Weird penis thread?

>>576201862
>>576201941
obvious shop

>>576201862
Definitely shooped, but hilarious nonetheless.

File: 1411665574238.jpg (88KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 500x667px

Well he posted another.

>>576202157
still shooped

>the shadow of the head

>>576202298
what the actual fuck

File: 1413600691590.jpg (35KB, 669x349px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 669x349px

>>576202298
Yeah well until we see a gif or webm of it in action, we can all say that it is masterfully shooped

>>576202341

must be taking advantage of the fact that most people don't like to stare at penises

File: 1414355282977.jpg (73KB, 571x551px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 571x551px

I'm out of material. Come on guys.

File: adadadadada.jpg (107KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 800x600px

>>576202463

>>576202575
what was the point of the thread then

File: image.jpg (94KB, 1000x962px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1000x962px

>>576202463

File: dick_photochop.jpg (66KB, 469x543px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 469x543px

>>576201862

>>576202463
>No you

File: 1396745258083.jpg (29KB, 360x480px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 360x480px

>>576202463

>>576203101
a cock that big would probably kill you if you get a boner since half of your blood is going there

>>576201941
this is prolly shooped, but i did grow up with a guy who had an actual 2" pencil dick and balls the size of marbles

think he was intersexed and then 'fixed' by the docs, but it just didn't work very well

guy was built like a tank, but had the emotional instability of a pom-pom girl and couldn't figure out what he was supposed to be doing sexually or who to do stuff with

ended up getting punked by most of the other jocks

File: Explosion.jpg (10KB, 244x207px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 244x207px

>>576202298

File: dickhead.jpg (68KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 500x667px

>>576201862

>>576202463
the loch ness monster was a dick then

File: WP_20141014_001.jpg (2MB, 2000x3552px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2000x3552px

Mine

File: uwotm8.jpg (13KB, 232x215px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 232x215px

>>576202463

File: 1412980503178.jpg (24KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 400x400px

>>576204449
You could hang your keys there anon

I have a big head. My friends call me mushroom but girls I've been with like my huge ridge

Don't ask why they've seen my dick

>>576204571
i use my alberts piercing

>>576203284
I fucking died

>>576204449
wtf, just cut that thing

File: CAM00320.jpg (833KB, 1920x2560px) Image search: [Google]

833KB, 1920x2560px

Here's my dick.
The only reason it's being posted is because in the picture I'm flaccid, yet still around 5 inches in length.
Oh and I'm an uncut American, so there's that

>>576204804
How did you regrow your foreskin?

>>576204449
Cut it

>>576202298

even more clearly shooped

>>576204970
kek

>>576204804
cut your fucking nails Anon

>>576204970
Lel, I'm uncut because my mommy said I'm no fucking Jew.
True story, all the men in my family are uncut, and every time a doctor would ask, she'd just say we're not Jews.

>>576205270
I-is that... a pen?

>>576204449
Wtf Anon. What's gone on there? Cut that shit

File: DSCN_209.png (598KB, 800x615px) Image search: [Google]

598KB, 800x615px

>>576204449
check your dickhead privilege

File: rasputin.jpg (15KB, 280x400px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 280x400px

O.G.

>>576205363
I usually keep up with maintenance, but I've been through a whole lot recently anon. In the past month I've lost my father, and some other shit has been going down legally (I ain't rape nobody or nothing, gotta get my dad's jewbucks).

So many ugly cocks, damn son..
I'm happy mine isn't weird as shit

>>576204804
we have the same phone

>>576203284
holy shit this is too good

>>576205870
prove it

>>576205870
Same here. I'm a cutfag but my head is nowhere near as dried out as some plus im not all deformed and shit.

>>576206103
This thread is dedicated to weird dicks

>>576205861
yeah cos we all know how taking two fucking minutes to trim your nails is so fucking difficult, dirty nigger.

>>576206230
:(

File: 1412272235499.jpg (104KB, 735x960px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 735x960px

>>576205942
Aww shit nigga, I especially like that I can roam outside a little bit, these phones are legit

>>576204804
that's called a half-chub you dumb fuck stop fooling yourself

>>576204449
virgin. if you have sex this shit will break.
cut that shit, fap hard...
that's why hitler killed some jews, to avoid jew dicks

>>576206340
I can see why he works out so much to over compensate.

>>576206726
Or maybe he wants to stay in shape.. He's not jacked, just good shape

File: 1400628789104.jpg (50KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 640x480px

>>576206272
Dirty Spic, thank you. I'm no nigger, although I guess if you count the slaves who were raped in order to create my race, so I guess maybe I'm a little bit of a dirty nigger

File: periscope1-660x250.jpg (40KB, 660x250px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 660x250px

>>576202463

>>576207501
Nothin some elmer's glue can't fix =,

File: 0000000000000000000.jpg (107KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 640x480px

>>576201862

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPJABXcNkg0

>>576202463
he's gonna need about threefiddy

>>576206595

Nah I'm not a virgin. Married with a kid. It doesn't hurt when I do anything. Wife likes it so I keeps it.

File: Snapchat-20140805100535.jpg (166KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 720x1280px

Lol

>>576201862
/r/ing the guy with a dick cut in 2 drilling a hole between the 2 halves

>>576208335
Wife likes it when she get some dick on the side.. She can't possibly be satisfied

>>576205280
>no u

>>576202463

FUCK THE COMMENTS! MY SIDES

>>576208507
>implying you know what satisfies every woman

Actual virgin detected

File: sp[lits.jpg (36KB, 570x428px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 570x428px

>>576208504
I have it somewhere, gimme a minute

File: 1414106630967.jpg (19KB, 250x322px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 250x322px

>>576206543
I honestly wish I had a tiny flaccid penis, that way I wouldn't have felt so awful about my size, as I originally thought I had tiny dick because it just didn't grow too much.
If my friend comes by, I'll show you a pic of the vascular miracle, if not, well, I'll see if some really kinky porn does it.

File: 20140813_203637.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

Yogurt Penis is wierd

>>576208957
Implying your wife isn't juggling others balls behind your back

File: taparoo.gif (299KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 320x240px

>>576208504
Still looking

>>576205983
hahaha, even the image is small!

>>576201862
>~Photoshop thread
>Eject

File: x59.jpg (41KB, 602x452px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 602x452px

>>576209064
God I have a lot of mutilated dicks on my computer

File: x74.jpg (66KB, 530x644px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 530x644px

>>576209398

>>576205505

pencil

File: x210.jpg (210KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 960x720px

>>576209740