedive and ceases to be a major corporation by 2048.. you will find out why when the time comes

>>576989821
>>576989864
refer to message below to... this chap
>>576989873
just travelling
time travelling becomes common place by 4288
first time travelling device started by china, russia and japan as a joint effort back in 3820, but the device could only manipulate a localised field

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>>576989939
GOOD LORD
What if your contact is what gets him interested in being a astronaut?

>>576990449
>you will find out why when the time comes
We already know why. Goddamned totalitarians are already tracking everything you do with their devices.

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>>576990425

>>576988693
Who will win the next 10 Super Bowls?

how will this ebola thing go?

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>>576990756
right into the feelings

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>>576990628

arent you gonna get v& telling people from the past shit about the future?
i mean what if i went to illinois and killed that mars-fucker, wouldnt that kind of screw up your plan and end fourdimensional existance because of a time-paradox?

>>576990095
actually IS implodes under the own leadership in 2021 -- the world celebrated and laughed at the same time
11th of november 2021 became a national holiday of peace for the entire globe (except north korea)

>>576990280
Cold fusion reactors by 2074
US invention
equations for physically bending space time became apparent in 2019
by 2048 it was possible to physically warp space around an object, problem was the power reserves. it wasent until the birth of the cold fusion reactor (which still didnt initially meet the mark upon first invention, although decades later, its efficiency was greatly increased)
there is still stupidity within governments for many centuries to come sadly..

>>576990373
nope sorry

>>576988693
>2473 -- world hit with terrible plague, millions killed within first 8 months. earth goes into quarantine to avoid spreading disease to offworld colonies

damn, if we just had taken ebola seriously.

>>576988693
The times for these events is way too spread out. We are almost adding more life to our lifespan than the passage of time right now. By 2030 it was predicted that for every 1 year lived, we will be gaining 2 years to our life from modern healthcare and technology. Good attempt. Why do you hate India? Indians are some good people and the women are sexy.

OP can you give us a event that happens within the next 2 days? Anyr event.

>>576988693
Why fast forward? What Happens in this Time?

>>576990449
what happens to 4Chan and the internet in general?

>>576990807
cure for ebola exists today. still slightly experimental -- ebola is cured by the end of 2015, and vaccinations to avoid the disease coming back are developed early 2016 from blood of one specific black man from Guinea (yes the blood of a black person makes the vaccines for ebola)
Ebola rears its ugly head again in 2028 as a different strain, but it quickly dealt with, no deaths this time

>>576990943
what will happen, will happen -- anything you do to try and prevent the future from happening, happened anyway, and still, things happened

>>576990628

What is a paradox?

Do I order a pizza today?

1) What happens to Mexico?
2) Does Half Life 3 ever come out?
3) Does Ricochet 2 ever come out?

So is it a Amerifat world government?

What will happen to Germany/Europe?

who will be the new u.s president in 2016

>>576991317
Bump this question!

>>576988693
1) When will be the cure for cancer?

>>576991448
> inigomontoya.jpg

>>576991152
you overestimate your fellow human

>>576991317
sorry no

>>576991321
nothing really of general interest, its all political bullshit

>>576991351
4chan dwindles out and is replaced with Tabulat (an image board similar to 4chan, facebook, etc etc all rolled into one.. made specifically for tablet computers) -- coming onto that, laptops and desktops dont exist anymore, tablets take them over
internet carries on, the name changes to 'the link' over some centuries, due to a commercial through microsoft (after they take over assets from apple) and the naming of it just sticks

this thread again

>>576988693
ISS will be sent into the atmosphere around 2030. It won't be able to last longer because of structural degradation.

If you're making up shit, atleast doublecheck your facts.

I want no part in a future where the first man on Mars is called fucking Simon

>>576988693
Why is not there a lot of tourists from the future?

>>576988693
Euromillions lottery numbers for 7th Nov 2014 draw pl0x.

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>>576988693
Why don't you teach us how to time travel??

