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ADOPTION THREAD! Pick your new son or daughter from below a

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ADOPTION THREAD!

Pick your new son or daughter from below and post results:

http://www.adoptuskids.org/meet-the-children/search

http://ukraineadopt.com/waiting-children.html

http://photolisting.adoption.com/foster-adoption/advanced/
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>HIV

no thanks
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http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=43629
>inb4 mongoliod
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>>575639125
This makes me sad
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17...
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could be my perfect daughter..
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mods ban delete this thread!
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>>575641325
fuck a duck chuck
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I'm crying my eyes out reading some of these.

Kids at ten years of age with HIV through no fault of their own. Kids with history of sexual abuse. Kids from homes with physical violence as part of the life.

We say and show some sick shit on this site, and we're all a bit desensitised to it, but now that I'm a father (1 year old last week) and I've seen how innocent and happy they are through those early days, and how much they just want your affection and love, and to see how some of them are treated....

fuck. I need to go outside for some fresh air.
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>>575641540
I can only hope that I have a daughter as perfect as that, she'd be my little princess
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>>575642496
Same...
I just want to adopt all of them and give them a permanent home with all the unconditional love they can ever hope and want :'(
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>just realized most of them have hiv
>implying i adopt sluts
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>>575642702
lol ;)
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>>575642496
>>575642702
this
>mfw i probably will never get kids of my own
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I really feel bad for them, but I wonder how messed up they are. Would it be hell to raise them or would they realize the opportunity they have gained
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>>575643398
the fuck is wrong with your eye? were you born half chink?
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>19 years old
>Up for adoption
http://photolisting.adoption.com/foster-adoption/children/tyler-16066
If your 19, why do you need to be adopted?
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There is nothing better than a home sweet home. Wish em all the best
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>>575644182
I'm 32 and need to be adopted
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>>575644182
you can be adopted at any age, and if he's mentally handicapped i would assume thats why. children with disabilities go to highschool until they are 21 usually.

my family has fostered hundreds through the years and have adopted 4, we're financially able to do so, but not everyone is
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>>575644610
That's really cool

Not typical /b/ shit I feel for these kids. This site is like Match.com for adopties. My parents weren't perfect but man, I had it easy.
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idk
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>>575644610
Yep, of course you're financially able to do so when you get $800 per week per child. You and your family are such troopers.
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>>575645253
all of that money is in their bank accounts for future schooling and healthcare, 2 have about 30k and the other 2 have around 15k each. how much do you get in foodstamps?
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>>575645226
it's like to buy a broken car you can't repair, it's just furniture. I would rather adopt that bear-like thing.
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Irene has had difficulty maintaining appropriate boundaries when there has been a father figure in the home.

Because her poor impulse control may still result in “rage attacks” or “anger attacks,” it is essential for Irene to have a caring adult nearby to redirect her on the spot as needed. Line-of-sight supervision is best when she is around vulnerable children and/or small family pets.


http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=49552
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>>575645621
those eyes of a serial murderer...
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>>575645621
She's from Alaska, what do you expect. There's a reason they lead the country in suicides, sexual assaults, alcoholism and domestic battery
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idk :/
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Single fathers with daughters always get accused of shit, though.
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>>575645981
kek
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i'd much rather adopt a boy.
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poor kids :(
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>>575646012
>Daddy issues
>Name Destiny
Well she already has a stripper name.. and lives in Texas
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>>575645981
how stupid you had to be to not know
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>>575645981
This one actually made me laugh, good find
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>>575645981
wat
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The irony of all this is that pedophiles would gladly take most of those kids, shame they'd be automatically excluded just because of their sexual orientation. One day we'll learn.
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>>575645981
looks albino/black to me, went to school with a guy that looked just like that.
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so precious
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>>575645981

I lol'd. But then I felt bad for the poor bastard.
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>>575646842
Seriously, they actually called her Nigger?
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>>575646842

"Ngor"

Hahahahaha.
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make sure you don't get one of them he/shes.
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>>575646289
3.99 strip club steak? Shiiiiit, if she got a discount or something....
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>>575646842

Wait, if she's from Sudan, how did she get to American in the first place? Did some hipster/liberal family think it would be cute to adopt an African kid and when they got an actual nigger they returned it to the adoption agency????
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>>575646591
>one day

You used to be able to do whatever you wanted with your own kid, including sell it into slavery or kill it. You could also buy little germanic slave girls...
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>>575646842
I would rather that than an average american black ute
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I feel like these two would kill me...
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>>575647078
>>575647067
her parents weren't very creative
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>>575644559
I'll adopt you anon so long as you're white.
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>>575647494
that's a female?
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>>575647815

That was my first thought.
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>>575645621
Holy fuck she has the eyes...

