ohh fuck u! I was like: hell I could spend those years pretty comfortable with 30 points, greenhouse, unlimited drugs, cool kitchen, top pc etc etc and then I saw the woman. Company of a qt for 10years, sex and shit is cool. 18points? hell then I will live on mcdonalds food... u need company or u will go mad.
TV, 23 pts remaining
Work out room, 18 pts remaining
Booze, 13 pts remaining
Medical care, 10 points remaining
full kitchet, 4 points remaming
and the surround sound system with 0 points remaining
How about you?
18 year old
I am basically in a room with fresh veggies, a countless quantity of intellectual education, great health care, and well, i guess I can play pool and keep up with the news and listen to music whenever.
I would leave that place sexually satisified, educated as fuck without distractions, and healthy as crap.
TV: 23 points left
Skylight: 21 points left
Computer: 15 points left
All vidya: 11 points left
Unlimited drugs: 6 points left
Library: 2 points left
Train set mother fucker
maybe internet (then I could read books, post on /b/, talk with my family, read news, listen to music, etc...), kitchen, skylight, hygiene products, garden with greenhouse and the pool table
but living alone is a nightmare too
but u are right, the puzzle says nothing about her personality. I would take the risk, I live with my gf and im pretty dependant on social interactions, I need them.
Can u invite guests?
Lets assume u cant invite but have wifi then the pc is a must
-cumputer 24 points
-greenhouse 22 points (lets say u have acces to every seed, so u can grow weed - green+gaming=livable days)
-games 18 points (cuz fuck I ust realized internet is not a standard and is fucking 16points...)
-full kitchen 12points
-medical care 8points
-train set 6 points (its cheap and building it seems fun, u can always rebuild and let ur creativity out)
-puppy 0 points
this seems like a reasonable set of picks.
Kitchen, 24 points left
workout room, 15
doctor, mayo, 3
I think I would become depressed and angry at first, but after a year of reading and self improvement I would elevate myself to godtier.
What moron picks the girl? There are few hells greater than being locked in a basement with a eighteen year old girl for a year, your going to need the gun and have one bullet left over when its all said and done.
>Internet - 16
>All movies and TV shows - 4
>Desktop computer - 6
>All video games - 4
Now I will never ever be bored for 10 years, and I get $10 mil.
Alternatively, if food isn't provided for free (which it should be) replace movies and TV with microwave and something else, maybe train set or radio
Ok. In order of importance for existence:
I can spend a happy ten years like this. The girl is tempting but sex can easily by simulated
Garden with Greenhouse - 2
Pool Table - 1
Cell phone (assuming it can internet) - 3
TV - 7
Computer - 6
Video Games - 4
Surround sound system - 4
Full Kitchen - 6
Radio - 2
For 35 points. 5 mil should be good for a long long time
Well I'm in my thirties. The concept of spending ten years with a crazy 18 yr old does not appeal.
When you're older you'll experience sex at some point and you won't see it as such a big deal.
Also, ten years with no booze is not a ten years I will enjoy
You morons that don't pick hygiene are gonna disgust yourselves to death within weeks. Bad hygiene leads to bad health. If you don't pick hygiene at least get mayo clinic.
Kitchen+garden=Great activities to kill time. They are also physical exercises to keep you healthy.
FUCK ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME
This is interesting.
I personally would get the hot 18 year old.
10 years with no one to talk to would make Charles Manson crazy.
Full kitchen for 6, foods a good way to pass the time.
52' tv which includes cable channels and that means a golden age of tv is at my hands...almost
Hygiene products, because imagine your teeth after 10 years without a brushing...
Pool table because its worth 1 point and a gun sounds like a bad time.
Hot chick- 17 points remain
Full Kitchen- 11 points remain
52' TV- 4 points remain
Hygiene products and bathtub- 1 point remain
Pool table- 0 points remain
I used 35 points because $5 million is plenty of money.
How would you guys do it
Experimenting with gourmet and maintaining a good yard has kept me interested for 20 years. you niggas who spend all the time on internet won't understand it.
the 18 year old bitch won't stay 18 forever. if anything, she can be a sex slave.
