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>The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your life

Which game do you pick and how do you spend your days?
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Legend of Krystal Vg.
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bioshock 2

i'll never leave my lil sister ever
>tfw lil sis died of cancer 4 months ago
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>>576129681
Mass Effect. Minus the Reapers
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As many games as I play, I've never pondered this question.
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Earth ;)
Welcome to the matrix my friend.
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mario universe

>chilling with your friends doing awesome activities every day
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BoneCraft
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>>576129926
Reapers included m8
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>>576129681
Oblivion. It's the only game I've played 5 times all the way through, throughout my life, and still seems like a whole new world every time I enter it.
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>>576129681
terraria
i dig stuff and build stuff and wall of flesh kills me
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Optimal choice is a sandbox game that's pretty much similar to real life so I'd go with grand theft auto five or red dead redemption and lastly skyrim
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>>576129965
so much of this.
Expand this to the Nintendo universe for smash bros.
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>>576129681
larry 7
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Any fantasy game that doesn't have world destroying enemies please. I'd spend my days as a hunter, selling fur and meat.
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>>576130124
gta? really?
i mean you change this world against this world?
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Elder Tale
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>>576129681
Proteus
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>>576129881
right into the feels
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The sims because it's as close as I'll ever get to a real love life.
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>>576129881
Jesus Christ man!
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Simcity or The Sims.
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Harvest Moon it's peaceful and relaxing
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Pokémon
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>>576129881
jesus fuck son. my feels
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Fallout 3

For obvious reasons
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>>576130543
but i can understand this
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>>576130376
Sims would be great because it's basically a crazy easy version of real life.
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hatred
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>>576129881
>tfw lil sis died of cancer
>cancer

That's what they call my dick.
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>>576129681
>Dungeon Keeper 2

bc I wanna meet dat sexy Horny devil
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Borderlands fucking Moxxi and looting everything
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>>576130183

Nicety.
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Crazy Taxi
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>>576129681
gta v
>crime all day erry day
>respawn with no reprocussions when i die
>STDS dont exist. so fuck a lot of hookers
>run people over steal cars n shit
downsides
>all other people are flat drones with no personality so i eventually become so lonely i try to an hero but i just keep re spawning.
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>>576129881
The Feelirinos
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Rapelay

I take the subway alot
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i'd just sit there and watch...
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Gothic.
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Mass Effect definitely
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Morrowind
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>>576131143
What about gta online?
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pong
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Dayz
>spawn on a beautiful beach
>all the world is up for grabs
>travel and discover all sorts of places
>solitude and despair kick in
>mindless monsters hunt me all the time
>then a find someone like me, a wanderer
>carve out our own kingdom
>together we destroy the spawn of the dark
>hold off bandits after who are after our fortune
>finally a true friend
>happiness
>...
>then one day you're walking through the woods
>suddenly your partner stabs you in the back
>just to claim your loot
>your brother...
>your friend...
>...
>respawn
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>>576131750
winner
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>>576129941
back to reddit
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>>576131925
much obliged
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World of warcraft.
hope i get turned into a gnome female
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>>576131583
i genuinely dont know. cant really figure out how that would work. unless everyone got matrixed into the same server and then i guess it would be pretty much the same after a few years
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>>576129681
probably the mario universe, I would have said animal crossing but I probably would blow my brains out from boredom
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>>576129681

Pokemon - Ill catch em all
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>>576130783
> need to piss
> not door on toilet room
> hungry too
> no fridge
> piss on ground
> starve
> die

wo so easy
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Dark souls, save the world
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>>576132148
mein second choice after Dungeon Keeper. I will be the best
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>>576130783
>censored porn
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>>576129681
World of Warcraft.
I want to live in Darnassus
Fucking nigt elves all day
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Probaply Dark Souls universe.
I'm pretty sure I'll regret it later though...
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custom girl evolution!!!

Instant win
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>>576129681
some loli hentai game
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>>576130669
correct answer

any time or place within the fallout universe, including the games that have yet to come out.

>Big Empty
spend my days tracking down the think tanks experiments and finding new technology and in my spare time creating new expirements such as robo deathclaw strike squads and giant death toaster rays with the think tanks and Dr. Mobius' help.

>The Pitt
have a good time in the factories keeping slaves in line, then when im bored take a few raiders out into the capital and shoot up some small towns.
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>>576129681

>tfw console peasent
>tfw no graphical mods
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Final Fantasy 9.

