Bad Mother thread!

these threads always go great, bump

>>575213963
Are these people famous or something? What if she's just a cougar?

Bumpitty bump bump

>>575214780
she's an actress and that's her son

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>>575213963

hehehh bump

such a damning photo lmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Seymour

>>575213963
>Bad Mother
>Bad

more like awesome mother

>>575214780
That is model Stephanie Seymour and her son, boner boy.

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Someone say bad parents thread?

>>575214952
KEK!!!

I just heard the sound MEOHWWW

>>575214935
Well shit

>>575214952
/thread

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>>575215287

Boner boy states he is openly gay. Maybe a cover, who knows. I know I would not want people to think I was fucking my Mom. My daughter now, that is a different story, she is hot as shit.

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>>575214952

>>575215623
That chub.

>>575216206
Why are you looking at his dick with an ass like hers?

If I was her son I'd be all over that ass. Wouldn't give two shits about what people think.

I remember the days when this thread was my favorite on /b/

>>575216320
I'm a tits guy.

>>575216506
Oh, me too. But it's still a delightful can.

>>575214952
I lold

these threads are always great but always end in cp... seen some fucked up shit unfortunately. i seen some shit. never knew there were so many women pedos.

>>575214952
Perfect.

>>575216656
Think the kid being hard just makes it clear that they full-on fuck behind doors. I bet she took his v-card.

>>575214952
i get the joke

>>575215916
Newfag detected

>>575213963

My mom molested me from as the time I was probably 9 o 10 until I was about 14

She would come in my room at night and touch me. I didnt protest I had no understanding this was wrong.

The older I got the more she did, fondling became hand jobs, and fingering my butt.

Once I got decent erections she started doing blowjobs and making me kiss her

When I was about 12 she started having sex with me, I wont lie I did enjoy it and awaited her eagerly when she would come to my room, maybe once or twice a week.

Once I started cumming I would cum inside her.

One day when I was 13 she got pregnant. My Dad and her said it was my new brother but I am certain it was mine. Shortly thereafter she stopped coming to my room.

Later on my mother gave birth to my "little brother" he was healthy and fine, raised as my 13 year younger brother.

I now live away and he is about to turn 11. I wonder if my mother molests him too.

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bupps

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>>575218921

>>575218921

Would you consider her objectively attractive looking back?

What is the type of porn called when its mother on son I can't remember

>>575217959
>implying it's going to suck itself

>>575219156
This just killed my boner

>>575218921

Damn, as fucked up as it sounds, I hope she does. Would be interesting to look at the DNA profile of the child if he too got her pregnant. I hope so for science.
Also, you should have his DNA checked btw. Would be good to know if you have a child.

>>575219502

incest, dumbass

>>575219502
wincest

>>575219367
No not particularly
>>575219597
I'd rather not destroy my family. I am almost 24 and out of the Navy recently I really do not want to suddenly take ownership of my brother I am not prepared for that.
>>575219686
I dont consider it lucky

>>575217228
>cp
>unfortunate
huh, I guess tumblr/reddit really did take over

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>>575219686
>pretended to be gay
>pretended

>>575214952
lel! I get it too guys this one is so clever!

>>575220126

yes we did now gtfo u sick pedo fuck

>>575215916
To be fair. I immediately thought he way gay when I saw the pic. His face screams gay, look at those sweet succulent blow job lips.

>>575220237
You're trying too hard

>>575219939

You don't have to share the results. You just swab his cheek and send it off to the lab. They will email you when it's done with a link to the report.

Someday it might become relevant. Preferably after both your parents pass. I'm being serious anon. Do it then keep the secret. Reveal it only if necessary.

>>575220790
>Someday it might become relevant
how? it's not like they're going to have a retard incest baby. he can't get his brother pregnant. that's not how biology works.

>>575220943
What.

>>575220943
I think ANON is saying to get proof he is my son.

Which he definitely is, but having proof might come in handy.

inb4 amerifats posting something completely normal human behavior, like being naked in front of a family member.

>>575221239

get proof, blackmail for more wincest, make most epic thread ever on /b/ for all to enjoy

>>575220943
are you retarded?

If i see anything illegal posted i WILL report

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>>575221450
go fuck yourself faggot

pls more pics

>>575220943

All sorts of inherited diseases conditions that are not necessarily related to the incest. Wierd and unexpected things happen in life. Someone might need a bone marrow transplant. Everyone wants to check to see if they are a match and that's when it comes out. That shit really happens. If anon knows, he can quietly tell the doc to expect it and not say anything. Point it...you never know.

>>575221441
>implying my parents are related

>>575221450

do you not see the boy being molested by adult woman?:

>>575217490

i would report but i cant figure out how

unless moot is like society and thinks boys can only be molested by men

>>575221435
I really don't want to have anymore. I haven't done anything with her in over 10 years and I do not want to ever again.

I am not kidding, If she tried I would probably punch her in the face.

