Omegle thread? Last one just 404. "Hey it's Dan"

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>>574853293
Always get the depressed tumblrfags

>>574854324
Fucking Kek.

bumpity bump

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hahaha

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>>574853293
Danaway

Had a nice convo with Dan and college, but I'm out for the night, peace

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praise the dan

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You: sup
Stranger: nada
Stranger: you?
You: same
You: my name is dan
Stranger: seriously?
You: lel
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i love tumblr people

This shit is fucking gold

this incompetent fag isn't even brave enough to post this

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You: no

You: oh sorry

Stranger: haha

You: hi

Stranger: hii

You: whats your name?

Stranger: ummm

Stranger: I forgot my name...

You: you sir

You: you sir are a faliure

You: you failed all your brothers and sisters

You: you have failed every dan and geg out there

You: you should be ashamed of yourself

You: pic this and post it as a proof of your incompetence

Stranger: the truth has set me free

Stranger: im a failure

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: http://a.fod4.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/dwight.gif

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You: hi
Stranger: yo
You: what are you up to
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: just listening to my favorite music artist
You: I bet it's like usher or something you fucking pussy
Stranger: nah
Stranger: his songs r gay
You: then who
Stranger: DAN
You: God dammit. I was waiting for the opportunity
Stranger: xD
Stranger: my /b/ro
You: words
You: escape me right now
You: I cannot express how proud I am of you /b/rother
Stranger: lol u post this man
You: Thank you for the honor, sir
You: I think the thread 404'd
Stranger: there a new one
You: gotcha
You: I love you
You: make peace with your god before I slaughter you for stealing my idea

>>574858741
yoooooooooooooo

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OP is a fag

he told me to

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dammit

>>574858897
It's cool.
No worries.
I am a total shrek loving faggot.

fuck all these tumblr fags

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>>574859962

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>Stranger: Hey
>You: Hi
>Stranger: How are you
>You: Dandy, yourself?
>Stranger: Fuck you
Stranger has disconnected
mfw

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You: hi
Stranger: hey, how would you feel about being a pillow princess?
You: what's that
Stranger: lol when theres no sex or BJs, the guy just eats the girl out and that's t
Stranger: well and fingering to
You: I want that
You: I would love that
You: I get tired of fucking and sucking
You: will you fuck me?
Stranger: haha im a guy, its my favorite tbh
Stranger: lol no id eat you out :p
You: Good.
You: that's the right answer
You: where do you live
You: I want to feel your tongue
Stranger: lol my last gf was lke that, we dated for 2 years and we ddnt have sex once
Stranger: and she never gave me a bj'
Stranger: but ate her out like constantly lol
You: that sounds perfect. I'd never do any work, just have orgasms all the time
You: where do you live? can I fly you to texas?
You: I'm really rich, my parents just throw money at me
Stranger: in london
You: That's not a big deal
Stranger: haha but sure
You: My name's dan, btw
Stranger has disconnected.

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You: yo
Stranger: I have a septic problem
You: what is it
Stranger: I got drunk two nights ago and shoved my sister's dead hamster down the sink
You: top kek
Stranger: Do you have a phone?
You: yea
Stranger: Ok good, I need the number so I can give it to my good friend dan.
You: YES
You: i was about to do my thing too xD
Stranger: I knew I was about to run into one eventually
You: lol theres a lot here /b/ro
Stranger: I should call pizza hut and ask if its the krusty krab
Stranger: I still have the number indexed
You: no this is dan
Stranger: god damnit
Stranger has disconnected.

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Reporting in

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: I am fine how about yourself
You: I'm Dandy
Stranger: Who's dandy?
You: that's how I'm doing
You: I'm dandy
Stranger: I'm just messin I know
You: ...
Stranger: Sorry that was awkward
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: My name is Sara
You: didn't we just talk recently
You: didn't I tell you you were a whore
You: didn't I ask you about your daddy fucking you
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: Go fuk a cactus

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these bots are getting worse and worse man. jesus

>>574862229
bruh

>>574862487
wat?

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Lol kek
> I wanna be in on the joke

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Never seen one, you know?

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Hot dan

You: dan
Stranger: hii
Stranger: alex
You: what you up to?
Stranger: trying to avoid homework for as long as possible haha
Stranger: and blogging ofc
Stranger: what about you?
You: haha whats your URL?
You: im just on a forum x3 haha
Stranger: wait, what's yours?
Stranger: mine i s
Stranger: is*
Stranger: thisis-abunchofbullshit.tumblr.com
You: mine is
You: Dan-is-the-man.tumblr.com
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that's such a cute url
You: he's my everything
You: dan is my love
Stranger: AWH
You: dan is my life
Stranger: awh

>dumb bitch
>raid.jpg

>>574859867

nice.

>>574859867
This is amazing, kate i love you fag

YES!

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>>574862367
more

Stranger: show devito your titties

You: Danvito?

Stranger has disconnected.

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yeah.

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In His name we pray, Amen.

>>574858741
epic bro >D

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Stranger: Hey
You: diaper booty ass
Stranger: whats your name diaper kiddo
You: Dan

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>>574863019
I met that guy too, small world.

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Fucking Atheists, am I right?

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This fedora. I have 2 pics.

He told me to make a change in my community.

>>574863827
nice one

>>574863637
thank you, /b/ro

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Stranger: hello
You: yo
You: sup my nig
Stranger: im a girl and im not even black
You: oh no
Stranger: im white as hecking
You: please don't call the cops
You: i'm covering my face
You: please im not committing rape
Stranger: hey dont get all sarcastic
You: PLEASE
You: I CAN'T GO BACK
Stranger: oh
You: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO NIGGERS
You: FUCK
Stranger: oh my gid
Stranger: god
You: THEY INJECT EBOLA
You: INTO US
You: IT'S A CONSPRIACY
Stranger: ok thats not even funny
You: THE WANT TO GET RID OF ALL THE NIGGERS
You: JUST LIKE HITLER
Stranger: oh
You: please
You: im sorry
Stranger: what
You: Don't call the cops.
You: Please.
You: I love tumblr
Stranger: ok u can fucking stop now
You: no
You: ok ok
Stranger: thank u
You: I'll spread the good word
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what
You: Have you made Dan your lord and savior?
You: Dan.
You: Oh Dan.
Stranger: i fucking hate you good bye
You: Mighty, and Fine.
You: DANDY
You: FEELING SO DANDY
Stranger has disconnected.

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>>574863904
>>574863904
>>574863904
Second

What a fucking faggot

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Stranger: hey
You: hi sorry
You: I was pissing
You: on my wife's corpse
Stranger: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Stranger: the fuck
Stranger: never say that shit ever again
Stranger: thats fucked up bro

couldn't even get my dan on

Stranger: hello
You: sup
You: I'm Danielle
Stranger: i am rakesh
You: Why aren't you Dan
You: thats rude.
Stranger: oh no..... i am rude
You: yep
Stranger: oppsss
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: do you wanna fun with me???????
You: nah
You: If you would be Dan, yes
Stranger: yes i am dan
You: too late
You: You broke my heart.
You have disconnected.

btw: femanon here

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amen

>>574853293
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You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: whats up

Stranger: listen 2 music u

Stranger: listening

You: watching some movies

Stranger: what movie

You: its called Return of the Dan, directed by and starring Daniel Danson

Stranger: you're so annoying

Stranger has disconnected.