She won't stay 18 for 10 years, unless I've missed something. A constant companion would add something to this that none of the other bullshit options offer.
The fact that she's attractive and sexually active is a nice plus though. Won't lie.
Also, age 33.
microwave, female, library, workshop
I would gladly subtract an extra 10 years from my lifespan to do this.
Microwave because I only had 2 points left.
Female no explanation necessary.
Library because that would easily be enough time to learn the basics of every discipline I would want to learn about and master a field or two.
Workshop because I could use it to make most things I would want and allow me to conduct at least some basic experiments to further the learning from the library.
Booze, drugs, tobacco, gourmet food, tv with the packages.... hell I have been living like this with no payout for the past 10 years instead i will be doing less drinking and driving and forget getting up at 7 to go to work. It would have been the internet if I could not stream.
I have never used any workout equipment other than when I was in high school, and I'm quite healthy. Equipment is only necessary if you want to be ripped, and even then you could improvise with a ton of different things.
are you healthy now ? the fuck is up with all this healthy bullshit....bet half of you health nuts dont even brush on a regular basis....get your head out of your ass, this is the internet... own up to your shit either you are at a point in your life in which you are jaded as shit so its going to be one if not two forms of nicotine/alcohol/drugs etc, or you are a teen thats going to think that being stuck in a room with an 18 year old for 10 years is going to be fun just because you get to stick your dick in her and that clouds the 9.5 years of endless yacking you have to endure if you do not choke the bitch
You can pretty much take care of hygiene with high proof liquour so eat a dick. Make sure to get a man's drink not that faggot fireball cinnamon bullshit. Vodka = best mouth wash
Hygiene Products, 2
Then either the Garden to relax in with nice music playing, or the fucking train set. You could sit there with your dog and just watch the trains go around. Or drop the hygiene products and get the library and a pool table.
Actually I brush a minimum of two times per day and floss. I also use mouth wash.
I shower religiously and try to eat healthy but not vegan level.
I am Not a health nut but if I were to be stuck inside a basement for 10 years my health would be a real issue without a doctor, sunlight and possibly eating junk food.
You aren't very bright are you?
I didn't even pick the girl... 10 years of taking care of a 18 year old girl just because I get to pillage her pantry? No thank you.
Laptop, suspended time means I could actually learn everything I want to, well that humanity knows anyways.
Since that means I can learn literally everything available on the internet about computers and everything related to them I would be able hack almost anything if I so desired, and more importantly, write any program I or anyone else wanted, thus leapfrogging technology forward, and becoming immensely wealthy in the process.
18 year old
all video games
mayo clinic medical care
reduce to 5 mil for 35 points
18 year old - 18 points
workout room - 5 points
library - 4 points
garden - 2 points
hygiene products - 3 points
pool table - 1 point
satellite radio - 2 points
but only if the 18 year old is mature and likable, not some random attractive brain dead slut, in that case i would use the remaining 18 points for:
kitchen and ingredients - 6 points
all music - 4 points
puppy - 6 points
skylight - 2 points
would be better than most places, computers, internet, tv, films etc. has made me into a horrible human being so being without them for 10 years is a blessing, same goes for drugs, booze and tobacco
lets say i am not very bright for the sake of argument. You bright, young health nut handsome gentleman sitting here just like me on his ass on halloween replying to a bullshit tread about a pretend world... at least i am not very bright you should be dressed up as toothpaste banging a box of floss at the library since you are the epitome of brilliance.
By the way....you could have taken offense to the drugs thing but thats how I know you are a knight in shining armor.... deep inside you want that pussy....but too pussy to get it.....if only you flossed 3 times a day... cheers man
Can't be fucked dumping anymore. This is it.
Pen of truth, I'll convince the world that I am to be the worldwide monarch and then feast on the world's bounty while at the same time unifying humanity under a common government and allowing us to advance beyond our barbaric state.
It does more for my own immortality than anything else on the list.
