can we get a best of /b/ thread going? bored as shit
gooz
Bump
>>574222978
sounds good ill contribute a little but nothing new
>>574224395
bump.
>>574224510
>>574224510
not a feels thread but this is pure gold so always relevant
>>574224756
>>574224594
no tomato for the potato lol
>>574224821
>>574224821
if that's a true story, then that mom's a selfish bitch
>>574224821
I haven't cried in years but damn if that didn't get me a little misty
>>574222978
I'd prefer a breast of /b/ thread but whatever
>>574225491
nigger what? You wanna see all them gross neckbeard manflaps? That's disgusting.
Need moaaaaaar! Come on, this threads are pure gold!
>>574222978
>>574225106
Omg le oldfag xDD
>>574225262
>instagrampics
>mobi
>something that hasnt got anything to do with instagram
could bots be any more obvious?
>>574225792
If you don't like I'll stop dumping.
>>574225624
kek
>>574225228
I've seen this a million times but I don't get it. What did this guy do?
>>574225759
Meh, not that impressive, all the same guy, probably done during a site freeze
>>574226318
A 97 page document about a tripfag on /sp/, i've havent gone to /sp/ in years so i'm not sure
kinda poor quality but if you don't have shit eyes then you can read it
>>574225515
This one is great... anyone know how this ends?
>>574224821
Never marry
Still the best one ever in my opinion.
>>574225746
laughed so loud I scared my cat
It's long, but worth it
>>574226427
Well nothing good enough for you, is it?
50 million names anyone?
>>574225759
I got to 27
>>574226427
given the timestamps, he probably just had a ton of open windows and spammed the thread. dunno about that #30 though...
>>574227342
Nope, not really, thanks for pointing that out
>>574225982
Having played D&D quite a few times...dis nigga
>>574226318
He killed Moot.
>>574226159
wow, spaghetti everywhere
>>574226318
He had a made up relationship with some trip from /sp/. He archived all of his posts, created imaginary sitcoms featuring himself and said trip and a whole lot of other weird and fucked up shit that you have to see to understand
>>574227718
ikr
I also had a story about some guy who played a bear, with maxed out bluff, he had a butler to translage, everybody thought he was human.
Called Sir Bearington.
It's a good story as well, but I can't seem to find it on my pc anymore. But if you find it, it's read worthy.
>>574227868
Dear God...
>>574226929
i'm pretty shure it's fake.
>>574227280
Now starting second row.
Damn long read.
This better be worth it.
>>574229074
wat?
>>574227920
I've seen this, and I know I have it saved somewhere on my comp. I also can't seem to find it at the time.
>>574229362
posted in the wrong thread. Was meant for wallpaper thread. I had the wrong tab open. My bad.
>>574229074
Id fuck vi, jinx's voice is slightly irritating to me
>>574229074
well whatever. clean your desktop up. extremely cluttered.
>LoLfag
Might as well contribute after my fuck up!
Posting some of mine
>>574229713
I'd tap Jinx, she's like the Harley Quinn of League.
>>574229496
The worst part is, my DM wouldn't let me play such a character.
He always gets our group into trouble cuz o' my shannanigans.
>>574230073
>>574230151
>>574230209
>>574230250
This one is long, but fucking well worth it
>>574227280
Justice has been served christfags.
>>574230363
>>574230106
Yeah some DM's suck the fun out of games but on the other hand I can see the reasoning behind not allowing a character like that. Some groups prefer serious quests with a serious DMer; others not so much.
I know if I'd been in the group with Los Tibruon I'd be wtfing and annoyed that he wasn't taking it seriously the whole time. It's funny and great to read a campaign that had something like that, but lol...actually being involved...I've had countless members in a campaign just pull some stupid shit and get us into some serious shenanigans as well.
>>574224989
oh my god pahahahahaha
>>574230489
>>574227654
Nice story
>>574230559
>>574229874
This one is my favorite
>>574230665
anyone have the "/b/ don't kiddnap a schoolbus..."
and at the end "it's wrong"?
>>574230721
>>574230923
This one gets me everytime
>>574227280
I read that entire thing. Fuck you.
>>574226480
Any news on how the court went?
>>574230993
>>574227280
worth a read, it was interesting.