>the best i could do

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You: DAN
You: DAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
You: MOM SAID IT'S LATE AND WE NEED TO GO HOME
Stranger: I'M NOT GOING HOME
You: BUT DAN
You: WHY NOT?!
You: MOM'S WORRIED
Stranger: I'M AFRAID OF MOM
You: SHE'S GOING TO BEAT YOU IF YOU STAY OUT HERE ANY LONGER
You: ALONG WITH ME
You: PLEASE DAN LET'S JUST GO
Stranger: SHE DOESN'T KNOW I'M GAY AND SHE WILL KILL ME OF SHE FINDS OUT. I'M NOT GOING BACK
Stranger: I'M A FREE BIRD NOW
You: WHAT?!
You: YOU'RE GAY?
Stranger: GAY AND AFRAID
You: WHAT ABOUT LASHASHONDRA-NIQUA?!
You: SHE THINKS YOU'RE THE MOST PIMPIN THUG ON THE BLOCK
Stranger: SHE HAD A PENIS IT WAS ALL A LIE
You: YOU WERE GETTING THE BBC THE WHOLE TIME?!
Stranger: Y ES
You: THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
You: I.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY...
You: OUR RELIGION DOESNT ALLOW THIS DAN!
Stranger: ACCEPT MY GAYNESS, SISTER. GOD LOVES ALL OK GAY ISN'T A SIN PEOPLE ARE JUST STUPID AND THINK IT IS
You: NO DAN
You: I CANT
You: THEY'RE GOING TO LYNCH YOU IF THEY HEAR ABOUT THIS!
You: OH GOD... NOW THAT I KNOW.... THEYLL LYNCH ME TOO...
Stranger: WHY DO YOU THINK IM RUNNING AWAY!? COME WITH ME, WHERE ITS SAFE
You: I..... I DON'T KNOW... I DON'T FEEL READY FOR SOMETHING SO SUDDEN
You: I LIKED OUR WAY OF LIFE BACK HOME
You: PLAYING IN THE AFTERNOON AFTER WE DID OUR MORNING CHORES ON THE FIELDS
You: IT WAS SO NICE
Stranger: IT'S NOW OR NEVER. DO YOU WANT TO BE TRAPPED THERE FOREVER? NEVER FINDING OUT WHAT LIES BEYOND THE FARM? LIVE A LITTLE!
You: I.... I'M SORRY
You: I COULDN'T LIVE LIKE THIS. LIVING WITH A BROTHER WHO LIKES THE GAY MAN
Stranger: NO, I'M THE SORRY ONE SISTER. I'M SORRY YOU WILL NEVER LEARN TO FIND WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. I'M LEAVING NOW. FOREVER. GOODBYE, SIS.
You: GOOD....GOODBYE, ONII-CHAN
You: I ALWAYS HAVE FOND MEMORIES OF YOU
You: THEY'LL BE LOOKING FOR YOU NOW.
You: PLEASE... BE SAFE
Stranger: I'LL BE WITH THE ONE I LOVE. GOODBYE. DON'T TRY TO FIND ME
You: GOODBYE /B/ROTHER
You have disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi :)
You: what's ur name?
Stranger: call me sunshine
You: I'm Dan
You: nice to meet u sunshine!
Stranger: the pleasure is all mine dan
Stranger: how are you today
You: i'm alright
You: my dad passed away recently
Stranger: oh dear, I'm sorry to hear that
You: but other than that, it's been a while, so I'm doing just fine and Dandy
You: wbu?
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: nm u
You: Just watching a movie on T.V
Stranger: what movie
You: The dark Dan rises.

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Not dan, but thought this was funny

>>574853293
That was fucking gay

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The consequences.
They will never be the same.

>>574865002
this is gold

>>574864814
Yeah this is still fucking stupid.

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From the mouth of a /b/ro!

>>574865385
Were you the fish the caught my /b/ait? Sorry man. Gotta get them before they get me

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You: hey

You: whats up

Stranger: hey.

Stranger: oh. this and that. crazy night huh?

You: yeah

You: could say that

Stranger: it's been mighty dangerous out there.

You: yeah i know

Stranger: makes me just want to dance

You: just had someone banging on my front door

Stranger: you know?

Stranger: well that's not dandy

You: i was like who the fuck are you

You: you know what he said

Stranger: ?

Stranger: would you like to hear about our lord and savior "dan the man">

You: nah

You: he said

You: "break it down, it's Danner time"

Stranger: that's good anon

You: mah nigga

Stranger: lel

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i feel 12 again...
the amount of happiness i just got from trolling is very 12 like...

One of you faggots cant spell for shit


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Stranger: dn
Stranger: dan**
You: ?
You: excuse me?
Stranger: lo
Stranger has disconnected.

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dad hates dan

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The Danish Danquisition!

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I rank Dan in Japan

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Am I Tumblring correctly?

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Met some /b/ros

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You: Hello, friend.

You: May Dan be with you.

Stranger: Oi

Stranger: DANNNN

Stranger: YESSSSS

You: mah nigga

You: Dan is my saviour.

Stranger: lel jk Charlie is lyfe yo

You: fuck Charlie

You: There dan be no other way

Stranger: Phill?

You: ITS DAN OR NOTHING

Stranger: AH UM

You: WHAT DAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND

Stranger: *TENSION RISES*

Stranger: I CHOOSE DAN

You: DAN IS LOVE

Stranger: DAN IS LYFE

You: peace out /b/ro

Stranger: /b/ro

Stranger: Jesus marry me

You: fuck jesus

You: i want dan

Stranger has disconnected

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The Happdaning is real.

any good omegle apps for android?

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Just testing my copypaste. Also, this happened in my omegle chat

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Stranger: hey
You: sup
You: asl?
Stranger: tummblr and music
Stranger: idk f canada
You: 18 D us
Stranger: ohh okay
You: lol
You: u wanna know what the D stands for?
Stranger: i don't know if i do
Stranger: tell me if you wanna
You: DAN
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You: lol xD
Stranger: why are you doing this man!
Stranger: please tell me it'll make my life
You: the higher ups are commanding us
will coun.