>>576991927
This nigga has priorities

>>576990072
It's a Steins;Gate reference

>>576989192
Give us proof, search and tell something that will happen today, in a few hours , anywhere in the world

I AM STUCKING IN A TIMEHOLE SINCE I TOOK ACID AND KETAMINE AND HEROINE AT SAME TIME PLS HELP ME AMERIFAGS

I have one question:
What happend to particle controll?
or whatever it maybe called, i mean the contfolling and reordering of paricles like: atoms, molecules, bigger and smaller than that.
I've been pretty interested in this stuff since i was a kid, maybe a project will be started soon?
Also is there still 4chan in the future, and if not how did you find this site?

>>576992269
69 bro. you'll be ok

>>576990791

This. All this.

I ain't gonna be around for 99% of that shit you listed. I need to get some solid bets down so I don't have to work again. Give us the spread too so we can maximize profits.

how does time travel work
and did they ever find cures for health issues(mental and physical)

>>576988693
Do I become the leader of a global movement to liberation the masses from the chains of capitalism?

>>576991449
no, do something healthy

>>576991493
Mexico joins the US, eventually becoming a first world state and highly metropolised
what is half life 3? and ricochet 2?

>>576991523
obesity is taken very seriously and it is mandatory for all citizens to take a 6 month doctors appointment, (free) to assess if they need anything. if weight is too high, citizens are persuaded to join their local gym to get fitter (gyms and health centres are free)
If said citizen does not get slimmer (but being the same weight by a 5% variation is acceptable, but is asked to go gym more.) then said citizen is taken for 4 weeks military training to get them fit and educate them on healthy eating (exceptions are made for disabled people of course)

>>576991596
US President Samantha Reilly

>>576991628
There will never be a CURE for cancer.. but there will be CURES, depending on which cancer you have. so.. basically yes

Does Mcdonald create a new kind of burger better then bigmac?

Are people still obese?

What is the average age you would expect to die?

>>576990449
What is time traveling like? Can you travel to a certain location in that time or no?

>>576988693
So did you find the IBM 5100???

>>576988693
>time traveler
>i dont have much time

>>576992286
Controlling *
Also nevermind question nr. 2

My only question is why come to us on this site? I don't doubt what you predict, I will gladly keep an eye out. But why here?

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>>576988693
Implying America and McDonalds are around in 135 years. Are you 12?

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>>576992516
>Samantha Reilly

>>576991005
when do the niggers die?

>>576991842
You are correct -- they send booster rockets up to the ISS and push it back into a higher orbit

>>576991914
there are many tourists, but people dont see us

>>576992110
i dont know the exact date and time of everything.. just facts of large events
copy them down, wait for the ones coming next year.. you'll see

>>576992286
as in, molecular assembler arrays?
they are invented as early as 2182, enormous power requirements though

>>576992491
time is like a river, going with the current is easy, going againest it is hard.

>>576992508
what is your name?

>>576991005
the 'cold fusion reactors' sentence blew your credibility away. not that you had any to begin with.

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>>576988693
Does alpha Centauri have mind worms on it??? Someone will get this....

>>576993291
u speak of that board game named something like.... venus needs men or something....

>>576992525
mc donalds sucks.. famfat is better
and most are not obese
usually people die around the age of 120-140 although they have the option of prolonging life indefinatly if they want, in many different forms

>>576992578
time travelling is very difficult
you have to make some serious calculations, such as, coordinates and time era.. for example, if you wanted to go back in time 1 hour ago, you would need to know the exact coordinates of your entire galaxy, since the sun is moving around the galaxy, and the earth is moving around the sun.. else chances are you would just end up in dead space (and that does happen on occasion..)

>>576992803
why not here?

>>576992103
my bad

can you give us your adress and name so we can fuck you up if you're wrong?

>>576989192

If a time machine is built you can't travel back further in time than when it was built, so who built it? and where is it??

>>576993041
What happened to the Isis?
What happened to Putin?
What happened to the jews?
What happened to Spanish languague?
What happened to AIDS?
What happened to Costa Rica?

>>576990449
>English is still english, it evolved over time but we still know it as english.
>We are taught english from this time era as learning institutes, much like other old languages which have evolved, and some almost dead languages also (like swedish and norwegian)

Swede detected.
Yuck!

Why would they send a single man to mars?

Sage

>>576993502
How did you know of this site..?

>>576988693
1) why the universe was began? what was before?
2) how many moons has pluto and we have a mass of (exactly)?

>>576992508
No you don't. Because you're a worthless piece of shit who believes capitalism is bad and communist is good (basically)

Do I do anything amazing?

