Never marry a woman without a hymen. The moment you realize

>>574140397
I had sex with my virgin ex girlfriend (knew this for a fact, she was a neckbeard grill.) and she had no hymen. Might want to rethink that one.

>>574140716
except she wasn't a virgin. Neckbeard grills get more action than male neckbeards

>>574140397
You are a insecure virgin faggot

Hymens can be easily broken by day-to-day things like a tampon, bicycling, or horseback riding. Nice try, faggot.

>>574140716
>I had sex with my virgin ex girlfriend
>my girlfriend lied to me

>>574140397
Girls can often lose their hymens by accidents you dip shit, not just from having sex.

#NoHymenNoDiamond

>>574140397
Retarded 10 year old quire boy. Women can lose their hymen from normal physical activity.

>>574141325
>Hymens can be easily broken by day-to-day things like a tampon, bicycling, or horseback riding. Nice try, faggot.
>believing in the feminazi propaganda
its time we set free the truth

I TOLD YOU TO GET THE FUCK OFF OF 4CHAN GRANDMA!

What if she has an hymen but doesn't want to marry?

>>574140397

I like giving women pain as much as anyone, but that's a really gross way of going about it.

Are you retarded? The hymen will diminish whether you are penetrated or not. It is rare to have the hymen intact by the age of 16.

The only reason turds like you still believe that shit you said is because back in your great great grandpappy's time, girls were getting plowed at 13

>>574140397

this just reeks of neckbeard

>>574140397
>You will never share that beautiful moment where you break your girlfriend's hymen, where she grips you tightly and grits her teeth and flexes her abs as you slowly break her membrane
You've never taken a woman's virginity, have you?

>>574141407

Lets get this trending.

>>574140397

I don't get this fucking preoccupation with virgin women. You don't fucking own her.

Sex = good
More sex = better

Why the fuck are people so afraid of something so natural, not to mention entertaining?

>>574140397
eTim is right!
I'd rather cut it off than take that sanctimonious leap with some knock-kneed slattern

#NoHymenNoDiamond

>>574141536
Go back to gradeschool anatomy and try again.

>>574140397

but op, many women who are virgins don't have hymens.

and also, virgins are horrible at sex.

please defend your argument in light of these facts.

>>574140397
People have sex in Western nations. Any girl that's a virgin past 21 in American society is either so gross no one wants it, or a church nut saving it for jesus.

OP, himself, shows a virgin's naivete regarding such matters.

>>574141823
>back in your great great grandpappy's time, girls were getting plowed at 13
Those were some times.

>>574141858
I love how OP is trying to make defloration seem like something pleasant while in face it's the most painful thing that will ever happen related to sex for some women.

>>574141918
>Why the fuck are people so afraid of something so natural, not to mention entertaining?
>im a whore and i should be able to fuck around as much as i want before marriage o but i still love you bby
nice try succubus

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glorious bump

#NoHymenNoDiamond

Even if you're a normalfag and disagree, it'll still cause MASSIVE ass-flastery and cause a huge shitstorm among women. Bikini Bridge 2.0.

>>574140397
oh look its captain aspie himself!

>>574141918
Its the fear of being inadequate, the fear of whenever you fuck your wife she'll still have thoughts of another dude's dick insider her and no matter what she says you can never know what she says is true.

Girls with hymen don't know how to fuck or suck dick.

Only mormons and dune coons fantasize about shitty missionary sex.

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>>574142306
>>574142207
>>574141918
>>574142061
when did /b/ become tumblr
fucking pathetic

>>574141326
You are aware that tampons break the hymen most of the time, and since girls play sports that breaks them most of the time, or even from riding a fucking bike.
>ITT neckbeards that have no experience with a woman

>>574142315

Not everyone subscribes to your idea of morality. But that's okay, because I wouldn't want to marry someone who does anyway.

Marriage means fuck-all these days anyway, unless you're super-religious. And if you make similar incomes, there's not even any real tax benefit either. There are plenty of more meaningful ways to bind yourself to someone, heart and soul.

>>574142376
>Even if you're a normalfag and disagree, it'll still cause MASSIVE ass-flastery and cause a huge shitstorm among women. Bikini Bridge 2.0.
this

i dont understand why only like 2 fucking people are picking up on this

/b/ is now tumblr

>>574141407
>no hymen, no diamond
fuckin lol'd

>>574142454

Don't you think she's going to wonder what other dicks are like, anyway? Wandering minds gonna wander.

