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Found a phone today. Full of texts about drugs and threats towards the previous owner. What do.
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>>574382798
Become a drug dealer , live the dream
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I've already sent texts to the person making threats. Tell them to stop being a bitch ass nigga and do something. Resulted in them calling 14 times in a row.
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Have you picked up the phone ?
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Nope. I was at work when they called. No voicemails or texts. But I have received calls from a few numbers. I tried resetting the settings to get into the Verizon account but I don't know the owners pin.
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>>574383306

You have a link to a violent drug dealer, and they don't know who you are???

And the phone owner is off the hook, because you've made the situation clear??

Fuck.

Methinks the Officers of the Law should be granted this gift.
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I kinda wanna dump all the contact info Anonymously. Couldn't help looking into the lives of these people first though haha.
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>>574383608
Basically this
>>574383767
it doesn't have any passwords saved ? damn i wanted to see golden wc on a drug dealers fb page
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The phone appears to be owned by a female. It's a shitty flip phone with a prepaid verizon service. I've located the personal facebook accounts of some of the contacts in the phone. Just came across another text saying "I'm on my way to your house to break in and get my shit back, then I'm burning it down"
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Play the detective , wait till some news will spread about burned house , acquire name of the female , quit job , stalk her , and then when she will think that everything is good , pop outta nowhere , threaten and blackmail her, then use your helicopter hat to fly home.
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There's a contact saved under stalker.. Should I call it and ask who they're stalking?
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>>574382798
Text back call them a pussy faggot who wouldn't dare try any shit etc
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>>574384381
You should call it, but only say "penis penis penis penis penis penis" over and over, please.
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>>574384381
yep and tell em that Jimmy is dead and he is next
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>>574384428

I've already tried to antagonize the guy making threats. Told him to say it with his chest 'cause he's a "Bitch Ass Nigga" And told him to come do something.
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>>574384539
I don't think we're dealing with white people. We need a more ethnic name to be fake dead. Like Dashaunquarius
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>>574384696
Try Miguel Shacquilinayam , expand possibilities
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The original owner has just texted me! They want to know who I am and if they can have their phone back. Secretly worried they might be Jason Statham
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>>574384894
Or Liam Nieson
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Welp was fun knowing you OP , damn i have an idea.
Call stalker , call him out like face to face , and then call original owner and tell him the same spot , they clash , you eat popsickles , everyone wins
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>>574385208
OHH. I like that. I'll call violent threat guy and tell him I have the money. Tell the stalker I had a change of heart. And tell the original owner she can pick up her phone. All at the same spot. What flavor popsickle best represents my impending boner?
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>>574385426
My money is on pineapple and sour apple flavour.
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Recent Update: This bitch wants to know if she can buy the flip phone back.
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reply yes ,only if the violent dude agrees to meet
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>>574385208
>>574385426
please OP
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>>574385819
op gonna get shot
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>>574386247
if OP won't fuck up , bitch gonna get shot , violent dude gonna get stabbed and OP gonna ger popsickles
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Dont forget to invite the po po !
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OP do it
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Currently offering to give her the phone back in exchange for nudes. Will dump pics and the bitches number shes using to contact me if all goes swimmingly. :D
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Well at least it's something , and OP still alive
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>>574382798
If you can use it to make money, then do it.

Also talk shit to those making threats. Threaten to murder and rape their daughters or something nice
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Received a text from a "Nikki" Wants to know if getting nails done. Thinking of setting her up with "Stalker"
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dump info let 4chan have their way with them. do it faggot
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OP CALL THEM UNDER THE NAME DETECTIVE JIM RUSTLE
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Get nudes from "Owner"
Set up "Nikki" and "Stalker"
Also are there any contacts like Babe or smth ? Cause if there is you can write something along these lines " I know you fuck her "
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Oh this is a good thread.