>>576993530
certianly

Section 42U
Valour Square
Nevada
United States

Fuck it i'll bite:

What happens to Scandanavia in the future? especially Sweden with all the sandniggers they are importing to their country atm, and all the feminist?

>>576993041
Enourmous power requirements.
I did forsee that though, but nice to know they will be invented soon.
as long as part two goes well power requirements wouldn't be a problem.

>>576989192
What is MGSV's release date, and how does it end?

will major mental illnesses and physical illnesses ever be fixed? do all the countries stay the same? who leaked jlaws nudes? when do i die? post tits and timestamp??!

>>576988693
screenshots incase any of this shit is actually true

>>576993864
You guys will do fine... One of the biggest immigration country is the United States... They seems to be pretty okay....

>>576993041
>what is your name?
Well has there been a global uprising yet?

What can I invest in now for little money that will make me millions?

>>576993803
>capitalism is bad and communist is good
I simply lead the vanguard fighting for the voice of the masses. No amount of Hayekian theory can replace the inherent failures and contradictions of our system.

Revolution is inevitable.

>>576988693
i'd watch this movie.

>>576993804
Same with anon, do I do anything amazing in my life too?

>>576993606
ISIS crumbled from within
Russia had a revolution and democracy as declared. Putin was hung for war crimes and to his people after he became more and more violent and powerhungry
Jewish people are still around
Spanish is still spoken on some colonies and also in spanish countries, although only within small communities where most people are spanish, else they all use english
Aids was cured
Costa rica.. i havernt got a clue to be perfectly honest

>>576993695
Stress test -- see if we could survive out there long enough. he came back fine

>>576993771
1) there is no 'before'.. time didnt exist.. the universe just 'happened'.. its hard to understand, but time just began and thats that
2) i dont understand your question

>>576993804
what is your name?

When is pluto recognized again as a planet of our solar system?

And why all time travellers visit 4chan? I can find no reason, unless everyone in the future is a furr-fag or a bronie.....

also who the fuck is samantha reilly?
why do you have access to time travelling? what happens to religion? and internet? will there be floating cars? will i ever be successful? will pokemon still be alive? how are peoples diets?

>>576988693

do humanoid aliens exists? if so, can humans breed with them?

>>576994423
Arden
Also, what happens to Australia?

oh and when will pandas become extinct :(

>>576988693
I just need to know, do I die happy and fulfilled?

usually people die around the age of 120-140 although they have the option of prolonging life indefinatly if they want, in many different forms

Could you tell us about theses differents forms?

Also, what does happen to Canada? Does the USA annex it at somepoint before the world become one nation? Does the Quebec reach sovereignty?

>>576993864
scandinavia does great
Infact it becomes one of the wealthies countries in the world when a large vein of gold is found north near the Muddas National Park

>>576993969
mental illness can never be cured sadly
physical illness can be fixed with biotics

>>576994207
holographic technology, especially in the pornographic industry

>>576994239
what is your name??

Do we ever find out what is on the other side of a black hole?

>>576988693
1) How many moons has Pluto (Planet)?
2) What is the mass of the moons?

>>576994423
>>576994579

do 'Akmal' and 'Latifa' too

>>576994506
samantha reilly is a character from 90210

>>576994423
What happened to Roman Catholicism?
What happened to Central America and Argentina?
What happened to Islam?
What happened to Crimea?
What happened to fascism and national-socialism?
What happened to homosexuality?

>>576994423
I have a question for you about energy
Have you ever heard of nikola tesla and his thoughts of energy?
Also have you heard of his way to gain infinite energy?
And last off all can you see the link inbetween these two answers?

>>576994818
Vincent.

What happened to baronies and peadophiles?

I'm a depressed person, could you travel here and allow me to go into the future?

>>576988693
Time traveler from an alternate future.
2020 Moderate religious and areligious folks are overrun by fundies of every faith.
2050 All civilized infrastructure fails.
2070 Everyone lives in caves, praying to made up gods.
2200 We turn the corner on evolution and start evolving back into dumb treedwelling dweebs.

How are the relationship between male and female? Like is there still Feminist, or the equivalent for males.
Does Man finally understand that they need to be Alphas to score?

