ITT: what off-limits person do you want to fuck? best friend's

>>575539348
My ex

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Helen of Troy

friend who recently admitted she had a crush on me once upon a time but now has a boyfriend, stable relationship of over a year.

OP's mom.

>>575539348
>off limits

My best friends gf, and his sister, I love my bro but I already got his sister, umm.. I think I'm a bad bro

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my sister

girlfriend's older sister 24
best friends younger sister 16

friends daughter, shes 3, im a pedo, yes i hate myself for it.

>>575539348
Gweneth Paltrow, around the time of The Royal Tenenbaums, or preferably before she started sleeping with that emo faggot from Cold Play.

a 12 year old

>>575539635
Wrong, you dumb motherfucker.

>>575539625
>off limits
>implying

>>575541201
half sister
there's sexual tension between us but i dont know how to initiate

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for me: sis-in-law is #1. she looks just like my wife but younger and (to me) doesn't come with all the issues/history/etc. i know it's there, but it's nice not knowing it all.

also: a couple of undergrad college students who work for me, and ESPECIALLY one who i supervised before. cannot stop thinking about that girl. pic related: girl i can't stop thinking about.

>>575539348

Both my best friends wives n gfs. A lot of my co-workers (one of which is underage who loves me) and my boss from my new job where I work with her husband n daughter. My neighbor 2 doors down, most of the college kids I see jogging around here who are rich snobs. Some of the girls who match me on tinder, most of the hoes on Instagram, 99% of the girls I friend on Facebook, a few cousins I never see, my ex (I'd cum all in her pussy too since she's been in a relationship since I dumped her)

My wife's best friend. And her daughter (13). Preferably at the same time.

>>575539348
One of my co-workers. Is into black guys, I'm not black. She's got a great body and personality though. Relationship material.
My ex. Wanna make her suck me off again. A lot. Best blowjobs I've EVER gotten.
My mom. Dunno why, just wanted to fuck her since I was like 12, and she paraded around naked in front of me. Never did anything, even though she baited me a lot.

>>575539348
Definitely this underage (as in just barely old enough for a learner's) chica I've been chatting with lately

>>575539348
I have 4 nieces ranging from age 13 to 30, I'd do them all if I could. Never happen though, because I have at least half a brain and some will power.

Don't eat the forbidden fruit guys. It ends badly.

Taylor Swift cause you have to a total loser to put up with her paparazzi paranoia.
tfw I'm that loser

>>575541590

i would def snap one off in this broads ass, just sayin...

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I'm straight up in love with my best friends long time girlfriend. Shit feels really bad man

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Good friends little sister has had a crush on me for years and everyone knows it, like one of those things when Ive always been the one guy she really really wants problem is
>I'm 20
>she's 15
I'm waiting until she's in college then I'm ganna slam that. My buddy won't care cause in all honestly, I'll probably end up marrying the girl.

>>575539348
if I find out the world is going to end, I'm going to be with the one woman I've ever truly loved- my cousin. I'm going to cum inside her one more time before I die.

>>575544187
one MORE time??? do tell.

>>575544610
i think it's safe to assume he's fucked his cousin

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>tfw relationship after relationship has failed because the only woman on earth that can give me an erection is my sister and we'll never bang

Is it time to die yet

>>575543558
me too man. me too.
on the bright side, i did see down her shirt a few times while she worked for me. would give anything to get with her, but i'm married, she's got a bf, and i wrote her several recommendation letters last year.

cousins gf, a couple of co workers, a few former co workers and some of my wife's friends.

>>575544839
>>575544610
growing up we found friendship in each other since our families sucked. playing turned to kissing, turned to touching, turned to licking, grinding, fingering...
She once came over and said the craziest shit:
>cousin comes over
>younger than me by a few years
"my friend told me that you give these to a guy you love"
>pulls a pair of underwear out of her backpack
>wtfdoIdowithallthiswut.webm
a fetish was clicked on that day, and it has only gotten crazier since.

first orgasm non masturbation came from her. She was always happy to oblige this burgeoning panty fetish. in 69 position I ate her out while she gave me a handjob with the yellow panties she wore that day. Covered her underwear and hand in more cum than I thought my body was able to produce. Lent her a pair she previously let me borrow to play with to wear home.

I miss her. Plenty more if there's interest

>>575545191
>>575544187
Just, wow. Made me feel sad.

>>575539348
I've fucked the only off limit girls I wanted to fuck already.

Friends girlfriend now fiance, she doesn't put out anymore but I play with her tits often.