>I'll save up enough cash for a reflect ring and then I'd slay Grand Dragons until I'm super freaking powerful.
>Princess Garnet is also secretly my long lost sister, so I have summoning powers too :3.Then I'll meet up with Zidane and help him get Princess Garnet to safety.
>We'll go on a huge adventure and I'll protect them from Lani, Black Waltz, and shiz.
>As we travel across Gaia I learn more about my past (being born in Madain Sari and being a summoner and all).
>Oo and when we meet Beatrix, she'll see how sexy I am and then fall in love with me.
>Epic battles will be had, and then when it comes to Kuja, I'll save him right at the end.
>Kuja will then start rebuilding everything to make up for what he did, and people will eventually forgive him.
>As for me, the super amazing hero, I go back to Madain Sari and begin to rebuild the place.
>I'm like totally freaking powerful and awesome, so I can bring back the ruins to what they once were.
>Then I bring my waifu, Beatrix, back to Maiden Sari with me and we have kids.
>They're part summoner and I teach them how to summon eidolons and shit.
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Leisure suit Larry, fucking all the chick's. Pic related. I'll fuck her hard
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>>576130206
You know you can sell fur and meat in real life too.
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>>576129681
Super Mario Sunshine. Chillin on he beach fucking some pianta pussy
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>>576130669

But just imagine, all the food sucks. No one knows what good food tastes like
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>>576129681
love plus
civilization 5
depression quest
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I'm most familiar with Skyrim, but probably any of the Elder Scrolls series. With the occupation of mage guild scholar.

Any AU where magic both exists and is a thing studied and developed like technology is fascinating to me. And while the "magic" of RL technology tends to get mundane the further and further from the big picture concepts you get (inevitable if you want to actually accomplish anything), I always imagine that the drastic nature of being dropped into this world would be such that learning the fundamentals, advanced techniques, and applications of magic would never grow weary.

I want to be a crotchety old wizard who made one or two amazing breakthroughs in one small corner of the magical academia, and road that success into prestige and old age.
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>>576129681
Guild Wars 2
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>>576132998
im sorry but your a faggot
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>>576132419
...you think?

I'm not all that familiar with the lore, but isn't the bottom line "shits fucked, was always fucked, will always be fucked?"
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>>576130830
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>>576132743
There are places that haven't been bombed and have preserved food, when food runs out find another place that hasn't been bombed. after that either head north to Boston and see what is going on up their, or head west and keep going till you reach Vegas.
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>>576133265
>im sorry but your a faggot
>your a faggot
>your
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Everyone's assuming they get new skills once they crossover. You're still your pathetic self.

I'd pick Skyrim and work in an inn.
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>>576133234
furry detected
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>>576129881
Go back to tumblr, faggot.
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>>576129681
Mirror's Edge
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>>576133282
Basically.

Darkness is inevitable but can br held off for a few more centuries.

All the gods and old heroes have either died or gone insane.
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Mass Effect
Spend my days on afterlife, purgatory and eternity hitting on all the alien races
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>>576133374
you would know
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Ero Truck Simulator II or Custom girl
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>>576129881
>>576130338
>>576130603

fuck off newfgas
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>>576132223
Unless you expect yourself to be AM in this scenario (don't believe that's on the table, btw), the fuck is wrong with you? It's a world designed from the literal ground up to destroy you in every conceivable way: physically, mentally, morally, emotionally. At the whim of an entity with essentially unlimited power, including that to keep you immortal as subject to his twisted vengeance.

It's a great story, sure, but no worse option exists for this proposed scenario.
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>>576131380
me too
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>>576129681
What game is pic
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>>576133265
Give us your version, and it might lend you a little more credibility than none at all (less than for the grammar nazis out there).
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twisted metal
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Phoenox Wright: Ace Attorney
Study like fuck for my legal exam and become attorney with awesome hair.
Either that or Pokémon, and use my useless knowledge of Pokémon lore, evolution and shit to become a Pokémon researcher.
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>>576133953
I think it's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
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Dark souls 2
>travel drangleic
>invade bitches
>all your souls belong to me
>get those damn crowns
>die
>die to a piglet
>die to tank yard
>die to op
>go hollow
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>>576131143
>implying you would gain the abilities of the characters and not just live in a realistic representation of the game world you've chosen

I would love to live in Albion or Cyrodiil or one of the Northern Kingdoms but I just know that the ailments of pre-modern life would be too problematic for the lot of us.

If a more modern world world were chosen we would probably revert to just going online and visiting that world's version of 4chan.

