ITT Swaggy fags
tfw no bf
>>575964170
Gotta find yourself one bro
Lot of fish in the sea but you won't find one unless you go fishing
>>575964260
I've tried fishing, but every time I get a bite, I always wimp out and let go of the fishing rod letting the fish get away.
>>575964452
Hmm... do you drink?
>>575964634
Almost never.
>>575964761
You might try that. Not binging of course, but just a drink or two to help you out of your shell.
>>575964941
I don't like to go out to bars/pubs, not really my scene.
>>575965081
Where do you go to meet people?
>>575965210
I don't lol. I'm an introvert that's just done online dating.
>>575965331
Well that can work out too. You just need to give yourself a nudge and pull through with it
Will post 4 bumps
>>575966293
anyone got the female version
>>575966406
No gurls pls
Just ghey.
>>575966406
>Female version
What are you, gay?!
Boys only.
Boys, butts, balls, bodies
>>575967130
I much prefer men to boys.
>>575967579
>>575967579
I want to lick a cock like that...
>>575967349
I like men too. As long as it's male I'm good.
>>575967832
It's a little too big imo
You may deposit your bumps in this thread
monitoring
Hnnnng there's so much gold in this thread
>>575964170
>tfw bf is shit
>>575968474
I c-could replace your boyfriend if you w-want. But I-I'll probably just be worse...
Uguu
Hi fags
>>575968578
>he doesnt even work, ill try you
>>575968578
>stuttering in text
Is that philly anon who plays smash bros still around?
>>575968701
Helo.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0t59fk2lnsk4w8v/AABMEmrdeVrwoZ2S3kpvxA0ea?dl=0
So how's everyone doing tonight?
>>575969269
Fine. Procrastinating as usual.
>>575969463
Same here. Having a beer while watching Yahtzee in my undies.
>>575969551
Most of us are gay, gay people don't have a habit of breeding - you don't have to worry.
>>575969551
>tells gay people not to breed
I urge you not to do it either.
>>575969559
Sounds good. I hope you're having fun. I'd love to drink or smoke something as well, but I ought to do some productive stuff instead.
...and then I found this thread.
>>575969269
Felling tired, trying to do some daily push ups and keep myself motivated, thanks to bread.
Let's share some kinky music by chance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJGMuQNxi8w
>>575969269
I'm playing some Bayonetta. I got Bayonetta 2 but I still haven't played the first one so I've been doing that.
>>575969836
You ought to as in, there's something you have to do? Or just generally not being lazy?
>>575969932
I try to do a (sort of) daily workout too, it's shown some effects already. How's yours coming along?
>>575970091
I see. Not a fan of hacky slashy fighting games, I prefer shooters or less button-combo type games like the Batman series.
>>575970264
I'm generally not either but I like this one, and I like Metal Gear Rising. I guess I just like Platinum's hack and slash games.
Anyone here ever fantasize about the French language?
I literally can't sleep without masturbating to this guy's voice and imagining he's a big strong furry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtjHecM85o&index=12&list=UUSkS5vtp5gY3huyVkX4IfMw
>pic related
>>575970142
I just don't want this day to be completely wasted. I'm trying to learn to draw, also I should probably study a bit.
Posting dicks is my priority though
>>575970142
I used to make fast progres for last few months but it got quite difficult now. I feel like im stagnating.
>>575970439
Alrighty then. I've been playing Styx lately, do you like stealth games?
>>575970476
I speak French among others, it gets much less romantic once you understand it.
>>575970542
Drawing is cool. Especially once you're past the first few crappy drawings and actually manage to make your doodles look like humans or whatnot.
>>575970657
Maybe you just have to add more reps or exercises to your routine. Or maybe a slight change in diet, more protein, stay hydrated
>>575970856
Given half the chance I would fucking breath stealth games.
>>575970856
Which is why I intend to never learn it. I love the soft sounds of it, especially with a deep voice like this man has.
>>575970476
I might be that guy except that i'm not strong ;w;
I'm 6'5 and french and furry but not strong
>>575970957
Heh. What have you played in that genre?