It's entirely out of petty revenge for cock blocking me in highschool with the girl of my dreams.

>>575545713
go on...

>>575539348
Best friends younger sister age 17

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Friends girlfriend. Took this off his pc. Anyone want to lighten and clear it up

>>575546172
Is that a fucking screen shot of his monitor?

yeah things got crazy with my cousin. The closer we got the more I actually fucking loved her.
>gave her first orgasm with tongue, peed everywhere lol no regrets
>fingered her while cuddling
>we'd do a lot of mutual masturbation
>got her to suck my dick, I saw the cute smile on her face when she saw my "holyshitIlovethiswoman" face, hand on her cheek, loving every bit of it.
>she tasted my cum before
>warned her
>her friend taught her something else
>took my dick as far as she could, came buckets
>didn't like it at first but swallowed anyway
>when I came down I got on my knees and kissed her I didn't give a fuck that she had my cum all over her
>told her I loved her so much
>hugged me said I love you too

every 7/10 on the planet I've ever met. what kind of stupid question is this? secret crushes? celebrity crushes? Fine. Sofia Vergara as is right now. Kate Beckinsale when she did Click. OPs mother after I make her take out the trash.

>>575547008
Her friend was probably fucking her.

More stories.

i have two friends, they're a couple. I feel attracted to both him and her.

i would like to find myself in a threesome situation that isn't inherently bisexual, but kinda pushes a few boundaries.

>>575547008
>one day we're hanging out
>rubbing the tip against her
>it kids goes in a little more than it usually does
>tells me she has a dildo and has been using it
>tells me I can try to put it in
>like a key in a lock
>took it slowly, probably kissed her the entire time
>because I was retarded I came inside her, didn't give a single fuck it was almost 20 years ago and still the single most powerful feeling of pure happiness I've ever felt
>after cumming she kept thrusting/grinding to get off
>found out guys can have multiple orgasms too lol
>thank christ she didn't get pregnant

Postscript: We simply drifted apart. There's no awkwardness between us. She got married and it broke my goddamn heart.

I don't have this saved to notepad or anything, sorry it took a while.

That's the gist of it. Jamie Lannister said it best: we can't help who we fall in love with.

I get that guy more than a lot of people think, and I can't tell any of my friends why he's such a good guy.

>>575547185
friend was a girl lol. Cousin was wearing her underwear one day when she came to visit. Jerked me off with them because she thought it was hilarious. It was but it was also hot.

>>575543608
no you're not

you're just jealous and want what they have.
Don't confuse it.

>>575548051
>why he's such a good guy
not sure what the hell I meant by that I'm kind of not thinking clearly atm. That's the majority of my stories. Not much else to say really.

My best friends sister, she is hot as fuck and a total tease, and knows that i'm not going to touch her because her brother is my best friend, and he'd literally murder me if I fucked her. Scared to post a pic because he lurks on /b/.

When I ment literally, I'm serious he'd fucking murder me.

>>575542093
>Is into black guys
>Relationship material

My sides

I will say my cousin loved sucking my nipples, I don't know how the hell it started, but I didn't complain lol. Before we were of equal height to properly 69 we used to just suck each other's nipples instead.

This really religious bitch I know, has a hubby and three kids but hot as fuck.

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Friends girlfriend
A friend's wife
Girlfriend's sister
Several coworkers
4 exes
Pic related

My 13 year old cousin. I wanna tear that ass up.

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>>575549258

>>575542093
pics of mom?

My Ex
Who's also my friend's current gf

My 13 year old is 300 pounds and gets me jiggling.

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my sister

>>575539590
same

>>575550461
From Minnesota?

sons gf....well I did anyway...then kickedbhim out n kwpt her....im 48 shes 24....no regrets

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>>575549917

>>575542748
I should probably mention I'm almost 23

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Little sisters friend

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>>575550412

>>575551446
Pics faggot.

>>575550632
CT

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>>575539348

Friend's GF

my step mom

I fucked my 82 year old greatgrandmother so hard she came on the wheelchair.

Two of my students over the last four years... An ex that I messed things up with.

>>575553212
high school?

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Slut on my bus. More pics if wanted. Not cheese

Milf at my work. She is about 40ish with the body of a 18 year old.

Holy hell I would bang her with the force of 1000 jackhammers. I am the only person she talks to and i'm pretty sure at least 30-40% of our conversations is her being flirty.

But I won't because I have a girlfriend and it's the right thing to do. However if my girlfriend leaves me I'm either going to have an excellent fuck buddy or a rape charge under my belt.

