Hello /b/ you may remember me from
Welp, a promise is a promise.
Here it is for your viewing pleasure
>Be into grill
>She's allegedly into me
>Want to make her qt3.14 gf
>She asks me if "i'd be mad if she hooked up with some other guy at a halloween party"
>Reluctantly say i'm ok with it with retard level rationale
>Beg /b/ for guidance
>1/2 say gtfo she a ho 1/2 say quit being a fucking faggot and ask her to be with you for halloween
>Need to become alpha and overcome beta spaghetti mentality
And now the thrilling or not so thrilling conclusion
You're fucked OP, the only thing you can do is go out and fuck someone now. You can't even tell her you did because she won't believe it because you already made it apparent you don't have plans.
Maybe. But she's just setting him up as a beta bux cuck. She doesn't masturbate with him in mind. He needs to flip the whole relationship on its head. Dick pic alone won't do that. Fucking other women might
Right, now express mild disapointment, but nothing else. She missed her chance. Go out with friends or something and blow it out, post about it after the fact where it might reach her. If she inquires, embellish, do not offer an invitation for next time. For the actual next time, repeat the process.
Or pack up your line and fish somewhere else.
Careful with how you answer this. This is the question she's been working up the whole situation for. You're gonna have to come clean, but not be clingy. Alpha, but not cocky.
best advice you are ever going to hear in your little life
"Considering you're not my girlfriend, It's not reallyy my place to tell you not to, but if you have any respect for me, then you won't. But do what you want, you are single after all."
agreed, this shit is fucking gold
I have a rule, called "the rule of 3" where after 3 messages over any span of time i will never ever ever message again until i get a response
*unless im spamming on purpose
Also, for whatever reason you can't satisfy her sexually. She is interested in finding someone new. She thinks she can find someone better than you. You don't deserve that, you seem like you care about people a lot. You deserve someone who cares like that for you too. This girl might be chill and everything but if you continue to stay with her she'll keep hurting you like this.
Look man, much as I imagine I would dislike these punks in real life, they're saying the right thing - you text before she says something, you'll look like you're a tryhard, which makes the ladies drier than a popcorn fart.
Fact is, she's clearly in control of the situation. It even seems like she wants you to say something to dissuade her from the other guy. However, you gotta strike the balance between doing what she wants and not seeming like she's controlling you.
OP IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING BETA I'VE EVER COME ACROSS. HOLY FUCK. MFW
Nah I'm waiting for a response
Ay you faggots better calm down
No matter what shitstorm you weather, you can always shower off and be clean
Unless you fuck up and catch hepatitis
Which might be the case in this specific incident
She gave you an in, OP. But you yammered on about "nice guy's finish last" bullshit and now to her you appear to be an insecure whiny bitch. It's a total turn off. I highly doubt you'll recover this one.
Learn from your mistakes, move on.
thank you for the great laugh. This was just like watching a slow train crash.
Holy fucking spaghetti op why make a thread and have us help you if your just going to fuck it up
It would be a miracle if she is interested after that sorry but you dun goofed
>However we never said anything about being exclusive
THERE IS LIFE HERE YET. Look, STOP TEXTING. Call her and ask her out. If she says no, then then the bandaid is off and you can go on fucking up conversations with other girls. If she says yes, then lock that shit down.
If she ain't exclusive she ain't the one. DEEZ HOES AIN'T LOYAL
This is an easy fix dude literally just say your not interested if it's not exclusive you don't like haveing a thing with someone that's fucking other guys if she likes you she won't
you are her current cock that will become a friend when she finds a real man.
Go to a party and nail some other slut op. You two arent exclusive and she wants someone else anyways.
this is your second chance bruh. do not reply blindly. listen to advice
i would suggest saying something like
"true, but how would you feel if I was fucking other chicks?"
"true, but I think we should be. I can always come hangout with you at the party".
Op we're trying to help. She is clearly into you hence "we" ignore and comment on shower. "That was a quick shower" wait for reply then drop "so what would it take for me to be at that party"
You fucking nigger, I've been giving great advice throughout the thread. You wanted help, pay some god damn attention to it. Just fucking do what I say, this isn't rocket science.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW OP IS CALL HER AND SAY YOU WANT HER TO COME OVER
NOW NOT FRIDAY FUCKING NOW!
BE FUCKING STRAIGHTFORWARD YOU TARD.
Ugh. Like wtf do you want. She wants tp fuck and that's about it. If she doesn't want to be exclusive she better not be getting any emotional support, because SHE IS ON HER OWN. Fucking God.