>>574142593

let me guess, you're 19, about 5'9"?

#NoHymenNoDiamond

This makes me moist with anticipation. Come, brothers, let us labor and cause mayhem on the internet again.

Awwww Tiny Penis man is scared his no hymen wife has had bigger and better. Don't buy a car without a test drive.

>>574142207
It should also be mentioned that most girls have broken hymens in their early teenage years.... either from masturbation, a bikeseat, a fall, or sex. Once again, OP has a virgin's misunderstanding of such matters.

It's easy to wind up a virgin male, boys that are too cowardly to make sexual advances will not get laid, period. ALL women have sexual options. ALWAYS (unless if they're retarded or deformed or absolutely grotesque). Statistically it's harder for girls to be virgins after their teens, just because if they want dick, it's always on hand. Betafags don't have anything lined up.

So OP takes his virgin status as a virtue rather than a flaw and unrealistically expects women to see it the same.

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>>574142720
>Marriage means fuck-all these days anyway
stopped reading there
no it means that for you
fuck off with your moral superiority
nigger


all these fucking faggots rushing in the thread to defend le noble womyn

was /b/ always americans and muslims?

>>574142376
>2014
>Still trolling women.

#NoHymenNoDiamond2014

>>574143161

are trying to get a shitposting award or something?

>>574143030
add 2 years and three inches

I ask myself, what is it like to disrespect yourself so much that you would settle for a common back alley strumpet?

But I realize, I don't want to know the answer. Some things you're better off not knowing.

I only hope you people learn what it is to truly love yourself. Don't eat off another man's plate.

>>574143161

Yes, and I was only talking about myself. Like I said, unless you're religious, marriage means nothing.

I guess there's the "I get half his shit when we break up" aspect, but that hardly ever works in the man's favour.

Jesus banged a whore, Why can't I?

>>574141717
then she is part unicorn and you love her until the day she dies

I do like the idea of trending #NoHymenNoDiamond

red nigger standing by

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>>574143317
>are trying to get a shitposting award or something?

PLEASE SIR KNIGHT DO NOT STRIKE ME DOWN I AM BUT A PEASANT

/b/ros, we need to take this to twitter. Just imagine the butthurt from the SJWs

>>574140397
Ideally, I'd like to marry a virgin. But the chances of that happening are very slim nowadays.

BTW OP, are you a virgin?
If so, you are a hippo crate faggot
Captcha: sageembe there

>>574143382
>marriage means nothing.
no
for you it does
stopped reading there

im glad your so fucking objective you little twat
isnt your maiden calling? something about a dragon?

>>574143572
As funny as that would be, I don't want to put up with another shitty crusade by the feminazi brigade.

>ITT: tumblr, leddit, and feminist fags trying to justify the general degradation of mores due to the ability to have zero accountability/risk sex while demonizing people that still value said mores

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>>574143453
red chigger standing by

>>574140397
>Okay. You want to pump and dump a woman with no hymen? Go for it. But marriage? Rethink what you're doing. You will never share that beautiful moment...

That's a one time thing you faggot. Marriage lasts longer then sex.

>Slut phase
If she's not gone through the "slut phase", you can sure as hell bet she will afterwards

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>>574143271
> /b/
> not being a faggot
> not trolling women
> not making life shittier for everyone else

what, do you come here for the roll threads? nigger, please. nobody is meant to take this thread seriously. do it for the lulz and quit acting so fucking predictable.

>>574143774
that's where the lulz are
#NoHymenNoDiamond

first of all
>demanding a virgin

then you also take into account
>hymen reconstruction surgery can happen
>hymens can break from activities other than sex

You never go full retard, OP

>>574142376

Yeah, get this shit trending. Even if you don't believe it, it'll piss off the feminazis off so bad if they see that trending.

>>574143912

>implying the slut phase ever ends

>>574143774
>As funny as that would be, I don't want to put up with another shitty crusade by the feminazi brigade.
its good to stir the pot
it shows people how bad feminists are

>>574143016
There's a lot of things along that line that anyone can think about their partner. Its when you obsess over them when it becomes a problem. People need to understand that shit happens, people do things, and not every little thing defines the kind of person we are or the actions we take in the future.

hymens don't break you fucking mongoloids.

>>574143407
Well, if you say so...

>>574144046
>hymen reconstruction surgery can happen
yea right is she gunna get a new hymen every thursday

>>574144073
Touché :L

retweet ASAP
https://twitter.com/hashtag/NoHymenNoDiamond?src=hash

Red nigger standing by I repeat red nigger standing by

>>574143662
How is he an hypocrite, he never said men should be virgins.

