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Let's talk about ancient Rome
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Who is /b/'s favorite Roman Emperor?
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Was glorious before it got too big to handle itself.
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>>574813405
no niggers, jews crucified, sounds like paradise to me
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Can we bring back Ancient Rome and put all of the niggers in the arenas to suit our bloodlust?
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test
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>>574813665
>jews crucified
And Jerusalem?
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>>574813584
Caligula. Incest, bloody games, etc, etc ...
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Always and forever more
And together getting lonely
I thought I couldn't do this without you
Single in his bed somewhere
Ashes still it fall fall falls
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Remember when the patriarchy reigned supreme?

14 > 2014
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>>574813584
Caligula, he just didnt Give a fuck!
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Nero because fuck christians
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>>574813405
Slave culture, honor meant something, unlimited potential for the ambitious, gladiator fights, gladiator arenas, gladiators, endless conquering, everyone else are barbarians... Good stuff, good stuff.
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>>574813950
was just listening to this, weird
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>>574814226
Men had absolute control over their wives and children ;_;
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Caesars bridges over the Rhine, hadrians wall, aqueducts
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>>574813584
Justanian I if we're allowing Byzantines. If Old Rome, probably Trajan
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>>574814139
>>574813916
You'll like emperor Elagabalus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus
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>>574813584
Trajan
Optimus Princeps
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>>574813405
We're on a Forum, just like they had back in Rome
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>>574813405

the feall that you will never become a part of grate roman empire
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How can one man be so based?
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>>574814638
>>574814139
>>574813916
Also emperor Commodus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodus
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>>574814881
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>>574814928
Augustus was a faggot
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>>574815362
Explain.
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SEX EVeRYWHERE
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>>574814638
Elagabus sucks.
Maybe Nero ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero
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>>574815428
shut up faggot
we dont need to explain shit
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I wonder what they would say about the world of today if they came back through time
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>>574815362
Would be surprised if a leader from the classical peroid didn't indulge in faggotry
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>>574813584
>emperor
>being this oriental and effeminate
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>>574813584
Tiberius
Read the part of The Twelve Caesars about Tiberius and you'll get it
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Every Latin or Roman History professor I've ever spoken to has assured me that Romans and the Chinese of the Han empire never interacted, but I have a strong suspicion they had some form of diplomatic relations.
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>>574815569
They're fairly similar, down to their interest in castration.
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>>574815842
How the fuck is Augustus oriental?
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Empire was bullshit. Late republic was the place to be. Sulla, Marius, Pompey, Caesar? Duck yes.
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>>574813405

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ9y5wsrbtE
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>>574813584
Marcus Aurelius.
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>>574815949
>you will never have a bevy of little Germanic children dressed as pans and nymphs to play with in your heated baths on your private island
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>>574813710
>not actively wanting to fight in the arena for glory
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Roman choice of drug: silphium. too bad they ate it all and it's extinct. i wanted to try some of that shit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium
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The best thing to come out of the empire was the cynics and stoics.