If futuristic then I suppose we could easily find solutions to support and even pamper our shut-in, tfw no gf ways such as perhaps a robotic sex slave. We, of course, would have to be able to support ourselves economically in a world we are very unfamiliar with, at least in regards to its workforce.
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Mafia II

You get to spend your time in a beautiful sunny 1950s golden era world, can own any gun you want, own a nice car and live the "American Dream".

I wish the game map was bigger though, really shits me that they cut 90% of the game and dumbed down the game map size for consoles.
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>>576129681
GTA fucking bitches and killing people....
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shadow of the colossus
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>>576133953
Oblivion
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tetris
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>>576133364
Depending on the AU, some skills are inherently knowable that do not exist at all here. For that reason, they are immediately desirable and worthy of a great deal of effort to achieve, where native inhabitants might not/often do not have the same view.

If you knew tomorrow that magic existed and could be learned by anybody, would you not devote a sizable portion of your time to learning it? Or that intense physical strength led to the ability to fly?
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>>576130093
Why is it I like Oblivion more than I do Skyrim?
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>>576129681
Katawa shojo, never wake me up.
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>>576129681
Final Fantasy XV

i'd spend my father the King's money on wathever i want while i'm not on a roadtrip with my bros hunting beasts and exploring the world on my royal car.
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>>576134383
Because Skyrim was shit and Oblivion was great?
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fallout new vegas

play blackjack, watch hookers, become ncr vet ranger, kill deathclaws, more hookers
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>>576134412
this
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>>576134383
oblivion always felt more peaceful and warm (and I don't mean climate obviously)

skyrim is kind of ominous
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>>576129681
Dark Souls -
hang with Sunbro all day erry day
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Avatar the last air bender. (they made it into a video game)
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(oldschool) runescape
woodcutting and fishing all day
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>>576134383
Oblivion had a story
In skyrim shit happened
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pikmin motherfuckers
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>>576129941

>pondered
What's your favorite color of fedora?
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>>576134563
Agreed
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>>576132419
I wouldn't be able to leave the amazing chest
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Crusader Kings 2

Who doesn't want to own their own fucking feudal kingdom with millions of peasants underneath you?
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pong, definitely pong!
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>>576134735
>>576134681
>>576134563
>>576134502
Aight. Time to download Oblivion again. Never did finish it.. recommended mods? I need a "choose your own beginning" this time, fuck that dungeon..
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>>576129881

Bro its waaay too early for these feels
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Postal 2
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGrY5jAUS9E
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>>576129681
Grand Theft Auto V. It's basically today in this world, but everything is a joke and making money is pretty easy. You steal a car, run over 50 people, and have a few thousand bucks almost automatically. When police respond, you just drive under a bridge and crouch behind your wheel well until they leave. Repeat for an in game week and you can go buy a house now. Of course it'd be easier to be killed too, everyone is more violent and reckless, not just you.
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ARTIFICIAL GIRL 3
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>>576134881
oscuro's oblivion overhaul (OOO) was great IIRC, but it has been so long since I played oblivion
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>>576134520
welcome to the club
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>>576134553
I'd rip someones throat open with my teeth for that life, I have lucid dreams about that damn game all the fucking time, its great.
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>>576132080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StNe1BicPQ8

Your attempts at a normal life, to the amusement of all.

Try to be a car salesman.
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>>576129681
I'd be a capsuleer in EVE. nothing beats spaceships and immortality
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>>576133701
>implying that is not what i want
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>>576132265
>>576132419
>>576134094
>>576134592
have fun becoming hollow
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>>576131070
geez i remember that game. That came out like, 10 years ago? amazed that someone remembers it.
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EYE Divine Cybermancy
New Vegas
STALKER
Morrowind
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Sims 3 ->
>yfw pick up rocks, go fishing, grow fruit for a living.
>yfw immortality potions.
>yfw everyone else is too dumb to game the magical display stand for infinite monies.
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Def want to be a spartan
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>>576135107
gr8 b8 m8
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>>576129681
monster Hunter
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>>576132565
stop this shit right now. the only acceptable option would be steal BW3's airbike, help lani kill the party before they continent skip, adopt eiko.
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World of warcraft, so I still can play Hearthstone all day long
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>>576129681
Pokemon fire red, I would spend my time training my pokemon, earning badges and fucking misty senseless every day, all day.
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>>576129806
that....I'm actually disappointed I didn't think of that...
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>>576130106
a life worth living
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>>576130068
>>576129926
mass effect after synthese ending
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Skyrim. I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.
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>>576134881
Oscuros oblivion overhaul
Alternative start
Deadly Reflex
OBSE
Better cities (or open cities)