>>574144574
go /b/!! Go forth and do thy worst!

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>>574140397
amen anon

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>>574144386
Not to mention a hymen doesn't "go" anywhere. It stretches, it doesn't fall off or anything after a girl has sex for the first time.

>>574141505
lol quire...

>>574144574
finally decided to join Twitter just for this. anyone want to help me pad out my followers list?

There's nothing fun about busting a hymen.

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RETWEET BEFORE THE MODS DELETE THIS THREAD
https://twitter.com/hashtag/NoHymenNoDiamond?src=hash

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>>574140397
What if I'm the reason she doesn't have a hymen?

>>574140397
Vergin fag

>>574144386
>>574144987

Depends on the hymen and the person they're having sex with. Small dick and the girl has a more open hymen, sure, it won't break. However, as the blood implies, they do break.

>>574140397
you uneducated whore

The effects of sexual intercourse and childbirth on the hymen are variable. If the hymen is sufficiently elastic, it may return to nearly its original condition. In other cases, there may be remnants (carunculae myrtiformes), or it may appear completely absent after repeated penetration. Additionally, the hymen may be lacerated by disease, injury, medical examination, masturbation or even physical exercise. For these reasons, the state of the hymen is not a conclusive indicator of virginity.

>>574145360
cumslut

>>574140397

>married girl with no hymen

the internets offended me :(

still

#NoHymenNoDiamond

>>574143934

Honestly, mostly for the porn and fucked up webm threads. The lulz is dead once it's played out. Hating on the feminists (hell, caring even one iota about them) feels like one step away from wearing guy fawkes masks at this point.

>>574145386

With today's sedentary populous while not 100% accurate it's a pretty damn good indicator.

>>574141834
>this just reeks of neckbeard

or Mohhammad and Abdul in ISIS.

I don't date girls.
I date women, and they better NOT have hymen.
The /hr/ board has a CLOSE UP of a hymen http://boards.4chan.org/hr/thread/2247446/

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>>574140397
Dafq is this shit?
Theres to much bait

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lol read this.. http://instagrampics.mobi/10-sex-things-men-don-t-care-about/?524

>>574145506
> uses emojis
> uses hashtags

NEWFAG ALERT! somebody rape this tumblr bitch

I was 12 and this girl agreed to let me be first. She was 10. She was super tight and girls that young didn't get wet. She had no hymen. She did not bleed. That is no indicator.

I prefer to have a wife that knows what is out there and prefers me. My first wife had only been with one guy before me. She got curious. She became a whore. A literal gets paid for sex whore.

The wife I have now has been with enough men to know what is out there. She prefers me over them. I know she will never get curious or wander off. She wants me and is happy with me.

Your argument is refuted.

>>574145940
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( dont you like smilies?

>>574140397

FYI if hymens are what most of you people think they are all women would get hematocolpos and die unless they had sex/masturbated/got some kind of trauma.

Have fun with your lame uninspired sex the first several years and fucktarded blowjobs. You have it backwards: if you must fuck a virgin for that taboo of it, do it and leave. Marry the experienced whore for awesome sex long term (until she inevitably cheats)

Let's make this thing happen
>>574145563
Get this trending

>>574140397
Holy Shitz!! I'm kind of agree with this

>>574140397
i agree op
just say no to worn out sluts

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>>574146098

>>574146516
you are trash and a newfag

die painfully

NEW THREAD: >>574145563

ORIGINAL THREAD: >>>/r9k/14095612

Never understood why peoply have a thing against sluts. Sluts are cool. I would never date a girl with a hymen. It's proof she's a prude and doesnt put out. That makes for a boring sexless life. Once you marry a girl like that, there's no way you would have sex with her multiple times per day. She would treat sex like a reward to give out on rare occasions.

>>574145940
>>574146098

It's okay, that kid follows me everywhere and newfags all my posts. I grow stronger every day!

I think there was an old tradition where maids would pour drops of pig blood on rich dude's beds to satisfy the sort of awesome depravity OP is showing. Bring back the dark ages.

#NoHymenNoDiamond

>>574140397
Yes because having a girlfriend with absolutely zero sexual experience is perfect wife material

This will never go viral.

Also, her past past is none of your business.