>>575971014
K den. People usually like my voice, too
>>575971156
>6'5
>not strong
So... a beanpole?
>>575970856
I used to draw a bit, then I stopped, now I regret and I'm trying to actually achieve something
A few more months and it will be decent enough to start publishing it.
>>575969551
it's going to be hard for them to want to knowing that you know.. they're gay. Herpfuckingderp.
>>575971339
Noice. Any idea under what name you'll be posting?
>>575970856
I certainly need need to gain some more now but things like daily commuting, not enough sleep and some university stuff keep me distracted from establishing good routine in workout and drawing.
>>575971312
Mainly Splinter Cell 1-3, all Metal Gears, Deus Ex 1 and 3 (if you count those) and Mark of the Ninja.
No shemale fur? What is this faggotry I see?
>>575971312
vocaroo, now.
Say "I love you Jason, goodnight" or something like that in French plz
>>575971764
That would come under /h/fur though
>>575971312
i'm 150lbs ish but not a skeletal ;w;
>>575971764
Start your own thread if you want tfur.
>>575972053
Doesn't seem bad, I kinda wanna see now
>>575971478
Hard to tell right now, haven't think about it yet.
>literally no good avian stuff
why
>>575972195
hermaphrodite
>>575971553
Yeah, uni gets in the way of a lot of things depending on how expansive your classes are. I started my first semester last winter, had quite a bit of free time and did some sports, worked wonders (I could do 50 pushups by the end of it). Then second semester happened and I had to spend >40 hours at uni, then another few at home preparing for the next days. Made me lose a huge portion of my progress
>>575971557
Noice spread. I do count Deus Ex as those allowed for decent stealth. Hell, there's a guy on Youtube who did an unbelievable speedrun of DX:HR in like, three hours; no items, no augs, no takedowns, the only violence he employs is throwing boxes at the bosses until they die.
>>575971879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZWcFb4imus
Here ya go.
>>575972053
Dude, I'm 6'1 and 180 lbs, and that's pretty thin already. You must be Jack Skellington himself.
>>575972260
Well, once you do release some of your stuff, make sure to post in these threads as well.
lurking.
>>575972354
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZWcFb4imus
Right, that was amazing. You have a very nice voice. I wish to make love with you.
>>575972194
s-see what ?
>>575972285
I call this one good.
>>575972490
Of course I will.
>>575972690
you.
>>575972578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rGqXp7PyFN
Let's do it.
>>575972701
Good man.
>>575972870
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rGqXp7PyFN
I hope that wasn't something nasty cos it gave me a boner.
>>575972870
Damn, you've got a great voice.
>>575972778
And how should i do that ;w; ?
>>575973378
How should you or would you?
>>575973314
I'd never. Basically what I said was "My pleasure. So, join me in bed and we'll fuck all night."
>>575973364
Aww, thanks. I put some work into it, drama practice and singing to myself helped with that.
>>575973648
Oh I would gladly, it's £93 from here to France. Where are you?
>>575973858
I'm not from France actually, heh
I grew up in Luxembourg hence the linguistic education, I'm back in the German motherland now.
>>575974001
£200 at most. Where in Germany?
>>575974158
North Rhine-Westphalia.
>>575973641
What are you excpecting from me ?
>>575974001
Oh neat, you're from Germany? I've been learning the language and let me tell you - it's a fucking nightmare. Groß kopfschmerzen.
>>575974369
Yup, a very complicated language. Case in point, "groß", when applied to a pluralized noun, would be declinated as "große Kopfschmerzen".
>>575974320
I dunno, I'm just desperate for love ;~;
>>575974609
Never had a bf and kisslessvirgin so i know that feel ;w;
>>575974001
Greetings from polish neighbor
>>575974261
aw yiss, that's £286
Now I just need to get £230 ;-;
>>575974730
I just turned 19 last week and I'm hoping to go out and try and find a guy who is
A: Gay/Bi
B: Ok with feminine/short and thin-ish boys
C: Furry
D: Big and strong and muscley
It seems as if they don't exist. ;~;
>>575974001
>>575974369
I've been studying this language as well, it was hard for me too. Being slavic didn't make it easier.