>>574867491
Stranger: they sure are
Stranger: they're being dicks while they're at it
You: if u tell me ur email and phone number, I will tell them to stop
You: THEY WILL LISTEN
Stranger: email: [email protected] and my phone number is: 1-800-fuck-off-DAN !
You: lol
Stranger: thanks for the pleasure for talking to a wonderfully annoying lovely dan thanks!
Stranger: i promise i'll try not to cry because of this
You: lol xD
Stranger: hows this going for you dan?
Stranger: :/
You: its alright u?
Stranger: uhhhh it could do better
You: how many dans did u run into?
Stranger: 5000billion
You: hahahahahahaha xD
Stranger: (like 3)
Stranger: really though why did you choicce dan?
You: idk honestly
Stranger: it's great though
You: but ima stop now cause its kind of rediculous
Stranger: i know it is.
Stranger: but kinda great too
You: i guess
Stranger: made me laugh
You: the community is active at least
You: lol at least u also got a laugh out of this
Stranger: very
Stranger: aha i did thanks :D
Stranger: ok dan (even though that's not your name) that was odd
You: lol
You: whats ur name
Stranger: baljot (girrl btw)
Stranger: yours? (please don't say dan)
You: james
Stranger: aha heey james.
Stranger: if thats really your name
Stranger: we'll never know
will coun again

>>574867274
oh hey thats me kek

>>574867701
You: hey >:(
You: it is
Stranger: awwh okay
Stranger: fine i'll agree
You: ty
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: so really why'd you choice 'tumblr'?
You: idk honestly
You: or do i
Stranger: ahah ohh okkay!
You: if u give me ur number and email i will tell u the top secret info >:)
Stranger: nooo why'd don't you give me your tumblr then i'll tell you mine
You: u first
Stranger: im not the one with the name dan
Stranger: (james maybe)
You: hows this
Stranger: fine i'll give you it
You: the person with the first letter of the name thats closest to a will say theirs first
You: my name is james
You: urs is baljot
You: >:)
Stranger: waiiit no waiiit!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: no!
You: lol
You: just say it xD
Stranger: name a band you like and if i can name of one of their songs then i'll have to tell you mine
You: avenged sevenfold
You: nah
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: okkay
You: u'll just be like "well crap i guess i dont know any songs" lol
Stranger: no i won't!
Stranger: go please
Stranger: ask me
You: avenged sevenfold
You: like i said lol
Stranger: and no googling. fine mine is refused (a band).
Stranger: iddk im fucked.
Stranger: you hav to tell me a name and if you don't know then fuccck
You: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: ahah
You: ima just come up with some bs name lol
You: pump the brakes?
Stranger: haha that's cute
You: meh
will coun one more time

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You: QUICK
Stranger: Hi
You: D
Stranger: A
You: N!
You: AAAAYYYY MUH NIGGA
Stranger: You're a fag.
Stranger: Now post it

>>574868018
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: now i have to tell you
Stranger: should i be afraid?
You: nah its alright
Stranger: http://streetlightsandthemoonlight.tumblr.com/
Stranger: happy? james.
You: yea
Stranger: should be.
You: u wanna know mine?
Stranger: not really
You: nah
You: i will tell u
Stranger: probably tell me a bs one
Stranger: seriously though
You: yea i will calm down
Stranger: uhh huh
You: DANnyPhantom.tumblr.com
Stranger: really though?
You: im not bsing u lol
Stranger: or are you?!
You: nah
Stranger: you just made everything so much more complicated
Stranger: with the whole dan thing
You: well gtg
Stranger: no you wont but byee
Stranger has disconnected.

Well /b/ I was obviously BSing her, but if u want to ATTACK HER TUMBLR!!

You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: HDY
Stranger: hey
You: HDY lol
You: tahts funny
Stranger: why
Stranger: i had a typo
You: because
Stranger: in all caps
You: um
You: its funny
Stranger: well then
Stranger: thanks
You: np
Stranger: asl
You: 6/d/florida
Stranger: d?
You: Dan
Stranger: dude?
Stranger: so oyu're a guy?
You: im dan
Stranger: are you a male or female
Stranger: iso f
You: dan
Stranger: okay so you're a guy
Stranger: or are you like danielle
Stranger: im a dude
Stranger: lookin for a girl
You: cool
You: im dan
Stranger: ok
Stranger: that works
Stranger: what are you wearing dan
You: lol im 6 you sick fuck
You have disconnected.

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Dan

>>574866052
Top kek

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You: heey
Stranger: hellooo
You: hey have you seen geg?
Stranger: what
You: got
Stranger: is that
You: game of thrones
You: fucking idiot
You: dan is life
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: are you dan
Stranger: again
You: you cant just like BE dan bro
You: dan is a state of mind
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: that explains alot
You: an exceptional state of mind
You: a state of ultimate peace and tranquility
Stranger: okay
Stranger: good to know
You: you too will come to know the infinite grace of dan
You: where are you from?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: im from the us of a
Stranger: idk bro
Stranger: i havent seen them
You: no shit genius what state
Stranger: well excuse me
You: best country on earth imo
You: except the niggers but we're working on that

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Yay lmao

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heh

Stranger: umm yeah not true
Stranger: yes its definitely not the best
Stranger: but whatever
Stranger: what state are you from?
You: dude usa rules
You: ca
You: that's why. because it's a superior form of statehood
You: ca master race
Stranger: okay dude
Stranger: ca like california
Stranger: im from nh like new hampshire
You: no like canada.
Stranger: oh
You: for rlz
Stranger: im canadian
Stranger: its a fun place
Stranger: what part?
You: wow. your parents should've smothered you at birth you poor bastard
Stranger: what is going on right now
You: just chillin. enjoying some excellent so cal weather
You: you?
Stranger: wait no i meant about my parents
Stranger: are you or are you not from canada
Stranger: im confused
Stranger: who is smothering me

>>574857783
kek

>>574868447
My nigga

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Are you one of those /b/ros I keep hearing about?
Stranger: I'm not sure what that is
You: Some jerkbutts from 4chan are in the tag.
You: I hear they're really being mean.
Stranger: In the omegle one, or tumblr one?
You: Omegle one.
You: Maybe if we chat, we dan just have a good time.
You: Can*
You: My bad
Stranger: Oh, no, I didn't run into any. I just came on now. when did they start?
You: A few hours ago. Last time they raided, my friend Dan had to lock himself in his room for a few days.
You: He just couldn't handle it.
You: They're just such meanies!
Stranger: God dammit; I keep running into trolls. In all seriouness I'm not even a part of the raid; I just came on here to try and troll on my own accord
Stranger: I didn't even know they were trolling
Stranger: /b/, I mean
You: Nice, man.
You: Maybe try to join the Happdaning
You: See how creative you can get.
Stranger: In all seriousness, I don't know what that is. Could you inform me?
You: You go into a chat, and introduce yourself as Dan
You: Or do something Dan related
You: I personally like to sneak in as many "typos" as I dan
You: I mean can
You: Sorry
Stranger: Oh christ; I ran into one saying their favorite band was Danzig.
You: My favorite song is Dan Sing in the Street
Stranger: That's hilarious now.
Stranger: Do they stick to a tag?
You: Just the Tumblr tag
You: It's a raid, after all.
You: Though, I'm not sure how many tumblr users you'll still find here.
You: I can link the thread, if you want.
Stranger: Please do
You: >>574853293
You: Mkay, I'll see you around.
Stranger: See you m8
You: May Dan watch over your Soul.
You have disconnected.

heres one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi.
You: hai :3
Stranger: Question: (Please don't be offended)
You: ooook?
Stranger: Why do you use tumblr when it's so slow and clunky? The site has like 4 different menus
Stranger: settings menus*
You: wellll...because Dan would be disapointed in me if i didnt :\
Stranger: I don't get the reference...
Stranger: :/
You: oopsies, oh well! :)
Stranger: Sorry.
Stranger: Ahaha
You: aw its fine, just spread your asscheeks for Dan and all will be well. Faggot
You have disconnected.