The worst was the Christians.
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>>574815746
"Man, people sure doesn't know how to make cool shields anymore".
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Which emperor can you make the most connections to with Obama?
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>>574813405
>ancient Rome
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might as well let some balls drop
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>>574815963
Pretty sure individuals made it. There's some travelers digests in Chinese that mention Rome.
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>>574816062
Augustus was a good statesman, I'm not disputing that, but the principate was unroman, Eastern faggotry with a slight republican veneer
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>>574816825
>not taking a beautiful young man under your wing
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>tfw no one is talking about master-race early republican rome
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>>574817550
>>574816068
Meos Nubaei
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>>574815963
You may find this interesting
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/8154490/Chinese-villagers-descended-from-Roman-soldiers.html
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>>574817550
>tfw playing as a greek merc trying to get rome gud on M&B mod
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What would you do if you were emperor?
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>>574813584
Aurelius, do you even philosophy?
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>>574817436
This doesn't make sense.
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>>574817689
Nam germano, fratre
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>>574818190
Well for a start I'd make sure my erastes uses olive oil
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>>574813584
Hadrian. He secured Trajan's conquered holdings by fortifying what could be realistically held, and abandoning what couldn't. He continued the rather successful Antonine tradition of naming an adopted heir, which was rather easy because Hadrian was gay. And I know what your thinking, "but most roman emperors took male lovers", but Hadrian was really, really fond of his partner, and bared no children. In fact, he was so distraught over his lovers early passing that he had him deified and made into a god, strong fucking bond yo. Also, he was a hipster, he brought the Greek Beard to Rome in a way no Emperor had before and did it before it was cool. Well, if he had ever actually stayed in Rome, this motherfucker wasn't fond of the eternal city and liked to go wherever there was shit to be done, so he didn't get home to the imperial palace much.
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>>574818089
wut mod yo looks sik
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>>574813584
Vespasian was the only decent emperor there was the rest were interbred mongloids.
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>>574818630
Rome at War 2
It was a multiplayer mod, but they recently started making single player, tho it's in pretty early alpha at the moment
If you like the setting, it's fun though, and phalanx combat is awesome
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>>574818584
Or alternatively had his erastes thrown over the side of his Nile barge as sacrifice
Or the kid took his own life since as the junior in the relationship he was increasingly thwarted in his attempts to be his own man.
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>>574814389
How the fuck could this happend?!
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>>574817689
Percipio te, fratem
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>>574815746
party all day maybe, eating, showering and putting talc in smooth clean butt-holes, drinking cold stuff and fucking 30$ hoes
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>>574813405
>>574813916

Domitian

>Animals on Coliseum
>Dominatrix
>Hate my uncle
>Fuck my cousin
>Hate and let die my brother
>Fuck my niece
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>>574814129
Tetrarchy or GTFO

Bow to that mutha fuckin Gaius Aurelius Valerius Diocletianus
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>>574818584
There would be so many more Jews today if Hadrian didn't exist. Even more without Titus/Vespasian. Literally 10's of millions more.
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>>574816226
>wearing a helmet that literally has a handle for your oppontent to grab on to and shrek u
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>>574819287
>not wanting to be a murmillo, the coolest of the gladiators

I bet you'd be one of those fags with a net that everyone hated
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>>574819446
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>>574815754
Claudius never took a male lover, this being in a dynasty which contained Tiberius, Caligula and Nero.
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>>574818190
>become dictator
>find a wise commander of cavalry
>turn the empire back to a republic
>become consul
>leave the political life and retire to Campany after the consulate ends
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>>574819114
>Fratrem
Vos stultos barbaros esse puto...
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>>574819446
>not using superior tryhard tactics and shrekking people using what amounts to the local mp45 of MW2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2_zcg7poPQ&t=55m48s
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>>574818190
Conquer some pussy.
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>>574819992
>tfw i've mistaken accusative for vocative
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>>574819992
wtf did you just try to say
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>>574819076
Well you know relationships are complicated, it ain't easy being princeps bro.
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>>574820087
Look at that trident using faggot pleading for life on the floor
Do the crowd give a fuck
Does that baller mo fucker (that isn't a Murmillo, but the name escapes me, though he's close enough) give a fuck?
I don't think so
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>>574818384
of course it does, look who ended up owning nearly the whole of Europe, includin Roma. Germanic People, but then of course some kike had to start converting them to Jewianity
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>>574820797
Jupiter weeps ;_;
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>>574819716
Claudius etiam scitus erat. Debilis in oculis publicae, summo omna ex cunnis romanis ducebat... Heroem /b/ensis vocandus est.
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Romans really dig a bard who plays thrash metal
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>>574819716
He would have been better off fucking dudes rather than marrying those cunts.
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>>574820645
Listen here you little shit, i was in the colliseum that day and that photo is PHOTOSHOPPED.
I know this because unlike ive seen quite a few photoshops in my day, i can tell by the pixels. Obviously its been changed to spread the propaganda that Trident-net combo isent the best
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>>574820645
Isn't he a thraex or something like it ?
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Had every party an orgy? If so it sounds like an awesome place to timetravel to.
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>>574821226
You could beat the shit out of little germanic slave girls' pussies. If your own kid is being a dick you could legally tie him to a tree in the woods.
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>>574821151
Absolutely Disgusting
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>>574821659
>Absolutely Disgusting