Don't feel like looking through if this is already here
Unfortunately I dont have that many of these saved on this computer
garden and sky light 26
workshop to build a gym 20
books to look up how to make things and medical advice, mental self helps, world maps, history, school prep, whatever I want 16
upgraded doc and cleening products 10
kitchen and a microwave 2
best strat, bit of a trial mentaly, but building and study should eat up most of my time.
the garden and sky light are for mental health as well as physical health. radio also falls under that line, as well as my next study topic.
after my release the money goes into schooling and the leftovers into building a company. if I make enough later on, purchase the aid of a therapist, ten years of isolation should be harsh.
unlimited drugs 5
garden with green house 2
hygiene products and jacuzzi bathtub 3
skyline with sunlight 2
full kitchen unlimited 6
workout room with weights 5
all video games been released 4
medical care 2
>kitchen so she has something to do
>gun so I can force her to make me a sammich
>unlimited drink so time passes quicker.
>Girl - 12 left
>kitchen with ipad - 6 left
>skylight so bitch doesn't turn as disgusting as me - 4 left
>garden for walking - 2 left
>train set for the giant room trains to fuck around with, build other things from, etc - 0
Give me a hard one
First off, the money upfront and stock market gives you best bang for your buck. At 6% growth per year you could end the 10 years w/ 18 mil (7pts)
Gourmet food (7+9pts)
All movies and T.V. Shows (16 + 4pts)
unlimited drugs (20 + 5pts)
medical care, you definitely don't want to die during your captivity (25 + 2pts)
hygiene products and jacuzzi, there's nothing else to spend 3 pts on (27 + 3pts)
Definitely don't want to spend more to lose out on your millions. No 5 pts are worth 5 million. Even the unlimited stuff since you won't be able to use 5 million worth
>you can't download or stream anything
can you only fucking upload something by just throwing it out there hoping someone gets it then?
Why the fuck isn't this the cheapest fucking thing
Hard one OP
- Kitchen 6 points (nice to have something to do)
- Computer 6 points
- All Games 4 points
- All Books 4 points (Hard to not take Music and Movies, but I guess Games and Books lasts longer)
- Garden with strong Sun-lamps (no Greenhouse without sun-lamps, would be impossible), if not windows
- Girl 18 points (Not getting lonely, sex)
Take bonus to halve money and get 35 pts
18 yr old [18 pts]
weight room [5 pt]
unlimited drugs [5 pts]
full kitchen [6 pts]
pool table with last point
gonna fuck like animals for 10 years and be in great shape by the time I can leave. Also leave with a generously sized bag of weed
6 - Full Kitchen - Learning to cook awesome food would take up time.
4 - Library - Learn to make stuff (like pocket-pussy, guitar, etc.)
6 - Workshop - Tools and supplies to make stuff like a workout room.
7 - 52' TV - All channels? Including Netflix and Porn? Dope.
3 - Cell - Social day
5 - Drugs - Smoking weed, eating, making shit, watching stuff? Dope.
2 - Medical - Medical care? Dope, they can provide me with vitamins, lotion due to dryness on my dick.
2 - Sunlight - I need that sunlight to not get crazy depressed.
Total = 35.
Put the $5mil into Blue Chip High-Dividend ETF's, live off the yields ($375,000k/year), travel, and do whatever.
you obviously never had a LTR.
imagine being locked into a room with a chick who does not want to be there and bitches about it EVERY SINGLE DAY, for 10 years. you would literally go insane.
if you pick the girl, at least pick the gun as well...
Frank, all I have to do is not say nigger and he'd be a pal.
A, kid will become useful later, ditch the dildo, and a knife is 1000x better for survival on some island out in the middle of nowhere.
Mind reading, sonic speed.
Time lord or blacksmith, it's a tough one.
Same shit that i answered for the op, weights, food, etc
Jesus christ too many, that's it for me
Alright. Let's do this.