Cant we do this with tumblr and feminism?

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/b/rothers

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U mad?

You: Hey
Stranger: sup
You: just eating my favorite yogurt
Stranger: which is????
You: Dannon

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>>574853293
Brb /b/ gonna go c a doctor

heres another
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hai
Stranger: Post it
Stranger: F
Stranger: A
Stranger: G
You: G
You: O
You: T
You: ayyyyyyy
You have disconnected.

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I feel special.

>>574870389
Stranger reporting in

You: Hey
You: Can I ask for some advice
Stranger: Wassup my nigga
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: What's up?
You: I've been having a hard night
Stranger: With all the dans and what not?
You: /b/rother
Stranger: yeah
You: Praise be to Dan on high
Stranger: Post it faggot
Stranger: Praise him

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
hi
hi
I have a confession
so do i
you go first
or not
I have to confess
I don't really like tumblr, I'm just a beta neckbeard autistic fuck that does nothing but go on /b/ every day.
I CANT TRIFORCE BECAUSE MOBILE
∆
∆∆
;-;
newfag
betafag
niggerfag
fagfag
fagfagfag
"so, literally genetics"fag
kek
rool
15163000
weaboo
nigger
I'm out
Stranger has disconnected.

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>kek

Wtf is Dan, anyway? I don't have any idea what the hell is that, if any kind anon could answer without sarcasm I'll apreciate

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whoops...

>>574870874
Its a name you faggot

Got me nigger
http://logs.omegle.com/34a45a5

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: sup
You: whats ur name
Stranger: ollie
Stranger: what's yours
You: thats cool
You: wait b4 i tell u
You: what happens when you put a dog and a can together?
Stranger: dog can?
You: DAN
Stranger: oh
Stranger: OH
Stranger: OH MY GOD I HATE YOU
You: >:)
You have disconnected.

>>574857783
>shitposting
>implying there is anyone on Omegle except /b/tards and pedos trying to get nudes

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Top kek

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
why are women retarded?

Stranger 1: Because we can control your dicks!

Stranger 2: nope nope not putting up with this bullshit no

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топ кек

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: M
You: Hi
Stranger: 18
You: F, 17
Stranger: Bored
You: Same
Stranger: Hey wanna do me a favor
You: Sure
Stranger: Do u think u can talk dirty to me lol.
You: I'm up for danything
Stranger: BEFORE U DC
You: Sorry, anything*
You: Stupid keyboard sticks sometimes.
Stranger: The last couple girls i met just let me talk em up and left
Stranger: Unfulfilled promises
Stranger: If u could bless me
Stranger: That would rock
Stranger: And if ur up for anything
Stranger: Heck i'll do anything for u too
You: Alright, dan.
You: Den*
You: Let's get this started, shall we?
You: Oh, what's your name by the way?
Stranger: Do u have kik
Stranger: Waiitt yo is this dan
You: No, I only do Omegle.
You: Oh, srsly?
You: I'm Daniella, but I go by Dan!
You: How weird is that?
Stranger: ........
Stranger: IM CONFUSED
Stranger: IS THIS ACTUALLY DAN
Stranger: or is this a coincidence
You: Yeah! Like I said
You: I go by Dan
(1/3)

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Could not resist

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: Hey its Dan

You: Dan?

Stranger: Yeah Dan

Stranger: You know...the man

You: More like a FUCKING MAN WHO WANTS TO RAPE ME YOU FUCKING PIGS SHOULD ALL HAVE YOUR DICKS CHOPPED OFF YOU'RE WORTHLESS

Stranger: hmmm... interesting

You: FEMINISM

You: fuck you worthless men

Stranger: That's pretty much the gist of feminism

You: gods worst mistake

Stranger: good impression

You: dont RAPE ME WITH YOUR WORDS

Stranger: You must be joking

You: REPORTED

Stranger: I hope this is satirical

Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: But ur names danielle
You: I know it's supposed to be a guy's name, but I don't care.
You: I like it better than Danielle.
Stranger: No not that. Theres some dude here
Stranger: He just says hes dan
Stranger: And leaves
You: Well, he doesn't sound all that nice.
Stranger: And hes changing it up saying like im from dansville and shit
Stranger: So when i here dan
You: Pretty danm bad troll if you ask me.
You: damn*
Stranger: I think its that crew
Stranger: ........
You: I'm not like that.
Stranger: R U DOUNG THAT BY ACCIDENT
You: I'm just a bit of a tomboy, is all.
Stranger: U SAID DANN
Stranger: Danm*
You: Hey, my finger slipped, alright?
Stranger: Skxkkdkekdjendk im so confusedddddd
You: You're starting to really creep me out, man. (2/3)

Stranger: Okay sure if you could start tho
Stranger: Nah nah sorry
Stranger: Trust me theyre just getting into my head
Stranger: Start
Stranger: Talk me up gurl
You: Alright...
You: Um, I'm not really sure how to do this...
Stranger: Use ur imagination
Stranger: Say i came home from work
Stranger: How would i find u at home
You: I'd be in the living room, dancing.
You: I'm a big dancer.
Stranger: And then
You: I'd dance on over to you, laughing.
You: I'd be singing along with David Bowie's "Dancing in the Street"
You: And then I'd grab you by the tie and pull you in, shutting the door behind you and pushing you up against it.
You: Then I'd lean in close to you and whisper in your ear...
You: "You just got Dan'd, bitch."
Stranger: And id ejaculate
Stranger: Instantly
Stranger: Edanculate actually
Stranger: Goodjob
Stranger: Gn
You: Get your dandruffy ass away from me, fag.
You have disconnected. (3/3)

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i'm using reddit as my interest its full of prey... just saying

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey
You: I need some help
Stranger: hey
Stranger: okay
You: I've been having a really shitty few weeks
Stranger: uhhuh
You: My ex just killed himself after we broke up and I need some people to support me
You: will you follow my blog?
Stranger: omg thats horrible
Stranger: yeah sure
Stranger: but are you okay?
You: It's a back up for my depressive side
Stranger: why'd you guys break u[p?
You: its danonhigh.tumblr.com
Stranger: send me your url
Stranger: oh okay
You: And we broke up because he was a massive faggot
Stranger: and whyd he suicide?
You: Because he couldn't triforce
Stranger: triforce?
You: He was a beta newfag who couldn't triforce
Stranger: im sorry i dont know what that means
Stranger: hey i couldnt find your blog
You: It's okay. Dan is always watching us from on high
You: Praise
Stranger: wait
You: Dan
You: Praise him
You: PRAISE HIM
Stranger: you follow me and ill follow back kay?
Stranger: what?
You: PRAISE BE TO DAN, MAY YOUR ANUS BE READY WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU
You: PRAISE DAN
Stranger: wth?
You: PRAISE TO DAN ON HIGH
Stranger: who dan?
Stranger: hello?
You: DAN DAN DAN PRAISE BE TO DAN
Stranger has disconnected.

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>>574871497
Hey, I have one of those too

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I guess they didnt want to accept Dan as the one true saviour...

