Papermill, jizz phone, shit box, dick butt, toilet paper piss, shoe head thread continued pt. 3
Last winrar presented; draw a lifesize human on one of the rolls, tape your boxers to his waist and make a tie out of paper.
>Bored and alone at work all night in a papermill warehouse. 10, 24, 87 tells me what to do.
Things at my disposal:
Giant rolls of paper
12 ton clamp truck for moving rolls
53 foot trailers for loading rolls
Railcars for loading rolls
The occasional rat
Office with typical office supplies
Giant bales of cardboard
Air bags for securing loads
>do your worst /b
Edit; what I won't do..anything involving shit,piss, jizz, fire, extensive damage, anything that will end this thread. Start rolling faggots.
I'm the previous winrar from part 2,I rolled a 10 and you still have to rearrange your office/break room..remember?
>find a rat
>somehow make it sleep
> or kill it right away
> so it can't run away
>throw rat against wall/hard object
>rinse and repeat
> until chunks fly off
please anons reroll this shit
OP I really was winrar on last thread...please deliver,
grab cardboard scraps from the pile and make yourself cardboard armor. apply to yourself with tape. use timer on phone to pose like a ninja turtle all badass and shit.
my ideas are becoming real across the country in a warehouse. tonight i am alive
Remove all staplers, paperclips and anything that can attach multiple pieces of paper together. Take said contraband and put it conspcuously in the women's restroom. Take cellophane from kitchen area and do the good ol' toilet trick on every toilet in the women's bathroom. Put cellophane conspicuously in or near your managers office.
Back to fucking /b/
YOu fuk'n whiteknight faggot...
You dumb fuck.
Yeah now ring the telecommunication company and get a list of every warehouse they ever installed a phone network in.
You dog cunt faggot.
I'm so excited to see this badass cardboard ninja turtle.
This is why. OP, you fucking rock.
Gotta clear my line again guys. That turtle costume took a while and I had a big mess to clean up. Changing the roll one last time and sorry for anyone who previously hit. 10, 01, 14 is my last winrar for the night. Believe it or not I actually do have some work to do. Make it good. I'll be back in a jiffy.
Go find a homeless person and invite him in for some warmth and coffee (say theres whiskey too to make sure he comes)
Then when you`ve made the coffee, chuck it in his face and then stab him repeatedley until he`s dead.
At this point you can sodomise him if you`d like but once you`ve finished you have to cut all of his guts out and smear them all over the warehouse.
Leave his dead, naked body on one of the forklifts and chop his dick off and put it in someones cup in the kitchen
Pics of everything plz
OP, ur a legend
Rolling for you to build a castle for the evil anti-turtle activist group known as DickButt, then turn that forklift into a steed storm the castle with said steed
read first line, thought it was gonna be an ironic "do something really nice" post, kept reading,
Call this number
>Ask that you wish for a complaint to be taken down.
>Say "An older woman, around the age of 65-70 called me a cunt as I took my food from her."
If they ask any further questions just say:
>You know what, forget it. I'm too upset to event talk to you people. GOOD BYE!
Cardboard buddy. For some reason this one made me laugh the hardest. I think I'll leave him in the trailer for our next customer to see. Hope you guys enjoyed. OP OUT
Cya, mate. Great thread.
As always, tits for OP.