>>574229954
/b/ wins again
>>574230504
True.
Imo the campaign I'm playing now, with said DM, is great fun. It's seriousness combined with fun now and then. Lots of references to stuff we all enjoy, while still keeping a serious storyline.
Also, whenever I pull shenannigans and get into trouble, it's mostly my fault.
For example, walking in desert, there's finally some water, but also some bandits. out of my RP perspective, I say, fuck the sneaky stuff cuz of bandits, and I go drink water. We all get noticed and nasty fight ensues cuz of my thirst.
>>574231140
>>574227654
Best story ever. Man i would have killed that bicth
>>574231321
>>574222978
>>574231416
>>574231478
>>574231682
>>574231732
Anyone still lurking? Got quite a few more left
>>574231898
Lurking
>>574231206
LOL yep. Had a rogue in my last group who literally had no mind for teamwork.
>rogue gonna rogue whatever
Constantly got us into fights that almost got us a killed, would open up chests without checking for traps (like wut). Once just straight up walked into a boobytrapped tower and the fight everyone had last two sessions, it was that tedious. Whenever we'd say something he'd straight up be like "I don't care dude, I'm just here to play"
>playing involves teamwork idiot
Needless to say, that campaign didn't last long. Even the DM was irritated with that shit.
>>574232091
will continue dumping then
>>574229954
fucking crying with laughter, how have I never seen this shit?!
>>574232191
>>574222978
>>574232296
>>574232354
>>574231478
heh heh heh I was in that thread and made my own version of this. Yours is better.
>>574232471
>>574232507
As was I, it was hilarious
>>574232680
>>574231898
AGGHH MR BONES. I have the whole thing in one.
>>574227654
>>574227654
10/10 would read again
>>574232782
>>574232781
>>574232782
Post it please? I hate having it saved in 3
>>574232840
>>574231478
Here's a response someone made to that. Someone tried to add it to the post about having 60,000 plays but it was shit.
>>574232890
>>574232890
>>574232176
Oh those kinda people are annoying.
No, we first thouroughly talk everything through before taking actions.
Unless we talk to long, than the DM puts down an hourglass, and we end up wrecking some shit.
>>574232950
Lmfao, insane
>>574224989
ahahahahahahahahaaa
best ever
>>574232995
thanks
>>574233062
Yeah we would try to talk about it as a group and sometimes the dude would oblige (HA) us, but other times he'd just be like "I just wanna kill something, lets go"
AUGH. Experiences like this are why I pretty much quit D&D
>>574231438
This was the other day
>>574233224
Sorry, this one'll hit you like a ton of bricks.
I cry every time, I'm bawling right now
>>574233446
>>574222978
Thank you Anon. These are my favourite threads.
>>574233224
Welcome, Mr Bones was the best shit I ever saw.
>>574233498
>>574233571
So funny
last one now, peace out friends
>>574227280
10/10 worth reading
>>574233498
*cringe*
>>574233670
NOPE
My toes literally curled at how nope worthy this was. Literally a thing of nightmares WTF
>>574234251
>>574227654
10/10
>>574234393
>>574234456
>>574229954
oh this is gold
>>574234548
>>574231416
>Hi
>Hello? Who is this?
>It's death :(
>>574230250
lel gets me every time
>>574234725
Classic and Obligatory
>>574235036
>>574235162
>>574235321
>>574235162
Kek's way too hard
>>574235395
>>574226929
Look at the times, newfag, its fucking fake
>>574235448
>>574235668
>>574235395
screencaping his own post, what a pretentious faggot
>>574235825
>>574235891
was probably asked to do. don't assume, faggot.
>>574230923
>throws an egg in the pan
fucking lost
>>574236046
the problem is that ANYONE could do that, not himself...
>>574233240
Oh that's a shame.
Why didn't you all just kick the guy out?
>>574236046
*to do so
I've been up all night and should be sleeping right now.
>>574236051
must've been How to Basic
>>574224821
If this is real I hate that bitch
>>574236198
We didn't have a whole lot of other people interested in joining at the time, plus he managed to pull another person into the group.
It all kinda fell apart on it's own, which everyone was fine with.
>>574233446
I remember that thread. Fucking based EB.