>>574868768
That's me fag

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: whare are you
Stranger: alex
Stranger: trying to find someone to talk to
You: do it
You: talk
Stranger: its difficult to
Stranger: with so many dans
You: it can be
Stranger: whats your name
You: dan
Stranger: yeah
You: jkin
You: whats up mate
Stranger: whats your name
You: alex
You: and yours
Stranger: let me see your url then
You: what do you mean
Stranger: lol fail troll
Stranger: tumblr url
Stranger: idiot
You: aha
You: mom
Stranger: suck the d
You: the dan?
Stranger: dick
Stranger: cock
Stranger: mine
Stranger: suck
You: oh, dan. is it you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you're the dan
You: im the man
Stranger: i dont like men
You: let me see your url
Stranger: ok

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

Stranger: Hello.

You: hi

You: whats up

Stranger: I'm trying to find someone else with my musical tastes

You: what are you into? Danni Minogue?

Stranger: I'll list afew bands and some albums for you

Stranger: Dan, three steps from dan, dark side of the Dan, Duran Dan, Dan and the bellmonts, dan dan, Dan or nothing, Danman, and Dan zeppelin

You: that's Dantastic

Stranger: Hi I'm dan

You: how can that be? im dan

Stranger: small world!

You: you know what else is small?

Stranger: dan's penis

You: OP's faggot dick

Stranger: my work here is dan

You: have a nice dan

Stranger: dan son

Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.

Stranger: hullo

You: Have you accepted Dan into your heart?

Stranger: what?

You: Dan, our Lord and Savior. Have you
denounced all false idols and pray only to Dan?

Stranger: im gonna tell my mommy if you keep bullying me mister!

You: Dan will be there. And Dan will rape you.

Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooo

You: Yes. Feel Dan's warm love flow in and out of you over and over again

Stranger: its HAPPENINGGGGGGGG

You: Take Dan's seed. You are one of Dan's children now. Praise be to Dan. Say it with me.

You: Praise be to Dan

Stranger: p-p-praise be to d-dan

You: Good. Now post it faggot.

Stranger: :'(

Stranger has disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why are niggers so stupid?
Stranger 1: I don't know
Stranger 2: Almost as stupid as women
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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>>574853293
First one I matched up with

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: what is your story

You: My name is Dan and I identify as a cellphone. My pronouns are 0-(000)-000-0000/0-(000)-000-0001/0-(000)-000-0002

Stranger: awesome dan

Stranger: sorry Dan

Stranger: i forgot to capitalize the D

You: all good, no grammar nazis here

You: so, what's yours?

Stranger: Dan

You: im gonna turn my data roaming off unless you tell me your story :(

Stranger: My name is Dan and I identify as a cellphone. My pronouns are 0-(000)-000-0000/0-(000)-000-0001/0-(000)-000-0002

You: danta roaming disabled

You: it was dantastic speaking to you!

You have disconnected.

Faggot didn't believe in the power of Dan

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like Tumblr.


Stranger: hey, how would you feel about being a pillow princess?


You: Have you accepted Dan into your heart?


Stranger: no


Stranger: im charlie


Stranger: the anti-dan warror


You: But dan is our lord and savior!!


Stranger: dan is the size of an ant


You: Dan is the man


You: The dirty dan

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He had no idea what he was getting into

http://logs.omegle.com/6114c19
Careful, redditfags are out.

Holy fuck my sides


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey, how would you feel about being a pillow princess?
You: hai
You: i dunno
You: whats a pillow princess
You: ?
Stranger: lol its when theres no sex or bjs, all that happens is the guy eats the girl out and fingers her
You: ooohhh...that makes me think of all sorts of thi9ngs ;)
Stranger: haha im a guy, its my favorite
You: let me just stroke my cock while i think about you fingering my anus
Stranger has disconnected.

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Can we get a better raid

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why are niggers so stupid?
Stranger 1: Yeah. They are.
Stranger 2: lower average cranial volume
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>574872793
kek this was a good one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like tumblr.


You: Have you accepted Dan into your heart?


Stranger: lol no i fucked him


You: No dan raped you


Stranger has disconnected.

'm not sure if this was a /b/rother or not
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: sup
Stranger: yo
You: how's it goin tonight?
Stranger: great you?
You: I'm just dandy
You: kind of bored though
Stranger: yeah same i have gotten to the point where i am pretending to study
You: what are you pretending to study?
Stranger: maths- geometric reasoning :(
You: oh that sounds boring
You: I prefer to study topics of a much great intrest
You: greater*
Stranger: yeah its a bitch, what your name
You: Dan
You: you?
Stranger: Dan
You: ayyy lmao
Stranger: lmfao
You: I have found you /b/rother
Stranger: we understand each other brotha
1/2

Yeah, it's gotten stale, and so many redditfags are joining.

>>574873221
2/2
You: we should elope to dan falls
Stranger: and the dan tower
You: we could make love in front of a roaring dan
Stranger: we could have our first date at the leaning tower of dan
You: and then we could get married at the basilica of St. dan
Stranger: oh this all sounds great but i dont even know if we live in the same country
You: what country do you live in/
Stranger: new zealand of the dan
You: oh my
You: I live in the united states of dan
Stranger: oh what state of dan
You: maine or as it's better known woodsy dan
Stranger: oh sweet any domes come down recently?
Stranger: please understand my reference
You: I'm sorry my lovely dan but it's late and im drawing a blank. I must pray to dan our lord and savior for guidance on this matter
Stranger: god damn it dan i thought we understood each other
You: i'm sorry dan :(
You: it appears we're too different after all
Stranger: okay should we get serious, i kinda wanna know your real name
You: you first
Stranger: ben
You: mfw my real name is actually dan
Stranger: haha that actually fits fucking perfectly
Stranger: unless you are bullshitting
Stranger: and what is mfw
You: it appears we actually do not understand each other at all
Stranger: hold on my friend
Stranger: hahaaha oh i get it now dan
You: i'm glad
Stranger: me too
You: so about eloping
You: i'm afraid our love cannot be
Stranger: that aint happenin
You: I know
You: because your name isn't dan faggot
You have disconnected.