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>>576995176
Do your own thread faggot.

>>576995176
fuck off faketimetraveller

>>576993838
that doesn't exist... can you send a Google maps link?

>Time Traveler
>Not much time
>Goes on /b/
Objective complete

What happens to Portugal?

>>576994506
I am unaware of what she is doing right now, but she quickly gets into politics by the age of 21 and is president by 32 years old
Religion still carries on well into the future, even millions of years from now, although all fighting in the name of religion has stopped, people just accept people for what they believe
internet?? read above.. already answered
cars no longer exist, people just teleport from place to place, although some still enjoy walking time to time

>>576994521
humanoid aliens do indeed exist, breeding with them without the aid of technology is difficult, they are not attractive though, so the idea of interspecies relations is rather taboo

>>576994579
nothing amazing.. its just a australia.. they become part of the world leadership and have a say with what going on for mankind

>>576994669
2049 (sorry)

>>576994786
different forms -- ability to be put into a fresh clone.. ability to live in virtual world for the rest of time
Canada stays as a seperate entity

>>576995387
He is probably doing a mission and have some free time so he can shares knowledge with us.

>>576994818
Anything interesting or note worthy happen with Croatia?

what about mooslams

Why should we believe you? Also, were some conspiracy theories turned out to be true?

>>576988693
John Titor?

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>>576993481
Sid Meyers alpha centauri. Civ game.

>>576994224
You should reread your Marx to see why this revolution will never happen ;)

>>576994839
black holes have no other side.. they are objects, much like your computer, although their gravitational pull is so great that photons of light cannot escape its pull.. hence why it looks 'black'

>>576994841
4 moons total
not sure on mass sorry

>>576994930
I'm not sure what this is

>>576995141
no

>>576995167
where would you like to meet?

>>576995176
wow thats cool man

>>576995220
everyone is equal, alpha??

>>576995374
it doesnt exist yet

>>576995440
Massive explosion in Evora in 2091, killing hundreds.. sorry

>>576988693
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

With that being said, your story is rather intriguing. We need to archive this thread. How do?

>>576995568
not really

>>576995674
yes.. US government is run by corporates who are exposed by social media in 2023

Will there be WWIII?

> 2220
> north korea

Dude, The current North Korea government won't even last another 50 years. That's an extremely unstable situation and there's no way it can last for hundreds of years.

Right now is the beginning of the tipping point, with the worldwide reorientation of the economy toward the Internet, and the massive rollout of mobile communication devices. NK can hold out for awhile longer, but the pressures are now building exponentially.

Don't worry about ideology holding them back. China threw away Mao's little red book when it became clear that international trade would make them big money -- but to participate, China was required to engage in the international capitalistic system -- and once China got a taste of that sweet money, they quietly reformed their ideology to allow coexistence with capitalism. If China can make that change (and relatively quickly -- just a few years after Mao's death), then any country can.

>>576995141
>Vincent
Go back to playing World of Warcraft and smoking weed faggot

take me into the future too please
seattle wa okay i'll be waiting :^(

>>576995967
The name Yasmin?

>>576995967
"4 moons total"

sorry not true...

Can you list me winners of Nobel for literature (2015-2020)?
Good parties in the future? Common drugs?
Do religions exist? God disproved?

>>576992693
Lold

so... what theory ends up being correct? Multiverse?

How is the state of gaming and what is the exact year you come from?

What is the common speed of a CPU at your time?

>>576995967
Can you travel to my house? I'm downstairs, thanks

Do we finally know who killed John F. Kennedy?
Does someone try to clone Hitler? Or any actual/past celebrities?

>>576996193
you are correct.. NK does no last long

>>576996160
no

>>576996236
no

El Psy Congroo

>>576992103
its ok anon, I got the reference

>>576988693
Comes back from an advanced civilization through time travel...
Makes a post on /b/
Kek

>>576995697
John Titor is from the year 2036 supposively

Why don't you have much time?

What year are you from?

>>576996413
Tell me all you know on the future of "Patron Saint" Williams.

>>576996413
There will not be WWIII?
false, we're in it right now, bye thread

Also how are you possibly going further back then the point where time travel was invented, it defies the maths!

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>2473
>Waiting that long for a plague to kill 600 million people

Why not let the one we have now spread further?