Yep.

>>575540116
coldplay*

and since when is he emo? Have you actually listened to any of their music besides 3 or 4 songs?

>>575553543

How is she off-limits if she's a slut?

>>575551608
You must think I'm new here.

>>575553860
He's a neck bearded beta

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Goddess

I want my dad. He's 53, and small dick and fat.

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>>575540323
are you me?

I wanna fuck the absolute shit out of my gfs cousin whose a year older. Also her mom.

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Off limits because I don't want herpes, sadly.

>>575554990

that doesn't make her off-limits...just undesirable, all-together

>>575539348
I always want to fuck my nrothee's girlfriend.

I did fuck one of them a few years after they split up.

One of ny best friends dated a girl i always wanted to fuck, could have been but she wasnt worth the friendship/he would have killed me.

pretty much every female relative i have, because wincest fetish and stacked redheads

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my cousin, 1st for all those wondering

>>575547098
>Kate Beckinsale when she did Click.

personally i think it was that native american costume

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>>575554990
is this girl just laying down everywhere?

what the fuck

>>575555783
HNNNNNNNNG

more pls

Coworker who has a big ass and unknowingly drank 6 loads of my cum and is probably still using a 7th as lotion

>>575556538

its my fantasy to have a fourway with my girlfriend, her little sister, and her step mother. My gf has c cups and a big ass, her little sister is in middle school, with tits that are huge for her age and sexy ass lips. She walks around their house in tanktops and short shorts constantly. Her step mom is pretty sleazy and a bit hefty but her tits are about the same size as Beverly paige's. I would cum buckets if I got to fuck all them at once.

>>575557516
Pics?

>>575557838
give me a minute

I want to marry and fuck my co-worker.. but she's only 16.

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>>575543749
Wow.... I'm in the same fucking situation.... Are you me? Lol

>>575539348
i want my bestfriend to fuck me until i cum and moan like a bitch but hes straight so i guess that'll never happen.

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>>575557912
no good pics of her step moms tits or her sisters but her is what her sis looks like

>>575558436
oh my god.

>>575558436
She's a qt3.14
You should get some creep shots

>>575549258

>FAGS4P

Was this intentional?

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I want to fuck my cousin

Shes smart, sexy as fuck and we have a similar sense of humor

I actually have a dream about fucking her about once a week

>>575543749
>>575558218
>>575558263
I was in this situation. We stayed close even though she was living far away. She was 14. Now she's 19 and we're living together

>>575539348
Sister-in-law who lives with us, tight ass nice tits pussy smells divine (yes I sniff and lick her dirty panties!)

>>575558571
I just might b/ro

>>575559117
Don't get caught and don't forget to share

Sister in law. Big ass, big tits.
Ex gf 1. Awesome blowjobs.
Ex gf 2. Huge tits.

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>>575539348
college roomates gf of 5 years. banged her at least once every 6 months

>>575559068
>>575559581
Pics?

>Cousin, 14 years old
>Cousin's niece, 10 years old
>Girl who used to be good friends with me in high school
>Latina high school teacher

>>575558949
How much older than her are you?

I've realized that it's barely over 2 years before she's legal, and there's not even a number for the amount of buckets I would cum into this girl.

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My former youth leader.

She's married, to some faggot wannabe marine.

Her weight kinda fluctuates from fit to porker, however, her ass is a solid 8/10. Her boobs are pretty small, but she has a cute pear shape.

I'm just saying...if they ever get divorced...

>>575539348
My roommate. But I have a girlfriend who I think of as my waifu. But I want to fuck my roommate. Dat ass calls my name at night...

>>575560128
About 5.
Exactly...And it's worth it

>>575560228
>not going for a threeway one night when you're all wasted

>>575559963
no decent ones, but am aiming to get some creeps at some point, if I do I will delivar them

>>575560343
I'm like 6 years and 9 months older than her, is that still chill?

>>575539348
a couple of my cousins unfortunately no pics

easy, mother-in-law

>>575560768
If she's fine with it, it shouldn't be a big deal. Her family still hates me for it, but I got her at least

>>575560459
It drives me nuts thinking about it. She's right there in the basement, curled up with her but sticking out in perfect spooning pose at this moment. And I want to rail her. Always complains about what a loser her bf is, talks about her sex life all the time. I just want to stick it to her all the time

>>575558949
I'm only 19 and she's 16.

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OP. His butt is so tight butt he's such a faggot.