>>575974731
Helo helo
There's a lot of Polish people at uni actually, I haven't really learned any Polish thus far tho
Minus Kurwa
>>575974758
Christus that's expensive. How come the flight to France would be a third of that?
>>575974587
There's been a shit ton of exceptions to rules that I wonder why the fuck the language even has rules in the first place :V. This is also the first language I've tried learning with gendered nouns and that's been fun - especially since there seems to be no rhyme or reason to it.
Like Der Mann and Der Junge, both masculine but then it's Die Frau and Das Mädchen. But then I learned you use Die for all plurals. And you use Den for accusative?
Then Sie can mean they or she depending on how the word after is said like "Sie isst" vs "Sie essen". It's been confusing but I've been trying to keep my cool with all these weird rules.
>>575974953
Well, that is a pretty specific idea you have there. Only two of those apply to me directly, I'm working on the third. Though I can make do with less manly bois, I guess.
>>575974994
Kurwa goes with everything, it's like exclamation mark for many poles now. If u wanna impress (and fuck) your polish friends you can learn some words like pierogi or barszcz.
>>575974953
You being too specific in your search.
>>575974953
Turned 18 2months ago
>A: Gay/Bi
Gay
>B: Ok with feminine/short and thin-ish boys
TOTALLY OK
>C: Furry
Totally ok too even if i'm not a big big furry (hope you get what i mean xD)
>D: Big and strong and muscley
I'm only tall but really slim ;w;
>>575975291
Not a requirement with all 4, he doesn't have to be big and strong and muscly or furry for that matter. They just would make it easier.
>>575975340
Kurwa is the best word.
ITT Saggy fags.
>>575974953
honestly you should try to broaden your searches to thin boys too :3
>you will never have a cute anthro bf
>>575975609
then look for 1 and 2 and work from there
>>575975770
>not being satisfied with just a cute bf
>>575974994
Well, that was an underestimate, it's about £80 to get from here to London, then about £40 to catch the Eurostar.
>>575974953
I'm ok with feminine boys and I'm big and strong, although not as muscley, and if it counts for anything I really wish I could find a short thin feminine furry guy :\
>>575975938
ayyy feg
>>575975205
Declination of the articles (both definite and indefinite) again depends on the gender and quantity of the noun. "Den" is accusative for male singular nouns like "Ich sehe den Mann; I see the man". However, if the noun/object in that sentence would be a woman, the declination changes to "Ich sehe die Frau".
And you're correct about Sie, the meaning is contextual. When used as a pronoun for she or they, it is not capitalized; when capitalized, it is the formal 'you'. "Ich sehe Sie; I see you (formal).
>>575975340
I know pierogi :D took a very basic Russian course once, they use the same word
They're called Piroggen in German
>>575975609
Alright then.
>>575975974
I see. Goshdarn things are always so expensive.
>>575976114
hmm?
>>575976148
Shit really? That's more bullshit to remember :V. Oh well, I'll pull through. With enough determination I'm sure it'll become habitual to recognize these rules.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r67R8cMYKTI
>>575976260
Heya. Listen to this.
>>575975662
Best word you can use to blow off steam.
>>575976148
That's good! Now that you have two words in your vocabulary you can craft a combo like "pierogi kurwa!". Would the pronunciation be a problem?
>>575976751
kinda neat
>>575976607
Yeah, practice and repetition is important to internalize any skill.
>>575976806
I think I'm not too bad at pronouncing foreign words (if my French phrases were any indication). What I sometimes need to look up is which syllable is stressed so as not to sound like a complete knob; and, at least for Russian, to properly pronounce the nouns. Quite perplexing that an O is either an O or an A, depending on whether or not it is stressed
>>575977278
K-kinda!? That shit is awesome!
>>575977516
if I were in the mood for it, sure
>>575977284
On the subject of Sie, how can I tell if it's supposed to be You or They if it's used at the beginning of a sentence? Do you use something different like Ihr, Er or Du in which case?