Will I do anything notable?
Name :Stephen

When is marijuana legalized and what is the future of it?

>>576996413
Can you use time traveling to change the present/future or make events never happen?

also, whats the ending to one piece

>>576996413
How can any of us contribute to the cause of developing time travel?

Will any of Orion, or Gabriel be someone famous?

Will my name be engraved in history?
Name: Amine

Why are there dinasours?

Anything happen to the UK In the next 100 years?

me too: kimberly

>>576996413
Withen the next 60-70 years is there a way to prolong your life?
Or for that matter removing the brain and reactivating it later?

OP, what year do niggers go extinct?

>>576996810
no, what happens, happens, history is pre-determined, which has alot of issues i know (especially concerning 'what is freewill')

>>576996843
consider the following
imagine a stick.. the ends seem far away, until you bend the stick
Keep in mind that there are 3 dimensions at work, not two, and that time is a constant, but the speed of the bending is a variable

How does Game of Thrones end?

>>576996413
So apart from holographs, is there anything else we should invest in/look out to personally develop?

Does time travel effect the future in any way? Like the butterfly effect or the creation of new world lines?

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>>576997301
So are you gonna come downstairs or nah

Will i do anything important?
Also, how will i die?

Name: Vladislav

>>576997074
queen dies
prince william king, but he gets cancer by age 44 and dies at 45

>>576988693
>21st june 2032 -- first man on mars. US Simon Wallace of Illinois.

Sure thing, buddy. Especially now the Chinese are surpassing the US in terms of space engineering.

4/10

How do you time travel exactly with what? Has anyone done it with a delorean yet?

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>>576997481
What happens to catholicism, i believe in you op

thread archived
http://4archive.org/b/thread/576988693

Will there still be console gamers?

I'm traveling forward in time - help.

>>576997301
What happens to the version of you that exists in that time period that you go to? Are you able to touch and see yourself in the past/future?

>>576990449
When does the 4chin end?

>>576997301
>no, what happens, happens, history is pre-determined, which has alot of issues i know (especially concerning 'what is freewill')

What if the post you just made causes a large deal in social media, which will be the cause to many changes done to science and the internet?

>>576997319
corporations interested in space development and real estate.. but thats not for another 500-600 years time

consider investing in bacterial mining (mining which uses genetically altered bacteria, which metabolise ores and are then harvested later for the elements and molecules in their metabolic systems) -- this wont be around for another 15-20 years
Ocean mining also -- something to tell your grandkids about though i expect

>>576997456
nothing sorry

>>576988693
you say that Pluto has 4 moons. It's not true

Time traveler from the BC age in the time where Atlantis was great and in a distance future will be again.

2113 - Year of joy and happiness when every country is celebrating the new coming of a new era ( When Atlantis will raise again)
2045 - A virus by the name of drox will be found that can cure cancer but will affect the physical body of the human.
2062 - Drox will mutate and people will use it with not side-effects
2079 - Mental illness will be the main problem on earth
2249 - Antarctic will melt
2328 - number of folds will happen huge number of people will lose their lives

You want more?

>>576997640
no

>>576997680
yes

>>576997691
2032

>>576997715
it is an impossibility.. you wouldnt understand why --- think on the idea for a while

>>576990449
>knows dead languages and corporations from history 800 years back
it's like we know what companies were operating in ancient carthage

next time pretend you don't know the details

>>576998005
Why does it end?

>>576998031
with todays advances in digital history storage, we have accurate records from the 1700's and onwards

>>576997859
Nix is mistaken as a moon

>>576997797
Will I do anything important with my life?
Here are my names
Leonhart Von Sanktmarie
Eduardo Mazibonas
Vladimir Vladimirovich Vladimonv
Joao Magueijo and my given name which I will not reveal.

>>576998005
If you can see yourself in the past you can prevent yourself from making a life changing mistake and alter history which goes against what you previously said

>>576998005
OP, how will cat stevens die, and in what year?

>>576998005
withen in the next 60-70 years is there anyway to prolong your life indefinitely?
Or prolonging the time the brain can stay alive without the body?
Anything to make us live longer or to be conscious for longer

>>576998232
you dont understand

>>576998005
You used time travel. Every single thing that happens in our world today somehow impacts the future. That includes you making this thread, breathing in our universe, walking around in our universe, using the internet in our universe etc... You used time travel and you are changing the future along with everyone in this thread.