>>575561508
2 years

My ex's older sister
My best friend's room mate
My best friend's ex
My best friend's side bitch
My cousin's girlfriend
My bandmate's friend
Like seven of my friends

Basically everybody lol

>>575539348
my sister

>>575561998
I would be able to get with her if it wasn't for everybody at my job already knowing how sweet she is on me... I even had one or two say she was too young... and I would be nervous as shit if she came to work one day with my kid in her... but if I don't act soon I might lose my chance like I always do.

my cousin. holy shit my cousin

>>575539348
couple of my aunts and cousins.

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My ex's youngest sister. Fourteen, redhead, fantastic body, gorgeous tits, pretty face.

While we were dating I wanted to split her in half. After what my ex put me through at the end, doing it now would be even sweeter. I know that makes me a fucking monster but I don't care, it would be so fucking sweet.

She's a total slut, so I figure pics of her will show up on here eventually from snapchat or something. I'm praying for that day.

also my ex is pretty disgusting (little chubby, like not sexy chubby though, small tits, no ass) but I would love to fuck her now just to make her remember what she gave up.

>>575543749
>marry
>>575543749
You should express interest now, let her know you care. You don't have to do anything, but you can entertain her "dating an older guy" fantasies, and if you've got it so well with the whole family, they should be cool with it as long as you keep it PG. Just don't be retarded, be mature about it and then the minute she turns 18 turn her into a complete sodomite

>>575539348
My coworker. She's in a "stable" relationship with another coworker at the moment. Just waiting for shit to go south so I can swoop in and provide that shoulder to cry on.

>>575562343
Play it safe with the baby thing. But definitely don't lose the opportunity to try. I got teased about it a lot. But now they see that we're good together.
Plus she was inexperienced so everything we've done has been get first times with me.

>>575563237
You sound like a bitch nigga.

>>575563052
This

>>575563321
You're not wrong. I'm less interested in fucking her, but I'd make sweet, tender love to her.

>>575539348
ex-roommate was a total cunt, she knew I have depression and would tell me I should go kill myself and that world would be a better place if I did (this is a person who wants to work in a counseling center) and I'd give anything to be able to fuck her 10yr old daughter for hours while she is forced to watch

>>575563291
I don't want to get her pregnant... but bitches are fertile these days... but I do like her and she always trys to get me to go out with her to like the movies or out to eat but something always comes up...

best friends girlfriend

shes like 5ft 2
shinny as fuck
jet black hair
blowjob lips
kidna goth looking without going all creepy with it
reputation for being a total animal in bed
she gets on much better with me than she ever has with my best friend
they love one another but their relationship is purely superficial
i couldnt do it to the guy though, we've been best friends since we were 8 (26 now)
shes not the type of girl i normally go for but theres something about her that drives me insane

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>>575539348

My daughter

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>>575539348
My wife's close friend.
pic unrelated

>>575539348
>Blood relatives
hell I wouldn't fuck anyone with the same last name

>>575539348
Girlfriend's little sister.
Not so much want to fuck her, but I choke my chicken every once and a while thinking about her shaved pussy getting wrecked by my cock.

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>fantasize about fucking gfs sister when i'm boning her
>even more so when the gf is giving me a bj
>her sister has some of the best looking dick sucking lips i've ever seen if that's a thing (picture does no justice)
>always try to interact with her as much as i can before i'm fucking her sister so the thought and image is fresh in my mind
>purposely walk around with a bulge/semiboner sometimes so she could see
>and purposely make my gf have lapses while keeping quiet so her sister could hear us
>even thought about leaving the gf (which is happening soon anyways imo) and go after her sister
>feel guilty sometimes but yeah after that....nope

pic related

>>575539590
Don't trust them when they say that, they just want attention. Same thing happened to me, she broke up with him a month or two later then got with another friend of mine, not that I didn't try to make move

>>575564843
Pic does justice bro. She fine a fuck

ex girlfriends best friend

reasons
>still friends with ex girlfriend (she wants the p3nus)
>ex girlfriends mom just died
>ex hates the fact that that im friends with her best friend

she tells me she'd fuck me all the time and talks about sex/her body. sucks man she is easy 9/10

My aunt
My Cousin
Most girls ages 14-17

I once cuddled with my cousin on a bed for about an hour dick to ass and she would rub her leg up and down mine.

I just now realized that I had a sexual moment with my cousin and haven't thought of it like that til now

Testing something...

>>575566302
Oh, and this GILF I work with. Not "off-limits" legally speaking but it would throw the office into chaos.