Okay /b/ I have a bit of a situation.
So I accidentally made sex to a girl and now shes accusing me of rape. wat do?
Fight that shit, nimrod. You don't give enough supporting details for me to help you outline a plan of action.
Best greetext it too.
I film all my exploits, so if she ever cries "rape", I'll break out the tape in court of her screaming my name.
"So I accidentally made sex to a girl" First, explain that, and then fuck off because if they can prove it you are doneski.
Okay yeah I guess I should explain.
>accidentally making sex to a girl.
>she goes and tells her parents.
>get a phone call today telling me I being taken to court.
>accidentally made sex
How do you do that accidentally, and I think you meant to say "had sex", not what ever the fuck you were saying.
oh yeah true.
>girls in my bedroom
>made sex in a way that was not on purpose.
>she got upset and left
>She tells her parents and the police
I still want to know what "proof" they have
Because you don't accidentally fuck a grill, autist.
No way man, what am I a faggot?
Guys, I gave no consent and neither did she. So with that out there you can see how this can be an accident. It should be me accusing her of raping me, but she called the cops first.
SO YOU ADMIT YOU RAPED HER?! HMMM?! GRADE A AUTISM, FAGGOT.
"Guys, I gave no consent and neither did she."
"neither did she."
"NEITHER DID SHE."
I think that one is just to mess with people.
But neither did I man! It can't be rape if we did'nt know it was going to happen! it was an accident and no action should have been taken in the first place.
Have fun with your new view in the shower.
haha very funny. Yeah i know asking people like you for advice is a bad idea but I think some of you can be genuinely helpful.
Guys accident. you can't seem to understand that. But the proof that she has, what do you think it is and how can I defend myself?
Okay OP, let me explain something.
Did you consent to it? You say no.
Did she consent to it? No.
Did you keep going even though it wasn't consensual between either of you? Yes.
Well if you live in Cali and your on a university then prepare to get fucked by their new law.
If you don't live in the fascist state of California then she has no case.
In any state except for California its consensual unless she tried to stop you in some way.
There's literally no such thing as accidentally fucking a girl, you dumbass.
I mean I would understand if you were like 6 and didn't know the fuck your penis could do, but no you're a grown ass man who's gonna be raped by black grown ass men
How can you be so stupid. Go back to 9gag you shitty autist.
i think you mean to say that whatever you guys were doing eventually led up to sex
you need to give more details, who initiated contact, was she into at all, what the fuck was going on, everything hinges on the parts that you are being so vague about
>Every time OP posts
I don't get it. Is that meant to be a joke or something? Or is it serious?
In the past I would have assumed it was a joke, had a laugh and moved on. Nowadays, I'm not so sure........
lol no dude, of course if i use that argument it might work too. I'll keep that in mind.
well yeah the events that led up to it did put us in a pretty good position to have sex, but it was accidental so i don't see what bearing this has on the situation?
Nothing, obviously you weren't good enough or you screwed up somewhere along the way, or perhaps you're just really rich and see's dollar signs. However I wager the first or second option.
You will need this.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS BEING SAID YOU DUMB FUCKER.
"an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and usually results in harm, injury, damage, or loss; casualty; mishap:"
That's the definition and it fits the scenario just fine. I don't even see why I'm really worried this is more than enough reasoning.
Green text everything that happened between you and her in the room that night. Ex: conversation you were having, if you were on the bed, if you started making out shit like that
Dude lets hope not.
Read what I posted, everything about my story makes it an accident.
well I knew after it happened I mean come on dude. I think you'd know too.
>girls in my house, eventually we make our way to my bedroom
>we're in there for a bit
>suddenly I'm accidentally in this girl
>shes upset by this and leaves
>cops are called
what do you mean?
A lot of people have asked how it happened, You keep avoiding those questions. If you want my legal advice regarding this matter (I'm a drunk Belgian lawyer), you either offer us details about the "accident" or you're getting raped in jail, period. According to some of the stuff you've said here I'm thinking that at least one of you used drugs, which will put you in an even worse position in court (in Belgium, at least). Give us details, prove us you didn't fucking abuse this girl, and we'll help out. But honestly, according to the stuff you're typing down here, I'm really starting to think that you actually DID rape her. Your case is going to be handled pretty fast in court if you're going to come up with the whole "It was an accident!" -argument. And yes, people killing somebody else could be an accident but the majority of the accused persons are still being sent to jail (guess why? Because dumb people put others in situations that are dangerous, that's why they're being put in jail). You're in the corner of the room of lady justice, boy. Either give us details so we can help out or face your punishment with your chin up (while you're being fucked 24/7 by a BBC).
How are you accidentally in this girl. We're you making out? At what point in time did clothes come off? Details man, details. Everything counts.
what details am I even missing? I told you guys the whole thing. Lady justice will see it was an accident when she reads the websters definition of "accident". Or maybe I'll have to read it to her because shes blind lol
Night guys! it was fun but you guys are just way too easy now
This faggit is just trying to get attention, or drunk and making up shit. If this shit was real no idiot would leave out any details , so as to get real advice. THIS FAGGOT is a NIGGER, it has nigger written all over it.
Son, you're going to be sent to jail. The details you provided were:
>We enter the room
>My dick is in her vagina, by accident.
>She gets upset
This is the essence of rape, the essence of you it seems.
1. don't ever say the word accident to the police. you'll look like a complete retard. there's no such thing as accidental sex. 2. did she ever tell you to stop or was she in any condition to NOT be able to say it? 3. you say you're 19,i hope to God she is 18 or older, or it's statutory automatically. you're looking at jail, but probably not prison.