Would not adopt for fear of murder.
Not even joking.
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Sir Messiah is an independent, fun-loving boy who loves to make his friends laugh.

Sir Messiah is an independent, fun loving boy

Sir Messiah is an independent

>SIR MESSIAH
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>>575646842
NIGOOOOOOOOR lmao
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>>575641023

you'd wonder how long she's been waiting for a home, at that age...
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>>575647974
She was my first choice until I read the bio, realized she's just like that chick from Orphan, and would likely murder my dog/me in my sleep. I could've helped her with her OCD, too. It's quite sad that she'll be a serial killer.
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http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=47054

well damn
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fuck this thread is sad
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>>575641023

what's a 16 year old doing up for adoption? In the UK your parents can kick you out to fend for yourself at that age
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>>575645981

I guess writing down "Albino Sandnigger" was worse than this
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>>575648176
Can you please link me her?
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*tips fedora*
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>>575641325
anonymoose pls go
this is not pedo thread
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>>575646012
>destiny
Oh god my lungs
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>>575648439
http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=49552

Cute girl, definitely not stable.
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God damn it, this is genuinely making me sad.
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>>575648503
pretty sad actually, i love animals too, would go camping with.
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Maybe rent her to guard my property?
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racists vs racists thread
no anti-racist found.
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>>575642496
Cant deal with this thread, I have seen some pretty sick stuff on this website and it does not faze me but this is just making me sad.
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Why would they upload this picture there.
They don't even make it look tempting, it's like they took 10 pictures of him and picked the worst one to upload just to mess with him.
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>>575648757
I would gladly take her
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>>575649342
>thank you based government workers.
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This makes me sad...
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>>575649560
>he occasionaly responds to touch with a smile
;_;
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>>575649560
we've got a new anne frank over here
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>>575649560

Did his involuntairy armmovements just tick every box at "race"?
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>>575649560
>all that shit wrong with him
>he occasionally responds to touch with a smile
>he enjoys listening to the sound of rain and outdoor noises

poor kid
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>>575649896

muricans tend to mention if there's a bit of everything. Like, you might have a black father and a mother who's dutch/irish/cherokee or some shit.
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>>575649560
Annnnnd I'm done here >.< my heart. Ouch.
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>>575650008

Silly 'murilards.
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>>575650224
Oh god
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>>575639125
So many special little snowflakes! They are just waiting for you to embrace them in your arms! They have some small issues with emotions or something, but forget that. LOOK how horrible these children have suffered their entire lives, and how strong and independent they have become because of their struggles. So dont be a grinch, have a heart. Adopt this 21 year old woman today!
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>>575650224
That... That can't be real.
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>>575640673
I think this girl goes to my school
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>>575650224
nope
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>>575650224

Aha, my sides are as far out as her eyes are!
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>>575650224
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>>575649560
one of my adopted siblings has cerebral palsy and is wheelchair bound, another has been blind since birth and small for her age, but once you get past the problems, all these kids are pretty normal, loving and usually hilarious.
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>>575649560
what is the point of keeping people like this even alive?
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>>575650404

Woman, you say?
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http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=53742

This one is adorable and cannot be placed in a home with a male child or teenager. Somebody got that good and early.
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>>575650629
cosmetics testing
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>>575650224
her mouth is vagina dentata
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>>575647494

Is it bad that I'd like to adopt one but not the other just to see their pain from being apart?
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>>575650810
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>>575642496
She wouldn't have gotten AIDS if she wasn't such a slut
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>>575650882
at least she can't bite.