Graphics mods are you choice

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Must_Have_Mods
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>all dat comfy
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>>576129681
Skyrim, become a blacksmith, go on adventures, be content forging a hero's tale to be sung in the halls of sovngarde.
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>>576135091

At least he wont die, unlike you who gets Alzheimer, same shit, different story
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>>576133439
Why in hell would you want that?
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>>576129881
damn....
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>>576135632
purely for aesthetics
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Skyrim or Oblivion

(the knowledge I would have, I could be pretty powerful [not as in intelligent/strong] Figure in there)
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Fallout 3/NV > Red Dead Redemption > Oblivion/Skyrim > GTA San Andreas/5
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>>576129942
But then who is dev..?
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>>576135931
>matrix is real

Robots, robots would be the developer, using the knowledge from the game as a stepping stone
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Tough choice.

Albion or the world of Gears of War chainsaw me some grubs
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>>576135087
Do...do you hate yourself?

It's not a challenge to overcome. It is the closest to Hell that any game has ever produced.

But if misery is your bag, then, yeah. Sure.
Go big or go home, right?
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>>576135786
all those politics were going well until the dovahkin waltzed in, stole your clothes, deposited a thousand cabbages in your home, then killed your chicken
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>>576129681
Watchdogs gta 5 or skyrim
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>>576136164
>implying dragonborn was important

He wasnt even needed, I would stop that whole business from happening and told wizards to throw the dragon to the future once again
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I would live in Azeroth and be a glorious Blood Elf warrior.

I may look like a faggot but I get to get high on mana crack and fuck hot Blood Elf bitches between tearing the Alliance a new arsehole in WSG and chilling in Thunderbluff.
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>>576136315
and to add, since skyrim is going to have a sequel, they make civil war, insignificant somehow, so dragonborn didnt help with that
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DEAD SPACE 2
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>>576135284
B-but I love them all so much, especially Vivi (he's such a cutie). However, I do agree with the stealing of Black Waltz 3's airbike and then adopting Eiko. That'd be awesome cruising around with Eiko and the waifu. :3
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>>576131413
THIS but only if it stays perpetual, as in the events of Oblivion and further don't happen. I don't want to move to Morrowind only to have exactly 6 years there before I get buttfucked by a horde of Daedra and then another 5 years before I mostly likely die from a PLANETOID crashing into my face.

If that shit will happen, I pick FF9. Or 8. Fuck, I can't choose.

Or just Monster Hunter. An eternity of fighting giant monsters and wooing waifus and being served by talking cats.

Tough choice..
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Munich Bus simulator
http://store.steampowered.com/app/283560/
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>>576130569
Hands down
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>>576136523
Skyrim sequel what?
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>>576129681
Pokemon

Becoming the Champion and filling the Pokedex
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>>576137014
ESO
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omg skyrim right away
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>>576136682
nigga you crazy. respect tho
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>>576130972
Kill yourself.
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>>576136781
planetoid? what?
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The Sims 3, because my gf and I made ourselves in it this summer and we had to break up against our will some days ago.
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Gmod, on a sandbox server full of 8 year olds
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Dark souls no havel
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>>576137258
Remember that big rock floating above Vivec that was also used as a prison?
It's actually a big meteor cast by Sheogorath and held still in the air by the god Vivec. It finally fell some years after oblivion.
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>>576137134
We don't talk about ESO....
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I can't believe no one has said it yet.
>Inexpensive hookers
>Drugs
>Skydiving
>Badass cars n shit
>Crime spree
>Fuck the poe poe
>Tanks...
Seriously guys. I Think I might go insane in elder scroll anything. Can't even get an upskirt.
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>>576137292

Infinite moneyhack with the displaycase and make her jelly./b/ro, even hit up Bella Goth, you know what she like. you can do way better than any bitch who ditches you on a whim. This is the sims. The world is your fucking oyster.
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>>576137594
what of modded elder scrolls games where sex mods exist?
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>>576137594
>I can't believe no one has said it yet.
You serious right now?
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>>576137134
ESO is set in the 2nd Era, before Tiber Septim/Talos even happened and unified the provinces. It's very much a prequel to even Arena..

>>576137258
like>>576137476 said. It resumed its velocity instantly. At that distance it would've taken probably less than half a second to pulverise Vivec City and the surrounding land.

