Papermill, jizz phone, shit box, dick butt, toilet paper piss,

>>575548725
>first besides op

>>575548725
Why are you doin this to your company?

It's pretty mean

MAKE SNOWMAN FROM PAPER ROLLS.

quit your job

>>575549158
erroll

>>575549158
OP is an radical environmental activist avenging the trees.

>>575549501
roll

>>575549158
I just do what the winrar tells me. Don't blame me, blame /b

>>575548725
do you by chance work at a newspaper printing press op? and if so are you an inserter?

>>575548725
way to deliver, OP. the boxer man was my roll. trying to come up with something fun

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I'm the previous winrar from part 2,I rolled a 10 and you still have to rearrange your office/break room..remember?

Re-arrange the entire warehouse to be a mirror image of how it is now.

Knock down that stack of rolls in OP picture

find a rat, take a bite out of it.

Go to the break room and take some condiments out of the fridge. Go to your boss office and spray them all over the keyboard and monitor.

>>575550335
Do this with the fork lift

>>575550267
yeah do that one

>>575550515
Roll for this

>>575548725
>find a rat
>somehow make it sleep
> or kill it right away
> so it can't run away
>throw rat against wall/hard object
>rinse and repeat
> until chunks fly off

please anons reroll this shit

>>575550515
Reroll

rolling!! write "BathSalts 4 Ever bro!" draw a picture of Bret the hitman heart under it

>>575550515
Rereroll

>>575551141
reroll!

Draw a swastika with your own shit on one of those giant rolls of paper.

>>575548725
Rolling for wrecking everything with forklift

Lay all of the rolls horizontal

>>575551209
So close
roll again

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Draw this as big as possible somewhere weird

>>575551141

rerolling

>>575551343
reroll

>>575551408
>575551408
roll

>>575551008
reroll because i love Charlie work

>>575551141
gezus.. cut me a fucking break.. reroll.

Knock those rolls over with fork loft

>>575551408
rolling for this guy

>>575551408
le rolling

>>575548725
>/b
you goofd already faggot

Move one of those big rolls in front of a commonly used door and tape it to the wall.

turn yourself into your manager

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OP I really was winrar on last thread...please deliver,

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grab cardboard scraps from the pile and make yourself cardboard armor. apply to yourself with tape. use timer on phone to pose like a ninja turtle all badass and shit.

>>575551141
cuntstar

>>575551008
rolling for this

>>575551408
rorring

>>575548725
Move some into the shape of a pyramid with an eye inside it.

>>575551792
rollins

>>575551141
rerll

>>575551408
rolling again

>>575551659
Reroll

>>575551408
rollz

Arrange the paper tubes to make a giant penis

>>575551792
holy shit, roll for this

>>575548725

knock all the rolls all over.

>>575551141
one more time jew

>>575551819
rerawl

>>575551408
rolleeng

>>575551792
YES ROLL FOR THIS OMG

>>575552064
Reroll

>>575551792
rollinsino

>>575551141
turd

>>575550281
Bump

>>575551408
rollll

>>575551792 rol

>>575551792
rawln

>>575552210
Winrar!

>>575551408
roll

Lmao some quality ideas in this thread. Stay creative boys! OP always delivers

>>575551408
rollllll

>>575552310
WINRRRRRRR

>>575552210
WINDRARE

>>575551792
toomuchtime/10

try to make skidmarks with the clamp trucks by attempting to drift

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>>575552482
my ideas are becoming real across the country in a warehouse. tonight i am alive

>>575552587
WINRAR
WINRAR

I am expecting.

>>575552210
Winrar. As stated OP always delivers. This might take a bit. Commencing ninja turtle cardboard badass

>>575548880
>I won't do anything involving jizz
>jizzes on phone

Not sure I understand your rules OP

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>>575552781
Cant wait OP

roller

>>575552587
You better deliver OP

>>575552837
He made that rule after because he already came.