>>575221773

what, why

>>575221576
don't feed the troll

>>575221906

She molested me as a child and essentially raped me?

Did you not read the story?

>>575221906
>>575222072
I'm starting to think everyone on /b/ has an Oedipus Complex.

>>575214952
Fucking genius. Mario 64

>>575221931
sorry

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>>575222195

>>575222141
sauce?
more like this?

>>575221239

Well, that too. If he's in a bad situation and you wanted to get him out of it, you would have the right as his father. She would loose custody obviously.
But if you ever had to make such a decision to protect him, that would be something that would be handy to have.

>>575218921
I'm sorry you had to go through that, that said, i would legit kill a man to bang my mom back when she was alive

damn Oedipus complex

>>575222072

stop acting like a little bitch and OWN IT... take over the situation and make it an empowering experience instead of playing the victim

>>575222192
give a prize to captain obvious

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I would hit it.

>>575222443
>>575222192
what thread are you in fucktard?

>>575222576
me too really hard, plus you wouldn't have to worry about kids

>>575222662
>can't see they're separate id's
newfag detected
sage in all fields

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>>575222576
him?

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>>575220126

>>575222867
kek

>>575222443
>>575222469
>>575222397

Okay let me clear this up, Other than that my family was not abusive and otherwise perfectly fine middle class.

Once I was over 14 nothing happened again I am not about to destroy multiple lives for it. I just thought Id share a bad mother story.

>>575221576
Sauce lol

>>575218921

>molested

if she's not ramming dildos downs your tubes it ain't rape, boy.

>>575222867

i died

>>575218921
your mom was awesome

>>575218921
>>575219597

That's right, I would suggest you to get the DNA test done on your brother also try to ask him if mom is coming to his room in the night for some fun.

>>575222810
>implying

you think youre so smart heaven

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>>575222920
>mfw that gif

>>575214952
lol i really like this image.

>>575213963
I bet if that kid just asked "mom whats it like to have sex?"

She would show him.

>>575223270
>youre
You mean you're*?

>>575223281
MODS!!

>>575223021
You should tell someone so your Lil bro or son doesn't have to go through it.

>>575215287
oh shit dude his grandmother is watching, thats too much for me

>>575223498
or don't why take that away from him

I am ditching this thread. I was not trying to fish out cp sorry for people that were just looking for some mother-son "quality time"

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i don't think my mom is a bad mom, we have been having sex since i was 14, still do, i love her very much, more than my wife. i think her body is still hot, picture related.

>>575223790
Seriously thread is kill now

>>575223757
Having your mom finger your ass probably isn't fun to the average kid.

>>575223864
Bahaha

>>575223021
well you failed because that is the best mother I have ever heard of, I will now jack off to your story

>>575223864
Salsa?
(sauce)

>>575223830
your mom has pretty nice tits anon

Good job man

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>>575222867

>>575223864
sauce

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>>575220146

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>>575223790
>>575223897
run away from the non existant pizza! Run, run!

>>575223959
if your mom is fingering your asshole, chances are you aren't "the average kid"

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>>575224467
Keep your hands off my pizza.

>>575224467
Acruelly I think >>575223864 rejuvenated this bitch

>>575218921

>tfw i'll never have a brother-grandson

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>>575213963
My mother would often spank my sister in front of me, sometimes shoved a finger in Vag when really pissed.. miss old days

:D :D

>>575225047
Brother son.... it's not possible to have a brother grandson

>>575225175
You mom liked having you shove a finger in her vag while she punished your sister?

>>575225251
If his brother-son has a son with his mom, it is.

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>>575224467

>>575225251
Your dad fucks your sister... makes him your brother/grandson.. the kid (To the other sibbling)

>>575225354
You're right!!

>>575225741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw

>>575213963

Realistically though...
He fucked her almost immediately after those pictures right?

>>575225354
Wouldn't they technically be his half-brother/son and half-brother/grandson?

Does anyone have Sofia Vergara and her son?

They're always hanging out and partying together. He must have the will power of a god to not want to tap his mom.

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>Bad Mother thread!
ONOES!
LOOK HOW SHE SQUEEZES TEH POOR BABBY!
OMG!

>>575225935
Proly not since he's supposedly gay.

>>575225587
that would make a brother/nephew. you would have to fuck your mother/daughter to get a brother/grandson. or like other anon said, brother/son has son with mother.

>>575225319
I WISH !!

>>575225938
that's some fine parenting, though

>>575225991
>>575225991
Well since he's his father he's full blood related not half blood. Also people with halfbrothers/sisters never really say that. MoSt of the time I hear people say half they really mean step.

This thread was good till some faggots decide this to make debate class.

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so its seems both faggots are gay

My favorite post on /b/ ever was the guy whose mom told him that she would "play" with him in a few minutes.

He'd been on /b/ so fuckin long he thought it was finally happening.

So he gets naked and ready and she comes in with a board game.

Later that evening his dad says "so you thought you were gonna do your mom, huh?"