>>575650810
10/10

>>575650892
I hope not, thought the same. Maybe we could share?
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>>575649197
Fucking 19? gtfo
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>>575644182
That looks like a mugshot
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>>575649027
By that they mean he loves Ponies.
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I'm sold
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>>575642496
Kids are great. we get it.
until they get old enough to become evil little shits.
you'll see, get prepared faggot.
The evils your child will put you through when they get older will outweigh the fact that when they were small and stupid they seemed so perfect and innocent like a pet.
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no way this one is 16!
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whats the deal with 17yo+ kids going up for adoption? i started working when i was 16 and i wasnt a fucking orphan.
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What the fuck is a "forever family"?
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I found young George Costanza
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>>575650224
JESUS CHRIST.
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>>575650810
Man, you are awesome, i'm laughing
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>>575645540
>Living off of gubberment money from raising tards
>calls others food stamp recipients
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>>575651905
Motherfucker wants a rich family
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>>575651521
she looks cool, but youll have to carry her siblings so it would be pointless, if you want to adopt you have to have a lot of money and a relationship, otherwise the only thing than comes to my mind is pedo
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>>575649847
I believe you meant Helen Keller
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>>575651172
i'd adopt her only to rub her a sun stone
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>>575651752
She was 16 yrs old 32 years ago.
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She doesn't look 16 for me.
http://photolisting.adoption.com/foster-adoption/children/patrica-33320
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>>575649897
lol faggot
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>>575639125
Got some isueses though
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>>575642496
lol

Kids only 1. He'll be raping it by 7.
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>>575652115
I think that the only thing that came up to your mind was the right one. Go on Anon, adopt her.
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>>575651905
his favorite type of soup

>them feels, a future /b/tard, if ever I've seen one
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>>575643152
kek'd pretty hard
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>>575651839
Like 4chan only not as enduring
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>>575652696
lol
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>>575651521
Every time I come across a person named Katrina, my mind instantly thinks about niggers with wet socks.
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>>575652354

Cute thing
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>>575652156
No I'm not, I'm talking about Anne Frank. She was deaf, dumb and blind.
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>>575652156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQof6sxMjp4
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>more boys than girls available for adoption
>/b/ adopting kids

I can see the news stories already...
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>>575652080
what part of all their money goes into the bank don't you understand? you call them tards but i think you're a tad bit closer yourself.
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>>575652924
hahahaha
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God damn this thread. I can normally keep any fatherly protective instincts down but this is threads getting to me
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>>575641023
isn't that this girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBvE-dRuKmU
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>>575652115
Wait, this isn't a "children we would adopt then rape" thread??
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>>575653226

not even close
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>>575653189

just make sure it aren't the girl that are getting to you, or youll end up dead or HIV positive
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>>575652354
>Patty is an advert reader

avid....
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>>575642496
that one kid has downs syndrom. My little sister has that aswell. Seeing that little girl and shit living conditions on a site no one ever heard of, in some shit country, most likely never to be adopted. Downs syndrom sufferers are some of the most gleefull people you can ever meet. Fine, they don't necessarely understand the most of the world around them,but no one deserves that life she was born into.


--- I mean, I'd never adopt a downey. I grew up with one, i'm done with that shit for life. But i hope someone will :c
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>>575639125
I hate these threads, makes me look up on that sites and see all those who have it even worse than me. Shit takes out my humanity, I cri evrytiem.
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>>575649320
Yeah, 4Chan is not for the faggots the lights of you. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!!
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>>575653314
maybe she likes clipping coupons..
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>>575653371

true, but they're defective humans and parents typically don't abort them for religious reasons, can't cope with raising them and dump em off for adoption
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>>575642556
you sound so fucking creepy and i hope you never get the opportunity to get kids
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>>575653265
oh yeah i think i missed that part, sorry
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>>575646842
Topkek
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>>575649560
Hitler was right...
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>>575653371
does she tell on you when you touch her nono?
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>>575639752
caitlin
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>>575652354
>http://photolisting.adoption.com/foster-adoption/children/patrica-33320
My god... I'm just 21, have a well payed steady job. Can I adopt her please?
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>>575653519
My dad was a detective human, no reason to hate him.