>>576988693

Too bad that the ISS will be deorbited in the next 20 years.

>>576996446
Turturu~♪

>>576997797
Thanks mate!
Also is there any way of cashing in big and fast, so as to actually have money in the future to invest?
Also, can you do my friend's names: Thomas and Sasha

will i become a beautifull woman?

>>576998407
Dammit, I fucked it up

>>576998345

Surely there must be time paradox and shit. And are there time terrorists.

How many seasons of my little pony will there be? Will there be a new generation of my little pony? :o

please tell me this fucktard justin bieber will die soon

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>>576997429
OP I'm still waiting

>>576998357
if i had not come back, i would not be here to be there in the future
consequently, since i was there in the future, i must be here to have a future

>>576997301
Well, speed is a rate (which means that at least two of the three dimensions must be part of it) and time taking the last one that could be any unit since it's constant.

Well, this is archived so I can think of this better when I get home. Any pointers?

>>576998208
You aren't good enough to do this kind of thread.

Your mind is weak, too much polution from jewish movies.

You are ridiculous.

>>576988693
Are you traveling to the future to learn from people?

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>>576998681
withen in the next 60-70 years is there anyway to prolong your life indefinitely?
Or prolonging the time the brain can stay alive without the body?
Anything to make us live longer or to be conscious for longer

>>576998681

So time can't be re-written?

>>576998391
they fix that

>>576998531
yes there are terrorists.. and the paradox theory is blown out the water by the multiverse theory... every second, there are an infinate amount of universes created, with everything happening at once

On the topic of time travel what the fuck ends up happening to doctor who? Does it end soon?

>>576998681

So, according to what you typed, you did in fact change the future. You also changed my future by making this thread and implementing it into my brain. So you created a part of the future. This is really confusing but your things don't really match up.

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>>576998890
withen in the next 60-70 years is there anyway to prolong your life indefinitely?
Or prolonging the time the brain can stay alive without the body?
Anything to make us live longer or to be conscious for longer

>>576996384
>>576996596
Avoiding these questions means being unable to, your understanding of our culture is to great. Your understanding of science is to little given the point time you originate from.

You are officially filled with bullshit. Go finish highschool.

>>576998890
>every second, there are an infinate amount of universes created, with everything happening at once

If i die here then will be other universe when I'll live still. Correct? So everything is possible and happen, yes?

>>576998839
correct!! it cannot be rewritten, what happened, happened, .. me typing this now happened, and is happening, and is going to happen..
Time itself is pre-determined and is like a river, imagine me as a log on a river, flowing downstream.. suddenly i enter a gate which sends me back stream.. but the river does not keep flowing, the entire river backs up as well, so what im saying is... for me to have an existance from the time whence i came, i must have travelled here before i was born, to have an existence

you cannot re-write what has already happened, nor can you write the future... anything you do will be exactly what the universe had in plan from the beginning of time itself at the moment the universe popped into existance

>>576989192
Still no quantum computer?

>>576990072
Science!

Anything interesting with Bulgaria or the Antarctic?

>>576988693

4th of January is too far from now.
Any significant event before?

So you cannot change the past? So is there any point of time travel then. expect for see the future that you also can't change. So whats the point a vacation, study wtf?

>>576998890

Fucking smartass, the deorbiting doesn't happen because the smartest people on our planet did some deltaV calculations wrong, but rather of economic and also because there is a new iceage between Russia and the West, so there is no incentive in a joint project. Also your comment about Russians and Chinese cooperating with Japan... Yeah i am sorry, but this is a cringe thread.

>>576990280
Fruitflys bro

>>576997797
>not mentioning anything about bioengineering and cyborg like modifications to your body

nigger pls. show us a picture of someone with three arms or you're confirmed for being a liar.

obv a picture from the future

>>576999292

But it's possible for you to go back and kill me before I posted this.

>>576999089
think more outside the box
this was pre-determined billions of years ago, that my atoms which make me up today, will travel back in time, and make an impact in this time.. but in the time i came from.. this thread already happened many many years ago
and thus, the river of time keeps flowing

>>576999214
read the thread.. i did not avoid them

>>576999292
What is the answer to everything?
>inb4 42

>>576998836
Nope. Eternal oblivion for everyone!