Hurry up with them nudes boi.
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someone gonna is kill
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>>574382798
OP also do this. Use the phone to download maximum child prons and beheading videos. Send those CPs and beheadings to owner's contacts. Also tell everyone that you converted to Islam which explains the CP and beheadings
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>>574388313
There's a "Monster" And Several contacts with just one letter. No "Babe" or anything though. Checked the sent messages. It appears several people used this phone. No longer certain who or what "Owner" is. I'm curious how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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>>574388468
what flip phone you ever head of that has nudes faggot
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>>574388546
Damn it's getting more intense , who could be that "Monster" , like is there any hints in the messages?
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>>574388640
He coulda said "send it to this email address... [email protected]". Its what I would have done.
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bamping for potential

op plz post pics
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>>574388640
The phone has picture messaging. I'll dump a photo off it now.
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>>574389543
Keep the thread alive OP , I'm going home from work an I want to know what happens later.
Godspeed.
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>>574389543
do you think this is "Owner" OP?
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>>574382798
>implying you pay seperate bills for light, water and power
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>>574389543
how bad can the situation be if someone like this is involved...
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>>574389795
Pretty positive this is "Owner" She apparently has 3 different facebook she uses. All under different names. And refers to herself by these different names in the sent messages on the phone. Previous idea that the phone was used by multiple people has been proven false. Not sure what this girl is up to.. but I am intrigued.
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>>574390107
What are the fb account names, which one has most photos?
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Hooker
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>>574390107
cheating slut? new plan: try to find her 3 potential partners and have them meet in the same place as stalker and monster then proceed to enjoy popsicle to ensuing chaos
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>>574390402
Could be, more believable
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>>574383306
like your style Op
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>>574390297

These are the three I came across. All active around similar times. Different but similar names... Same pictures. I don't know man,

https://www.facebook.c()m/profile.php?id=100005589226421

https://www.facebook.c()m/maddie.mckinney.10

https://www.facebook.c()m/madison.mckinney3
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>>574390297
don't tell this fucker.anything
I want the 'have everyone meet' plan go smoothly
for that gr8 justice
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>>574390753
what are the chances one of these three is her real identity?
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That girl is cute!
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>>574390969
Simmer down you cheeky cunt, I want this to plan out just as much as you
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>>574387495
damn you are one devious motherfucker you OP
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>>574390971
No clue. "Owner" Claims to be someone named Carla. "Nikki" is a family member of this "Maddie" (found out through Facebook) "Owner" Has stopped replying. Fearing the trail coming to an end. Causing any shit storm I can with current contact list.
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>>574390753
OP if this thread dies and you have to make a new one or something, please title thread as "Owner" for those that have to leave for now and return later
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>>574391202
I didn't doubt that but white knights and autists are here too m8
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>>574391457
I'm not worried about white knights. What are they gonna do? Come to 4chan and explain everything for us? This is a no lose situation.
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>>574391556
message the bitch and tell her not to meet maybe
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I hate to break it you you guys but it isn't what it's all up to be.

After some Facebooking iv found:
- she's young, around 16 am guessing
- has a faggot looking bf, who op probably texted
- NOT a drug dealer or a hooker

Look for your selfs this isn't gona go down how we want it too. We need a new plan!
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>>574382798
I was monitoring the whole thread but have to leave now, please keep this thread alive. btw i like you OP looks like finally OP isn't faggot
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>>574391252
Do you know what the cell number is?
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>>574391838
Even if "Maddie" Isn't a hooker or a drug dealer. Someone is, there are texts about decent sized portions of Subs, pot and other drugs. Aswell as the threats made by an unsaved contact number. Threatening to burn down someone's house and get their "shit back". "Maddie" may be innocent in all this but "Owner" certainly is not.
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>>574392463
Which cell number?
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>>574392469
Owner could be parent/bf?
Text that person that claimed to be the parent asking for blackmail money and you know about the deals that are going on. Or even better pose as a cop
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>>574392567
Of the phone you have
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>>574392716
"Owner" has already offered to buy the phone back. Curious as to why, it's a verizon phone, she could get the contacts back without the phone.. but she seems to really want it back. Even though it's a cheap flip phone with nothing seemingly of value on it. The only pictures on it are of "Maddie" and all texts from more than a week ago have been wiped.
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>no pics of phone
>no numbers provided
>summer...
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>>574392914
716()638()1813
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>>574392960
Any hidden files/folders? Any memos with info on them? Take the back off and the batterie out see. If any paper hidden in the back
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>>574392960
was the burn house down person the one who called back 14 times?
I think all the value of the phone to owner stems from this unsaved number
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>>574393106
This fb page posted the numbers as theirs scroll down you'll see the start of it and then they say to in box them for the rest

https://www.facebook.c()m/madison.mckinney3
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>>574393306
Owed debts maybe?
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>>574393106
Buffalofag?
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>>574391202
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More proof for the skeptics.
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>>574393343
she looks like a future hooker. fo sho
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Also, this.
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>>574393568
Giv ur bst b8 m8
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>>574392960
Maybe the burn down the house threat is being bought back off you? You only have the persons word that it's the owner?