Eventually he got promoted and ended up becoming the Chief of Police, before retiring at 55 with a FAT pension.
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>>575650224
Hitler was right...
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can't bear all dat HIV on white children
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>>575653525
>edgy child-hater detected

Your fedora is showing.
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>>575653709

huehuehue
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>>575653652

would you make her call you daddy?
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>>575647815
The one on the left looks like a young Peter Griffin
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>>575650224
u so funny
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I thought this is adoption for kids, not animals...
http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=49254
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>>575648503
MFW he's reading through this thread
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>>575653007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ng5d6VKWE
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>>575653265
>>575653265
I think a lot of us missed that part
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>>575653379

newfag. get some rape/animal abuse into your system, clears you right out.
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>>575646842

>Ngor

I laughed so hard mustard came out of my nose.
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>>575642496
And by crying you mean crying tears of joy, right?
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>>575654003

Where's zimmerman when you need him
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>>575651180
5/10 bait.
I can't look at this anymore, it makes me sad as fuck.Going straight back to bed.
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>>575645253
>>575652080
>retard who thinks 800 dollars a month is enough to not only cover all the costs of a kid with disabilities but also to LIVE LARGE

Dude you're seriously a fucking dumb ass. If that was their source of income they would live in some shitty government housing and eat mcdonalds everyday. AKA niggers.
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God damn you are all a bunch of incredible faggots. Talking about these kids as if they are human, like hiv babies are anything other than something to be laughed at. Not choosing who you adopt based on who you would molest for 10+ years. Fucking faggots.
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>>575649560
>he occasionaly responds to touch with a smile
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>>575650224
>le epic anti-abortion country XD
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>>575652270
What the fuck dude, made me laugh though.

KEK/10
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>>575654394
betting you're a hiv dumpsterbaby. Would explain why you're so bitter.
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>>575654412
Forgot this
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>>575654394
one day you'll be lucky enough for a woman to let you touch her fat rolls, and you might just pop out a baby, i hope it has mental problems and she won't abort it, just to make you pay for 18 years of hell. have a good day sir.
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>>575646591
add on top of that that a lot of pedos are ether fucking scared of themselves or so introverted that they would simply be loving parents, unless the childs would engage something sexual on their own
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>>575654574
... just don't
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http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=53943

claimed
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>>575654786
Jen Knee
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I don't get when so many profiles finish with the line "XXX is legal for abdoption".
No shit, the others are secretly handed out?

Also, if you want a laugh, look at the names of the black women, they really don't stand a chance anywhere but a burger joint.
Alexxus
Devonique
Te'Naj
Syneshia
Johnae
Aunri
Alexcia
Keturah
Zyquavius
Daesia
I could go on....
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>>575654786
she wants a boring mom or a single dad that she can go to "festivals" with, and smoke weed.
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http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=48447

It's the guy from Revenge of the Nerds!
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>>575654968
>http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=48447
i'd call him rickurd
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>>575650224
Found her dad.
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>>575654334
You're dumb as fuck for thinking people DON'T do this. They literally do. They just chain the retard kids up, feed them and do basically nothing else. 5 kids, they do it for all of them and don't work.

People get arrested for this WAY more frequently than you'd believe. Read the fucking news sometimes.
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>>575655037
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>mentioning her legal status
Confirmed spic, into the trash it goes.
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>>575655202

ex-dad, she isn't on the site for laughs only
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>>575639125
seriously there is like 90% nigger/ugly/fat chicks
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>>575651905
Why is he 2 male?
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>>575642496
Same, this shit makes me sick to my stomach.
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>>575654620
>>575654704
Go back to reddit you colossal flaming whiteknight faggots.
If you wouldn't do terrible things to those children, then post timestamped photos of it here, you do not belong here.
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>>575655384
He's twice as manly as you are.
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http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=53758

holy fucking kek

aloyalty and aunesty

>loyalty and honesty

god damn nigger names
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>all he wants is to get birthday cakes and Christmas presents
>tfw I remember throwing out almost an entire birthday cake once
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>>575655409
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>>575655409
>>575642496
THEN GET OFF 4CHAN. THIS IS FOR HATEFUL SHOUTING!
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for all them feels:

russian street kids on drugs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VACTEOLow-M
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How can this get forgotten jeez
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>>575639125
None of you will ever be up for abdopting a kid. As a functional member of society, I have to say this is a good thing.
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>>575655679
>Nick wants a family that will provide him with a birthday cake and Christmas presents.