>>576999535
Anything interesting happening in Finland?

What will happen in the middle east? Be specific as useal

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>bounces off earth's atmosphere
kek

>>576999535
What happens is death?

>>576999586
you have to know what the question is before you ask the answer

>>576999535
So did you copy pasta yourself cuz you already read this thread in the future?

Question.

Ive been working on a time machine but I can't quite get quantum positioning on a galaxy level down, only as far as our current solar system.

The equation for solar system positioning is currently

a = n(sum)i=/=j (G/(Mi/(ri-rj)^3))x(ri-rj)

any tips?

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>>576999535
Cmon OP
withen in the next 60-70 years is there anyway to prolong your life indefinitely?
Or prolonging the time the brain can stay alive without the body?
Anything to make us live longer or to be conscious for longer

>>576999535
Do I do anything important?
Name Jason
Electrical engineer

Did humans ever send cockroaches to Mars so they could terraform it for colonization, but the roaches evolved to humanoid-like creatures?

>>576999292
so, how can you sure that you said will happen?

Example:
you said: 4th Jan 2015 -- earthquake in indian ocean causes tsunami -- hundreds of thousands killed

I's a new universe. Everything is possible. Maybe an earthquake will not happen

>>576999513
i dont know what my own future is, thats the problem, maybe i do end up killing you somehow... BUT if you're going to be an important figure in history and die at the age of 83 or something (assuming you're not 83 already).. any attempt i make at trying to kill you will be futile

example:
if i come at you with a knife.. maybe i'll be gunned down by someone, or by you, or i'll have a heart attack before i can attack you, or i'll have second thoughts..
If i decide to nuke your house, the nuke will malfunction.. the list goes on

What happened.. happened.. whats happening.. is happening.. whats going to happen.. IS going to happen, regardles of freewill and any efforts

any efforts you try, is just fullwilling the future of what WILL happen anyway

What happens to Greece OHHHH Great time Traveller??? Did we ever saw a sign from a Time traveller but didin't know it was from a time traveller???? Is John tittor real???

>>576999698

More sandniggers to the point of a literal sharia law, brace yourselves.

>>576993606
Sup Costarican bro?

>>576999958
ebola

http://funnyand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Please-Wake-Up-from-Coma.jpg

>>576999891

Fair enough

>>576999842
You're confusing reallity with anime man. Not good man

>>576999796

Sorry man, conveniently i am a timetraveller that hasnt completed the preschool course of maths ;(

Somrthing to say about South America?

>>576999535
i believe this to a certain extent.

and have chosen to opt out of this stupid ratrace.
fuck being some sack of shits entertainment, if i'm here. you're not gonna enjoy it.

Post a picture of something in the future that nobody can understand now

>>577000000

Where is it?

>>576999698
not really

>>576999716
major uprising of all citizens sick of IS and religious extremism.... they win out with support from UN.. middle east then becomes democratic and gets helps to becoming a modern society, but keeps much of its culture intact

>>576999851
it will happen

Samantha Reilly is a character on 90210 also the name of a youtube make up artist bitch. I doubt there will be a Samantha Reilly in office in 2016.Pic of our future president plz. Which Samantha Reilly? What's her middle name?

>>576999891
so uhh

what happens if i opt out and choose to do nothing.

fuck this not being able to go back bullshit.
fuck that cunt for making all this evil shit have to happen
and fuck you bcus u r a liurr

When does the World of Warcraft servers finally close? What about League of legends? Since there is no computers, is video games still a thing?

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>>576999891
op. Why aint you answering me questiowithen in the next 60-70 years is there anyway to prolong your life indefinitely?
Or prolonging the time the brain can stay alive without the body?
Anything to make us live longer or to be conscious for longern

>>577000131
Nigga it was satire

Time travel does not exist.

>>577000341

how can you sure that?

"every second, there are an infinate amount of universes created, with everything happening at once"

>>576999851
This, maybe all that shit happened in your timeline. What's to say this version of the universe splits off from yours?

>>577000434
if you do nothing.. that is what is going to happen, what happened, and what is happening.. all the same time, in different time periods

>>577000496
apologies -- no im sorry to let you down

Will we ever "know everything?"