You've not given us any evidence or substance. Not calling you out, but one fag can easily make a mistake and be misled but many fags usually not. You could be being played by new contacts who want the owner, we don't know what they said or sent or if you know who they are. You could be a gulla bull.
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Become a white knight and kill everyone who threatened the old phone owner.
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>>574393848
>>574393953
That's the kinda stuff peeps need to see to figure it out.
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>>574393691
Agreed, 15$ for a blowie 25$ rubber fuck 35$ no rubber? What you rate?

>>574393848
Ah I see any hidden files?
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I think you should devote your efforts to fucking with this guy
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>>574394090
I see her doing this for pills and coke
just let her graduate/drop out and itll happen
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There's also a sent message from "Owner"! Threatening to take this phone to the police.
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>>574394180
lol true
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VERY VERY important recent development guys. The "Threat" has replied to my "DO SOMETHIN NIGGA" text. And asked where I'm at. I have arranged for him to meet "OP" at a store parking lot. "Owner" is coming to the same parking lot to "buy her phone back for 30 bucks" :D
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>>574394783
PLEASE GO AND TAKE A VIDEO
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>>574394783
i want to believe you, you got to go there and film they fighting
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>>574394239
Wait, the owner messaging you now or the owner sending a text to some one off that phone?

>>574394180
Could this turn in to a ring thred?

>>574394234
Let's hope so, I find there always the best type of hookers. Very low self of steam and addicted to drugs/booze a lot. Will probs have a kid too that gets taken away which only enrages the drug misuse and alcohol abuse
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>>574382798
sell it
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>>574394783
MFW, film that shit for the love of god!!
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>>574394783
What time are they meeting?
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I'm just trying to convince "Threat" to actually show up. And by "Owner" I mean the original owner. I'm setting up the person who was being threatened and wanted to go to the police with the evidence to meet up with the person threatening who's been trying to find them for weeks. Telling "Owner" that if she meets "OP" she can buy her phone back for 30 bucks. But, "OP" has arranged "Threat" to also be there.
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>>574395204
i don't know who's threathening who anymore, you need to draw a diagram or something
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>>574395204
Ah kk, call cops in as well just for the lol's? Call them saying you think a big drug deal is going down
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>>574394180
Ment cringe ffs
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Hey OP, take a picture of the phone with a text relative to the thread opened. Time stamp shouldn't be necessary with phone clock..
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A helpful Diagram.
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This thread cant die
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>>574395959
I've posted picture of the phone and of the threat text.
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Bump
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Bump
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Bump for updates
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>>574396351
Oh shit, sorry. Somehow I missed that. The thread seems to be dying though.
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>>574396818
This is true. It's been a great run and I loved being involved in trying to unravel the mystery of "Owner". But I feel I won't get the thrilling conclusion I had hoped for :\
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>>574396991
Op you fucking cock tease
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>>574396991
Don't stop believin!
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Buuuuump
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>>574396991
Very disappointing. Maybe you can work on it and make another thread when you get something going.
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>>574396991
>>574394180

seriously his number is probably in there. message him. tell him youre horny. just get himi to admit some disgusting things about his opinions on the owner and then send those opinions to her.
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BUMP BUMP BUMP!
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Bump
OP don't disappoint
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If anyone cares to carry on the quest. I will dump what contact information is relevant to the post.