>>575552837
As in, i won't do these things because i already did them.....

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>>575552781

>>575553639
thought this was OP for a hot second. thought it was our birthdays

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bumping for op

>>575553904

wow fuck you

>>575552587
Shut up. fucker.

>>575553987
Read the comics faggit. This happened ages ago and he doesnt die, he just lost an eye.
The tv series is shit.

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>>575548880
Found out where you work OP.

>>575554221
don't be a faggot and try to dox this guy. today, OP was not a complete faggot

>>575554221
Elite hax0r! How'd you do that!!111!!1!

>>575554221
That's who made the phone nigger

>>575548725
Remove all staplers, paperclips and anything that can attach multiple pieces of paper together. Take said contraband and put it conspcuously in the women's restroom. Take cellophane from kitchen area and do the good ol' toilet trick on every toilet in the women's bathroom. Put cellophane conspicuously in or near your managers office.

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>>575554468
>nigger
>literal racism
Back to fucking /b/

>>575554221
hahahahahahahahah
>>575554468

>>575554468
Nice id, Jew.

>>575554221

YOu fuk'n whiteknight faggot...

You dumb fuck.

Yeah now ring the telecommunication company and get a list of every warehouse they ever installed a phone network in.

You dog cunt faggot.

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>>575554126

>>575554594
u Lost?

>>575554594
uhh

uhhh
uhhhhhhh

>>575550079
You sound like an attention whore, justifying doing dumb shit because you were asked to.

>>575555106
That's the name of the game, fucktard.

>>575555106
and you sound like a faggot. but i aint tryin to call you out.

>>575555106
yeah, fuck him for trying to get through an overnight shift by entertaining us and checking his phone. yeah fuck him.

>>575555106
>getting mad 'cause op is actually delivering
>u fooking w0t m8
gtfo of this thread now

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I'm so excited to see this badass cardboard ninja turtle.

>>575548725
Why is nobody rolling

buuuuuuuump

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>>575552210
Op delivers once again

>>575555680
we're excited to see his new armor

jajajajajaja

>>575552587
Dont forget this one OP, deliver metatrons cube

>>575555757
Also fuck me this is funny

>>575555757
Badass OP

>>575548725
Blow up the occasional rat.

>>575555757
Best OP ever. Love u, man.

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>>575555757

>>575555757
haahhaah, you're awesome OP

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>>575555680
>>575555757
This is why. OP, you fucking rock.

>>575555757
You're a pretty cool faggot OP

>>575551408
Roooool

>>575555757
your doing gods work

confimed by fives and sevens

Rolling to ram clamp truck into Air bags.

>>575552587
Deliver OP

>>575555757

OP is pretty much a fucking legend this day.

>>575555757
Lotta fives... lotta sevens

>>575555757
You have the best id OP
Sue me.

>>575555757

Also, 5's & 7's errywhere

I have another good idea for u, OP. Why don't u make urself a cardboard house? That'd be fucking great, man.

>>575552587
Are you there OP? Will you deliver/

FILL up the office section with cardboard!

>>575556664
Reroll 'cause OP is kewl.

>>575555757
Love me some bearded guys. Rollin' for nudes.

Gotta clear my line again guys. That turtle costume took a while and I had a big mess to clean up. Changing the roll one last time and sorry for anyone who previously hit. 10, 01, 14 is my last winrar for the night. Believe it or not I actually do have some work to do. Make it good. I'll be back in a jiffy.

Draw furry porn on one of the rolls.

Do 2 homosexual furry tigers.

OP, I want you to clean everything up and work normally

>>575556865
Fuck you fucking faggot

Rolling for this again>>575551408

>>575556865
Rolling for this >>575556664

go to the nearest supermarket, buy a whole turkey, and hide it somewhere in the building

>>575556865
Also, if someone could edit all the wins into a best of 4chan collage for me that would be awesome.

