That's why it's difficult edition. ;^) Also, a slight twinge in the loins counts as a boner in this case.
>dat silky soft frabric
>the way the tips of her fingers brush against her skin
>the smell of her fancy perfume
I thought of posting that one too. Great minds think alike.
This is what being raised in the West will do to Asians. If you are an Asian father, think carefully about migrating.
If you are an American boy, take advantage of this.
If you are looking for a decent girlfriend and potential wife, avoid the Westernized ones.
omg that retarded webm that probably came from some stupid vine made my dick rock hard. fuck i love it when some tryhard faggot trying to be so funny XD does something stupid to a cute girl in ugly ass hipster coke bottle glasses hoooo boy i'm about to bust a nut right noOOOOOOOw woah too late
idunno, am sorry
Here's one I do have the source for, see filename.
Why do you care so much, does it make you question yourself
They kind of do.. If you have actually spent time with real lesbians, the fact they are one is quite a turn off. The chances of them even remotely having any sexual inclinations towards you are lower than the chance you would want to have sex with a black sweaty old man.
No really, real world lesbians are fucking boner be gone material. Sorry.
>getting boners from pictures
Dude I've been fapping to so much fucked up porn I physically can not get an erection from a still image. It makes my cock tingle a little bit but definitely won't get hard.
Shit, most of the time even when watching HD porn I gotta at least flick my dick around to get it going.
Are you guys 14 or what?
>You had spotted her staring at you from across the club
>She was with her college-football playing boyfriend, but she was obviously into something else
>As he ran his hand down her waist she made sure you were looking
>She moaned involuntarily
>She was moaning for you
My dick is so fucking confused ... I do't want to have a boner on this for fuck sake !
That soap near her thighs has been left there too long. FUCKING BITCH, THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A RESIDUE WHAT THE FUCK AM I PAYING YOU FOR!
tfw you thought you realize you're probably bi.
It makes me question why a man with breast implants trying to pretend to be a woman, is still alive after being exposed as a mentally challenged, sexually retarded, money grabber.
It makes me question why posting him is still a meme. I understand it is a joke, like the banana picture and that nobody really wants to see it, but its been quite a long time time... can we just move onto the banana and forget the guy with a dick?
I will just step this thread up a gear.
Last one for you
I know you won't believe me but I think she is hot and I'm not even gay
typical nigger doesn't know how to read
Yikes. You know its a man with a penis and still get an erection looking at it? Dude. I believe you, just.. I am worried about you. I am worried you are not quite as straight as you wish you were.
Nevermind though, there are worse things to be than gay Anon, don't sweat it. I wont judge you for it. Others probably will. The way I see it is, you are gay.. but at least you are not altering your body to make money as a transexual.
More dykes. I am out, this is fucking stinking of fishy vaginas and yeast infected cunts.
>Today was your first day at this pool cleaning job
>You knew you had to be on your best behavior, but so did your boss' daughter
>"Are you sure you don't wanna come in the pool with me anon?"
>"Come on! The water is fine and I want you to test the chlorine levels."
>"Personally, I think the taste test is the most reliable"
It's my god-given gift. LOL, JK. There's a story to it, wanna hear it?
I don't get erections from her, which doesn't mean anything, I just like telling you just for the reason of confusing you. The penis throws me off but if she didn't have one I would definitely fantasize about her.
Again, dunno. Sorry.
If it helps, I got it from a "Expansion" thread on /gif/
Are you even trying? Not even half-chub...
You guys suck have some real Emma.
From a Rachel Macadams movie, it's her double though.
>"I was hoping you'd join me, but if you're fine watching from the sidelines ...
>then I guess I'll have to play by myself"
Ladies and gentlefucks, Nikki Giavasis
If this doesnt make you cum your pants, you're a faggot
Thanks, you've done a great deed that I won't forget, I'll pay you back
I'm not sure, exactly. I'm pretty sure it's from 2014.
http://youtu.be/3frZlm5M5Rc can anyone help me get source on some of these chicks i already know melisa mendiny plz help a /b/ro out . Btw not even semi lob get
yeah see that gif she looks nothing like she did in this one >>576922337
stopped doing her make up the way she use to that was mad sexy and she looks like she chubbed up a bit there.. regardless though id still stick my dick in every orifice
I know Kat is probably a little bit of a psycho bitch, but damn I think I'd like it! Those lips, that rack and the 5' 5" height (I got something for slightly petite women). So glad she let the puppies be shown at least once - they are quite nice.
already choked it about 4 times today so ya gunna have to pull off a miracle. im liken the tunes tho . wank masterrace here
That probably has to do with the fact that she was 16, in front of a computer monitor in a completely dark room, and had with dark eyeliner. I liked her hair better then, too. Brown doesn't look natural on her.
whatever she did, she did it right.
she had people going to her house and making shrines with her photos, she couldnt handle the fame she was getting. who knows what struck her to try and retain it back, maybe the whole obvious weight gain got her lower self esteem and she needed flattery like "the good ol' days"
STFU! It's been a long Halloween night and the sugar rush is getting to me!
(captcha: when arsBloo)
he doesn't get it....hahahaha