Stranger: yheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey
You: sup dude
Stranger: just chillin
Stranger: jammin
Stranger: wbu?
You: thinking about my boyfriend
Stranger: oh yeah?
Stranger: that's sweet what is he like
You: he was pretty nice, he moved away though
Stranger: how far?
You: out of state
Stranger: Like way out of state or a few hours away?
You: way out
You: i tried helping him move out
You: well i did actually'
Stranger: well how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: then buy a plane ticket and chase his fine ass down
You: lol i remember him saying bye to me.
Stranger: aw..
You: the last words i heard was him greeting one of the movers before leaving
Stranger: what did he say?
You: "Hey It's Dan"
Stranger: You're a b/ro
You: ha
Stranger: I knew it
Stranger: haha
You: I had a feeling you knew
Stranger: try that story again, that's good

>>574856681
win if not b8

meh
-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: M
You: D
Stranger: ?
You: ??
You: oh sorry
You: keyboard sucks lol
You: meant to say f
Stranger: Cool cool
Stranger: Age
You: 19
Stranger: Horny?
You: sure
Stranger: Skype?
You: sure
You: but first
You: what's your religion?
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I'm a Christian
You: how come you havent accepted dan into your heart?
Stranger: Dan?
You: yes, dan
Stranger: Um
Stranger: Where are you from that's my preachers name
You: dan is our real savior
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: Well are we skyping or are you just messing with me haha
Stranger: I'm chill either way
You: sure but whats your favorite letter?
Stranger: Okayy lol you're just trolling
You: nonoo
Stranger: Prove it the.
Stranger: Then
You: really, whats your favorite letter
Stranger: Q
You: mines b
Stranger: It's an o with a sassy leg.
Stranger: So your Skype?
Stranger: Well
You: sure its danb.7ard
Stranger: Sounds like a guy.
You: its just an inside joke :P
Stranger: Ah
You: yeah :)
Stranger: It can't find you
You: because im an anon, faggot
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you daning
Stranger: typo
Stranger: how are you doing
You: fine thanks
You: hbu
Stranger: doing dandy
You: lol no ones being subtle anymore
You: the funs gone
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sorta over it too
You: lol
Stranger: later bro
You: oh well
You: later
Stranger has disconnected.

You: cant sleep
Stranger: hey
Stranger: sorry
You: hi
You: been thinking about stuff
Stranger: same
You: like what?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: how we're all deathly identical
You: idano either
You: what im pretty unique
You: so are you prolly
Stranger: but we all do the same stuff mainly
You: well what are your top 3 interests?
Stranger: i like animals i think
Stranger: idk
You: ew gross well i definitely dont like animals
Stranger: ha
You: i mean i like dressing up like animals sometimes
You: god?
Stranger: farm animals and fish and stuff are gross probably
Stranger: i like my friends pets mainly
You: o i like my friends pets too?
You: do you want to havfe sex with them?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i didnt mean it in that wau
You: may the light of dan be upon you then. you are purged of all your sins.
Stranger: ok
You: so.... you like niggers?
Stranger: i like everyone the same mostly
You: oh you must be a faggot then
You: ive seen your work OP. not bad
You: dot jay peg
Stranger: can girls be faggots
You: have you let dan into your heart yet?
Stranger: what are you talking about
You: dan is the way, the light, and the truth
You: im talking about our savior
Stranger: ohh you're the person who said dan earlier
You: if you open your heart to him, he will open his rectum to you, and hold you in his loving embrace for all eternity. Praise Dan
Stranger: do you mean dan howell or some other godly form
You: dan has no earthly name. he is before, and after. and all that is between
Stranger: ok
You: say it
Stranger: dan has no earthly name ,dan is love dan is life
You: wow. I think I just won.
Stranger: cool

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Ayyy lmao

>>574873693
nigga thats me

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Part one of 3
The Troll is real

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>>574874779
Part 2 of 3

>>574873912
nice

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: hey?
Stranger: How's it goin
You: just dandy! how about you?
Stranger: Fuck off neckbeard.
Stranger has disconnected.

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Part 3 of 3

>>574853293
>mfw i met my gf in one of these threads

thanks danfags

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THIS IS A GOOD ONE BROS READ UP

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anyone down?

gxnnyweasley.tumblr.com

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hey
You: dont tell me youre one of the dan fuckers
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I'm not
You: phew
You: really getting sick of them
Stranger: Me toooo
You: what you up to
Stranger: Just laying in bed
You: where u from
Stranger: Usa
You: danada here
You: oops typo
You: Canada*
Stranger: Hah me and my blonde self, I was about to be like 'where tf is danada..?'
Stranger: But Canada's cool
You: haha yeah
You: you into movies ?
Stranger: Yeaa
You: what actors you like ?
Stranger: Jonah Hill
Stranger: Emma Stone
Stranger: Emma Watson
You: emma watson :D
You: i like them
You: and some others
You: especially Daniel Radcliff
Stranger: That's the Harry Potter dude right?
You: yeah
You: he's dantastic

>>574875218
FUCKING LOL 'HEY..ITS ME...DAN'

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: hi I -.-
You: You seem upset
You: Everything okay?
Stranger: omegle is bumming me out
You: Por qué?
You: Sorry, "why?"
Stranger: because I swear every other convo is asking my gender first or an ad for some sex Snapchat or kik
Stranger: kinda annoying
You: Really?
Stranger: and I know Spanish lol si
You: I keep having a problem with people coming in under the name "Dan"
You: And trolling.
Stranger: that's actually been happening to me...
You: It sucks, because my name is Daniella and I go by Dan.
You: Like, legit.
Stranger: I go byne
You: What?
Stranger: I go by Ned*
Stranger: lol sorry
Stranger: my initia
You: Oh, cool. What's your full name?
Stranger: don't like to give it out, something happened with my identity recently and I'm being super careful now
Stranger: sorry =\
You: I meant your full first name
You: Sorry about that
Stranger: its fine, nelson
You: Oh, cool! One of my friends is named Nelson.
Stranger: I hear that its a very common name, but I really don't know many poeple with it
You: I don't know any other girls named Dan, but I suppose that's not that weird of a thing to say. :P
Stranger: well I'll be on the look out for that lol where are you from? I'm in the south Florida area
You: May I know your url?
Stranger: andwerealljustentertainers
You: Cool.
You: I'm thedanishgirl.tumblr.com
Stranger: yours?
Stranger: are you danish? o.o
You: My parents are. I was born in Canada.
You: But I'm fluent
Stranger: :0 Canada's cool....
Stranger: I've always wanted to visit :(
You: Now that all of this "Dan" business is happening, it really accentuates just how much my life is filled with dans. My name is Daniella, but I go by Dan; my parents are both Danish; I'm into dancing
You: It's really starting to get on my nerves.
Stranger: you're fluent in English danish and Spanish?
You: Not fluent in Spanish
You: But I know some phrases(1/3 or 4)

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dumb cunts

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stay dandy

You: I live in Texas now.
Stranger: oooh, and that's quite a few dans
Stranger: my best friend lived in texas
You: Lived?
Stranger: well yeah, she went to high school there for her final two years and then went back home
You: Oh? Where did she go to High School, if I can ask?
Stranger: I honestly dont remember the name lol
Stranger: all I know is that she did color guard therw
You: Okay, well, let me know if it comes back to you. Dan I ask, how old are you?
You: Can*
You: Finger slipped
You: Dammit.
Stranger: I recently turned 20 lol, hbu?
You: 17 here, actually.
Stranger: Dan's are going every where
You: Danny dan dan, herpdy derp
Stranger: oh so you're still in high school!
You: Yeah
You: That's why I was askng
You: Asking*
Stranger: are you a senior?
You: Yeah
You: Best year so far, actually.
Stranger: senior was awesome, hope you're not overstressing yourself though
You: I can really focus on my dancing now.
Stranger: to many people do that and miss out
You: But I'm still surrounded by all these pedants.
Stranger: I focused on music my senior year
Stranger: I'm a music major
You: Ah, cool.
Stranger: pedants?
You: I'm looking into psychology or literature. (2/3 or 4)