>>575551408
Rolling

>>575557125
Reroll

>>575556865
Smash up everything in the office

>>575557280
Rawl again

make a cardboard buddy

>>575551408
rolll

>>575555757
opisloveopislife

Shit, I gotta teach my friend how to reply on 4chan. He once told me to 'get a 4chan account'.

>>575557415
Almost. Rollan dollan.

>>575557440
reroll n write on him "I did this"

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>>575555757

>>575556865
Go find a homeless person and invite him in for some warmth and coffee (say theres whiskey too to make sure he comes)

Then when you`ve made the coffee, chuck it in his face and then stab him repeatedley until he`s dead.

At this point you can sodomise him if you`d like but once you`ve finished you have to cut all of his guts out and smear them all over the warehouse.

Leave his dead, naked body on one of the forklifts and chop his dick off and put it in someones cup in the kitchen

Pics of everything plz

>>575553193
Ah. Carry on then.

I love you OP

>>575557610
Winrar!
Also, if u got more time, could u make the cardboard house? Pls, OP, make an unlucky faggot happy for once.

>>575556865
OP, ur a legend

Rolling for you to build a castle for the evil anti-turtle activist group known as DickButt, then turn that forklift into a steed storm the castle with said steed

>>575558047
complicated but i like it rollin

>>575556865
U still here, OP?
>inb4 OP got fired

I'm commin for u blackie

>>575557610
>>575557440
Fuck yeah
OP make this happen

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>>575557672
read first line, thought it was gonna be an ironic "do something really nice" post, kept reading,

>my sides

>>575557610
WINRRAAARRR

>>575557610

chicken dinner

>>575557198
You are awesome OP i was gone and i thought this would never take off. what happened to other warehouse dude?

>>575557440
Winrar. But what the fuck is a cardboard buddy lol

>>575559196
A carboard friend silly.

>>575559196
a buddy made of cardboard

>>575548725
Call this number
>(618) 656-1220
>Ask that you wish for a complaint to be taken down.
>Say "An older woman, around the age of 65-70 called me a cunt as I took my food from her."
If they ask any further questions just say:
>You know what, forget it. I'm too upset to event talk to you people. GOOD BYE!

>>575559035
Other warehouse dude?
>>575559360
Coming right up

>>575555757
how do i get a 3rd shift papermill job like that OP

>>575548725
is that a cascades factory?

HEY is tHIs in Sain-john New-brunswick Canada?Irving Paper

>>575560371
THE WHOLE COLLECTION????????????

>>575557672
seems realistic

>>575559652
Re-roll

>>575560371
WATCH THIS POST DISSAPEAR AS THE SJW FAGGOTS MODS AKA MOOTS FEMINIST ARMY TAKES IT DOWN

>>575560734
Re-re-roll...
>One more time!!!!!!!

>>575560550
Doubt it. I haven't heard him say "a", once.

>>575560371
kek

Put cardboard bale on multiple airbags set them off

>>575561026
Henry rolling

>>575561015

wat woz?

>>575561189
Cp

>>575561189
fappening spam

I work at a place like this. I bet we work for the same company

... What exactly is your job at this warehouse?

>>575561648
he's probably a roll handler

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>>575557440
>>575557610
>>575559360

Cardboard buddy. For some reason this one made me laugh the hardest. I think I'll leave him in the trailer for our next customer to see. Hope you guys enjoyed. OP OUT

>>575561753
At night all alone?
Admittedly I don't know much about the field but that sounds like a very strange setup.

>>575561753
I load trailers and railcars as they come down a conveyor. Yes all alone. I'm a boss

>>575561986
I love you based OP
I am part of 4chan history now

>>575562126
Bye, Boss.

>>575561447
What does the company name start with?

>>575561986
thank you op. best thread ever

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>>575561986

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>>575561986
OP delivers

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>>575561986

OP you've made my day

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>>575562126

Cya, mate. Great thread.

As always, tits for OP.

I hope somebody capped all of this

>>575562584
Me too