Has anyone ever cheated on their partner with you?
fucked my neighbor's 30 y/o girlfriend when I was 18 while he was at work, damn near broke her back and she loved it
>she was out with their dog
>I just finished working out and I went outside to catch some sun
>say hi to her, the dog approaches and I approach it to pet it
>she notices how huge my biceps are and comments on them
>I smile, ask her if she wants to feel them
>next thing I know, we're in their kitchen, making out
>kinda scared because her boyfriend is a tank
>eventually start fingering her, make her orgasm
>starts blowing me, tries to deep throat but my dick won't bend down like that
>lift her up and put her on their dinner table, and slide my dick into her throat
>start pounding the shit out of it
>she starts slipping off the table due to the force my my dick as it half-pulls out
>I keep going
>she's like halfway off the table, trying to stop herself by gripping my abdomen
>her back is bending under the table, at like a 60 degree angle
>1 final push and I cum down her throat
>her back is basically broken
>help her up
she absolutely loved it
we've had sex like 20 more times since then.
What about you faggots?
shit yeah. where to start.
lost my virginity to a army guys hot young wife.
next girl i fucked for a bit was also an army guys wife.
fucked a hot girl who was only doing it one time because she "owed him one" for some chaeting he did once.
fucked an ex a few times who was dating someone else.
fucked a girl who told me she had just broken up w her bf. next day i found out they never did breakup.
If this isn't the most fictitious greentext story of all time....Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life has a more solid basis in reality than this shite.
Me n my gf, plus my bud and his gf were chillin n drinkin
Me n bud go out for cigarette
Come back downstairs gfs doing crazy lesbian shit.
Buddy cant get it up and gives up
Meanwhile im fucking his gf till i cum inside her, then calmly walk outta room to grab dick rag
buds sitting there crying cause i came in his gf and he cant even fuck mine
Probably what caused my gf to break up with me 2 months later
shit was cash
> Be me, 16
> Friend works delivering pizzas, I ride along and we smoke weed.
> Manager of pizza place is ~25 and his hot wife about same age.
> Wife rides along once too, we get to know each other.
> Next week, she gets out of house saying she's with girl friends
> Pick her up in my car, we fuck in the back seat (my first)
> Drive her home. Husband doesn't see me in the car, assumes it's one of her friends.
> Meet her several more times over next weeks.
> See the husband every day when I go to hang out w/ my buddy
> Husband never knows a thing (douche).
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>Be me, 26,m (back then)
>go to pal's B-day party, champagne n' stuff
>start chatting up this brunette hottie
>Huuuuge rack, pretty face, 7/10 would bang
>suddenly turns out, she's not here for friends b-day, just dat at our table for whatever reason.
>don't care, see her next day
>start making out, she gets down immediately and blows me
>see her two days later
>Turns out, on every occasion she wants the D, but only to suck on
>so I ask her:"listen anonette, I really like your oral skills, and I enjoy it each and every time, but when do we get to fuck?
>she replies:"look anon, sex is a very thourough act of intimacy. Something I only do with my bf. Only bj's for you, sorry.
>Did not expect to hear this, as she never mentioned having a boyfriend
>Decide this is morrally wrong, this has to stop
>must dump her
>some 4 months and 26 blowjobs later I realize I must REALLY dump her
tl;dr? nevermind, got sucked
>girl from my city moves to Rhode Island
>has boyfriend there that really gives her everything and is amazing to her
>she complains to me about how terrible he is to her
>she visits her family back in my city
>hey femanon, let's hang out. wanna go for a walk around the lake at night?
>she's sucking my dick in my car
>she's a tiny filipina girl
>rides my dick
>she's a little jackrabbit cumming all over my dick
>make her stand outside of my car and fuck herself in the ass with my cock
>she breaks up with him and moves back to this city
>fuck her a ton. she has a rape fantasy so we beat the shit out of each other
>she's married and has a kid now with a really safe guy :( :( :(
Nah man. she had a boyfriend. Once she dryhumped me till she came. Got 2 bj's in return. But never really fucked her. Never had regrets though. She was a real trooper and sucked my dick everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. Playground, back of a taxi, on a (very dark) dancefloor, really anywhere.
Oh the momories
Nothing terrible special. I was 19, she was 18. We were hanging out for hours and hours every day. Was living with my family while her parents were going through a divorce. I tell her I like her. She feels the same way. 20 minutes later, we're fucking on my living couch. We do it everywhere. Every room, every bed. Was nice while it lasted. She dumped me 4 months later and I was a huge faggot about it. I know better now.
>be me 25
>manage a pizza place and have a hot wife
>hire a new kid and get to know his mother
>one night the wife is with her girlfriends and the new kid is off
>Bring the new kids mother over and fuck her in the ass
>wife comes home and sucks the cum out of the new kids moms ass
>see the new kids mom every day over the next few weeks where she sucks my dick and tosses my salad. Tells me her son still wets the bed and jerks off to MLP
>kid never knew a thing (jackass)
Fucked this one bitch who was engaged
>was best friends with my roommate's girlfriend and would come over to smoke.
>pulled her into my room one day and made out with her, then kicked her out. I can tell she loves it. Doesn't say a thing, just leaves.
>Next day she comes over and comes to my room. Tells me what I did was wrong. As I start feeling up on her huge tits. She starts breathing heavily telling me to stop.
>Tells me she has a fiance as I'm slipping my dick into her. Finally push in all the way and she just moans "Oh god yes you're learning."
>we fuck like monkeys for a while and shes into getting slapped around. Shit was cash.
Another time I fucked my best friends girl.
>She was 18, cute little cuban bitch with a fat ass, tiny nipples and a cute face.
>She was into edm, my friend wasnt- I worked at a nightclub filming and promoting EDM events.
>take her to a rave, we roll together. Tells me raves are our secret. Start making out. Feels good man.jpg
>Next day I fuck her without a rubber, cum on her ass, feels good man.jpg
>Week later fuck her from behind again. Think I went too hard cause her tight little pussy cant handle me. 71/2 inch uncut fag. Cum again on her ass. Feels good man.gif
>Next week she gets back together with her ex before my friend who she apparently never broke up with before she came to college and got with my friend.
>doesnt matter had sex
Another time I fucked this girl I used to know in high school while she had a boyfriend.
>Comes over one day cause she was in town visiting a mutual friend.
>Fucked her from behind like a mad man on my futon. Deep throated her.
>Came on her chin.
Another time I fucked this 32 salsa instructor who had a bf in the army when I was 22.
> Gave me my first rim job. Called her my little cock slut and busted on her face after drilling her ankles up, mercilessly.
>Cries of pain only make me harder. Dumb bitch.