She's slut tier and should be treated as slut tier.
dont be afraid to tell her how you feel man trust me chicks appreciate it. tell her youd like to be exclusive. if she doesnt invite you to the party that might be hard to fathom because shes gunna be out without you there. if she doesnt invite i suppose you could ask if you could meet up with them? unless shes gunna pull the whole "weeelll i want it to be a girls night out blah blah" then she might be a fucking moron who wants to fuck someone before she starts anything serious. maybe though
ITT pussy ass beta fag who will either LOSE CUNT OR GET CHEATED ON. Op is gay as fuck. Send her my abs and tell her you know a nigga thatll veat that pussy good
This OP, man up and get a nice grill like mine
Where the fuck are you, Europe? Teach that bitch a lesson. Kissing ass won't get you respect. Tell her if she hooks up with some bitch at the party that she can find some other betamale to step on at night.
this is gonna be good.
rdy for your balls to be handled firmly?
WTF DID WE SAY TO YOU LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO? WAIT FOR REPLY YOU FUCKING MORON!!11
OP listen. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE EXCLUSIVE WITH A GIRL LIKE HER.
She is not gf material, if she doesn't have a problem fucking some dude, even while seeing you as well, you hold her to that standard as well. Fuck this cunt, and I mean fuck her dirty, like that guy will do. That's all she's worth.
Tell her you don't give a shit if she fucks around, because that's all you'll do with her too. Why should you be offended
>be me born in 1996, basically a faggot
>seeing this chick shes awesome!
>tells me shes been hooking up with another guy
>asks /b/ for advice
>dont take any of it
>fucks up only chance with gf who i clearly am whipped as fuck for
>dont call her because she'll alpha me
i can see OP crying himself to sleep after this sad sad display of cringe
U dun goof'd, even if she ends up being yours she will 100% cheat on you.
beta male for fuck sake. your being to much of a soft bitch with her, make it fucking clear stop pretending to be an emo fucking kid and making her do the work, tell the bitch,
dont touch any other guy or anything we could have had is gone, one chance one opportunity
in any case im just hinting that if you're not smart enough to upgrade your phone and jailbreak it on iOS7 at least....
then how the fuck are you supposed to have the wits to charm up a babe named XTC, sorry i mean uh...Molly yeah
>probs why he's having this drama in the first place
Don't be an idiot. All girls are sluts, it's in their biology to go after all the best dicks they can. And treating a girl like shit always works. Look out for yourself, be selfish, and she'll swallow your cum for as long as you let her
I'm 24 an I've probably only fucked 12 but I've been with the girl for 3 years, I don't care if u believe me, just letting you know that it works on sluts like the OP is texting
>No matter what shitstorm you weather, you can always shower off and be clean
wow OP I like the spirit, atta boy you faggot
>Unless you fuck up and catch hepatitis
Which might be the case in this specific incident
you think, you think you are some fucking hilarious shit in /b/ huh, fuck off sideways you cocky ass piece of shit and go sell that extra chromosome
>TFW i've been the guy the other guy doesn't want "her" to hook up with
I feel you OP, i really really do, it's an awful feeling.
That said, being that guy is probably the most satisfying feeling you could ever know.
to be fair you fucked up from the start, to soft on her, she is the sort of slut that enjoys being talked down to and made to think you have control. spineless beta faggot other cunt deserves her
a small ultimatum my friend, "you can see me friday night and we can work all this shit out, or you can go to the party and we can leave it like this, i really dont give a fuck anna"
Ignoring her, it's a bit harder to fix now, but she knows how you feel now and when she sees you being all alpha and cool without her, she gonna crawl back. Trust. Pic related
I like this idea
she hasn't responded yet
What do /b/ros
It's not a good plan to just attack her with messages that would put me deeper in the shit
If she rejects me i'll probably just get a cocaine o
HOLY SHIT OP, END YOUR SENTENCES WITH A PERIOD YOU BETA FAGGOT AND NOT A oh dear, i mean it's all up to you, i mean i like you and you can totally pound the shit out of me with a strap-on.
Girl: Do you like me
You: Yes, yes I do.
ARE YOU A FUCKING NIGGER? YOUR ACTING LIKE A DUMB NIGGER.
WHAT HE SAID TIES ALL THE LOSE ENDS YOU HAVE CAUSED UP. LEAVES HER TO FINALISE IF SHE WANTS YOUR MICRO DICK OR THE PROPER NIGGER AFRICAN DICK OF THE OTHER GUY DRESSED AS FUCKING SPIDERMAN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
That's incredibly hard to do, to gain respect back and to show that you're a man, when you've already shown that you're a boy.
Don't be bitter, or whiney. The key is to simply not care about anything but you. Embody MEN.
Make other plans for Friday, and tell her what he said :>>576426041
The only way to take control back, is to have her give it to you willing. If she says she's going to the party, she doesn't like you enough anyways.
OP, I have a girlfriend, you never wan't to ask questions, you want to use statements and add on what you think they'd be in to. Like for example, I'm a Doctor, you look like you'd be an accountant. You don't ask, what do you do? You say something they can process. They will be like what makes you think that, it leads to more valuable, interesting conversation.
Girls just want you to be straight forward. Say you do don't add to it. If she asks who you texting tell her that bitches name. Girls want what other girls want. Always remember that. Fuck that beta shit dude. Man up and take what you want.