>>574236323
But, I've had several experiences like this with different people and it's just gotten to the point where playing is almost not worth it anymore.
>>574235395
>>574236046
wow i always wanted to tell you that you are a failure. you made one semi funny comment and then screencapped every single comment from other ppl. i bet your mother said she is proud on you when you showed her this thread, right?
god you really are a failure. there, i dreamed of this day for a long time. to tell the actual faggot who posted and screencapped this how much he suck. damn. satisfying. kill yourself.
>>574236541
At what fucking point did I ever claim to have screencapped this shit. Because I didn't, and I'm not the person who did.
>BEING THIS NEW
Jesus christ.
>>574236541
I wasn't even on 4chan the majority of days these things happened.
>>574224510
gr8
>>574236541
In conclusion you're a faggot who needs to lurkmoar
>found it
>>574236989
YEAHHHHH.
>>574232313
Shopped.
Dubs are disabled faggot
>>574237205
>implying dubs are disabled outside of /b/
>>574227280
The stupidest part of this is that if he'd just yelled out the door to his supposed friends for some TP instead of defiling a family heirloom, the damn thing wouldn't have happened.
The world is filled with idiots.
>>574237317
Lol I'd seen this before. I wonder if he ever told the other dude he was as well.
>>574236989
thanks
>>574237353
Well this is a best of /b/ thread fuckshit, so you lose.
>>574237408
thought the same at the first time I read it
>>574237445
>implying the screencaps in this thread came only from /b/
>>574225467
yyyes
>>574237445
>implying half this shit actually came from /b/
>Mr Bones
>Chinman
>etc
best of /b/ loosely implies best of 4chan
>>574231416
this fuckig guy gets me every time
>>574237476
of all people 4channers hate 4channer the most
>>574238221
>>574238221
lost my shit on this one
check'em
>>574238658
I forgot about this one. Dem feels
>>574238630
>>574238969
only a couple more and then I'm gonna eat and pass out. It's been real.
>read that story a while ago
>mention my chest looks the same
>some dude wants to see it
>post my tits on 4chan
>>574239206
Is this really a disorder? I had a best friend who a slight indentation like this on her as well, but I was a kid, like 10 or 11 and never thought anything of it. It's just now occurring to me that this isn't common place, as she is the only one I'd ever seen have a chest like this-although not to this degree.
>>574227654
10/10
>>574227280
yep it was worth reading not funny but worth
>>574239650
>4chanWritesJenniferLawrence
> Yours truly, TUMBLR
Think you got a bit mixed up faggot.
>>574229954
I feel the need to bow to the screen every time I read this. I fucking love this place sometimes.
>>574239897
the newfaggyness of your post hurts
of course tumblr didn't write it
the point was for them to make others think they did.
>lurkthefuckmoar
>>574237353
>implying dubs were always disabled
>>574239897
implying that would'nt be the 4chan thing to do
>>574240065
implying he's been on 4chan long enough to know
>>574230151
clever shit
This one is posted a lot, but still gold.
>>574239897
>webM
>mentions /b/
Do you even chan?
>>574231040
she won, OP in jail
>>574237476
This is absolutly without a doubt the very best to have ever been on the internet.
Cracks me up every damn time.
>>574239447
Yeah man, I have it. It's called Pectus Excavatum
>>574240491
absolutely
>>574240526
pic with timestamp?
>>574240635
haha
>>574240635
Hold on
>>574240386
>mfw I didn't even read
>posts a comment cause I didn't even consider the fact that it may have been from here
>>574240526
wow. I feel stupid for not knowing this was a real thing, but like I said I'd only ever seen one person with it and we were both kids. Reading up on it now, and it's mentioning heart problems...her indent was quite slight from what I remember so I don't think she had as a hard a time with that shit since we were so "edgy" as kids and tried to be cool by smoking cigs we snatched from her mom and older sister.
>>574240880
>mfw fags don't know what mfw means
ffs
>>574240635
>>574240841
>>574224594
topkek
>>574240881
well you are stupid. but hey, atleast random people on this board once thought your comment was funny. and you had to go on and ruin it.