What's it like being a male feminist?
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>>574821226
No, Orgy parties came from the balkan godess of war Kotys.

During Kotys' ceremonial parties an Orgy was usually at place, something about a greek woman taken captive, i do not remember fully, what i do know is that the followers over in Southern Italy and Sicily were known as "Baptes" meaning "washers" or something like that, because they cleaned themselves thoroughly before the orgy parties (connection with baptists?)
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>citizen of Rome reporting in

It's pretty cool that we're still using some of the acqueduct that Romans built.
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>>574821184
Murmillo or GTFO, fite me m8!
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>>574821210
Actually yeah, think that's right, there was another one based of a hoplite that was similar too

>>574821184
stay blasted trident using scum
>having fishnets
I bet you're a fag aint ya
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>>574821519
>Germanic
>implying the word Sclavus or modern "Slave" doesn't come from the african race of europe "Slavs"
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>>574821861
Enjoy your lead poisoning
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>>574821829
Whats it like lying in that cultural degeneracy. Filth like you belong with the actors.
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>>574813665

non-romans were treated like shit, so you'd either be a slave or some pleb scum.
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>>574822040
What's your point? Northern Europeans were regularly enslaved, and obviously their little girls are the hottest people in the world.
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>>574821921
Hell yes, Murmillo mustard rice!
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>>574820797
All it took was hundreds of years and a "little" help from the Hun horde.
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>>574822095
>Whats it like lying in that cultural degeneracy

You'd really hate ancient Greece. Another god tier society that had it right when it came to the family structure.
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>>574822118
Happy to be a pleb
>get up
>hit up my patron for some cash money
>collect my dole, mmm dat grain
>chill at the bath house
>go home fuck my qt3.14 slave
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>>574821519
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>>574822489
>tfw post 400BC Greece (not counting Alexander, he was Macadonian scum) is shit
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>>574822573
>qt3.14

you are cancer
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>>574822069
That was an issue for ancient romans. Even if Italy has become an almost nigger country, the water now is filtered, of course.
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>>574822674
Well met friend.
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>>574822674
>not considering Macedonia a part of Ancient Greece

Lrn2history, faggot.
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>>574822118
>implying influent people of the provinces weren't granted to become citizens
>implying people from the old provinces (Itlay, Gaul, Spain, Greece,...) didn't live freely
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>>574822095
why the fuck are you on 4chan fuck off back to tumblr and drink some Windex.
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>>574815362
You mean a fig tree.
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>>574822871
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>>574822858
Eh, I wouldn't they were seen as barbarians, not greek
And their gay fucking pikes ruined poor old hoplite warfare ;_;
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>>574821921
>>574821961
Retiarius 4 lyf faggots. how does it feel being a scrub who is pussy enough to have the oppurtunity to use a shield, and how does it feel being stupid enough to wear the ridiculusly shite helmets
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>>574818413
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>>574822843
>Even if Italy has become an almost nigger country
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>>574821921
Pullo and Vorenus are pretty cool dudes.
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>>574822461
Actually, the Cimbri tribe had a shot very very early on. Whilst marching through Roman territory which again the Romans allowed them to, the romans decided to ambush them, this however did not go as planned. The cimbrian soldiers slaughtered the legionaries, at the time, if Cimbri marched south, rome would be unprotected and easily besieged. The Cimbrian tribe decided to continue their march into Gaul instead
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>>574823359
See
>>574822847
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>>574823080
Nigger wot
Murmillo helm is one of the most baller helms in history, stay blasted trident fag, just cause no one likes you, see that REAL photo taken by... Nero himself... >>574820645