>>574875230
haha nice

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dan i thought i had it

>>574861918
underrated post

Stranger: I was o
You: ?
Stranger: orignally going to do history or literature, but then I realized to much writing lol
You: Ah, I'm pretty into writing myself.
Stranger: sorry BTW, my hand slips a lot and I press enter pre maturely
You: I know that feel.
Stranger: I'm not to good at it, plus the fact that Im self conscious of my handwriting doesn't help
You: I kind of wanted to be a nutritionist for a bit, but after hanging around Austin for a bit, I developed an avoidance towards antioxidants.
Stranger: lol why?
You: All the hipsters were so preachy about benefits of all the nutrients in kale
You: And "avoidance towards antioxidants" sounds better than "belligerence around blueberries".
You: I'd rather focus on my fandangos and trying not to be outdanced.
Stranger: fandangos??
You: Yeah!
You: Fun dances, those are.
Stranger: ahh! okay, I have to left feet so yeah lol
You: Aw, that's no fun.
You: I have some friends like that.
You: Oddly enough, one of the male Dans I know are like that.
Stranger: its fine, I rather be playing the music anyways
You: You prefer your ritardandos, right?
Stranger: seriously how many Dan's do you know?
You: About 15
Stranger: -.- that must be fun
You: Most of them are from /b/ though
You: Just like me.
You: From /b/ with love!
You: Dan the Man
You: BITCH
You have disconnected. (3/3)

By request

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey :/
You: that's not a good face
You: what's on your mind?
Stranger: Just found out one of my cousins died of pancreatic cancer
You: ouch
You: I know that feel bud
You: dancer is a bitch isn't it
Stranger: We were really close. Always went to her house on weekends
You: you a girl or boy?
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: 17 if you're wondering
You: It sucks losing a friend like that
You: Just seeing what your relationship was
Stranger: Yeah
You: danm, that really sucks
Stranger: One of our favorite things to do was to go on omegle and tell people 'hey it's dan'
Stranger: Also
Stranger: Hey it's dan
You: sup /b/ro
You: gr8 b8 m8 would r8 8/8
Stranger: Ey
You: ayyy lmao
Stranger: Post this for me, I'm too lazy
You: gotcha /b/rother
Stranger: Thanks m80
Stranger has disconnected.

>>574875218
TOP KEK

T̴̵̡̛̺̺̖̹̤̤̗̳͉̅̾ͩ̌ͫ̓͒̓̓̍̚͘o̴̡̤͉̮̝̻͓͚̻̔ͣͮ̔̆̎̓ͅ ͉̼̤̝̣ͫ͂͛ͮ̑̎͋̊͛́i̵̷͌̄͑̎̏ͭͣ̐̍͆̂͌̕҉̛̮͇̼̯͓̦͎̞ͅn̷̤̙͕̲̲̤̙̝͓̖̩̰͌̊̒͂̂͋͋͗ͬͪ̏̀v̵̿̆̈̾͌ͭͧ̃́̄̚҉̶̷̞̹̞̣̜͈̗̠̗͇̖͔͍͓͍͚̗̻̕ò̷͓̙͙ͫ̇͐̿͋͋̂̓̿̚̕͞k̴̷͑͊ͯ̽ͪͩ͡͏̦̺̜̟̻̰̩̝̜̱̖̬̺

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: howdy
You: how goes
Stranger: hai
Stranger: good
You: thats good
You: im pretty dandy myself
Stranger: im dantastic as well
You: :D all hail the mighty dan
You: we are all /b/rothers in his eyes
Stranger: true-er words dan that have never been spoken.
You: i leave you now /b/rother, go with the glory of dan
You: and share this glorious moment

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>>574859128
lol'd

guise... can we be a little less blatantly obvious?

Stranger: Pls love me

You: teach me to love you

Stranger: easy fuck me in the ass

Stranger: my names OP.

Stranger: Orion Prestin.

You: nice to meet you, Orion

You: my names Luke

You: where do you live?

Stranger: Sweet. how old are you?

Stranger: I live in Florida

Stranger: Dan.

Stranger: DAN STOP IT

Stranger: FUCKING DAN IT

Stranger: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: what's up??
You: just praying
You: you?
Stranger: Umh, Nothing really just here
You: oh thats fun
You: do you believe in the higher power?
Stranger: Wich higher power??
You: the only higher power
Stranger: In which higher power do you belive??
You: do you believe in
You: Dan?
Stranger: I was expecting this one, thanks, you made my night
Stranger: Dan bless
You: dan bless you too
Stranger: dan bless you*
You have disconnected.

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Was it something I said? :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: Hey
You: how are you??
Stranger: Good thanks, you?
You: Fine fine, how has been your day??
Stranger: Good thanks :) Yours?
You: Fantastic
You: Actually, you can say It was Danstastic

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kek

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EVERYBODY DAN-CE NOW

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You both like Tumblr.


You: Hey


Stranger: Hi


You: How are you?


Stranger: I'm good, you?


You: Im dandy


You: Man there are so many dan trolls -.- it sucks

Stranger: No

Stranger: Oh I thought u were one

You: Naw dan I just am feeling dandy

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: ....

You: so what are you doing

Stranger: I am listening to music

Stranger: You?

You: That's nice

You: im hanging with my Lord and Savior dan

Stranger: Fuck u

Stranger has disconnected.

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>>574877087
had a great conversation :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
You: you blog?
Stranger: Hi :)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you?
You: thinking about starting one
You: What do you thinkof this:
You: I interview otehr bloggers about how our lord and savior impacts their life
You: and put that on my blog
Stranger: Whatever floats your boat :)
You: How about I start with you?
You: How has our lord, dan, impacted your life?
Stranger: OMFG DAN
Stranger: WHAT IS GOING ON
You: okay, interesting
You: What's your url so I can post this?
Stranger: NO
Stranger has disconnected.

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first one of the night

THIS ONE IS GOOD FAGGITZ
we got a dan virgin, finally

Stranger: Hey.
You: hey
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Sydney. You?
You: dan
Stranger: <.< really...
You: yeah why?
Stranger: If you hate tumblr so much
Stranger: Why are you here?
You: What are you on about?
Stranger: -_-
You: i don't get it sorry?
You: i like tumblr thats why we have it in common
Stranger: DAN. THAT ONE GUY WHO IS RUDE TO EVERYONE
Stranger: 4CHAN DAN?
You: sorry?
Stranger: .-.
You: i was born with the name dan
You: 4chan is that japanese or something?
Stranger: It's this one site where people hate everyone from tumblr.
Stranger: I dunno what their deal is.
You: Really? whats to hate about tumblr?
like whats your fav part about it
You: i like it because i can share pictures with friends and there are also some funny pictures on there
Stranger: I just like it bc I can relate to things. At first I didn't like it.
Stranger: It's pretty chill though.
You: Yeah
You: where do you live?
Stranger: USA, m8.
Stranger: ^ wow
Stranger: xD
You: lol wat
Stranger: I honestly don't even know.
You: i live in DAN, USA
Stranger: LMAO. I knew itttt.
Stranger: Dan, you have no chill.
You: you knew where i lived?
Stranger: Relax, buddy.
Stranger has disconnected.

