I just got arrested trying to pawn a restroom sink. The pawn shop got suspicious and called police and the police came to my house and got me.
pic only semi related
Was going to buy some booze with the money if I could pawn it.
Any legal experts here who can tell me what kind of setnence im looking at?
I had a getaway driver outside waiting. I picked it up and snuck out the side door of the restaurant. It was easy and nobody suspected anything. I probably looked like a repair person
Knowing OP he probably still had the fucking Wendy's manager clinging to his ankles the whole way there.
A FUCKING GETAWAY DRIVER?!
FOR A FUCKING SINK!?
Sure, add a fucking 2 ton vehicle speeding away to the mix, that'll make it seem legit.
motherfucker fancies himself al capone, but niggas out stealing sinks.
and what the fuck? did you bring tools? did you plan this out with fucking blueprints in a red lit fucking room?
Obviously I couldnt walk away carrying a sink.
I brought tools in my backpack. I needed a few wrenches of various sizes. Commercial restrooms often have various size screws and nuts to prevent theft. You definitely need tools to get them all undone...
Whatever man, i just came here looking for some legal insights on my upcoming case. >>576551189
lots of stuff. the funny thing is a lot of things are easy to steal from business and restaurants, like equipment they use. nobody expects theft to occur at a fastfood place, for example but you can often get away with their coffee machines, ice cream mix, hamburger buns, all that shit if you are sneaky. once i grabbed a whole box of honey and barbecue mcnugget sauce from mcdonalds and ran out, nobody even chased me
This just gets better and better.
Seriously, what's the fucking retail value of a box of sauce you retarded nigger?
I like your style
Hope all turns out for the best
You may not be here to entertain us, but you certainly have.
Also, your computer now has evidence that you did the crime, and a seperate crime stealing sauce.
Better fry it in case they confiscate your machine. That's all the advice you get.
Next time, steal some fuckin COMMON SENSE
liquor stores are way too hard to steal from. they get attempted shoplifting all the time
the charges for home invasion are major, im not a career criminal and i dont wanna risk major prison time. thats the real deal.
my friend said you can sell those concrete blocks they put down in parking lots, the ones that hold your car from rolling forward. he said you can sell those for about 20 dollars each. takes two guys to unbolt them and lift them into the back of a truck
why a sink tho? I can't imagine it's worth much
Hey, stealing a sink isn't that stupid, those fucking alpacas at Re-Tail pay tons of bells for that shit.
I have heard that, but you know whats fucked? In pakistan, deaths arent that uncommon from bicyclists or other people falling into the holes after someone lifted and stole it.
What the fuck is wrong with you OP? Why do you steal the stupidest heaviest shit? You're so retarded it hurts me. Be normal and steal a watch or something and sell it. I mean for fuck sake $20 for a table?
So glad I accidentally clicked /b/ instead of /a/
so, you steal shit that's not secured at all because the profits are so low that noone bother to secure it. The safest heist of all.
Then you get caught.
Maybe, just maybe, stealing ain't for you.
when you figure that they won't give you a single sauce packet without charging you if you don't order the correct item to get a 'sauce allowance;' a case containing 288 sauce packets from McDonald's is valued at $150
40 dollars and a jail sentence. Great payday.
Yup, and Bitcoin has been valued at $1000 but that doesn't mean people will pay that for it now.
There's a difference between theoretical value, and what people will actually pay.
dude, its not 20 minutes work, cause you also have to include the time it takes you to go to the pawn shop and sell the thing, since you don't get paid till you do that.
So you're looking at an hour+ and the risk of being caught.
no one steals from them because it isn't worth it.
but it's not 20 minutes of work. You have to steal it. Transport it, this costs gas. Find a buyer. Sell it. You said you have a get away driver. Which means it's a two man job, with equippment, car and tools. So, two guys working a few hours for 40 dollars, with the risk of getting caught by the five-o.
Basically you are a criminal working for less than minimum wage, and somehow you STILL think it's a good job.
they'll just make you pay for damages/repair and a new sink, and at most probably some misdemeanor charge with a few days in jail. if this is your first charge nothing too serious will happen and you may even have the option on how to serve your jail time.
his personal profit if he does frequent those restaurants and is forced to pay retail for the sauce but you are right I can't imagine anyone who would want to buy a case of sauce... but then again if someone could lift them four packs of Rico nacho cheese that sell for 3.28 at Walmart I would definitely buy them for .25 each them Rico cheese containers are the best
Larceny, vandalism, b&e...
They'll probably offer a plea. Take the deal. If you go to court you will be spending years in prison vs months.
While in prison, try to stop being a nigger.
If I'm honest, sinks are the least stupid thing I've seen, I used to work in Cash Generator as a first job and I've seen everything from stolen goldfish to tyres for bicycles with the rims left in them, I now work in a book store as a manager, and to put our advertisements up, we use A boards, some pikey fuck robbed that, and the in store signage holders that hold up things like "2 for £10 toys", not the actual toys that sell for full retail (not our discounted price) for £20+, but a bit of plastic that holds our signs up, some people are full blown retarded
You well only see something this fucking stupid come out of faggot ops mouth.
>it was a fucking sink for Christ sake
>a fucking sink
You tried to steal & pawn a fucking sick
>a fucking sink
God fucking damn,I hope you get a prick judge & he makes a lesson out of your stupid fucking ass.
>a fucking sink
Cont. From 506555506
It's not even the worst, we had a pallett of brand new books in retailing at £25 each, the total cost of the pallett bordered on over £4000, i came outside for a smoke and to help out with bringing it all in, someone was throwing the boxes of not just books, but toys, books, plastic watches, arts and crafts materials (easels, canveses and high quality paints) to one side, baring in mind it's over £4000 of stock, for a £10 pallett, not the stuff he could sell in a pub to fence, but slats of wood to try and sell to a scrapyard
I dunno if anyone has said this or not yet. I didn't read all the reply because most were trash but you are not looking at any sentence at all, unless you are constantly pissing the crown off by getting charged lots. You don't just break the law and go to jail, that's not the way the law works unless it is one of the five big ones, and in that case, if its your first time, no way you will get the max (unless the nature of the crime is so depraved and you touch the judge or jury on an emotional level)
I'm not going to lie, stealing is a major thrill. But i usually just stick with easy stuff. I had a bunch of those giant window stickers they put up at tacobell, and in my parents barn there are several boxes of car badges, gascaps, antennas, wipers, and mirrors. not the full mirror casing, just the actual mirror
I haven't laughed this hard whilst in /b/ for months
Good job OP you made my day
OP is confirmed for a nigger.
Sorry OP no advice we can give will help you. Niggers go to prison the moment a cop looks at them. That's the law.
Who steals a sink? Terrible.
The faucets and traps are where the money is. Brass goes for quite a bit at scrap yards, as does copper. In CA you need all sorts of ID to scrap it, due to rampant theft, but I don't know about other states.
Seriously, a few pounds of brass gets you a lot of money.
welcome to /b newfriend , you see to the top right of peoples posts, just right of the time & date, there is a long string of numbers? left click on that to link to somebodys post. enjoy your stay.
Not quite. Over 1000 is felony and my initial charge was felony before they counted. Turned out to be about 950 or something and felony never happened it was just theft but not grand theft
subtract the gas money it takes for you to take it home and then to a pawn shop. You might have actually been stupid enough to try to pawn it right after they called the place filed a report for theft.
Stealing a fucking sink is the type of shit that cops don't bother investigating. You're so retarded, you literally handed yourself to them for crime you never would have been caught for otherwise.