>>574241273
it's a new meme. you say it when something happens and it's silly
i cry everytime
>>574241367
holy poops
>>574241428
I NEVER COMMENTED ON THOSE POSTS BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE WHEN THEY HAPPENED.
>>574241454
I hope you're joking. I know you're joking. mfw=my face when followed by a picture of your reaction/face
>please be joking
>>574241367
Anon delivers!
I'm sorry for you tho
>>574240880
>uses mfw
>no fw
>tfw winter is the new summer
>mfw
>>574241612
i never joke about the memes
>>574241740
It's always summer somewhere man. It never ends. I remember when summer used to end though.
>>574241612
I have been curious about that because I've seen it been used as 'my fucking word'. Why is this?
Are both correct?
>>574241639
Had multiple trips to the hospital to try and get surgery, ended up saying no because I only wanted it done due to embarressment. The real reason is because It hurts when I breath in too much. Ah well, everyone I've told doesn't give no fucks
>>574241896
are you for real?
>>574241957
Yeah I thought that too at first but just lurk moar
>>574241846
You just ruined jimmy buffet for me, Anon
>>574241957
it's never been used as that
it's never meant that
ever
mfw means my face when and has since the literal dawn of 4chan
>>574242008
Screened it myself. Was excellent.
>>574242105
more story?
>>574242202
Can't even remember what the thread was about, I think it was something to do with Gamer Gate or Zoe Quin and Moot just barged his way into a nice debate and shat on it with his bans.
>>574241967
umm... I don't know how to respond to that
>>574224594
I honestly don't think anything on this website has ever made me laugh as hard as this did. Thank you, have a nice day...
>>574242105
why. all i see in that screenshot, is everyday's faggotry
>>574242048
deeply apologetic
>>574242319
sounds like typical moot to me. he's such a whiny bitch.
>come at me moot
>>574227280
goddamn, what a life story. I'm almost jealous.
>>574242438
>>574243257
i don't really get it.
This thread has been good to me. I've seen better stuff on here than I had in a while. Thanks /b/ros
>>574243645
kid was sexually attracted to tile patterns
was made fun of by /v/
what's to get?
isouthy Brad
>>574243871
i just don't think it's that weird
>>574243871
peace guys
>>574231682
best one yet
>>574224821
Gets me every time
>>574243961
uhhhhhhh it's totally weird lol
>>574243871
still you shouldn't self-screencap semi-funny things you post. shame on you. it's like liking your own facebook post, or sucking your own dick. although it may feel right, it's wrong. and i hate you.
I wish this thread was in 404-able
>>574244434
Un 404-able
>>574244273
what the fuck
>>574229954
11/10
>>574244426
are you deaf? HE SAID HE DID NOT TAKE THAT SCREENSHOT
>>574244624
it's real i read about it in the news
>>574244742
what does hearing have to do with reading?
are you a blind telepath?
can you hear what i'm saying with these words?
holy shit
fart into a cup and smell it, will be the same effect
that or jerk off into your mouth
>>574244273
>3 minutes of cardiac arrest
>not waking up as a potato
0/10
>>574244742
My mates and I get together when MGS 4 comes out, can't wait to play.
Have a smoke, start game.
Snake is old af.
Keeps holding his back.
Never get to know what the story is as every time someone speaks to snake in game, there's a chorus of.-
"What?"
"Who's that there?"
"What?! What?! Are you John's boy?"
"Such a nice young man calling your grandfather"
>>574227280
HBO series when?
>>574246445
you tell me
>>574242715
fucking win
>>574231438
Was there for this. Top keks were had
>>574230721
I had read the frog story before. Had no idea there were more.
Sweet Christ, I imagine that guy's dad would have been the most notorious serial killer in history in another scenario.
>>574231732
Can someone explain to me what is that?
>>574247953
A Tai "boy"
>>574231140
It seems really blurry to me
>>574225429
This is why /b/ is 18+...
Also haven't laughed this hard in ages
>>574231416
lost many times
>>574244273
Fuck that's pretty hot.
I'll dump some because I saved some from this thread.
>>574250597
>>574225467
>>574251082
way to go for the last pic
>>574251315
Perfectly sums up 85% of these posts
>>574232781
Read every word. Hit me in the heart.
>>574230559
Gets me every fucking time.
>>574224594
omg the sides