"Monster" 919()225()8187
"Nikki" 716()930()9427
"Threat" 716()563()1266
"Maddie" 716()364()8269
"Stalker" 716()418()6987
"OWNER" 716()331()8856
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>>574397494
If I happen to figure out anything else. I will continue a new thread titles "Owner".
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>>574388014
Please do this
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>>574397616
are they still texting back?
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YOU HAVE TO KEEP GOING
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"Maddie" is threatening to call the police if the phone is not returned. Ideas?
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>>574398183
If there are lots of drug related texts, I doubt she would really call the police. But she's probably a dumb bitch, so who knows...
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>>574389543
Mmm, dat potential unibrow. Giggity.
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>>574397494
delete this now white nights will ruin this
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I thought she was arranging to meet with Threat in the parking lot? At any rate, throw the phone away once everything's arranged. Throw it in a body of water so it can't be traced anymore.
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Bump for great justice
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>>574398697
Im going to try to set up a meeting nearby. Including the girl "Maddie" who has the facebooks I posted. Going to toss the phone in nearby river. I will update what I can and try to snap some pics for you guys. Thanks for making my morning activity fun<3 I've missed /b/ OP out for a few.
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>>574398183
tell her u will give the phone back if she sends you nudes and then if she does share them
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>>574398886
He tried that already. Someone mentioned chick was 16, so if it went down he'd basically be posting CP
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If i were her id bite the bullet and call the cops, they can track phones without the gps....maybe quit while your ahead OP....idgaf
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>>574399154
someone said she looked like she was 16 based off one facebook picture. she looks to me like a trashy whore i would say 18+ for sure.
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>>574398872
Meeting has to be in view od a publix web cam! We must watch this shit live kek
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Bumpy bumpy
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Final Update: We arranged for a specific party to get the phone at a public location, if we arent there they are instructed to ask the front desk for the phone by name. As I stated it would be left. OP then called the store. And gave her description as someone who recently tried to rob another store by claiming she had something left for her at the front desk. Sorry for the vagueness. I need to prevent white knighting until this goes down. ETA: 10 minutes.
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>>574384009
>phone belongs to a prostitute
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Keep the thread alive guys
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>>574401375
FUCKING BUMP. I should have gone to bed hours ago. Don't fail me now /b/!
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>>574402282
x10000000000
>>574401375
Yeeee
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bump bump bump
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dis gon be good
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Bumping for OC
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>>574396256
Kek
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i like the way you think good sir
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Bump laddeh
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Even if we won't get to know what actually happened in the store, this was a good thread, OP wasn't a faggot today.
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If OP delivers I will eat my dog's dick.
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>>574382798
>light bill
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>>574403543
Pics of you and dog + timestamp or gtfo
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>>574403543
why?
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>>574403682

Why not? It would be a great way to congratulate OP
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>>574403543
stfu japanese dog
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meeting should be happening nao?
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>>574403779
Fair enough
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>>574401375
record it you fuck
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OP must not have smart phone to post while out and about.
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>>574393848
>>574393681
>>574394783
>>574395204

finally came back , and I'm proud of OP not being a fag , btw have you bought popsickles yet?
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must know what happens!
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I will carry this thread on my back until OP arrives!
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>>574404354
two of us , I started it , I must see the end
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>>574404517
bumping
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Oh, OP, where art though?
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>mfw I have to pay the last bimester light bill for real.

all of the fucks.
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OP will come back
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bumpin for interest

pic unrelated, my fractured arm
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bump
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>>574405176
I don't see a fracture. You are a giant vagina
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turns out OP got fucking shot
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>>574405386
helping
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Inb4momsspaghetti
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rip op
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>>574405568
come on OP you nigger
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>bump
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OP has dieded
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>>574405521
That's a growth plate you giant pussy
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moar bump
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op y u do dis
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toastin in epic bread
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epic bump thread
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>>574405176
Colles fracture. I had the same earlier in the year. Wrist fucked forever. Ge gebbea tge
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2 bumps
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>>574405776
not really, tis a colles fracture, google it
and i might be a pussy, true :D
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>>574406024
i hope my wrist wont be fucked, considering im a musician, but oh well
shit happens
hows your wrist fucked, in what way?
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i give the op like 6 more min, then I'm going to bed. not sure if OP coming back
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Bumpin
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>>574406254
how dare you abandon us
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>>574406254
Maybe he doesn't have Internet connection at the moment .