>>575977284
Polish is easier then, you literally read every word just like it looks like, ofc you gotta remember about polish letters like ż,ź,ć,dź, etc.
>>575977752
You can tell by the conjugation of the verb following the noun. If it's just the subject "Sie" without any further context, you don't know. But in a complete sentence, the conjugation and possibly adjectives will make the meaning clear.
>>575977947
Alright, nice. Also, Polish using the Latin alphabet makes reading much quicker
>>575977653
bleh
B-but what if I only like a male from the waist down and only think of males from the waist up as romantic?
>I like the romantic stuff - sorry to ruin y'alls boners.
>>575976751
Very opera.
>>575978252
sorreh
>>575978313
then romance the top half and fuck the bottom half... the two aren't mutually exclusive
>>575978169
I see, thanks. When do you use Ihr or Er (when it's not used as he)?
>>575978313
Then it's time to get less picky.
>>575978336
It's awesum.
>>575978512
bleh
>>575978548
Those are usually used in only one context. Er is used as he only, ihr is used as you in the plural form only. The only exception (which you are unlikely to encounter) is the somewhat medieval, formal use; in the olden times, you would address other people formally by Ihr, not Sie. But this is absolutely archaic and will only be used in movies, plays about the era or whatever.
>>575978928
Naw, not really.
>>575978336
>dotter posting porn
how pleasantly uncommon
>>575978928
;~;
you butts
>>575979180
I hate it. All my folders are unsorted sfur and gfur and as I access them over wifi, it's fucking slow.
>>575979132
Blasphemy.
>>575979180
Don't worry. You're still cute~
>>575979251
Terrible, aren't we?
>>575979367
sort better faggot
>>575979421
nuuu .///.
>>575979421
Just the worst.
>>575979421
Lies.
>>575979496
Just so I can post porn in threads? No.
>dotter posting porn
Is the world about to end? What's happening
>>575979461
You're from Poland as well? Where from exactly?
Lublin here.
>>575979596
no, so that you can give me your gfur folder when you're done
>>575979642
This happens from time to time, stay calm.
>>575979763
I bet it's just because he doesn't have otter pics on mobile.
>>575979763
kek
That'd be a massive folder with a ton of dupes.
It ain't happening.
>>575979642
THE SKY IS FALLING
>>575979880
I'm on my laptop. I don't store any of my porn locally on here, though. It's on a NAS accessed wirelessly.
>>575979880
he better have otter pics on phone
>>575979678
I study in Rzeszów and live in Przemyśl, just 10 minutes ride to Ukraine.
>>575980019
run dupe check before sorting~
>>575980019
Oh. So you don't have your otter pics.
Take this one
I don't have nearly enough cubs...
>>575980067
Ah, cool.
>>575980240
Just go. You can't be here if you don't have all the cub.
qwak is a fgt
coffee too
that is all
>>575980323
true sadness
>>575980037
Nah. I never post from my phone.
>>575980160
Since I have no need to sort it, it won't happen!
>>575980213
I have my avatar folders saved locally. So, yeah, I've got all of those.
>>575980436
>saves avatar folders locally
>not porn too
wat r u casul?
>>575980406
lub u bb~
>>575980436
will crush you in magix
man i gotta get rid of some of my semen via stroking my penis
>>575980527
I have more porn saved than I have avatars, so since the avatar folders take up less space, those get to be saved locally.
>>575980540
Given how crap I've been at building decks lately, that wouldn't be difficult.
>>575980540
Good, the thread is capped. Back to avatars for the next one.
>>575979496
N-no?
>>575979570
Agreed. Now porns
>>575980406
But I'm not? :3c
>>575979596
ur lies
>>575980802
why so bad?
>>575980780
for juicestice
>>575980804
welp
>>575980980
nuuuuu
>>575981009
I just don't have the knack for building decks.
Good ride, Gentlemen
>>575980802
Oh I see. Alright.
>>575980980
NOOOOOOOOO
>>575981004
porns
>>575981009
yis
im going for a smoke. will be back next thread