>tfw you will never be a murmillo in the arena
>you will never fight against other slaves for the amusement of rome
>you will never be one of the best in the arena
>you'll never have a trident shoved through the back of your leg by a cowardly fag
>you'll never have a stupid net thrown over your baller helmet by said fag
>you'll never get back up when all looks lost, and cut that cunts head off before succumbing to your wounds, the last thing you hear being the cheering of romes citizens
Why even live?
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>>574823013
> Macedon - Barbarians
>Implying Alexander the great was a barbarian

You do know that Barbarian was a common name Romans used on anyone who was not roman or greek.

>inb4 buh buh egghupt
Egypt was annexed by Greece a long time ago and their generals and leaders at the time were greek
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>>574823972
Yeah, never said it wasn't
Still doesn't mean the greeks didn't hated the macadonians and view them as barbarians
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>>574813584
Nero
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>>574823884
>you'll never have a trident shoved through the back of your leg by a cowardly fag
Indeed, no you'll never, because retiariuses always had to face the oponent or run away and wait for their pursuer's lack of attention to fight back
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>>574823972
Thats because at that time, anyone who wasn't roman or greek was a filthy fucking savage.
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>supporting multiculturalism and diversity
>any year
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>>574813405
taking AP World?
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>>574823884
Also
>impliying gladiators often died for any other reason than accident
A gladiatior was a professional high-level athlete which did cost a lot of money to feed and train, and there would be no reason to let him die.
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>>574813405
Their architecture was shit
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>>574823884
>Not understanding the Retiarii are the most based ballers in every battle they show up in.

No stupid hat that serves no purpose, no faggy shield. ONE piece of armour. Is the main guy the other must try to topple. superior tactics involved with his equipment, dagger, net, trident.
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>>574813584
Marcus Aurelius his meditations made me a better person. A true leader and philosopher.
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>>574824721
no
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>>574818584
Awesome faggot. The Omar of emperors.
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>>574824990
He had fishnets, he was obviously a raging faggot
Murmillo's on the other hand, gawd damn, those helmets were fiiiiiine, i bet murmillo's got all the slave bitches
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>>574824480
>implying you're roman
>probably American
>Hated by Romans
>Taken slave by romans
>Familiy brutally murdered by slavers
>Become roman
>Be subhuman roman
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>>574813584
Augustus
>Anyone who says little-boot is their favorite is an edgy faggot
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>>574824732
Not always, some people would pay to watch gladiators fight to the death, it was probably rarer than not, but it happened a lot
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>>574825389
I'm Italian. My big nose and dark eyes can prove it.
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>>574825229
Murmillos needed special equipment like armguards for net catching to even stand a chance.

>the bitch who needs a crutch and lots of armour to win gets all the bitches

tryharderm8
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>>574825389
I am Anglo-Saxon, but I am not such a faggot that I can't admit that the germanic people amounted to vandalism and savagery until the 16th century.
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>>574825105
>>574825105
>>574825105
>>574825105
>>574825105
SAUCE!
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Spartacus was the greatest roman of all time
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>>574825771
>the homosexual get's bitches
hahahahhhahaha, good joke
We all know Murmillo's best m9, no point denying it
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>>574825952
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>>574825972
> 2k14
>not realizing Retiarii are superior

I dont even know what to say, so im gonan call you a homo, homo
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>>574825952
Thracian Scum
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>>574826362
You're the faggot that wants to use fishnets
cross dressing homo
MURMILLO STRONK
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>>574825926
Lucie Wilde

>>574825859
They can do whatever they want, they're beautiful and deserve all of their Earth without shitskins.
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