Get me laid b
Ive seen a few of these on here guys and i'm not as faggoty as some of the guys on here (i hope) so gimmie what you got
"Nope, and I'm not very religious so I probably wouldn't have gained much from it anyways. But what's so gross about sex ed anyway? Knowing which hole to put it in saves you from future embarrassment, trust me."
Other chick is taking forever, do this one too :P
Do it then. And is she a ho or not? Is she looking for a boyfriend, a hookup, a friend, or a source of attention? Is she in to you? Have you made your interest known? How old is she? Is she religious? How good is her relationship with her dad? Is she smart? Does she have a romanticized view of the world?
Kind of a ho, probably a source of attention, hard to say with religion, prolly has some daddy issues
mfw I realize that OP could be trolling girls who turned him down by posting their info on /b/.
Pretty much just get off /b and talk to her like a normal person. Invite her for dinner and drinks and see what happens. Be natural, be yourself, only agree with her if you actually agree, and if you don't agree don't be a dick about it but let it be known.
Most of all, call her. Texting for sex is desperation incarnate.
Aaaaaand you fucked it up. Maybe not really but sort of. I dont feel like holding your hand through this, ask her to come over to watch a movie and make your move. If she says no or makes an excuse then dont contact her till she contacts you. If she reschedules then she's into you. Read her and pretend to be whatever she wants you to be. Dont talk to her too often, dont be too eager to reply, and manipulate the shit out of her. It'll get you whatever you want, remember 2 things: the end always justifys the means and no one is more important than you.
Lol Anon tells the truth
More scared of the other girl tho kek
"I really find you attractive. I am a lot more nervous with you than I am with other girls. That's why I asked for advice on a forum. I am a idiot (you could better curse words here). Sorry"
The first one i met on tinder, and im really into her but i wouldnt die if she rejected me and tbe second one ive been into for years but ive never done anything so atleast this snowstorm is something
Idk i started an omegle one>>576438953
None of them r replying
Well, looks like we're back faggots
Bro, do you even know how to censor shit? You're giving away all these bitch's personal information, which, in retrospect, people on here can use to find out who you are. Are you 15?
>bring all your little friends, too.
Lol, how many of you desperate virgins called her?
Is this the Butch were supposed to get wet?
All i wanted was to be the top post on /b/ and i did whatever it took. I love you ruthless fucking faggots <3
naw dude, i think im going to sleep, but my phone number is in the thread, do whatever you want with it... I love you /b/ i'll return someday and share with you the aftermath of this shitstorm