The fucking orphanages don't do this? WTF is my tax money going?
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>>575655384
I think because you have to adopt him and his brother
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>>575654786
She's cute as fuck too
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>>575655253
>mentioning her legal status
It says she's legally free. Are you this retarded?
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>>575655574
>If you wouldn't do terrible things to those children, then post timestamped photos of it here, you do not belong here.
wut
so i have to post a timestamped photo of the terrible things i wouldn't do... how does that work?
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>>575646842
this killed me.
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>>575656025
that'll work to. hop to it, faggot.
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>>575656025
just ignore the bored friday night troll

>>575655679
>country music
sorry buddy
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>>575656025
You know what i mean you autistic little fuck.
>>575655714
Now this guy, this guy gets it.
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>>575655976
AKA they're saying she's not an illegal, retard.
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>>575655384
maybe he was born with double pair of gentalia?
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>>575655831
> Nicole struggles with reasoning and processing
> Low cognitive ability
> Needs reminders to use appropriate language
> Enjoys cuddling and one on one time
FFFFFukkkk
I need me a fake waifu so I can adopt me one like that
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>>575655831
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>>575655826

glue =/= drugs
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>>575645981
Hey man, at least it wasn't listed under gender
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>>575652548

a true /b/tard in the making
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>>575651172
Reminds me of Crazy Eyes
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>>575656372
just marry a grown up woman like that.

>surround yourself with literal retards
>be smartest guy in the room by magnitudes
>????
>profit
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also, there's this
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Her name is Heaven - how can /b/ not adopt???
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>>575655976
It means she can stay if she's adopted, her family is probably from another country.
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>>575655574
hey you bastard guy, /b/ would bring justice raining down on pedophiles in the old days. disgusting cancer like you doesn't belong here. May Oprah swallow over 9000 penises.
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>>575652548
he should just save his empty bottles for raids like I do, good to go.
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>>575655880

You have never paid taxes, nor will you ever be in a position even close to paying taxes.
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>>575646012
>be cop
>adopt daughter
>don't mention to people that im a cop
>people accuse of me shit
>tell them I'm cop
>they shut up
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>>575656745
>Hey, daddy, why do you look so lonely?
>I can be your girlfriend tonight *unzips your dick*
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>>575656324
aka they're saying the birth parents no longer have any legal right to her and she isn't bound to the state she currently lives in.
>>
This thread makes my heart ache. This girl is beautiful. She reminds me of a childhood friend. It just hurts my soul to know what these girls have gone through, I remember how fortunate I was at that age. If only I could adopt her. I'm only 19 but I would work my ass off to be the best brother/ father figure a guy could be. Just makes me sad.
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>>575639125
Wait.. She is 17 years old and up for adoption? She looks like 13 and holds a giant teddy.
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>>575656820
How can you even ask? Everybody hates heaven.
>inb4 revenge
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>>575655574
just because i was raised correctly and not by some alcoholic crackhead doesn't make me a white knight you sumbitch. go suckle your mamas gin flavored teet some more.
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>>575657268
be honest, would you then proceed to fuck her?
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>>575655360
>I'd like "Names ending with 'na' for $500, Alex"
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>>575656873
Um, no it wouldn't. Only if your idea of the "old day" was last year sometime when those anonomoose faggots turned into whiteknight crusaders.
in the old days, b would likely have found nudes of this girl >>575656745 and posted them.
Fucking newfags, learn your goddamn place.
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>>575656324
Legally free. Not legal as in residency. It means she's completely away from any family as in she's in control of the country/state/adoption agency.
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>>575657625
fuck, in the old times you had a few cp threads on /b/ all the time
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>>575657268
>This girl is beautiful.