You: hi have a lesbian blog trying to get more people to follow
Stranger: lesbian like porn or
You: reddit.com/r/asslick
Stranger: like lesbian association to tlak about how fuckin cool we are
You: both i guess
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hm
Stranger: no
You: dan dan dan
Stranger: lesbian porn is so wrong like
Stranger: holy fuck
Stranger: thats nOT how girls have sex
You: oh yeah it is
You: you're not watching the right kind of porn then
You: have a dantastic day
Stranger: so youre a straight boy then
You: WTF?!?
Stranger: lesbian porn is nothing like actual lesbian sex
You: dude thats so offensive
Stranger: unless youre making it yourself
Stranger: or like
Stranger: of your friends who are lesbians
You: my friend dan makes it
You: shes a lesbian
Stranger: are you a lesbian///of sexual orientation where youre a girl who fucks girls
You: im not a girl but im a lesbian
Stranger: how
You: check your fucking privelege at the dan dan
Stranger: what
Stranger: are you nonbinary then
You: yup
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok well
You: dansgender trans-dan
You: u?
Stranger: what
Stranger: what the fuck is dansgender
You: omfg do you even tumblr?
You: obvz you need to let the light of dan into your heart
Stranger: yes ive been on tumblr for 4 years ive never heard that term
Stranger: youre a cunt.
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello :) i hope this day is going danderful for your lovely danself
Stranger: why are people even talking about dan im so confused and annoyed please explain ugh
You: what are you confused over? its just another dandy way of greeting others
Stranger: no its not its annoying and idgaf if youre having fun its so irritating and i hope your wifi gets shut off
Stranger has disconnected.

kek.

The Happdaning continues.
http://logs.omegle.com/3215c5a

>>574861918

TOP KEK

>>574875252
asdf

>>574877278
>i am an angry short person

kek

You: evenin
Stranger: mornin
Stranger: well afternoonin'
You: heh more or less same here
You: so whats up to
Stranger: listening to music, tumblring and procrastinating
Stranger: how about you
You: music, procrastinating and omegle
You: what are you procrastinating?
Stranger: cleaning my room
You: dang
Stranger: how about you
You: uni assignments
You: i got a dan lot to do
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: lmao me too, i have a crap load of school assignments and course work to do but i procrastinate heavily
You: its painful...
You: i thought that joining a new congregation would help motivate me but if anything i procrastinate more
Stranger: hhaha
You: have you heard of GOD?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: as in religious
Stranger: * religion?
You: yes...
You: as in Glory of DAN
Stranger: um
Stranger: what
You: our lord and master DAN
You: DAN is in everyone and everything
You: i am DAN
You: you are DAN
You: it makes everything DANtastic
Stranger: that's nice
You: have you accepted dan into your heart?
Stranger: idk what you mean by dan tho
Stranger: depends what/ who dan is
Stranger: if you mean dan howell then hell yeah
You: dan is dan
You: just dan
You: and he is our lord and master
You: whip out your cock/tits and offer them to dan
Stranger: okay.....
Stranger has disconnected.

cherry poppin

1/3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: Hey, It's Dan!
Stranger: Dan here!
You: fuck! No way
You: Im dan!
You: tonight is DANTASTIC!
Stranger: fuck you, you piece of shit nigger jew i am the only dan there is you fucking twat cunt-puncher
You: dan loves to twat cunt punch
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: hey :")
Stranger: How are you
Stranger: ?
You: pretty DArN good
You: shitty keyboard
Stranger: haha it's cool, i'm liking it
You: do you believe in a higher power my friend
Stranger: I do
Stranger: do you?
You: yes i believe in the man up there
Stranger: Same!
You: The big man
You: the one they call
Stranger: wait
You: Dan..
Stranger: no
Stranger: dont
Stranger: too late
Stranger: goodbye
You: ayyyy lmao
Stranger: no

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1/3
Forgot pic last time

second kill

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
You: you blog?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm thinking about starting
You: what do you think of this:
You: I interview fellow bloggers about how our lord and savior has impacted their life
You: can I start with you?
Stranger: sure
You: How has our lord and savior,dan, impacted your life?
Stranger: he's certainly made tonight a living hell
You: okay cool
You: can I get your url so I can post this?
Stranger: you guys can take my url and shove it up your ass
You: okay I'll consider it if you jsut give it to me
You: I don't know why you're getting your jimmies rustled here
Stranger: you guys need to fuck off, k?
You: dude, just calm dan
You: down
Stranger: fuck this shit
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: 23 M texas
You: 7 f alaska
Stranger: 7?
You: FUCK YOURSELF
Stranger: and you know to spell
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: noob shit

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: heyy
Stranger: What's up
You: nothing much, you/
Stranger: Just procrastinating on my sleep
You: lol
You: i have a good fix for that
Stranger: Lol what is it
You: learned it from my buddy dan
Stranger: Cool
You: all you gotta do is accept dan as your lord and saviour
You: and hell grant you whatever you please
Stranger: I accept dan as my lord and savior
You: wow thats dantastic
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger has disconnected.

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>>574878231
2/3

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You know who you are.

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Last one, gonna lurk for a bit

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hiya :D
Stranger: You watch Game of Thrones?
You: your not dan are you...
Stranger: no
You: good...
You: so many dans
Stranger: Ikr
You: and game of thrones is dantastic :D
You: fantastic*
Stranger: My fav Character is Danny
You: ayyy :D
Stranger: She is dantastic
You: dan the fuck yes
Stranger: Dirty dan
Stranger: All hail
You: Glory to Dan
You: our lord and saviour
Stranger: well it was nice talking to you /b/ro
You: you too /b/ro, you posting or me?
Stranger: you can post
You: no worries :D
You: have a dantastic day
You have disconnected.

love bumping into /b/ros

>>574878356
3/3

http://logs.omegle.com/b4d6d1a

You: Hey
Stranger: Hi
You: You dan to go dancing stranger?
You: Although it's a little difficult where I live..all these dandelions have me sneezing non stop.
You: but I'll be dan if that stops me from climbing Mt. Dan this weekend
You: how are you?
Stranger: Fine thnxs
You: I'm just dandy, full of life
You: This is Dan by the way
You: what's your name
Stranger: names tjiana
You: Is that mexican?
Stranger: no
You: is that brazilian?
Stranger: no
You: is that spanish?
Stranger: no
You: is that italian?
You: is that portuguese?
Stranger: no
You: is that dan?
Stranger: no
You: Well I'll be danned, what is it?

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>>574878481
Forgot image
3/3

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Only because the fag asked me to

>>574878331
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hellooo
Stranger: how are you ?
You: doing dandy
You: yourself?
Stranger: im doing pretty good. just bored and on tumblr
You: its crazy my friend dan has the best tumblr page
You: its full of dan ger
You: and dan ce
You: its dantastic tbh
Stranger: literally. dan in everything from everyone is not funny. like, why.
You: why what?
Stranger has disconnected.

>>574878424
That was me bb

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install dantoo

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Disconnected after told him to have a dandy day

THE DAN SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y1WTWQ3NaY