Don't know if it was true. Hope it was. Never laughed so hard at someone else's pain before.

>>575226227

>supposedly

>implying that's not the story they're intentionally leaking to the press to distract from the rumors that they're banging in beach bungalows

Use your head anon.

>>575226741
I went to High School with that guy.

He was literally so gay that he floated.

Also during christmas season, he would dress up as santa and give the popular rich kids xbox's and shit from his bag of fucking treasure.

>>575227229
did he also fart out glitter?

>>575227229

He literally floated? Are you from tumblr?

>>575222201

This thread actually has content

>>575226948
I find your optimism adorable. Poorly founded, but adorable nonetheless. Hell, I even kinda hope you're right.

>>575226741
and axl rose is the father of both of those little fagots? how shameful

>>575227467
floated.

Like a floating gay person.

Like a fairy.

Like Peter Pan
Do you ever go outside?

>>575227718
He means the part where you misused "literally."

>>575227401
more likely that he farted out cum than glitter.

>>575227834
that's been a habit of mine for several years. I didn't even realize I typed the word "literally".

Not a whole lot I can do about it.

>>575227896

WTF

>>575222072
I feel you, /b/ro. Had a similar experience. Your life echoes with issues and bullshit because one person just had to have an orgasm and didn't care how they got it. You're not alone.

>>575227896
Daddy Likes

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>>575227896

>>575227896

Horry SHeeeet!!!!!!

>>575228171
>>575228143
>>575228109
>>575228047
shit what did i miss?

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>>575226195
Is that a horse blinking?

>>575221576
she looks like my cousin. sauce plox.

>>575228362
Emily Bloom
there's a whole subreddit devoted to her

>>575226938
Maximum feels

>>575228269
Its better that you don't know

>>575228269
Some fucked up shit that's what.

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so /b I had sex with some tinder girl I met 5 months ago, after that we didn't talk much (the girl was dumb).

Got a call from her today, saying she is pregnant.

We used a condom.

She doesn't know when she got pregnant, there's a 22 days windows for it.

She fucked with her boyfriend without a condom or pills (she's really a dumb fuck) but not in the 22 days (some days after and some days before).

what do you guys think are my chances?

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>>575226929

>>575228736
You used a condom?
Tell her to fuck off.

>>575228736

She's probably a whore looking to latch on to whoever is the first idiot to admit to knocking her up.

Do not admit to anything.

>>575227834
You know they changed the definition of Literally right?

>>575228934
>Probably
>fucmed ranom dude while she had a boyfriend

>>575228853
yeah I used a condom, I told her that in a polite way...

but I'm still worry

What happened to the pic of the mum holding that kids dick

REPOST PLEASE

>>575228817

Thank you anon. I was there for that epic bread.

Wish I had screenshot the whole damn thing.

>>575228934
she was begging for attention and stuff... I kinda feel sorry for her

>>575228817
myfucking sides are in the galactic perimeter havent laughed like that in awhile

>>575224380
did the dog actually do that?

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>>575213963
Hey. That is Stephanie Seymour.

<-- as is that.

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>>575221450
i bet you said that so people reply to you with CP and stuff

>>575229554
Nah, it's funny to rustle the pedo's jimmies.

>>575228817
Kek

>>575228362
damn. Not my 16 year old cousin. Good for a fap though.

>>575228817
Omg. It's a wizardchan post

>>575215879
Top kek.

The first post WWII book about carring for children gave sucking your sons dick or teasing your toughters clit as a way to make a child stop crying at night. Better thing is that it actualy works

>>575226195

that there is the beauty of life

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>>575227835
>more likely that he farted out cum than glitter.

http://eroeroyellow.net/images/140802/2/

I dare anyone to check how fucked up parenting fails in japan is. Number 5, 7 and 8 are probably the worst

I DARE ANYONE to not get weirded out. ANd ill crown you the wierdest guy on 4chan
japan is wierder on parenting fail

>>575231280
Yea... not going to trust a site off of /b/

>>575231280
Oh shit. That is fucking nice

http://dev.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32193&page=3

heres another but it aint as bad but wierd.>>575231389
ya i dont blame ya when on found it here

>>575231561
nah, man... still good. Still not going to it

>>575231395
did you just see those number 2 5 7 and 8? prove it put up the pics....or maybe not.
but ya no one beats the japs

>>575231652
Fuck ill try em both.

im just glad none of the pictures were gore

>>575231119

Urgent Sauce.

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>>575213963

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>>575231857

>>575231706
8 made me cum buckets

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>>575231914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry0EZqKURkg

Watcj 7:50 on wards and thank me you faggots!

>>575231119

I saw It few time ago, but I don't know where finding right now

>>575231707
i was like you once,till this link. youll never be the same...poor guy. post em what you saw or discribe em
>>575231921
dam ruined you...wonder how they never got them in trouble or is japan just different..wonder who they are. play with google search on them and the various links and youll find the worst one...im waarning you

>>575232242
It's... not even that bad.