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>>574146516
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :) :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

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>>574146628
only a newfag like you can make me giggle so much

Fuck that. The Hymen will break regardless of sexual activity at some point, and it's not actually that painful. I'd say it's on a similar level as when you have that perfect itch right where your earlobe meets your jawline and accidentally damage the skin. It's all in the muscles, because it's like your vagina is giving way to a tiny baby that for some reason thinks it's fucking funny to keep stomping you in the clam. It'd be like being poked violently in the gooch/grundle for male, possibly.

On account of whether you should have a life partnership with a
virgin, the younger the better, I suppose. If you're with that person from say, eighteen, male, female, or otherwise the sex will probably be better in the long run. Gotta train them when they're young, and the same would go for yourself. No one likes thinking: "Jesus Christ, look at those calloused sausage fingers. If those don't kill me, the weight being pressed on my lungs will, because this person has absolutely no fucking idea what they're doing and it will end badly for the both of us. With one dead, and the other humiliated."

The whole ab-flexing, teeth-gritting, shoulder-gripping shit should happen literally every time you have sex, otherwise, you've disappointed someone, even if they're kind enough not to let you know. Taking the virginity of a woman will either have her telling you to get off and let her take a breather, or wait for a moment for her to adjust. Not that dramatic. Unless you're unlucky and her fight instincts kick in. I almost punched my first partner in the head, and after a bit of waiting, watched spiderman 3 while he got in there and had his fun. I don't know who I was more embarrassed for; myself, or Peter Parker showing off his sweet dance moves.

TL;DR: Hymen don't mean shit.

>>574140397
>2014
>shiggydiggy

>>574147048
>Yes because having a girlfriend with absolutely zero sexual experience is perfect wife material
its better than having a megaslut

you putting weight on experience is exactly on par with OP putting weight on the hymen
i knew girls who wouldnt fuck their boyfriends because they admitted to being virgins

youre just as fucking disgusting as OP

>>574140397
But what if she wasn't born with a vagina?

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>>574147181
> be this new

Such faggotry

>>574147263
You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Please stop trying to spread your misery unto others.

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Come on guys, get those twitter accounts going

>>574140397
According to wiki article on hymen, 43% of women report bleeding on their first intercourse. Coupling that with the fact that lying sluts exist, probably hymen is a pretty good (albeit no conclusive) indicator of virginity.

This thread is the stark contrast of what 4chan was and has become.

ITT: burned out super high mileage sluts

>>574142598
this.
/thread

>>574147263
confirmed for never fucked a virgin

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>>574140397
>tfw my I was my wifes first and she was my fifth.

Feels good knowing no other cocks have entered my domain

>>574147570
>This thread is the stark contrast of what 4chan was and has become.
what did it used to be like
im not really new
but i usually never come on /b/

>>574140397
Virgin detected.

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>>574140397
>You will never have that, because she chose to be Becky Spread-Eagle back at sophomore homecoming.

Dat's dat shit right there.

>>574140958
not true. google it

>>574147496
search for the one good smilie

>>574147870
huh?

>>574141325
Scientifically proven, the only way to break your hymen is via penetration.

>>574140397
Is it just me or is the trolling not as good as it once was?

i mean, THIS, would be the type of troll I would expect circa 1961.

A better troll would be don't date a woman that makes more than you.

This one? This one is just dumb.

OK, I take that back..a 12-year old might get suckered into this one.

>>574141407

we need to do this

>>574140397
If you're serious; you're a fucking moron.
If you're trolling; you're a fucking moron.

kill yourself either way

>>574140397
/agreed

People make fun of me for being a 27 year old virgin but at least I ain't no cuckold to some black-cock-sucking white whore shixa.

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>>574148049
>>574148005
>>574147759
>>574147608

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Either you're really dedicated or a fucking faggot.
Maybe both

>>574147989
Scientifically proven that you can break your hymen while preforming exercise.

>>574143774
by saying this you're basically letting moots strong-arm tactics win.

we're afraid to raid feminazis now. It's over

>>574144061
what about labia shaming? is that a thing? femnazis will post their cunts everywhere

>>574147981
i have trust in you anon
ill give you one hint
>>574147181

>>574147751

The average age of the userbase was 5 years older for one thing. I'd hardly call it good, but content was more diverse and even though there were fewer people the community moved much faster ahead. Less reposts, and new memes/ideas/fads sprung up more often.
Far less of a circlejerk.

>>574148336

this. this is an idea.

>>574147570
yeah, we should go back to laughing at middle schoolers who committed suicide over stolen iPods

>>574148245
wat