Or he died
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>>574406430
i know ]:
I'm sorry, but I'm starting to have a feeling this may take longer than I can stay awake. I have to wake up and tutor calculus and numerical analysis in 3 hours -_-
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>>574406251
When the bone healed it is now shorter, in turn pushing my ulnar bone outward. I have full strength back but clicks all the time now and I have a bump where my ulnar juts out.
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>>574406578
Nice breed, but where is the fucking tail???
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Rhodesian Ridgeback, I think
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>>574406603
The clicking is probably due to sucky rehabilitation, did you get electric shit or just passive exercises?
I need to have my cast on for 2 more weeks, and my hand is in some retarded position in it, fucking hell, my mobility will be 0 when i remove it
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OP if it's an android phone, get wondershare for Droid and run it. If it's the older type that functions like a flash drive, run Recuva. Might find some more info that's been wiped.
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>>574406553
Godspeed then
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>>574406805
It is, I have one, though mine has a tail
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>>574406880
learn how to read you fucking moron
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Alright /b/ro's I'm off to bed. I hope that OP delivers the answers you seek.

If he does, I hope someone can copypasta this thread later
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>>574407680
COME ON OP YOU FUCK
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OP you fucking kike
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OKAY FUCK THIS FUCKSHIT OP GONE ABANDON SHIP
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Archive the thread /b/ros
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Keeping my fingers crossed
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>>574396256

My fucking sides
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OP is now laughting at us for keeping it alive for so long
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Op was kill by an owner :(
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OP here just quick update

"Maddie" and "Threat" just encountered one another in the car park. They recognized each other almost instantly

"Owner" is on her way as well as "Ingird Shuffle". I've text "Subtle Queef" to join as "Tasty Scrote" owes her money.

"Tits McGee" just text me asking how I got "Owner"s phone. A quick scroll through the contacts and I blamed it on "The Game"
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so OP is dealing with 14 year old "drug dealers"?
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>>574409485
you dont get IDs do you?
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YLYL thread till op comes back?
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>>574409828
>mfw you fell for that
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>>574410037
fuck off heaven
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>>574409875
cant remember what this is
thumbnail looked interesting
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>>574410174
>giraffes
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>>574410275
>thread is dead
>cry
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>>574407330
Right because OP told us exactly what model phone it was, not just 'verizon flip phone' you ignorant fucktard
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Waiting for OP ;_;
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>>574410436
>>574410476
>thread is not dead
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bu
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>>574410556
no idea what this is
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>>574410730
nor this one
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>>574410436
Right, because it >>574393681 looks like Android, yeah? You ignorant fucktard.
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OP here with another update

"Gooch Sniffer" rang me to tell me "Ballsack Jiggler" wanted his collection of Jeremy Beadle posters back.

"Crusty Wankstainski" text bombed me with requests to join him on Xbox Live, followed by "Looming Prolapse" asking whether I'm about for a game of pool
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>>574410986
Fegit
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>>574406270
What that hurt my brain
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>>574401375
Come back sweet prince
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>>574410986
>looming prolapse
>kek'd
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OP here with another update

"Fanny Kicker" sent me an image of his new puppy. I replied with "Cool man"

"Bellend Flicker" wondered if anyone was down for a game of cum biscuit at his nans house in a mass text, I replied that'd I'd be over soon.
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Still lurking
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Will someone please order me a sub sammich while I wait?
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>>574410986
>>574411695
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>>574410974
Didn't see that one. Still, feel free to shove a hot curling iron up your ass.
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fuck OP
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>>574411853
I'd like my sub on epic bread please.. PLEASE!
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>>574412330
OP here with a brief update

"" and "" just text "" with "". Pretty serious, might try make a situation out of it.

"" rang to say thanks for the "". """

""""""""
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

""""Excellent Toast"""""""""""
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>>574411695
Real OP here

Just received a text from "Roman" asking me if I want to go bowling
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>>574413183
Tell him you have to do some killing first. Some other time maybe.
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>>574382798
>throw phone in garbage
>never look at it again
You are being traced and located.
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>>574413775
Probably a good idea
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Fucking Christ, this thread is still waiting for OP?

Top kek
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hurry your tits faggot
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>>574414670
Why? It's been only 5 hours.
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OP is deaded
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>>574382798
Bump?
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Thread will die
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>>574416620
not on my watch you fucking faggot
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