It would've been horrific to witness, if you knew beforehand.
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>>576129681
Roller Coaster Tycoon
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>>576137476
>>576137258
Well shit. Awesome, now I know that piece of lore. There's also the whole Red Mountain eruption that fucked up all of Vvardenfell and most of Morrowind, so I'm not quite sure I'd want to be a part of that.
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>>576137594
lrn2fuckingread
see:
>>576136221
>>576135795
>>576134970
>>576134135
>>576131143
>>576130124
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>>576129881
damn son right in the feelaronies
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>>576129681
Kerbal Space Program
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But you'd always die in a couple days.
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>>576137817
Maybe. But is it for life or eternity?
Also
>TV
>Radio
>Internet
>DRUGS
That last might provide a means of escape, or at least to be like neo in your little word. Like hack from the inside.
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>>576130830
INDEED
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>>576135795
>Fallout 3/NV > Red Dead Redemption > Oblivion/Skyrim

Good choice, I was thinking this. A Skyrim like universe. Fallout 3 could be depressing long term
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>>576138092
Like I said, if the calendar doesn't "move", I'd live there myself. If it does, fuck that shit.
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>>576138101
No pic, no greentext? No read. Rules of the internet my friends.
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>>576130206
Why don't you just do that in real life /b/ro?
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GTA V
/thread
>/thread my own post
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>>576138092
Red Mountain erupted right after the meteorite struck. Good bit of foresight from ol' Vivec, not getting rid of that shit instead of just suspending it.
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>>576129681

http://youtu.be/EJ9y5wsrbtE
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are you fucking retarded? pokemon. why are you even asking this question when the answer is pokemon. such a peacful and adventerous life. so many girls and pokemon to fuck.
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>>576138350
Skooma provides a literal means of escape. drink enough of that shit and you could hike across morrowind in a matter of seconds
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>>576138579
>>576138429
>>576137594
>>576136682
>>576136325
>>576135490
>>576135437
>>576135205
>>576135126
>>576134094
>>576132419
>>576131413

all these people just posting games they like, not realizing the world would be a living hell
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>>576138624
His entire reasoning for keeping the Ministry aloft was "Behold my grace! If you stop worshipping me, I'll let this fuck you up".

Vivec was pretty much the most massive dick TES had ever known. And he's omniscient.
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>>576138541
Then just avoid making statements based on having actually read everything.

This is not hard. You do nothing, and avoid looking like a complete illiterate nitwit. Win win.
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>>576131068


So much fucking this...

I would live out my days fucking Yuffie in Wutai. and raising chocobos, yearly vacations to the saucer.
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>>576138769
>GTA V
never die, shit tons of money, senseless murder, robberies, fast cars, lots o bitches, feel no pain,
GTA V =/= living hell
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>>576133360
>correcting grammar on the internet

Isn't it about time you should be getting ready for school?
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>>576129681

AC Brotherhood, because of assassin and pic related
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I`m living in EVE online already. Earth is just game I play when bored.
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>>576138769
Some of us would love the excitement of things like living in Azeroth.

I have decided to change my mind though and go for Silent Hill, that shit would be intense.
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The Matrix online game.

Fucking simulacrum within a simulacrum within a simulacrum within a thread.
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>>576136682
nigger you would be turned into a necromorph in like 5 minutes.
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Dishonored

>looking over dunwall city
>see the sunset over the waters
>the ripples in the water made by passing whaling ships
> the urge for rape kicks in
>rolling with super cool powers and super stealthy
>searching streets for hot women
>see 3 fancy lady's walking down the street
>hobo on the side
>itstime.jpg
>initiate pause time
>get down and remove their clothes.
>rape them
>finally shove each chicks hands into each others assholes
>thus creating the lesbian anal ring
>resume time
>watch chicks panic and hobo sees this and starts jacking off
>smile

Protector of queen Emily and protector of dunwall.

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>>576139026
as a third party, it actually is for me. got a university Engineering course to get to in about 2 hours.
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Any of the meet and fuck games
Simple
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>>576134592
Mah nigga

Shit would go down pretty fast, but it sure would be fun while it lasts
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harvest moon.
simple life. simple happiness
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>obvious answer

Life would be so simple.
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>>576129681
spore.
once i've conquered the galaxy i will destroy every sun.

there will be no life left in the universe when i'm done.
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>>576139629
Life would be fucking boring.
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>>576130543
I was gong to say harvest moon, sure your crush can't cook and she's a raging alcoholic but i bet they pussy game is dope.
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