This of good jokes, anonski
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>>575657479
wtf u say u lil pussy faggot 1v1 me irl
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>>575655831
omg wtf
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>>575656745
I'm starting adoption sheets.
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>>575657852
>>575656873
B-but I've been here since last summer, guys!
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>>575657917
she forgot the words 'on the inside'
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>>575645621
Is she still for adoption? I don't remember when the first thread was.
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>>575656745
>>575657625
Shit'd be gold
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>>575639125
ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้
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>>575657985
if I end up alone in 15 years, I'll probably adopt some kids.
Singe man might be difficult, being a doc by then should help
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>>575656745
this cannot fucking be real
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>>575658083
Couple years ago, and probably not.
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>>575658231
Pedobear is shooped in
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Age 0-5? Fucking jackpot.
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>>575657232
>unzips your dick
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>>575658315
kek
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>>575658083
>Is she still for adoption? I don't remember when the first thread was.

Yeah she's still available. That guy was just trolling.
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>>575658252

still on there...

http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=49552
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>>575657274
She looks like a lesbian, she's gross.
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>>575640034
me too
>>
Man these kids all suck none of them aspire to have any real jobs that make any money. how are they supposed to pay your bills when you're older if they don't make any goddamned money
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>>575649320
Go back to tumblr/reddit you fucking fag.
This thread is hilarious.
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>>575656745
>>575657232
I'll take 2.
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>>575658252
I wonder if someone adopted even one of these kids
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>>575657232

Not sure I'd enjoy that
>unzips your dick
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>>575655037
>sweet and lovable child with a a smile that lights up a room.
>lovable child with a a smile.

Who ever writes this shit should be fired.
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>>575658083
Whatever happened to her sister? She's not on there so maybe she got adopted.

Also, summerfags can't remember Serena.
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PERFECT DAUGHTER COMMING THROUGH
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>she has a particular interest in gymnastics
muh dick
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>>575659151
Also this makes me kind of sad that i see Irene in this thread.
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>>575649342
Wait.. "Aiden loves to play with balls, whether they are small or extra large"
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>>575656820
>you figured me out
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>>575655202
HAHAHAH sauce?
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>>575659289
>all these molested kids

They become total fuck-ups as adults, trust me.
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>>575642496
Me too dude
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>>575660175
were you touched on the pee pee as a child? show us on the doll and tell us how you really feel bobby.
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>>575660175
Yup, they get emotionally scarred and become molesters themselves or prostitutes.
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>She likes to feel vibrations
Argh
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>>575659642
Me too. No wonder some of these kids get so screwed up in the head after all the shit that happens to them before they're put up for adoption, they're continually rejected afterward.
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What makes me furious is the fact that people leave these kids to rot in a shelter while they import some babies out of Africa, just because they need to feel good about themselves. Fuck all those people.
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http://adoption.com/adoptable-kids/alabama-ethel-34823/

OH LAWD
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>>575660367
feel the vibration, nuh nuhh nuhh nuhnuhnuh
>>
My soul feels win

Good people on b
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>>575660367

does the helmet come included?
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>>575652981
Hey Randall, how's it going?
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>>575660367
>retarded
>black
no thanks
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>>575660498
i was gonna ask that, i want one for myself, im too tall and hit my head at work every day.
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>>575660420
i share your opinion, anon
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>>575660398
I'd like to see these kids having a real home.
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>>575660360
I knew a young woman who was molested as a child and she literally (Yes literally) got aroused by hurting other people. She would often cheat on her bf
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>>575660498
I hope, if not I'm not adopting her
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>>575648503
this kid will go places, like shooting up a school. prison places.
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>>575659289
>>575659375
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>>575657596
What do you think?
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>>575660884
See what I mean?
Poor woman.
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>>575648503
pic related....
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>>575660420
True that.
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>>575660884
she probably need a very stern dominate man to keep her in line. authority probably would have been great for her.
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>>575660884
Anon, that's just sadism
>>
ITT
Future /b/tards
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>>575661173

you misspelled boyfriend
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New thread?
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>>575660367
Who in their right mind would adopt a retarded nigger?
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>>575661396

Meh, I've had my laughs for tonight and heading out, but we should do this again some time!

>picture unrelated
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>>575650892
I lold
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>>575661050
would you make her call you "huge daddy"?
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>>575661541
>can't speak
>has a cool helmet
what's not to love
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>>575661680
2l8

NEW THREAD
>>575661754
>>575661754
>>575661754
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>>575660884
>she literally (Yes literally) got aroused by hurting other people

most people do
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