Things people say that piss you off: >I could care less

>>574802218
Agree

It's
>I couldn't care less.

>>574802218
>''whatever...''

>irregardless

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>>574802218
i hate the word Harken

Like when people say it harkens back.

fuck off

>Go deeper

Bitch, you know full well I gone and run out of dick. So fucking rude

Fucking "YOLO" and "chillax"

>could of

>>574802631
/thread

>>574802218
inb4 a retard defends this saying it's correct.

It's never correct in the context it's always used.

For me it's:
MISS-CHEEVY-US

>>574802536
Harken
-to give heed or attention to what is said; listen.

You misused your own pet-peeve word. Wtf man...

>>574802218
>we are not so different, you and I

>bro

>needless to say

Then they go and tell you what they were gonna say anyways.

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>>574802631
Go back to Reddit kid

>>574802218
Bae.

>I believe in freedom, but...

>Hi, want to be friends?

PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH

>Is that all you've got?

>>574802218
>for all intensive purposes
>c'mere a minute
there's tons more I just can't think of them atm

>>574803340
Is that all you've got?

>>574802218
i couldn't care less about what pisses you off.
just think about it like this: their mistake just reveals their intellectual inferiority.

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>>574803291
You must not have many friends.

Want to be friends? Here's an ebin meme. I call it "My Face When Guy".

:D

>>574802832
this. a thousand times this.
>would of
>should of
>could of

i cringe every time

>>574803291
Also
>we're friends now!

Uhh... okay, i guess so. I've only known you for 5 minutes so you may be a murderer or something but okay....

>>574803462
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>574802218
i am the opposite. i get pissed when people talk my ear off about shit i don't care about

>>574803691
niceme.me

>>574802218

>"I don't/can't understand how someone could..."

I hate when people confuse "don't understand" with "don't agree with".

>>574802979
I have only ever heard people say it when they are referring back to something. I never looked it up.

dont kill me

진짜?!

>>574803065
Get the fuck off /b/

>>574803592
I correct people I text on this shit daily and they keep doing it. People don't even care that they're wrong/stupid. The ignorance is really what pisses me off more than the mistake.

Fucking "bae"

>>574802832
I never knew words could be that frustrating

>>574802218
>I've always been there for you

This is a phrase invented by women to make it seem like they've done you a favor despite not having done anything whatsoever

When you are going to the shop and you ask I anybody wants anything.
>*surprise me*
I will fucking surprise you alright I will come back with nothing.

>>574803867
I agree, if its "I don't understand how someone could do that" in the correct tense, then its fine.

i.e, someone shoves fish up they're ass,

>I don't understand how you could shove fish up your ass, wouldn't it hurt?

>You know my name, not my story
Shit's is worse than YOLO

>>574802218
>"As a taxpayer..."

>>574804243
>as a voter...

"or nah"
It sounds so fucking retarded, and when you type it just typing "or no" would be faster and less retarded. It drives me up the fucking wall when someone says this.

>But he has -insert disability-

somehow, people having disabilities is a justification

>>574804089
Well, now you know

There's a lady at my job who routinely says both 'supposably' and 'intensive purposes.' She may also say 'could of' or 'should of'. She sits across from a lady that pronounces both Gevalia and Folgers with a hard G.

>At the end of the day
Stop saying this shit, your sentence would have meant the exact same thing without it.

>>574803691
STOP TRIGGERING ME

>>574802979
Hearken

sp. annoys me more than dialect things

>>574804228
>inb4 'shit is is'

When malaysians say "la" at the end of every single fucking sentance. Its the equivalent of us normals saying "full stop" its just totally unnecesarry

>>574802218
>let me axe you something.
>you don't know what it's like.
>I'm so sorry that...