Machine shop, 24 points
Library, 20 points
Drugs, 15 points
Up front money, 8 points
Gun, 7 points
Skylight, 5 points
Medical care, 2 points
Satellite Radio, 0 points
I figure I'll only spend a few months to a year in there. The plan is to escape by shooting the skylight open with the gun and flying out with a jetpack I made using the resources of the machine shop and the knowledge I get from the library. Medical care for if I fuck up while building shit and chop a hand off or some shit. Satellite Radio and Drugs for downtime. Up front money, so I have something for my goddamn trouble. I am Iron Man. I won't be apart of your system.
- Hipster 6p (I like bipolar) and not pedo
- 1 Gun 8p (If dangerous big animals/enough eatable ones, if not fishing eqip).
- Radio 2p
- No snakes/spiders 3p
- Leave early 4p (1 point more and medical kit ;()
Also I would have picked the dog, but with snakes and spiders you would for sure die pretty fast.
Strength - 1
Agility - 2
Endurance - 1
Stealth - 3
Enhanced Senses - 1
Mind Reading - 1
Mind Control - 2
Uplink - 2
Several peak human abilities, extreme stealth capabilities, complete control over computer systems and competent in mind control.
No one will see me coming, remember I was there or know what I took from their systems.
>movies and tv shows
>literally the best combination ever
Feel connected and update to outside world through stock trends and movies. You can blow off steam by smoking weed and you can build shit in the workshop or cook something badass when you feel inspired. The best part is if you run your body into the ground you can get a doctor to keep you from dying.
Standard food included?
- Perfect 10 (Most recent ex-gf is cheating in my situation) 22 pts
- Gaming PC 14 pts
- Books 4 points
- All movies if include normal/decent TV, if not TV with cable
I'll take 5 million, no problem.
18 pts - 18yr
6 pts - full kitchen
2 pts - green house (not for food)
2 pts - medical care
3 pts - hygiene + jacuzzi
2 pts - skylight
2 pts - satellite radio (had 2 pts to go... gotta listen to somethin')
sounds like 10 years of vacation followed by a huge paycheck.
>no one cares
Surround sound w/ music (my preference)
Library (10 years? Essential. Also fuck the internet.)
Skylight (These two also my preference)
If I lift computer parts for exercise, I literally give up nothing, become a badass, stay totally healthy, and get $5 million
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God tier thread. Good job OP and anons.
Internet isn't worth 16 points if you can't use it to do what it is mainly intended for now adays =/
TV, Grill, Fast Food (would have really liked 1 extra point for the kitchen, but w/e...)
>stock market access
Why would anyone pick otherwise? Just think, learn to play the stock market, have $10 million up front, invest in stock, become a billionaire in those 10 years, and have literally all of that stuff when I get out. With the $10 million up front, I could hire a sous chef online, have him/her take a limousine her, and have him/her make me everything I want, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Anyone who picks otherwise is retarded.
GIrl, Doctor, Kitchen Library, If I take the minus 5 points then work out room. Not worth 5mil though, Just use the books as weights and do simple exercises Alternatively, Fast food, only order subway because vegetarian, radio. or if I can take the hygiene products without the Jacuzzi. and drop the doctor, I probably won't need him.
Forgot to mention that. It never says we can't bring in outside things before we get locked in the basement
>bring in shit tons of canned stuffed and military rations, and a small stove to heat that stuff until my sous chef arrives.
Thanks OP and all other annons. Found a way to spend my Halloween not thinking about the fact that my other friends are at parties getting laid and i'm just sitting on the computer like every Friday night. Here is a cooking recipe.
If we can, then I will just spend all my money on gym equipment and bring a 10 year supply of hygiene products and all my other shit. Like my tv computer etc, and have someone on the outside pay for internet for me. god damn that breaks this shit.
That's actually not really a good idea. Once you get out, you'll have abysmal credit, and it would practically complete negate the money in the first place regardless of how much money you make from the stock market.
It would take a really fucking long time. It's just not practical. A better idea would be to sell all possessions except the stuff you absolutely need. Even bringing a computer isn't smart, because one of the options is to get all the newest and most badass parts - for free.