>>577000496
Because he already did u retard, go back and read.

When was you born? What is your name?

>>577000702
you are forgiven.
withen in the next 60-70 years is there anyway to prolong your life indefinitely?
Or prolonging the time the brain can stay alive without the body?
Anything to make us live longer or to be conscious for longer

>>577000341

so, mister shitposter, why don't you say anything about your earlier inconsitencies with the reality?

>>577000702
Will I do anything? First name Jason

>>577000616
exactly

>>576988693
why are you such a lying faggot?
are you a jew?

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>>576999743

>>577000616
Because of the change you made by going back ij the past, but you can't change the future but hwat if the future was supposed to be changed by a time traveler.

>>577000759
he has said. But not withen the next 60-70 years.

Many people think that it exists an larger body outside of plutos and eris orbit. around as big as earth or larger. is that true?

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>>576999958
Sup mae
>>577000037
>Ebola
>Costa Rica
Pick one.

>>577000000
>>577000420

>>577000774
why would you want to live longer?
this gay earth fucking sucks.

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my name is chris, do i do anything important?

>>577000341
What happens in israel?
Where the revaluation happen?
And does they middle east becoumes one country, before the unification ofc
Best thread ever, fuck the fappening.

>>577000614
multiverse theory

>>577000614
roll a dice.. in one universe, you get 1.. in another you get 2.. and so on

>>577000616
travelling through time and travelling through the multiverse is totally different..besides its not possible to travell through the multiverse (this is where people start to get mixed up with time travel stuff)

basically.. time travel is possible because you can go back to what is GOING to happen.. and forward to see what WILL happen.. because the universe is pre-determined.. even my time jumps are pre-determined.. but multiverse jumping is NOT pre-determined, and thus makes it an impossibility

>Time traveler
>Doesn't have much time

>>576988693
Go back to where you came from quit tryna take our jerbs!

What happens with Hungary in the future?

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>>576999891
So do the people that've died come back thanks to science or do we just stay dead still?
Is there a healthier alternative to cigarettes in the near future?
Most importantly, can we change our molecular structure? For example, can we make ourselves look like goo-girls yet?

>>576988693

Is the tv show doctor who still on?

Will anything significant happen in Brazil? Who will be our president in 2018?

>>576998208
I GOT U faggot, you said you dont know what takes place in what time. See:
>>576993041

>>577001020
because there aint anything after death.

>>577000614
heres a quick lesson on dimensions.

the 1st dimension is a point on a plane. 2nd is a line between two points on the same plane. 3rd dimension, is the manipulation of the plane itself. the 4th dimension is considered a point in time. connection of two points in time is manipulation in the 5th dimension on the 4th. Much like drawing a line on the 2nd dimension from one point to another. So when traveling in time, or in otherwords two points on the 4th dimension, we're not traveling into different universes, we're traveling back in the same universe.

>>577000910
If the future was meant to be changed bya time traveler, than it was never changed at all.
That was the plan.

>>577001079
>confirmed for religeous tard
everyone go home.

religious tards still exist.


P.S i will now do the opposite of whatever the fuck im supposed to do or feel like doing.

Something to say about South America??????

Will we ever be forced to eat "soylent" wafers? (or other mass-processed ration food) If so, when? What happened to the Earth's food supply?

What is the single most dangerous thing to happen within the next 50 years? When?

When will Facebook die out?

Do we ever attain world peace?

Most importantly, what are the winning UK National Lottery numbers for tonight's draw?

Thanks OP, I appreciate what you're doing

>>577000735
no

>>577000910
exactly.. this guy gets it
I'm pleased to meet someone who can really think outside the box

>>577001049
israel rebuilds holy temple
thats about it

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>>577001079
Did anyone with the last name Sheen become the PM of Britain?

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>>577001093

>>576988693
Will there be a civil war in spain?

>>577001079

hmm.. so i can tell you that tomorrow asteroid falls and people die it will be true. When in other universe it will be happen.

Why my awareness lives in one combination?

>>576988693

How did the tectonic plates moved and what is the Earth configuration before being swalloed up by the sun as a red giant

>>577001263
OOO Logical!

Will we ever know what happened to john f kennedy?